Handel: Ooooooooooh, is that a planet I see in the distance? Heckler: If it's not a star and it's big, probably. Idiot. Handel: I say we blow it up! Hahahaha!!! FIRE!!! Heckler: Sir, you used up all of our weapons blowing up tiny asteroids. Handel: Oh. Well, land on it then. Maybe there's food and other stuff.
I am the restless haunt of DBF.
I'm in ur walls, eetin' ur pilloes! So get away from mah corn! I'm in ur cornfield, WHISPERING IN UR EARS!!!
OOC: Blobbesticlorishnast is the new godmodder. I expect you to move the plot forward, we had a great start but now everybody's in the same place!!! So, godmodder, give us a challenge. AND PLEASE SAVE ME OR IMA DEAD MEAT ON A MOON...
GODMODDING Handel lands on the moon everyone else is on, turning his spaceship into a gigantic letter C. Handel jumps out of the ship, blasts random objects around him (launching and waking the Faridian into space).
The launched Faridian bounced off Handel's spaceship, causing it to roll (Handel got pulled into it), and the Faridian flew far...
Landing in a McDonalds shop.
Handel's ship was stopped by what looked like a Google Chrome ship, knocking it over.
Blobby had just ordered a coke from McDonalds, when the Faridian fell on him. Before Blobby could react, he heard his ship crunch in a not so nice way. Before Blobby could react, he got his coke.
GODMODDING The Vogons had nothing to do with it. Smoky, who isn't even in this story, claims I'm lying. Get back to Stick Journey: Party 1, where you belong, Smoky! GODMODDING None of this had to do with the asteroid currently headed towards the moon all of the major members of the story were on. Not that it was a story, for this was real life. Smoky: HE IS LYING! HE IS GOING TO KILL US ALL! (and I came from the arena, not SR: P1.) Just get back. Shoo. Smoky goes back to the arena, and gets killed by a giant slug. Smoky: Not working. Oh, forget it. If Smoky isn't going to cooperate, nothing bad will happen, right? Smoky: Wrong. Blobby drank his soda and the Faridian fell off his head. His spaceship creaked, and fell over, knocking the McDonalds ship (and building) onto its side.
Blobby was more concerned with the fact that he spilled his soda than the fact that his spaceship was on the McDonalds ship on the building on the unfortunate watchers. Who managed to scurry away before they were squished.
Smoky: Aren't you going to say that you are godmodding again? I never said I wasn't.
The C-ship stopped rolling, on top of Blobby's ship.
The asteroid, of course, was still on its way.
Smoky: For those of you who were confused, here is the main outline: The Vogons launched an asteroid at the moon the characters are on--- NO THEY DIDN'T! Smoky: Sure, whatever you say. Mr. Narrator seems to not be reliable. That would be Smoky. Smoky: Yeah, yeah. The C-ship knocked over the Chrome-ship, knocking over the McDonalds-ship, knocking over the McDonalds-building, where the characters get out of the way as to not get squished. It's a small moon af---ter allll Smoky: Stop singing. You are interrupting my monologue to the audience! That's my job! Smoky: You aren't doing it correctly. Bye! *Smoky vanishes to where he was.*
I'll have you know that Smoky was lying.
Smoky: *comes back* No, I'm not. *Smoky vanishes again*
OOC: Blobby, please... Your posts are hard to read. And since when was Smoky a part of this?
*wakes up* *looks around*
*calls the attention of all present* "I go running off and I'm unconscious for a couple of hours and THIS is the mess you make?"
"Now, it looks, upon preliminary examination, that my ship might fly. I suggest we all just get in out vessels and head out our-"
"..."
"Is that an asteroid?"
Upon seeing this fine specimin, hurtling at us at incredible speed, I decided it would be best to jump into the closest ship. There was only one small problem. While everybody else was close to their own ships, only the hitchhikers were close to mine. This of course meant that I was not the closest to my ship, and therefor not inclined to risk running to my own vessel. Instead, I dived through the door of the TARDIS and promptly hunkered into a corner.
___! ___! (s)he's our (gal/man) if (s)he can't do it no one (shall/can)!
Since the Doctor and the girl were busy staring at the object hurtling toward us, I quickly grabbed them, pulling them to the relative safety of the oversized interior of the phone box. I then proceeded to randomly manipulate the controls present. There were several loud, unidentifiable sounds in the ship, which presently died away, revealing that were were now perched on a spindly rocky outcrop, some 500 ft above a desert landscape.
___! ___! (s)he's our (gal/man) if (s)he can't do it no one (shall/can)!
Meanwhile, while the Doctor and Amy were gone, I stared at the asteroid. "Ahhhhhh crap."
BOOM! The asteroid made contact with the moon, blowing me sky high.
Bits of Lev Ivanov (My character's name) floated through space. His head floated into the opening airlock of a passing space ship, where several aliens were gambling. When his head was sucked into the main hold, several tin-titanium alien coins spilled on him.
There were several holes in the ship when the rest of his body punched through the walls of the ship, and as his leg crashed through the controls, the ship went into hyperspace, plummeting into a planet's atmosphere. It appeared to be another desert planet, and there were huge rocky towers, and- WAS THAT THE TARDIS O-
The ship exploded, and Lev was sent hurtling towards the spire with the TARDIS on it.
The Doctor: Where are we? Where's our thin friend? Suddenly there was an explosion above, and Lev hurtled into the spire. Amy: Holy! Are you all right!? Lev: It's nice being a Stick-Rangerite. I hate explosions. Lev peeled himself from the ground.
Post by QwertyuiopThePie on Oct 8, 2010 3:21:58 GMT
Q: So... what now?
FP: Now, we are separated again.
Q: I thought it was gonna be a nice, relaxed day. Thought I'd maybe take the dog out for a walk. Now I'm sitting in a soda can about six or seven lightyears from the smoking remains of Earth with nothing to do. Must be a Thursday.
"Okay... I just want to get to the hover race thing... But NOW my ship is off in some distant part of the galaxy being flown around by a couple of hitchhikers who don't seem very... ah... competent. Plus I feel all funny from sleeping on the moon, there's a nasty crick in my neck, and this dude just fell from the sky, and you have a time machine, and you..." *points at Amy* "...seem deceptively normal and it's really annoying me. Plus, if I ever do make it back to my ship it's missing a heat shield, and that-OSHI" *falls off of rocky pinnacle*
... TO BE CONTINUED ...
OOC: I have a good plan for falling, so you can be surprised, but don't help me
___! ___! (s)he's our (gal/man) if (s)he can't do it no one (shall/can)!
Smoky: I am still telling this to you, as Mr. Narrator is still crazy.
<silent treatment>
Smoky: Anyways....
Blobby continued directing his ship, crashing into a robot (Heckler), launching Heckler at the tin can and Blobby and Google Chrome at another moon... one with a Faridian falling off a cliff.
Hold it... wasn't the tin can the Faridian's ship? Then who is steering the tin can if the Faridian is down there?
GODMODDING
Heckler being launched at the tin can caused the tin can to grab Heckler, but the tin can spun straight towards Blobby's ship... which was headed straight at Lev Ivanov.
500 ft OSHI 400 ft *shocked expression* 300 ft *fear* 200 ft *paralyzing fear* 100 ft Is that the weird Simon says ship? 2 ft *forgets to fall*
Yes, in fact, if you become distracted enough, you can fly. Gravity will have no effect on you. But, Ethan being such a logical fellow, promptly considered his situation and...
*thump*
___! ___! (s)he's our (gal/man) if (s)he can't do it no one (shall/can)!
Blobby saw the Faridian stop falling about 2 ft from the ground and got completely confused. So confused, in fact, that he forgot to deploy landing gear. He managed to miss Lev and the cliff, instead plummeted at the Faridian.
Post by QwertyuiopThePie on Oct 14, 2010 14:00:24 GMT
FP OOC: Hey, I'm flying this tin can! Haven't you been reading my posts? And didn't heckler already kick the can (heh pun) a few posts ago, stopping our rotation instead of starting it?