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Post by kuraikiba on Oct 18, 2010 21:47:33 GMT
Here is how it works.
In the post following this post, I will state a simple problem. The person in the next post must find an extremely crazy or unnecessarily difficult solution for it. Then, that person states a new problem, and it too will be a very simple problem. Then the posting pattern continues as such:
Solution 1, Problem 2
Solution 2, Problem 3
Solution N, Problem N+1
However, Three Rules exist:
1. Solution must be somewhat relevant and be 1 post only
2. Don't get kinky
3. Don't copy solutions/problems
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Post by GloveParty on Oct 18, 2010 23:07:21 GMT
Sharpen my pencil. *hands pencil to next poster*
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Post by kuraikiba on Oct 18, 2010 23:14:56 GMT
I take the pencil, launch it out of a cannon, it sticks into a piece of Styrofoam, it's momentum swings it forward, it falls, rolls into a hole, into a tube, goes out of the tube, lands in a tire, tire rolls off a cliff, and launches the pencil when the tire bursts on a rock, pencil lands in pencil sharpener and sharpens, the sharpener shorts out, and launches the pencil into your hand.
Make me a PB and J sandwich.
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Post by Elmach on Oct 19, 2010 4:11:51 GMT
I go get some wheat and roast it over a dragon, making it bread. I also get some peanuts and plant them. I also mash some grapes by having a hamster run in a hamster wheel, cranking a machine that rolls over grapes.
I turn the mashed grapes into jelly.
I harvest peanuts from the crops.
The wheat is ready now. I cut the bread into slices.
I turn peanuts into peanut butter with hamster wheel contraption.
I mix peanut butter and jelly with hamster wheel contraption.
I put peanut butter and jelly on bread.
I put PB and J sandwich on spring launcher, launching it at your plate.
Get an egg.
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Post by kuraikiba on Oct 19, 2010 22:50:21 GMT
I jump off a building and land in an air fired plane, which launches me to Britain. I strap myself to a carbon fiber wing, and fly across the English channel. Then I swoop down under a henhouse, a hey lays an egg, it falls into a pillow on my hand, and I put the egg in a box full of packing peanuts, and drop it in a mailbox, then it arrives at your location.
In true nonja style: MAKE RAMEN FOR ME.
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