Logically =

[microfarad]

Remember this? Well... We're going to do it right this time.

You make mathematical statements based upon stuff that is funny, and from there you derive the secrets of our little universe :)

Logical fallacies are to be expected... You can't avoid them.

Carefully show all of your work.

Math equations may be humorous in their visual representation, rather than in their mathematical sense.

You are not allowed to intentionally flame or troll. The humor will be a bit deprecating, but don't push it. If it turns out that, with substituting and simplifying etc... that something flamey turns out, it's not your fault. It's the math. Post it. It won't be flaming.

Try making generalizations about people, and not using specific attributes of them. DO NOT do this MicroFarad + lols < Qwerty + lols
While you may be attempting to say Qwerty has more lols... Just don't do it. No specific attributes. And anyways, that simplifies in one step to be MicroFarad < Qwerty which is clearly flaming.

1 is the same as a fact, while 0 denotes something which is not fact.

Put user names in single quotes 'Veers'

1='TSL'+h*8*s(1+e*r)
This denotes that 'TSL'+h*8*s(1+e*r) is a fact. (This is, by the way, equivalent to 1='TSL'+h8s+h8ers You will be expected to find the meaning out of simplified/factored humor)

I'll start...
1='TSL'+h*8*s(1+e*r)

'MF'=me
Please don't pull the same one for yourself... The 'MF'='you' which isn't the point of this game...

e=mc²

'MF'=me
'MF'/m=e
'MF'/m=mc²
'MF'=m²c²
'MF'=(mc)²

[Qwerty]

So, we begin with MicroFarad < Qwerty...

Wait, am I missing something?

Right. Nonjas + Ramen = Fed + Nonjas. So Ramen = Fed. Since Ramen = Food, Fed = Food. Since Federal = Fed, Food is Federal and socialism is the right way to go. Or something...

[Fringe Pioneer]

Actually, you would better say that Ramen ∈ Food (Ramen is an element of Food, i.e. Ramen is a kind of food), resulting in the following:

Ramen = Fed
Fed ∈ Food
Federal = Fed
Federal ∈ Food

From that, though, I see no connection to socialism. Oh well...

[ganondorfchampin]

log(cabin)=house
cabin=10^house=(10[td]shoe)u[/td]

A cabin is a 10 to a shoe to you.

[Fringe Pioneer]

In the first line, it should either be log(cabin) or log₁₀cabin...

Also, if 10^house = 10^{shoe^u}, then house = shoe^u. Ergo, log_shoehouse = u, or if you want a calculator-ready form, ln(house)/ln(shoe) = u.

[microfarad]

Qwerty... You failed...

Try making generalizations about people, and not using specific attributes of them. DO NOT do this MicroFarad + lols < Qwerty + lols
While you may be attempting to say Qwerty has more lols... Just don't do it. No specific attributes.

The same naturally applies for Nonjas...

Nonjas + Ramen = Fed + Nonjas

Not only user names should be put in quotes. Any word... Like 'cabin'

Also
cabin=10^house=10^(shoe^u)
does not follow mathematically from
log_cabin=house

[Fringe Pioneer]

It does if he makes [bad_calculus_pun]u-substitution[/bad_calculus_pun]...

[ganondorfchampin]

Fixed it.

[xShadowLordx]

This is a nice little thing I carried over from the old site. For this problem, we first require a few common sense givens.

Given:

Dead = Suckish
Alive = Awesome
Suckish = -Awesome

Now we can start!

Dead Forum + TSL = Live Forum
Dead Forum + TSL - Forum = Live Forum - Forum
Dead + TSL = Live
Suckish + TSL = Awesome
-Awesome + TSL = Awesome
-Awesome + TSL + Awesome = Awesome + Awesome

Therefore...

TSL = 2(Awesome)

;D

[GloveParty]

First of All: 'OwnedByGlove'=2*'Stick Ranger'

'Stick Ranger'+'OwnedByGlove'= 3*'Addiction'
3*'Addiction'-'Stick Ranger'=OwnedByGlove
'OwnedByGlove'=2*'Stick Ranger', and 'Stick Ranger'+'OwnedByGlove'=3*'Addiction', therefore
'Stick Ranger'='Addiction'

[Elmach]

'Powder Game'=/='Stick Ranger'

Thus,

'Powder Game'=/='Addiction'.

HA!

'Earth Editor'=/='Stick Ranger'

Thus,

'Earth Editor'=/='Addiction'.

Actually,

'Elmach' ∈ {x∈'People'|Plays(x,'Powder Game') Λ Plays(x,'Earth Editor')}

Where Plays(x,y) is true if x∈'People', y∈'Games', x plays y.

What I essentially said is

'Elmach' plays 'Powder Game' and 'Earth Editor' is true.

But in set theory notation.

Oh. I forgot.

'true'=1
'false'=-1
.

Nice to know that
'true'*'false'='false'
'true'*'true'='true'
'false'*'true'='false'
but not as nice to see that
'false'*'false'='true'.

[Qwerty]

I thought "False" was a 0 in logic.

[clockwork]

Love = Like+Like

Just a guess at what I should do ._.

Disappointment = Expectation - Expectation

Might wanna fix that one

Now to get complex

1(world)+((6.8797*10^9)humans)-(obama)=Prosperity+((((drugs)rape)murder)pollution)
therfore
1(world)+((6.8797*10^9)humans)+(obama)=((((drugs)rape)murder)pollution) + (blackpresident)

Therfore Obama=-(prosperity)+(blackpresident)
Therfore -(prosperity)+(blackpresident)=(1/2(blackpresident))
Therfore (1/2(blackpresident))=(whitepresident) if you are black
or (1/2(blackpresident))=(republican) if you are a democrat
and-

Shit, I'm no longer using my logic arrays.

*Sigh*

Going to recharge my batts.

[ganondorfchampin]

Woman take time and money.

woman=time x money

Time is money.

time=money

woman=money²

Money is the root of evil.

money = Sqrt(evil)

money²=evil

woman=evil

[clockwork]

Finished it, since no one complained...

1(world)+((6.8797*10^9)humans)-(obama)=Prosperity+((((drugs)rape)murder)pollution)
therfore
1(world)+((6.8797*10^9)humans)+(obama)=((((drugs)rape)murder)pollution) + (blackpresident)

Therfore Obama=-(prosperity)+(blackpresident)
Therfore -(prosperity)+(blackpresident)=(1/2(blackpresident))
Therfore (1/2(blackpresident))=(whitepresident) if you are black
or (1/2(blackpresident))=(republican) if you are a democrat
or (1/2(blackpresident))=(blackpresident) if you are white
or (1/2(blackpresident))=(democrat) if you are republican

Or if you are prick

1(world)+((6.8797*10^9)humans)+(obama)=1(world)+((6.8797*10^9)humans)

Obama = 0

If you are black Obama = 0
If you are white Obama = 0
If you are Democrat Obama = 0.012928
If you are republican Obama = -0.012928

Now if we go back in time

1(world)+((6.8797*10^9)humans)+(GWB)=((((drugs)rape)murder)pollution) + (funnystandup)
Therfore (GWB)=(funnystandup)

Miss George W. Bush Yet?

You should...

There are multiple jokes at which you need to be smart and witty to understand. Especially the
If you are Democrat Obama = 0.012928
If you are republican Obama = -0.012928
one. I think TSL should like that.
Or the scienctific notation for human population. Not a joke but humerous for no reason indeed.

[Elmach]

'Dead' = 'Lose'
'Dead' = -'Alive'
'Lose' = -'Win'
'Lose' = 'Fun'

Ergo,

'Dead' = 'Fun'
'Alive = -'Fun' = no Fun
'Win' = -'Fun' = no Fun
'Dead' * 'Win' = - 'Fun'² = no Fun squares

[clockwork]

Wrong ^

[Elmach]

Explain.

[wofie]

Debate = Opinion + Opinion + Contradiction
Opinion = Thought + Facts
Contradiction = Opposite + Opposite
Thought = Brain + Power
Therefore, the prime factorization of Debate is Brain2 + Power2 + Facts2 + Opposites2

1'Wofie' - E = 'Wofi'
0.5'Wofie' = 'Wofi'
1'Wofie' = 'Woofiethesecond'
0.5'Woofiethesecond' = 'Wofi'
therefore,
0.25'Woofiethesecond' = 'Wofi' = 'Wofie'

[GoldAlchemist]

GoldAlchemist = Gold * Alchemist
Alchemist = (Alchemy-y)+ist = (Alchemy - height) + ist
Religious = (Religion-on)+ous = (Religion + off_mind..?) + ous
Scientist = (Science-ce)+tist = (Science - light*energy) + tist

ous = ?
ist = ?
tist = t + ist = time + ist

ist, or ous = anything
ist, or ous =/= everything
ist, or ous =/= nothing
ist, or ous = something
nothing < something < anything < everything
therefore, nothing < ist, or ous < everything
furthermore, something < ist, or ous < anything
so, ist or ous are both concrete and unknowable
so therefore, ist, or ous = ∞

Religion < Alchemy < Science
Religious --> Religion
Alchemist --> Alchemy
Scientist --> Science
therefore, Religious < Alchemist < Scientist

In conclusion:
Religious = (Religion + off_{mind (most likely)}) + ∞
Religious people have their religions, are most likely closed off to all other beliefs, and will always be this way.

Scientist = (Science - light*energy) + (time + ∞)
Scientists stay away from light sources and are usually sluggish. To compensate for their speeds, they are given infinite time to do science.

Alchemist = (Alchemy - height) + ∞
While Alchemists are usually short folk, what they do will last forever, and have no other drawback, and are therefore more awesome than Scientists or Religious people.

FINAL CONCLUSION:
Alchemists = Scientists + Religious People
Gold = Value
Alchemists > Scientists, or Religious People

Gold*Alchemist = Value >_{(which is greater than)} Scientists or Religious People


So, GoldAlchemist is valuable, and more awesome than most types of people. XD