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Post by mdog95 on Dec 2, 2011 4:12:05 GMT
You won; therefore, you lost.
The game of watching TV with a very stable cable connection and no way for anything to break or get damaged.
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Post by Zrined on Dec 2, 2011 4:32:13 GMT
You are in someone else's house, you are arrested for trespassing.
The game of staring at an alarm clock.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Dec 2, 2011 5:28:11 GMT
You are also an alarm clock. The other alarm clock, having no clothing on, screams because you look like a rapist, having no clothing as well. You are arrested for battery.
he ame f emoving he irst etter f ach ord.
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Post by Zrined on Dec 2, 2011 12:33:59 GMT
You get gunned down because no one likes when you "remove this" or "replace this."
The game of shooting targets.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Dec 2, 2011 23:03:03 GMT
I replace your targets with myself. You gun me down and I fall over into North Korea. You are arrested for forcing me to trespass.
Commenting on PG then leaving, never to return again.
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Post by HueHuey on Dec 3, 2011 11:05:16 GMT
you do it, but you post "OMG dan-ball is a fail" and get bananned
Doing faces to a mirror
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Post by Zrined on Dec 29, 2011 10:41:43 GMT
You end up killing the thread.
I resurrect the thread.
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Post by Fringe Pioneer on Dec 29, 2011 10:48:10 GMT
By resurrecting the thread, you necroposted. As a corrective and punitive measure, I ban you for necroposting and lock the thread...
I start playing Portal with both my Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cubes (and I sure hope the plush isn't envious of the cookie jar, and vice versa)...
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Post by Zrined on Dec 29, 2011 12:07:22 GMT
You are told that you have no life.
I buy several games on Steam legally that all download and install correctly.
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Post by mdog95 on Dec 29, 2011 21:11:11 GMT
Great. I'm sure your friend will enjoy those games on his computer a lot more than you would have on yours.
The game of waiting for my phone to charge.
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Post by Likep on Dec 29, 2011 23:33:34 GMT
10 hours and still no charge? Maybe you should plug the charger in.
The game of Minecraft Peaceful Mode
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Dec 30, 2011 2:46:44 GMT
You dug so deep that the air pressure above you killed you.
The game of wishing people a merry Christmas
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Post by Likep on Dec 30, 2011 3:03:05 GMT
Good, now try to stop saying that to the people who don't celebrate Christmas.
The Game of Frickin' Transferring Everything from Your Old Computer to Your New One.
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Post by mdog95 on Dec 30, 2011 4:15:02 GMT
All of the corrupted files from your old piece of crap are transferred, and it slows down your new computer.
The game of laughing at people.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Dec 30, 2011 6:31:57 GMT
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...wut
The game of being confusing and thus being confused
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Post by Fringe Pioneer on Dec 30, 2011 6:41:01 GMT
You lose that game when you realize that what you thought was confusing isn't quite so confusing after all, despite the inherent confusion in repetitive self-references like this one. It only makes sense, after all.
Conway's Game of Life. Not really a game, but still very enjoyable...
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Post by nmagain on Dec 30, 2011 10:40:27 GMT
all the cells you has has died because of underpopulation
i'm playing team fortress 2
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Post by Fringe Pioneer on Dec 30, 2011 11:20:52 GMT
Look at me. I'm just a scout on your team. Now look away. Now look back at me. I'm an enemy spy, and I'm holding all your weapons and pointing them at you. Now look away. Now look back at me. I have incriminating photos of every teammate you ever had with your mother. Now look away. Now look back at me. You died 157 times and lost 33 of the 33 matches you played since you last looked at me and everyone on your team in this match is dead while mine is victorious by a landslide.
This very game, i.e. You Lost: The Game...
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Post by nmagain on Dec 30, 2011 11:57:15 GMT
your homosexuality surrounds you, no escape, no way to stop it, you become gayer and gayer as each second passes. Just as you realize you couldn't get any gayer, you shit rainbows, your rainbow shit tears your ass, killing you, leaving you as a mere corpse for every homosexual necrophiliac to pleasure himself in this gay, homo world.
i am playing SpaceChem
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Post by Skribbblie on Feb 9, 2012 5:41:14 GMT
You quit when you realize that Moustachium isn't a real thing.
I'm playing Anti-Monopoly (in fact, it IS a real game!)
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Post by mdog95 on Feb 9, 2012 6:25:39 GMT
You get monopolied..ed...
The game of being a smartass.
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Post by Skribbblie on Feb 9, 2012 23:31:30 GMT
You lose, dumb-ass.
The game of blood loss and beer chugging.
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Post by mdog95 on Feb 10, 2012 0:15:44 GMT
You can't play once you're dead, so you are forced to forfeit.
The game of being a dumbass.
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Post by Skribbblie on Feb 10, 2012 1:14:53 GMT
Turning the tables, are we? Well, you lose again, smart-ass.
I'm playing the game Fail-Deadly.
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Post by Saza on Feb 25, 2012 3:25:31 GMT
Quack, damn you.
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Post by mdog95 on Feb 25, 2012 5:18:33 GMT
You lost the game you never said you were playing..
The game of being a lamp.
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Post by Qwerty on Feb 25, 2012 6:18:22 GMT
Fell off a table. Broke. No longer a lamp.
The game of playing bagpipes.
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Post by Skribbblie on Feb 25, 2012 8:36:22 GMT
You somehow end up playing the boxpipes instead.
The game of russian roulette!
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Post by Qwerty on Feb 25, 2012 8:45:20 GMT
Guess whose chamber the bullet was in? Not someone else's. NGI.
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Post by Skribbblie on Feb 25, 2012 8:48:41 GMT
You lose because you were a nonja with a redshirt. You were the first to get killed, probably by touching that thing that the main character told you not to.
AoE 3
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