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Post by Draxorion on Jul 24, 2011 21:14:35 GMT
Being a cheap knockoff, you decide to throw the game out your window.
I am playing Chess with myself, not on the computer...
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Post by mdog95 on Jul 24, 2011 22:54:39 GMT
The disk blew up.
I'm playing your unbeatable TTT AI.
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Post by ganondorfchampin on Jul 25, 2011 0:04:09 GMT
You accidentally surround your bed with lava.
I'm waiting for a very important email.
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Post by Draxorion on Jul 25, 2011 0:49:20 GMT
Is that a game?
Your email arrives, but it's spam and viruses that infect your computer.
I am playing a game about posting.
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Post by ShiningSilver on Jul 25, 2011 0:51:34 GMT
You lost, because I won since I revived the thread and it was successful. I'm playing tic tac toe.
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Post by Draxorion on Jul 25, 2011 0:57:50 GMT
You tried an elaborate plan, but I beat you when you weren't noticing.
I am playing Snake.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jul 25, 2011 1:03:52 GMT
You ran around, eating too much, and eventually died from obesity.
I am playing the "fry the ants" game.
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Post by Draxorion on Jul 25, 2011 1:17:51 GMT
You lost by burning a bit of your finger by accident.
I am playing a Ball Course.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jul 25, 2011 2:25:48 GMT
The ball falls and burns...it burns. It burns[/u]. It BURNS!!!!!!!
I am playing the game of life. ^so many puns. So many puns.
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Post by mdog95 on Jul 25, 2011 2:28:41 GMT
It blew up.
I'm playing Monopoly.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jul 25, 2011 2:32:15 GMT
You sucked hard cuz you got tens every time. Every. Last. Time. Except for times when you got to jail. Then you neer got even numbers. Note: If you get tens evey time, you never land on a property. Nub.
I am playing elemental box.
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Post by mdog95 on Jul 25, 2011 2:38:35 GMT
Your mom disconnects your computer because she wants you to stahdy instead.
I'm playing Spyro.
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Post by -The Universe- on Jul 25, 2011 3:46:41 GMT
Your system blows up
I am playing basketball.
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Post by mdog95 on Jul 25, 2011 3:49:06 GMT
The basketball blows up.
I'm playing baseball.
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Post by -The Universe- on Jul 25, 2011 3:50:29 GMT
A guy throws the ball at your eye.
I'm playing mini basketball.
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Post by Draxorion on Jul 25, 2011 4:57:13 GMT
Your miniature screen is too small for you to see and you crash into the wall.
I am playing a DVD.
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Post by mdog95 on Jul 25, 2011 6:08:44 GMT
A hacker spams creepers all around you.
I'm playing a video game.
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Post by mdog95 on Jul 25, 2011 6:13:11 GMT
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Post by mdog95 on Jul 25, 2011 6:16:58 GMT
It isn't creeper proof anymore.
I'm playing this game.
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Post by Fringe Pioneer on Jul 25, 2011 6:19:25 GMT
You spawn in this seed: 3666440496532277820. I'm playing this game, obviously...
Well, I have been nonja'd. The game is spoiled before you could play it, so now you're playing it knowing that GLaDOS [REDACTED] and that Wheatley eventually [REDACTED]. If that doesn't count, the six minutes runs out before you can [REDACTED]. I'm playing this game, obviously...
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Post by Fringe Pioneer on Jul 25, 2011 6:22:15 GMT
Read the bottom portion of my post in reply #56...
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Post by Fringe Pioneer on Jul 25, 2011 6:27:53 GMT
Good luck trying to win a game that technically doesn't have a condition for winning in any of its existing modes.
I'm still playing this forum game, and I don't really understand how it can "break"...
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Post by mdog95 on Jul 25, 2011 6:31:19 GMT
Somebody hacks your account and makes you hated there.
I'm playing Guitar Hero.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jul 25, 2011 6:41:05 GMT
Your dog ate the buttons.
I am playing a game where the only button you press is the space bar. You can't lose.
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Post by mdog95 on Jul 25, 2011 6:44:22 GMT
Your space bar is broken.
I'm playing with a lamp.
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Post by Qwerty on Jul 25, 2011 7:12:37 GMT
You burn yourself...
...with the cup of coffee you are drinking in the hospital after your electrocution led to cardiac arrest.
I'm playing God.
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Post by -The Universe- on Jul 25, 2011 11:52:05 GMT
A creeper eats you
I'm playing the Word Association Game.
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Post by Draxorion on Jul 25, 2011 12:56:05 GMT
You lose because you posted something that wasn't a word.
I am playing a game of Losing.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jul 25, 2011 16:49:16 GMT
You have a heart attack.
I am an evil immortal that has enslaved the entire universe to my will. The people are too weak, too poor to rebel... MUAHAHAAHA!!!!!! Oh, the people are immortal too.
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Post by Fringe Pioneer on Jul 25, 2011 17:03:09 GMT
If they are too weak and poor, what does that say about their ability to perform well as slaves? You may as well enslave slugs or plankton: they would do just as well as your poor, weak people who are too incapable of being slaves.
I am playing a logic game where there are three doors and one guard in front of each door. One of the doors should lead out of the labyrinth I'm in, and the remaining doors should just lead me deeper into the labyrinth. I don't know which door leads to where, or which type of guard has which door, but I know one other thing: one of the guards always tells the truth, one of the guards always lies, and one of the guards stabs people who ask him tricky questions.
Nota Bene: bonus points if why I lose is an allusion to the same source to which this game alludes.
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