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Post by Elmach on May 30, 2010 20:19:26 GMT
ArchiveThis was created by wxg58. Unfortunately, this wxg58 has probably changed his name, so I am unable to give credit to the real person. Find a way to die in the most creative way possible that involves the dropped object. Then drop an object for the next person. EXAMPLEPost 1: I fall into an endless pit and hit the spikes at the bottom. I drop a spike. Post 2: I trip on the spike, which impales me through the heart. I die. I leave a photon. Post 3: The photon hits a solar detector, causing an experimental result to go awry. The experiment was Schrödinger's cat, and it caused the vial of cyanide to explode, killing me. I leave a pool of cyanide. Post 4: I trip on a chicken nugget and die. I leave a chicken purple. Invalid as doesn't use pool of cyanide. Post 5: I look at the purple chicken, which flies away at my approach. Unfortunately, it flew into a pool of cyanide, splashing me. I leave a computer. Note: You are free to use objects that have not been said to be destroyed and obviously isn't.
I take the computer and surf the web on it. I find that there is a zombie attack nearby, so I take the computer and run to the attack. The zombie takes the computer and whacks me with it on the head. I die. I leave a zombie with a computer as a weapon.
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Post by Skribbblie on May 31, 2010 22:35:33 GMT
I run towards the zombie and trip on the computer. I take out the zombie's legs and he falls on me. Unfortunately, my head broke on impact with his knees.
I leave a pile of two bodies and a really crappy shattered computer.
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Post by Elmach on May 31, 2010 23:39:17 GMT
I run at the computer and take it to the repair shot. The two zombies corpses, being as zombie corpses are, are really just zombies pretending to be dead and waiting to kill after the person has turned away. They kill me.
I leave three zombies using a really crappy shattered computer as a club.
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Post by ~Memzak~ on Jun 1, 2010 7:40:50 GMT
I run up to the zombies and burn them to ashes, and then die because of the poisonous gas cloud they leave behind....
You now have a poisonous gas cloud!
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Post by Elmach on Jun 2, 2010 6:43:09 GMT
A Robot Detects The Poisonous Gas Cloud And Cleans It Up.
SGelmach Come In After The Robot Cleans It Up And Trip On The Robot.
The Robot Does Not Like Being Tripped On And Releases The Poisonous Gas Cloud. After SGelmach Dies, The Robot Cleans It Up.
SGelmach Leaves Behind A Robot Who Does Not Like Being Tripped On And Has A Poisonous Gas Spray.
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Post by QwertyuiopThePie on Jun 2, 2010 13:32:39 GMT
I trip on it and get hit by the poisonous gas spray, then die.
I leave a packet of ramen.
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Post by Elmach on Jun 2, 2010 20:36:12 GMT
SGmeh, who was once known as SGelmach, trips on the packet of ramen and land on the robot. Before it shoots poisonous gas at me, I feed it some ramen. It doesn't like it and uses it to strangle me.
SGmeh leaves a robot which, when tripped on or hit, will shoot poisonous gas and strangle with hangman's ramen.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jun 3, 2010 1:09:45 GMT
I walk past the robot and into an inconspicuously placed incinerator. The robot jumps in and saves me, but smothers me to death when it tries to extinguish me. It then commits suicide by hanging itself with ramen and falling into the incinerator.
I leave an inconspicuously placed incinerator emitting toxic gasses.
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Post by Elmach on Jun 3, 2010 5:12:05 GMT
SGmeh walks past the incinerator emitting poisonous gases and dies. He falls into the opening of the incinerator, which happened to be his size exactly. The incinerator stopped working.
I leave something that looks like a body-shaped rock with poisonous gases coming up around it.
(The thing that looks like a body-shaped rock is the entrance to the incinerator. You can't get in.)
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Post by GloveParty on Jun 4, 2010 4:03:43 GMT
SGOwned by glove USed his g-e redirector to destroy the incinerator, since he does not like incinerators. This flings out the body-shaped rock, which hits chuck norris, who kicks me all the way to the 2-d dimension. I turn 2-d and run into a guy running with a sword. He spears me, but I'm not dead yet. I run to the side, but run into 2-d macgyver, who shoots me with a giant laser. Almost dead, I manage to get back to 3-d dimension, but due to a malfunction in my g-e redirector because of the 2-d time, saturn flings down to earth, slicing me in half with its rings and crushing the earth. I leave Saturn and a crushed earth.
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Post by QwertyuiopThePie on Jun 4, 2010 4:08:34 GMT
When the Earth is crushed, I take a rocket. It crashes into Saturn.
I leave a wrecked spacecraft.
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Post by Elmach on Jun 4, 2010 5:02:13 GMT
SG☺ was on the spacecraft.
He leaves a moon rock.
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Post by QwertyuiopThePie on Jun 4, 2010 5:14:11 GMT
I eat the moon rock. It goes through my digestion smoothly, but then I let rip a fart so large it produces a gas giant ten times the size of the sun which then explodes the entire solar system.
I leave a vacuum between star systems.
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Post by Elmach on Jun 4, 2010 5:30:07 GMT
SG☺ wanders into the vacuum and dies from lack of oxygen.
He leaves a lot of oxygen.
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Post by QwertyuiopThePie on Jun 7, 2010 22:22:13 GMT
I enter it and I breathe it and am happy. But you didn't leave me any food or water, and I can't exist the oxygen bubble! I die of thirst.
I leave an abstract concept.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jun 8, 2010 3:36:58 GMT
I enter the abstract concept. I never come out.
I leave whatever a chicken purple is.
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Post by QwertyuiopThePie on Jun 8, 2010 14:09:15 GMT
I choke on it.
I leave an innocent kitten.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jun 9, 2010 1:22:34 GMT
I stare at the innocent kitten, which pleads not guilty. The guilty kitten continues to look suspicious. I wished that the jury would accuse the guilty kitten right now so we could get out and go home. But that prosecution never came. The jury instead found the innocent kitten guilty. I could not let this happen. The only reason why they would find him guilty was discrimination. I noticed that the guilty kitten and the kitten jury were all orange and white; the innocent was black. But alas, there was nothing I could do. That night, that kitten was executed. I shot myself the next day. Weeks later, the guilty kitten would be killed in a drive-by shooting.
I leave a judge's mallet.
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Post by Elmach on Jun 10, 2010 3:13:17 GMT
SG2MN2 walks past the judge's mallet and turn into a black innocent kitten. The judge squishes me with it.
I leave a dead black innocent kitten.
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Post by necrodoom on Jun 11, 2010 13:57:38 GMT
being a necromancer, i turn the dead black innocent kitten into zombie black innocent kitten, who hits me with his claws and i die.
i leave a zombie black innocent kitten,
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Post by elton on Jun 15, 2010 3:15:08 GMT
I stab the kitten because I'm just like that. It claws me up before it dies a painless fast death. I am eventaully poisaned from the Zombie Desiese and wander for a few minutes. Only to die a very painful death. I leave a toe.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jun 15, 2010 5:40:31 GMT
I stare at the toe for a long time. I ponder on why there is a toe here. "Was it an accident? Did it fall from the sky? Was there foul play involved? Should I call the police? The EMTs? The firefighters? Is it real? Yep, it's real. Maybe a dog bit it off or something. Who's is it?" I then realize that I have only four toes on my left foot. "Oh my god. It's my toe...Was it an accident? Did it fall from the sky? Was there foul play involved? Should I call the police? The EMTs? The firefighters? Is it real? Yep, it's real. Maybe a dog bit it off or something." I then realize that my foot is bleeding. "Oh my god. My foot is bleeding. And so is the toe...Was it an accident? Did it fall from the sky? Was there foul play involved? Should I call the police? The EMTs? The firefighters? Is it real? Yep, it's real. Maybe a dog bit it off or something." I then get hit by a car because I was pondering in the middle of the road.
I leave a free music single so bad that you would have to pay me for me to take it.
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Post by microfarad on Jun 15, 2010 6:55:02 GMT
Awwww... Spiraling by Keane, their only truly terrible song. Dies lamenting Keane's mistake.
I'm waiting for my moment to come I'm waiting for the movie to begin I'm waiting for a revelation I'm waiting for someone to count me in Cos now I only see my dreams, in everything I touch Feel their cold hands on, everything that I love Cold like some, magnificant skyline Out of my reach, but always in my eyeline now
We're tumbling down We're spiralling Tied up to the ground We're spiralling
I fashioned you from jewels and stone I made you in the image of myself I gave you everything you wanted So you would never know anything else
But everytime I reach for you, you slip through my fingers Into cold sunlight, laughing at the things that I had planned, the map of my world gets Smaller as I sit here, pulling at the loose threads now
We're tumbling down We're spiralling Tied up to the ground We're spiralling (When we fall in love We're just falling In love with ourselves We're spiralling)
Did you wanna be a winner? Did you wanna be an icon? Did you wanna be famous? Did you wanna be the president? Did you wanna start a war? Did you wanna have a family? Did you wanna be in love? Did you wanna be in love?
(I never saw the light I never saw the light I waited up all night But I never saw the light)
When we fall in love We're just falling In love with ourselves We're spiralling We're tumbling down We're spiralling Tied up to the ground We're spiralling
Ooo! Ooo!
AGHR! *Dies* Drops a .9 mm P209 Pentel mechanical pencil.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jun 15, 2010 18:01:26 GMT
I pick up the mechanical pencil...and ponder about it. ""Was it an accident? Did it fall from the sky? Was there foul play involved? Should I call the police? The EMTs? The firefighters? Is it real? Yep, it's real. Maybe a dog ran off with it or something. Who's is it?" I then come to the horrible realization that I am on the ground bleeding out from being hit by a car. And dead.
I leave something to ponder about.
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Post by elton on Jun 15, 2010 18:35:27 GMT
I ponder what the meaning of everything is. Then I realize that Matter is Energy in slow Vibration. And that we all live in a primary conciousness in a singularity parrallelled to the thought process. I die because of all of it.
I leave some Acid that I was on while pondering (No wonder I thought that stuff)
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Post by Rabidbadger on Jun 15, 2010 18:46:35 GMT
I sell the acid to a strange person and propmptly get stabbed by the guy getting his money back. Apparently he didn't realise that all matter is energy condensed to a slow vibration; the world is an illusion, there is no such thing as death, and we are the imagining of ourselves.
I leave the Castle Boss on the ground.
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Post by elton on Jun 15, 2010 18:51:32 GMT
I hack em to death. Only to die of an STD from the guy that stabbed you... *cry* I leave a Waffle.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jun 15, 2010 20:49:05 GMT
I gaze upon this golden brown delicacy in awe. Not only is this a feast for men, it is a feast for the eyes as well. I lift my utensil of destruction and eagerly destroy this wonder, bit by bit, until the beauty is gone. Man's nature is to destroy. It is nature that destroys man. I suddenly die of food poisoning.
I leave a fork, AKA the Utensil of Destruction.
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Post by elton on Jun 15, 2010 20:59:09 GMT
I choke on the fork. I leave the God Essence of Clockwork. Inductructable to everything except waffles, (and forks).
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Post by Skribbblie on Jun 16, 2010 19:32:08 GMT
I put the essence into a bottle and sell it. It sells for 16 buhgillion dollars. I get shot during the auction and die.
I leave 16 buhgillion dollars.
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