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Post by Thoru on Jun 19, 2010 19:04:48 GMT
I use those dollars to make a noose and hang myself
I has shoes
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Post by Skribbblie on Jun 21, 2010 21:46:57 GMT
I pick up the shoes. The stench is so putrid that i die instantly.
I leave shoelaces.
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Post by Powder Freakage on Jun 23, 2010 3:39:15 GMT
Someone else takes those shoelaces, and makes a mini-mini-mini volleyball net with them, right next to a huge cliff. I walk by, and trip on these shoelaces, falling off this cliff, then hitting a frail branch, this frail branch, bounces me up to the other side of the cliff which magically became a canyon, and at the top, there was a massive spring, therefore I bounce even higher, exiting the atmosphere for five seconds, reentering it, then land on a woman's chest, who shoves me off because for some reason I'm not dead yet, and then I get hit by a car, breaking the windshield and killing me.
I leave behind that woman's chest.
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Post by Rabidbadger on Jun 23, 2010 18:30:39 GMT
I cover the woman's chest in concrete and then realise that my feet are concreted in. Using aforementioned fork, I try to cut my way out of the concrete, only to cut myself in half with the fork. I leave a spoon made of spoon.
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Post by Powder Freakage on Jun 23, 2010 20:47:25 GMT
A thug shoves that spoon into my mouth. I choke on it and die. I leave behind a too-smooth-to-tie-or-grapple-anything ribbon
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Post by aWeSum on Jun 24, 2010 19:54:47 GMT
The thug wants the ribbon, so instead of asking for it he kills me and takes it, but not without a good fight. I leave behind a bloody leather jacket.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jun 24, 2010 22:50:41 GMT
I put on the bloody leather jacket and don't see the blood. A police officer stops me and asks where the blood came from. I say it's not mine. He asks whether I am talking about the blood or the jacket and I say both. He pulls out his taser and shoots me. He grabs me and tries to pick me up and hand cuff me, but the blood made the jacket slippery. He drops me and I crack my head on the concrete and die.
I leave a taser.
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Post by aWeSum on Jun 25, 2010 15:32:23 GMT
I walk up to the taiser and pick it up. I accidently shoot the cop with the taiser. Another cop comes up to me and sees the dead body and stunned cop and shoots me. luckily I survive and when I come to in the hospital , I die from a fatal overdose of painkillers. I leave behind an empty bottle of pain killers.
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Post by Rabidbadger on Jun 25, 2010 15:42:40 GMT
I eat the bottle and fall over dead. I leave behind a blank piece of paper.
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Post by aWeSum on Jun 25, 2010 23:25:17 GMT
I see the piece of paper and run off a cliff since I am paper-phobic. I leave a cliff.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jun 30, 2010 0:09:53 GMT
I come across a cliff that somebody left. I think, "Oh my! Somebody dropped their cliff!" I go to the police department and give them the cliff. I explain that I thought somebody had dropped it. It turns out that the cliff was the murder weapon in the suspected homicide of a paper-phobe, and they thought I killed whoever it was. The officer shoots me with his taser and I fall over, fracturing my skull on the desk. I died.
I leave a police department.
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Post by aWeSum on Jun 30, 2010 1:19:30 GMT
I enter the police academy and graduate with top scores. Eventually I work my way up the ranks and become head of the police department. Eventually one day after years of service I come across a case of the suspected murder of a paper phobe. A few minutes a suspicios person comes in with murder weapon, a cliff, and claims that they "found" it. I taise them, but they break their skull on my desk... and die. After I look into the case some more, I discover that the paper phobe case was actually accidental suicide. I dig deeper stil and discover a series of suicides homicides and murders. After forty years of search I find the person who started it all, but die of old age. I leav a bounty on the head of whoever started this thread.
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Post by Rabidbadger on Jul 2, 2010 14:11:34 GMT
I use the bounty notice as a doorstop for many years before bothering to read it. Upon reading it I decide to go back in time, change my name and start a thread called 'Suicide Game'. I suddenly realise that I now have a bounty on me instead of whomever really started the thread. The sudden realisation makes my head explode. I leave my gravestone behind.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jul 2, 2010 16:25:35 GMT
I walk up to the gravestone and take a leak on it. I suddenly burst into flames and die.
I leave a belt for no particular reason.
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Post by aWeSum on Jul 3, 2010 1:52:30 GMT
I see the belt. I say "hmm... a belt". I never had a chance. I leave behind my gutted carcass.
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Post by Rabidbadger on Jul 5, 2010 18:35:43 GMT
Dies of various diseases after eating the corpse. I leave a rabid badger behind.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jul 8, 2010 6:03:05 GMT
I hit the rabid badger over the head with a shovel. It dies. An old man with bad eyesight walks out of his house with a shotgun to see what's going on. "Oh my god! You murderer! That poor firefighter!" he says. He then gets a stroke, killing him and making his arm muscles spasm, causing him to shoot me.
I leave a shovel and a shotgun. Have fun, kids!
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Post by Rabidbadger on Jul 8, 2010 6:27:18 GMT
I repeatedly hit the shotgun with the shovel until it turns into soup. The soup dissolves me through some convention of nature. I leave behind shotgun soup.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jul 9, 2010 21:08:31 GMT
I walk over to the soup and, shotgun soup being my absolute favorite, I gulp it down. I choke on some buckshot and die.
I leave a severely bent shovel.
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Post by aWeSum on Jul 10, 2010 1:56:58 GMT
I see a severely bent shovel, which I think is very suspicious. As I am examining it, the shovel started to glow. I die a few days later from radiation sickness. I leave behind a severely bent, radioactive shovel.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jul 10, 2010 5:29:59 GMT
I come across a glowing shovel and a dead body with a super massive tumor. I poke the tumor. I then trip on the shovel and fall off the cliff mentioned earlier. I land on the body of a paper phobe at the bottom.
I leave my shoe hanging from a root protruding from the side of the cliff.
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Post by Rabidbadger on Jul 12, 2010 16:30:29 GMT
The shoe falls off the cliff and strikes me atop my head. The force of shoe+cliff forces me underground until I tunnel into the planet's core. I leave behind a planetary core with a molten rabid badger at the centre.
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Post by Elmach on Jul 12, 2010 17:18:26 GMT
SG2MN2 walks into the core.
He leaves behind a notice stating that he will be gone until August.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jul 12, 2010 18:02:04 GMT
I pick up the notice. I get the same effect as dividing by zero.
I leave a book.
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Post by aWeSum on Jul 12, 2010 21:16:49 GMT
I am the 1st paper phobes twin brother and am also a paper phobe. I see the book and run from shear terror off a cliff. I fall into the planets core... and die. I leave behind a book that murders people.
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Post by ganondorfchampin on Jul 12, 2010 21:30:54 GMT
The book murders me and soaks up my blood.
I leave a bloody book.
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Post by xShadowLordx on Jul 13, 2010 2:27:24 GMT
I casually walk by and see the book on the ground. I see several dead bodies around the book and at the bottom of the cliff. I scoff and wonder why the hell those morons are so afraid of paper. I pick up the book and walk into the city. As I walk, all the pedestrians around me cower in fear. As it turns out, I am in a foreign country where all the citizens are paper-phobes. The police arrest me for having hazardous illegal material, and they take me to the police station. After I am unhandcuffed, I hold the book in front of them and try to explain to them that it's completely harmless. However, after looking at the book for a while, the officers violently explode, and the police station fills up with a massive amount of blood which is ludicrously disproportional to the size of their bodies. I drown in their blood and die.
I leave behind a police station with an indoor pool. ;D
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Post by Elmach on Jul 13, 2010 11:38:54 GMT
SG2MN2 drowns in the pool of blood.
He leaves... MOAR BLOOD!
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Post by ganondorfchampin on Jul 13, 2010 19:14:56 GMT
I drink the blood and turn vampire, dying in the process.
I leave a vampire and an empty police station.
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Post by Rabidbadger on Jul 13, 2010 19:59:22 GMT
I poke the vampire then divide by zero. I leave General Veers' Warsim for some reason.
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