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Post by aWeSum on Jul 13, 2010 20:49:02 GMT
I pit my army against an incredibly weaker army in the Warsim and win. However they nuke me. I leave a nuclear waste land.
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Post by Elmach on Jul 14, 2010 11:49:48 GMT
SG2MN2 falls into the waste. He drowns in waste.
MORAL OF THE STORY: RECYCLE AND DON'T LITTER
He leaves the moral.
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Post by ganondorfchampin on Jul 14, 2010 16:37:50 GMT
The moral causes me to die of boredom.
I leave bored.
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Post by Rabidbadger on Jul 14, 2010 18:07:41 GMT
I eat the anthropomorphic personification of 'boredness', thus becoming able to bore myself. Falls into a borehole and is squished by many happy drills. I leave a Black & Decker drill.
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Post by ganondorfchampin on Jul 14, 2010 21:25:37 GMT
I drill a hole in my stomach, so I can eat without opening my mouth, but the acid seeps out and dissolves me.
I leave a pool of acid.
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Post by aWeSum on Jul 14, 2010 23:15:23 GMT
I fall into the pool and (I bet you saw this coming) get dissolved. I leave behind nothing surprising.
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Post by xShadowLordx on Jul 15, 2010 4:22:34 GMT
I walk by and find a piece of Nothing on the ground. This Nothing is very intriguing to me. I decide to examine it. I touch it, feel it, smell it, taste it, scrutinize it, juggle it, shoot hoops with it, set it on fire, throw it off a skyscraper, run it over with an 18-wheeler, throw it in a lake, cut it up into pieces, and bake a cake with it. I take a bite of it. I choke on Nothing, collapse, and die.
I leave a cake made of Nothing.
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Post by Rabidbadger on Jul 15, 2010 6:41:09 GMT
I throw the cake and it hits a divide-by-zero question. The cake disappears. Unable to comprehend what I've done, I shank myself with a rusty pipe. I leave a rusty pipe.
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Post by Elmach on Jul 15, 2010 14:41:23 GMT
SG2MN2 eats it. He dies of whatever the disease is called when you eat rust.
He leaves a pool of liquid rust.
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Post by Rabidbadger on Jul 15, 2010 19:17:30 GMT
I thought all people had tetanus jabs at birth... Oh well. I bathe in the liquid rust and begin to rust myself. I leave behind a pool of liquid badgerified rust.
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Post by aWeSum on Jul 15, 2010 23:14:50 GMT
I see the pool and exclaim, " Impossible! Rust is not a liquid, and doesn't come in liquid form!" The universe dies after being infomed of it's mistake . I leave behind a mistake and a dead universe.
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Post by xShadowLordx on Jul 16, 2010 0:52:47 GMT
(Off-topic: You guys got the cake-made-of-nothing joke, right? Lol. ;D)
Now that the universe has died, everyone is in the afterlife. I ask God for permission to see his billion-page book of laws that govern the universe. Since I was such a good person on Earth, he lets me borrow it. I take it back to my mansion in heaven, read through it nonstop, and after several years, I find the mistake about rust. I take out my fancy pen and correct the mistake. Once the mistake is corrected, the universe is created all over again, and I am thrown down, with the book, to the surface of the newly-created Earth in the time of Adam and Eve. In heaven, I survived for years without eating, but once I get to Earth, I immediately die of starvation.
I leave behind early Earth, Adam and Eve, the Garden of Eden, a universe in which rust can be liquid, and a completely editable book of universe laws.
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Post by Elmach on Jul 16, 2010 15:46:42 GMT
SG2MN2 eats the apple in the garden of eden and dies.
He leaves early Earth, Adam and Eve, the Garden of Eden, a universe in which rust can be liquid, and a completely editable book of universe laws.
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Post by Rabidbadger on Jul 16, 2010 17:25:26 GMT
After poking many things, I am trodden on by a Castle Boss covered in liquid rust. I leave behind the Castle Boss.
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Post by Elmach on Jul 16, 2010 17:38:05 GMT
SG2MN2 rides on the Castle Boss. He drinks the strange liquid.
He dies from ingesting rust.
He leaves a Castle Boss covered in liquid rust. A Castle Boss which lives on the rust.
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Post by Rabidbadger on Jul 16, 2010 17:46:13 GMT
The Castle Boss flails and throws bombs everywhere, turning me into pate. I leave behind some pate.
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Post by Elmach on Jul 16, 2010 17:49:37 GMT
SG2MN2 eats the pate. Unfortunately, the bomb that turn RB into pate was covered in liquid rust. Thus, the pate was covered in liquid rust.
He leaves liquid rust everywhere.
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Post by artcoursecannon on Jul 16, 2010 18:27:25 GMT
I inject the liquid rust into my bloodstream, and die from liquid rust poisoning.
I leave a dirty needle.
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Post by Elmach on Jul 16, 2010 18:49:57 GMT
SG2MN2 eats the dirty needle.
He leaves a neutrino.
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Post by aWeSum on Jul 17, 2010 0:10:25 GMT
I see the detect, and not knowing what it is, ponder the subject for many years. After years I go to wikipedia to find out what a neutrino is. After realizing how a wasted all those years, I die of self-pity. I leave behind a wikipedia page on neutrinos
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Post by Rabidbadger on Jul 17, 2010 9:11:27 GMT
I hax the page until it says that Neutrinos are particles devoted to the destruction of the Twilight series. Whoever the hell wrote the series comes after me and stabs me with solid rust. I leave behind 'Stephanie Meyer' or whatever she is called.
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Post by xShadowLordx on Jul 17, 2010 17:24:44 GMT
(You morons! I left you an editable book of universe laws and you just completely wasted it!!! Do you have any idea how much fun you could've had with that thing?!?!?! I purposely set you up for it!!! You wasted an amazing opportunity!!! D:)
Out of rage and hatred of Twilight, I torture and mutilate Stephanie Meyer repeatedly for a loooooooooooooooong time. After I finally kill her, I realize I haven't eaten all this time. I die of starvation once again.
I leave the mutilated body of Stephanie Meyer.
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Post by aWeSum on Jul 17, 2010 23:41:25 GMT
I find the body and report it to the authorities. I walk back to my car and find a box... a ticking box! I open it and find a brand new watch, which for whatever reason I strap to Stephanie Meyer's mutilated body. The police find me putting the watch on it and open fire at the "suspected" murderer. I leave behind a ticking watch.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jul 18, 2010 19:02:44 GMT
I find a rather nice ticking watch on a terribly mutilated body. I pick it up, go home, wash it off, and put it on. I then realize that it is not the watch ticking, as it is actually a digital watch. I look on the bottom and find a large nuclear bomb on a timer strapped to it. You know what happens next. (I throw it off a cliff, it is a dud, and a police officer sees me littering and shoots me.)
I leave a failed nuclear bomb. Have fun, kids.
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Post by V.I.R.O.S. on Jul 18, 2010 19:50:59 GMT
I try to eat the failed nuclear bomb and choke on it.
I leave behind my bloated corpse.
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Post by xShadowLordx on Jul 18, 2010 23:21:47 GMT
I--being the smartest person here ;D--have the common sense to know that you cannot possibly fit a nuclear bomb onto the back of a watch, nor can you fit it into a person's throat. I know it must simply be a cherry bomb. I walk to the edge of the cliff, sit down, make some popcorn, and watch Viros' body, waiting for the bomb to explode. Eventually, Viros explodes in a bloody, gory, disturbing, sickening, heart-wrenching, stomach-churning, mutilated fleshy mess. It's so disturbing to watch that I die of shock.
I leave behind bag of popcorn.
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Post by greggster990 on Jul 18, 2010 23:30:50 GMT
I eat the bag turning into liquid rust
i leave popcorn on the ground
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Post by ganondorfchampin on Jul 19, 2010 0:17:00 GMT
I eat the popcorn, but since it was covered in Viros's blood I turn Vampire. It then eats Stephanie Meyers.
I leave Edward.
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Post by aWeSum on Jul 19, 2010 1:11:19 GMT
Who? Anyway, I sees "Edward" and asks who he is. A mob of people are so distraught that I don't know him, that they kill me. I leave a Mob of "Edward" fans.
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Post by greggster990 on Jul 19, 2010 3:43:02 GMT
the mob of edward fans turn my car into liquid rust, i was in the car and i died
i leave liquid rust,my corpse, and some edward fans
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