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Post by aWeSum on Jul 28, 2010 0:54:24 GMT
I live in a world of brokren promises and shattered hopes. I spontaniously combust. I leave...
a potato
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Post by Skribbblie on Aug 3, 2010 3:41:15 GMT
I take the potato and shove it in the exhaust pipe of a bulldozer. Someone starts the engine while I'm placing it and it flies out at such force that it cleanly removes my neck.
I leave a bulldozer. Have fun, kids!
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Post by Rabidbadger on Aug 8, 2010 19:00:22 GMT
I press a button. For some reason my lack of technical prowess causes the button to fly out, making a hole in my head. I leave a broken button.
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Post by aWeSum on Aug 11, 2010 1:23:23 GMT
I fix the button with duct tape. I press the button and all of the worlds 23,000 nukes are launched at my current location. I die and the effects kill all other humans and exterminates most other life. I leave a dead earth and an eery feeling of guilt and remorse.
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Post by Buggy793 on Aug 11, 2010 3:57:56 GMT
I take that guilt and remorse and use it as blackmail against you. You kill me while I am innocently brushing my teeth. I leave a toothbrush.
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Post by aWeSum on Aug 11, 2010 16:16:36 GMT
I brush my teeth with the tooth brush but I brush so hard my head falls off. I leave a severed head with a tooth brush in it's mouth.
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Post by Skribbblie on Aug 11, 2010 20:45:09 GMT
I sell the head to an art museum, and get super rich. I buy a plane, but with absolutely no skill at piloting, I crash into the art museum, and die from being impaled by a toothbrush.
I leave a crumpled up plane in an art museum.
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Post by Canopy on Aug 14, 2010 2:05:26 GMT
By bumping into the plane the wing falls through my head.
I leave a wing in a head in an art museum.
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Post by aWeSum on Aug 15, 2010 1:27:15 GMT
I go to an art museum to see the new exhibit, man with wing in his head. It is so bueatiful that I die of happyness. I leave a bueatiful work of art.
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Post by Mr. Et Cetera on Aug 16, 2010 3:24:20 GMT
I decided to observe this beautiful work of art, however I was not amazed. Suddenly, I noticed a potato on the work of art that looked like it had been inside the exhaust pipe of a bulldozer. I swiftly removed this tuber without anyone noticing, and then I examined it. Even though I knew that eating it would be deadly, an involuntary reaction caused me to take a large bite out of it. I was soon infected with parasites. Just as I was about to die, I realized that I was supposed to be killed by the left behind object. With that, the art museum's security noticed that I wasn't amazed by the beautiful work of art and beat me up in every way imaginable. Struggling to live, I watched the fabulous piece of art fall on top of me, and I was crushed to death.
I leave behind a lot of "Potato Parasites"
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Post by aWeSum on Aug 18, 2010 0:10:41 GMT
I see the parasites and say," Aw, there sooooooooooooo cute!" The parisites take a liking to me and do my bidding. I yell," Parsites! Devour everyone who enjoys eating soup!" It was to late when I realized that I enjoyed eating soup. I leave a swarm of potatoe parasites that kill people who like to eat soup.
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Post by Elmach on Aug 25, 2010 3:21:42 GMT
SG2MN2 destroys the parasites that devour things which enjoy soup by making them enjoy soup. A CEBOUL falls on my head, killing me.
Interestingly enough, the CEBOUL was open to a page which says, "CEBOULs shall fall on people who cause parasites to devour themselves."
Interestingly enough, the next law on the page says that "Edits to this book may be written in any language, with any ink."
Interestingly enough, the mixture of my blood and the parasites formed an ultraviolet ink which splattered on the book in such a way that in a futuristic language, it says, "blood exposed to nitrogen becomes liquid rust"
Leaving:
A CEBOUL in a blackish puddle of liquid rust with dead parasites which ate themselves.
CEBOUL PAGE 71: CEBOULs shall fall on people who cause parasites to devour themselves. Edits to this book may be written in any language, with any ink. Blood exposed to nitrogen becomes liquid rust.
Where italics are edits.
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Post by Skribbblie on Aug 25, 2010 19:28:57 GMT
I walk over to a CEBOUL lying on the ground and say, "Oh look! A CEBOUL in a blackish puddle of liquid rust with dead parasites which ate themselves!" I then pick up the CEBOUL...and eat it. It causes internal bleeding, thus turning me into liquid rust. Unfortunately, I also digested the CEBOUL, thus editing the book by destroying all universal laws. Complete universal anarchy breaks out, until God finally decides that another book should be written and kept in a secrety secret holy vault. And then God has to completely remake the universe. It took seven days, but it was worth it!
I leave a tiny tree by a babbling brook under a cloudy sky in a habitable atmosphere in an unforgiving universe.
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Post by Elmach on Aug 27, 2010 9:12:23 GMT
SG2MN2 dances on the tiny tree. Of course, it was perfectly OK, as there was no reason not to. And neither he, nor God, noticed that he was dancing on a sapling. OOPS! Sorry God, but could you not look at this? Oh, all right. You can let SG2MN2 fall of the sapling--- err... tall tree.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
It seems that the above narrative may not have made sense to some people. That does not matter, as all information may be discovered in H2G2. It is to be noticed that the makers of H2G2 discovered that there are two simple steps to flying: Throw yourself at the ground, and miss.
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Leaving...
A copy of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, not the one written by Douglas Adams, which is also known as H2G2, but an actual honest-to-goodness one published by Megadodo Publications on Ursa Minor Beta.
Of course, the Guide was left on top of the tall skinny tree.
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Post by aWeSum on Aug 31, 2010 0:24:11 GMT
I see a tall skinny tree. I chop it down and see the hitch hickers guide to the galaxy. I throw it along with tall skinny tree into a wood chipper. I inhale the would chips and die. I leave a wood chipper.
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Post by Skribbblie on Sept 1, 2010 16:05:45 GMT
I start making out with the wood chipper. I die, for obvious reasons. (This was for the person who voted the wood chipper as "romantic" on Apples to Apples.) I leave two apples.
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Post by aWeSum on Sept 3, 2010 20:01:20 GMT
I walk up to the apples and eat one. I give the other to my wife. God suddenly kicks us out of the garden and we starve to death after a few days
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Post by Skribbblie on Sept 4, 2010 19:24:41 GMT
I commit suicide.
I leave an angry letter at the garden saying shumbody ate mah apples!
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Post by aWeSum on Sept 4, 2010 23:46:05 GMT
I see an angry note about hoh smebod's apples had been eaten. I say "Oh no! Those poor apples!" Then I see another note that says... LopadoÂtemachoÂselachoÂgaleoÂkranioÂleipsanoÂdrimÂhypoÂtrimmatoÂsilphioÂparaoÂmelitoÂkatakechyÂmenoÂkichlÂepiÂkossyphoÂphattoÂperisterÂalektryonÂopteÂkephallioÂkigkloÂpeleioÂlagoioÂsiraioÂbapheÂtraganoÂpterygon. My brain explodes when I try to figure out what it means.
I leave a note that says LopadoÂtemachoÂselachoÂgaleoÂkranioÂleipsanoÂdrimÂhypoÂtrimmatoÂsilphioÂparaoÂmelitoÂkatakechyÂmenoÂkichlÂepiÂkossyphoÂphattoÂperisterÂalektryonÂopteÂkephallioÂkigkloÂpeleioÂlagoioÂsiraioÂbapheÂtraganoÂpterygon
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Post by Elmach on Sept 5, 2010 1:54:33 GMT
SG2MN2 sees the aforementioned note. He immediately kills himself, before a CEBOUL would fall on him.
A CEBOUL did not fall on him.
The note meant, "Kill yourself now, or a CEBOUL will kill you." in a language only SG2MN2 knew.
His blood splattered on the note, which had the intresting effect of causing the note to disintegrate.
Leaving...
A Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. One that was inside a wood chipper that Halfway made out with. But then was outside when the wood chipper spontaniously combusted.
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Post by Skribbblie on Sept 5, 2010 19:55:16 GMT
I begin to make out with the book, but then wood chipper sees me cheating on it and immediately kills me and the book.
I leave a bloody pile of shredded paper and a turnip.
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Post by ganondorfchampin on Sept 5, 2010 20:03:01 GMT
I assemble the bloody pages together and it forms an editable list of universal laws. I then modify it so the only rules are those from conway's game of life. Since I only have one neighbor I die.
I leave a Conway's game of life, a book, and a turnip.
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Post by Skribbblie on Sept 5, 2010 20:46:11 GMT
I eat the turnip and die of turnip poisoning. The book laughs at me, and the game of life releases gas in my general direction.
I leave BASIL!
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Post by sparkpowder on Sept 5, 2010 21:06:44 GMT
I eat the turnip and die of turnip poisoning. The book laughs at me, and the game of life releases gas in my general direction. I leave BASIL! I throw the basil into a oven which cooks at 1500 degrees Celsius. When I eat the basil, my organs are incinerated. I leave a nitro bomb that will explode in 24 hours if someone dosen't post!
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Post by ganondorfchampin on Sept 7, 2010 16:42:46 GMT
It explodes me.
I leave nothing.
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Post by Skribbblie on Sept 7, 2010 18:05:23 GMT
I eat the nothing. I die of starvation.
I leave a cannon that fires liquid ice!
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Post by ganondorfchampin on Sept 7, 2010 19:31:53 GMT
The paradox destroys the universe, which destroys me.
I leave the detroyed universe.
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Post by aWeSum on Sept 8, 2010 0:40:23 GMT
I die because I was destroyed along with the universe. I leave a ruddy,little,orphan
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Post by Elmach on Sept 8, 2010 1:17:27 GMT
SG2MN2 was the ruddy little orphan. He died when the universe exploded.
God got angry that the universe died three times in a row, that he made a new one. The only thing in it was a Completely Editable Representation of the Universe (CERU) and a Completel Editable Book of Universe Laws (CEBOUL). Of course, editing the CERU changes the universe. The entire content of the CEBOUL is
1. The CERU and CEBOUL cannot be destroyed. 2. No law can be removed. 3. The universe cannot be destroyed.
The CERU says that there is a CERU and a CEBOUL and an observer.
Leaving: A CEBOUL and a CERU. (You are the observer).
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Post by GamesExploit on Sept 8, 2010 9:27:32 GMT
I pwns it with my 1337 power,
I leave a supa 1337 noob
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