SG2MN2 kills yo mama, then someone says, "All you base are belong to us, there is no hope for survival MAKE YOUR TIME".
SG2MN2 makes a time machine and goes back in time, but due to a mistake in the programming, he comes out a girl. She marries himself. Her husband (himself) kills her.
SG2MN2 walks up to the SGHalfway and the SGaWeSum dialoge and sees the same thing happening over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and 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Leaving: FOUR NAKED ROCKS with genders MAKIN OUT WITH EACH OTHER.
SG2MN2 walks up to the SGHalfway and the SGaWeSum dialoge and sees the same thing happening over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and 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over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and his head exploded from the repetition.
Leaving: FOUR NAKED ROCKS with genders MAKIN OUT WITH EACH OTHER.
SG2MN2 walks up to the SGHalfway and the SGaWeSum dialoge and sees the same thing happening over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and 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over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and his head exploded from the repetition.
Leaving: FOUR NAKED ROCKS with genders MAKIN OUT WITH EACH OTHER.
The rocks give birth. Now there are FIFTEEN NAKED ROCKS WITH GENDERS.
They get thrown into GCTM. Now there are THIRTY NAKED ROCKS WITH GENDERS.
Add to that the headless corpse, the four normal corpses, the corpse on fire, these get throuwn into the GCTM.
So now there are THIRTY NAKED ROCKS, TWO NAKED HEADLESS CORPSES, EIGHT REGULAR CORPSES, AND TWO CORPSES ON FIRE, ALL MAKING OUT WITH EACH OTHER.
SG2MN2 was quite shocked and called the police.
Unfortunately, the 30 naked rocks, 2 naked headless corpses, 8 regular corpses, 2 corpses on fire decided to reenter the time machine.
The police took SG2MN2 to the psychiatrist. SG2MN2 died there.
Leaving, SIXTY NAKED ROCKS MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER FOUR NAKED HEADLESS CORPSES MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER SIXTEEN NAKED REGULAR CORPSES MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER FOUR CORPSES ON FIRE MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER.
The rocks give birth. Now there are FIFTEEN NAKED ROCKS WITH GENDERS.
They get thrown into GCTM. Now there are THIRTY NAKED ROCKS WITH GENDERS.
Add to that the headless corpse, the four normal corpses, the corpse on fire, these get throuwn into the GCTM.
So now there are THIRTY NAKED ROCKS, TWO NAKED HEADLESS CORPSES, EIGHT REGULAR CORPSES, AND TWO CORPSES ON FIRE, ALL MAKING OUT WITH EACH OTHER.
SG2MN2 was quite shocked and called the police.
Unfortunately, the 30 naked rocks, 2 naked headless corpses, 8 regular corpses, 2 corpses on fire decided to reenter the time machine.
The police took SG2MN2 to the psychiatrist. SG2MN2 died there.
Leaving, SIXTY NAKED ROCKS MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER FOUR NAKED HEADLESS CORPSES MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER SIXTEEN NAKED REGULAR CORPSES MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER FOUR CORPSES ON FIRE MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER.
The rocks give birth. Now there are FIFTEEN NAKED ROCKS WITH GENDERS.
They get thrown into GCTM. Now there are THIRTY NAKED ROCKS WITH GENDERS.
Add to that the headless corpse, the four normal corpses, the corpse on fire, these get throuwn into the GCTM.
So now there are THIRTY NAKED ROCKS, TWO NAKED HEADLESS CORPSES, EIGHT REGULAR CORPSES, AND TWO CORPSES ON FIRE, ALL MAKING OUT WITH EACH OTHER.
SG2MN2 was quite shocked and called the police.
Unfortunately, the 30 naked rocks, 2 naked headless corpses, 8 regular corpses, 2 corpses on fire decided to reenter the time machine.
The police took SG2MN2 to the psychiatrist. SG2MN2 died there.
Leaving, SIXTY NAKED ROCKS MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER FOUR NAKED HEADLESS CORPSES MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER SIXTEEN NAKED REGULAR CORPSES MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER FOUR CORPSES ON FIRE MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER.
The rocks give birth. Now there are FIFTEEN NAKED ROCKS WITH GENDERS.
They get thrown into GCTM. Now there are THIRTY NAKED ROCKS WITH GENDERS.
Add to that the headless corpse, the four normal corpses, the corpse on fire, these get throuwn into the GCTM.
So now there are THIRTY NAKED ROCKS, TWO NAKED HEADLESS CORPSES, EIGHT REGULAR CORPSES, AND TWO CORPSES ON FIRE, ALL MAKING OUT WITH EACH OTHER.
SG2MN2 was quite shocked and called the police.
Unfortunately, the 30 naked rocks, 2 naked headless corpses, 8 regular corpses, 2 corpses on fire decided to reenter the time machine.
The police took SG2MN2 to the psychiatrist. SG2MN2 died there.
Leaving, SIXTY NAKED ROCKS MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER FOUR NAKED HEADLESS CORPSES MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER SIXTEEN NAKED REGULAR CORPSES MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER FOUR CORPSES ON FIRE MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER.
"I'm Confused?" *head explodes* I leave 300 NAKED ROCKS MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER, 20 NAKED HEADLESS CORPSES MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER, 80 NAKED REGULAR CORPSES MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER, 20 CORPSES ON FIRE MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER, and quadruple repetition. I leave 300 NAKED ROCKS MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER, 20 NAKED HEADLESS CORPSES MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER, 80 NAKED REGULAR CORPSES MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER, 20 CORPSES ON FIRE MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER, and quadruple repetition. I leave 300 NAKED ROCKS MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER, 20 NAKED HEADLESS CORPSES MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER, 80 NAKED REGULAR CORPSES MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER, 20 CI leave 300 NAKED ROCKS MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER, 20 NAKED HEADLESS CORPSES MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER, 80 NAKED REGULAR CORPSES MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER, 20 CORPSES ON FIRE MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER, and quadruple repetition.CORPSES ON FIRE MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER, and quadruple repetition.
The rocks and corpses continue multiplying, until the earth collapses and becomes a black hole. Which gets sent back via the time machine, so we have TWO BLACK HOLES MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER.
*head explodes*
Leaving the TWO BlACK HOLES MAKIN' OUT WITH EACH OTHER.
As everyone should know, 2 black holes in that close a proximity will (probably)eventually become a single, bigger black hole do to there gravity. This they do. The 2 black holes were already ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE, but now the one is just epiclly huge. It eats all the matter and energy in the universe and then eats the universe it's self creating BBB (Before Big Bang) circumstances. I was also sucked in and killed.
I leave BBB circumstances.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.
I take the dead thread and revive it. The dead thread revives the dead body. The dead body is a Nazi Experimental Supersoldier with a bad temper. It apparently thought I woke it up from a pleasant sleep, so it killed me with its BARE HANDS! It was then killed by the revived thread, which hated Nazis and waffles.
I leave a large hole in the ground, Justin Bieber, a pair of slippers, a blowtorch, a comb, coolwhip, and a fork.
I am the restless haunt of DBF.
I'm in ur walls, eetin' ur pilloes! So get away from mah corn! I'm in ur cornfield, WHISPERING IN UR EARS!!!
Justin Bieber splashed cool whip in my face with a fork which caused me to trip into a massive ditch. A giant pair of slippers luckily broke my fall, but JB combed his hair with a comb, and I died of a massive heart attack.
Post by Anonymousperson5 on Sept 1, 2011 4:44:01 GMT
The JBL subwoofer burns itself upon the lamp, thus dying. Its mother mourns it and kicks the clock in the fire, dying from toxic inhalation. The mother is evaporated by scientists, leaving only a lamp and a clock with melted plastic.
SGOwnedbyGlove walked up to the clockl and attempted to use the GE redirector to fix it. All this did was fix the clock to actual time, so time froze because the clock wasn't moving. With time now frozen, the three horror time beasts whcih time moving was originally created to hold back, came out. There were three, of light, earth and water. SGOwnedbyGlove hurtled himself with the redirector into the one of light, killing it but causing the redirector to abrosb the lght energy into his feet, causing him to run at the speed of light, trip, and fly out of the atmosphere. He sped out until he hit Jupiter, the very force of the impact with the core turning him into gas, and exploding jupiter as if it had been harpooned. I leave SGOwnedByGlove gas floating in the remnants of exploded jupiter.
Poison glove, slowly robbing you of your health in a hail of poisonous punches.
I inhale the gas and see lots of bright colors and scantily clad women with lethal injection needles walking towards me. Turns out I only hallucinated the bright colors part. Not a bad way to go out, eh?
I leave 67 empty syringes and Jupiter.
I am the restless haunt of DBF.
I'm in ur walls, eetin' ur pilloes! So get away from mah corn! I'm in ur cornfield, WHISPERING IN UR EARS!!!
I use the syringes to suck up tiny parts of the Great Red Spot, and spray them on myself. I die in the tornado that ensues. I leave one syringe with a tiny bit of gas in it, and a slightly diminished Great Red Spot.
I sniff the gas in the syringe, then fall into the Great-ish Red Spot where I get spun around and around in the winds. I quickly suffocate from lack of oxygen. Meanwhile, a bird is singing on Earth.
I leave a songbird on Earth.
I am the restless haunt of DBF.
I'm in ur walls, eetin' ur pilloes! So get away from mah corn! I'm in ur cornfield, WHISPERING IN UR EARS!!!
I pick up the feathers and throw them in the air. The feathers freeze in very cold air and become as sharp as razors as they drift down. I am eviscerated completely.
I leave frigid air.
I am the restless haunt of DBF.
I'm in ur walls, eetin' ur pilloes! So get away from mah corn! I'm in ur cornfield, WHISPERING IN UR EARS!!!
The frigid air condenses the oxygen into a liquid. I make a spark with my jacket zipper, and set it on fire. I get blown up. I leave a reasonably sharpened zipper.
I choke on nothing, nothing kills me, nothing is deadly, nothing set me on fire, nothing raped me, nothing triggered the chain of events that led to my untimely demise. Nothing happened, and there was nothing you could do to stop it.
I leave a confusing tale of how I died from nothing.
I am the restless haunt of DBF.
I'm in ur walls, eetin' ur pilloes! So get away from mah corn! I'm in ur cornfield, WHISPERING IN UR EARS!!!