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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Sept 3, 2011 6:20:02 GMT
I read it. Being confused an incorporating shrödinger, I explode.
I leave my now-shrödinger body in a cell.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2011 7:43:12 GMT
I bash myself with the cell until I die. I leave a yo-yo.
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Post by Skribbblie on Sept 4, 2011 3:25:59 GMT
I attempt to do "around the world" and end up seeing stars. I was also at the front of a cruise ship. I stumble over and die on impact with the water.
I leave a cruise ship sailing on rock solid waters
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2011 9:25:11 GMT
I get to the cruise ship's generator and tear it out. I throw the still-live source of electricity into the water and jump in after it. I leave a Bb Clarinet reed.
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Post by Skribbblie on Sept 4, 2011 20:07:14 GMT
I attempt to put this in an iron tube and make an instrument, but I accidentally inhale it and choke to death.
I leave an iron tube and a potato gun.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2011 7:45:46 GMT
I somehow manage to fit the tube into the gun, and shoot myself. I leave a potato pellet, and a busted kid's gun.
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Post by Skribbblie on Sept 6, 2011 16:04:37 GMT
I eat the potato pellet and choke on the gun. I then spit the gun up, and HOLY COW it's in good shape again! I search everywhere for a potato, but I attempt to use my brain as a substitute. Then I die. I leave a potato gun loaded with my brain.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Sept 6, 2011 23:20:37 GMT
I fire the gun. Zombies are attracted to it and then kill me.
I leave a horde of angry zombies.
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Post by ganondorfchampin on Sept 7, 2011 0:14:43 GMT
They eat me.
I leave blood.
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Post by Skribbblie on Sept 7, 2011 1:14:02 GMT
I pour bleach on all of the blood, but I used too much and drowned in the full swimming pool.
I leave a swimming pool of bleach with a slowly deteriorating body.
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Post by mdog95 on Sept 7, 2011 2:28:35 GMT
I incinerate the body along with the bleach, then I walk outside and get struck by lightning.
I leave a bolt of lightning.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 7, 2011 2:29:09 GMT
I touch the bolt of lightning in an attempt to acquire it as my own, but it attracts more lightning and shocks me to death.
I leave behind ashes.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Sept 7, 2011 3:26:12 GMT
The ashes fall on my caps lock kEY. MY FRIENDS MOB ME AND MAUL ME THINKING I KEEP SHOUTING AT THEM ON THE INTERNET.
I LEAVE BEHIND A CAPS LOCK KEY THAT'S ON.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 7, 2011 3:30:50 GMT
I break it by smashing it and somehow gets it into my finger, which becomes highly infected and I deteriorate.
I leave behind a smashed caps lock key, and my decomposed body in Anonymousperson5's home.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Sept 7, 2011 3:32:29 GMT
I find your body. Scared that zombies will come, I run to bed where the monsters eat me.
I leave behind the bogeyman.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 8, 2011 1:28:46 GMT
I become scared of the bogeyman, and he attacks me when I try to run.
I leave behind a broken skull.
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Post by Skribbblie on Sept 8, 2011 1:34:37 GMT
I grind the skull into bonemeal and use it to fertilize my garden. All of a sudden, a tomato flies out of the dirt with such velocity that it fractures my neck and I die.
I leave cursed soil which tends to randomly fire vegetables out of the ground.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 8, 2011 1:52:19 GMT
I accidentally walk onto it and it grabs me, in which I turn into a plant myself.
I leave behind a gigantic man-eating plant.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2011 4:03:03 GMT
I kill it, and jump into its painless but extremely acidic digestive juices that have now pooled out in front of me. I leave a slab of C-5. C-FIVE.
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Post by mdog95 on Sept 8, 2011 4:08:49 GMT
I use it to turn the world freezing cold, then I go to Mars to escape it. There was no water on Mars.
I leave Mars sand.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 8, 2011 5:02:46 GMT
I happen to be on a mission onto Mars, but some Mars dust happens to get into my suit when I fall. I then return, but when I take off my suit inside of the cabin, the Mars dust reacts with the air and explodes.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 8, 2011 5:04:11 GMT
I happen to be going on a mission onto Mars, and some Mars dust gets trapped on my suit. When I return to base and take the suit off, the sand reacts with the air and explodes.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2011 8:03:19 GMT
And you leave behind...?
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 8, 2011 22:32:47 GMT
Oh, sorry. I leave behind a blown-up wreckage on Mars.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Sept 9, 2011 0:20:47 GMT
I use this to pioneer a mission to Jupiter. I try to land on its surface. Mission failed.
I leave behind 86 dollars that are cursed such that they must be all spent together in the same purchase at once with no change. If not done so, you- nevermind.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 9, 2011 0:55:26 GMT
These cursed dollars somehow appear in my hand, which I use to buy 86 water bottles. The tax is paid with the other money I had on hand. Except, I then die due to my internals ceasing to function from too much water which I drank, and somehow made the 86 dollars appear in my intestines.
I leave behind a wallet.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2011 7:03:01 GMT
Ooh, look! It has one of those metal clips to keep it folded up. I'll just use them as electrical safety gloves... I leave behind a spark.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 9, 2011 22:57:11 GMT
I happen to have the spark fly into my face, and it kills me from electrocution.
I leave behind a dead Draxor.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2011 0:27:37 GMT
Um... okay. I've SO scared that my hair turns white... *Hides spray paint* and a creature that's attracted to the colour white attacks me. I leave behind an empty can of white spray paint.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 10, 2011 5:57:12 GMT
I spray it into my mouth out of near-dehydration.
I leave behind a bloody can of white spray-paint.
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