The Thing to the Right of You...

[RubiksMaster123]

The thing to the right of you is your only weapon. Will you survive...

1) ...a gang?

2) ...zombies?

3) ...a truck?

4) ...Barney?

5) ...your math teacher?

6) ...a cat?

7) ...Dan-ball addiction?

8) ...your neighbor?

9) ...army of ants?

10) ...pile of smelly waste?

Bonus (2 points) ...the person above you?

Example:

The thing to the right of me is a cell phone.

I would score 3/10 because I could survive three of those.

[priok]

1) yes
2) yes
3) yes
4) yes
5) i dont have one
6) yes
7) yes
8) i dont know
9) no
10)yes

there are a few stickers next to me

[GGoodie]

A sharpened pencil...

1) no
2) yes
3) no
4) oh god no
5) easily
6) yes
7) yes
8) yes
9) no
10) gross

5/10

[Qwerty]

I've got a cat next to me.

1) Yes (this thing is VICIOUS)

2) Yes (see above)

3) Yes (with careful planning, it could be thrown in the window)

4) No (NOTHING can survive Barney)

5) Yes (Cats and math. They don't care)

6) ... (Error; does not compute)

7) Yes (Distracting little kitty)

8) Yes (allergic to cats)

9) Yes (Run in fear of the mighty ant-gobbling cat!)

10) Yes (The cat gives me experience in taking care of that sort of thing)

Bonus (2 points) Yes (Catlike reflexes can dodge any sharpened pencil)

10/10. Yay.

[Fringe Pioneer]

I have my university-issue ID card, my three Bedingfield CDs, and various scrap paper to my right on the desk. Much further to my right is my sleeping roommate.

Regardless of what I chose to use, I will only get a score of 10% - I have survived and can survive nearly any math teacher, regardless even of whether there exists anything to my right. If I chose the Bedingfield CDs, then they might get me two bonus points on account that only her music can save me from NGI: Finale...

[ganondorfchampin]

An iTouch.

1) Yes

2) No

3) No

4) Yes

5) No

6) Yes

7) Yes

8) Yes

9) Yes

10) No

11) (Veers) No

[Draxorion]

1. No
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. Yes
5. Yes
6. Yes
7. Yes
8. Yes
9. Maybe, if I ran... I'll say no.
10. No.
11. Satar, with his iTouch. Let's see... Maybe... I'll have to say yes.

The weapon next to me is my binder full of writing utensils, cutting utensils, heavy books, sharp school tools (scissors, protractor), papers, and tons of pencils. Sharp ones. I guess you can generally say I have a heavy binder with me.

[Fireball9903]

1. Confused
2. very confused
3. VERY VERY confused
4. My rpg
5. Qwerty
6. The location of Zeus
7. A autobiography of shakesphere
8 not sure if I spelled that right
9. Idiots that dont want to be tortured
10. Other tortured idiots

[ganondorfchampin]

^WTF?

[Qwerty]

Er, Fire, what is that?

[vaconcovat]

I would survive 4/10 with the giant @ symbol sitting next to me. (I got it for my birthday and I still dont know what im supposed to do with it)

And qwerty, how do you feel about me hitting you over the head with a giant @?