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Post by -The Universe- on Jun 21, 2011 2:27:30 GMT
*catches the bullet Cod shot at the game* *audience applauses* *updates Facebook* *charges at Cod* This is... SPARTA!! *Cod falls of the screen into an endless abyss*
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jun 21, 2011 3:24:12 GMT
*turns side-loop on* *pillow suddenly appears over UC's head* *Cod falls onto the pillow* *UC is smashed into the ground* *UC's Facebook account is deleted*
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Post by -The Universe- on Jun 21, 2011 15:55:39 GMT
*un-deletes Facebook account* *un-smashes self* *Does amazing martial arts flips* *audience cheers* *uses Harry Potter magic to make Cod and AP5 disappear*
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Post by -The Universe- on Jun 21, 2011 19:13:55 GMT
*turns into ghost* *makes Cod pee his pants* *everybody laughs* *Cod runs away in embarrassment*
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Post by -The Universe- on Jun 21, 2011 19:19:49 GMT
*Cod suddenly realizes a wet spot in his pants* *He now realizes that UC wasn't dreaming* *God revives UC* *everybody laughs* *slaps Cod upside the head* *Cod can't remove the stain from pants*
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Post by mdog95 on Jun 21, 2011 19:21:00 GMT
*slaps*
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Post by -The Universe- on Jun 21, 2011 19:22:39 GMT
*SUPER MEGA ASSASSINATION SLAPS MDOG* *mdog flies backwards* *hits wall*
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Post by mdog95 on Jun 21, 2011 19:23:39 GMT
*Pulls out AA10* *Shoots UC in the face* *laughs* *slaps* *laughs again*
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Post by -The Universe- on Jun 21, 2011 19:26:17 GMT
Im sowwy
*breaks free of Cod's grip* *Climbs the Bank of China*
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jun 22, 2011 16:42:34 GMT
*UC is soaked into the ground* *UC burns in the mantle* *takes UC out of the mantle* *throws UC into the mesopause naked* *UC freezes to death* *God burns UC's houses and uploads to the ground* *creates alternate universe* *transplants everything into it except for UC* *laughs*
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jun 22, 2011 17:28:00 GMT
*smacks Cod* *transplants Cod andhis missiles into the past universe where they smash UC's body* *changes physics so Cod turns into a mouse* *laughs* *eats Cod*
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Post by -The Universe- on Jun 22, 2011 21:10:10 GMT
*tackles Cod* *throws Cod of the Bank of China* *Cod's face gets mutated so bad that the doctor cut his face off* *dances on Cod's face* *updates Facebook* *throws Cod in an incinerator* *burns* *feeds him to lions* *shoots AP5* *shoots again* *AP5 gets rounded and quartered* *gets burned in an incinerator* *feeds AP5 to sharks* VICTORY
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Post by -The Universe- on Jun 23, 2011 15:43:45 GMT
*joins forces with Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Clint Eastwood, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Bruce Lee* *Cod falls in sheer terror of these awesome people* *Bruce Lee attacks Cod with karate* *Cod's bones break* *Arnold Schwarzenegger turns into the Terminator* *Cod gets terminated* *Clint Eastwood shoots Cod multiple times* *Cod is bleeding profusely* *Mr. T punches Cod with the might of 1,000 elephants* *Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Cod* *Cod dies* VICTORY
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Post by -The Universe- on Jun 23, 2011 15:48:45 GMT
*Chuck Norris eats the bacon* *Chuck Norris regurgitates it on Cod* VICTORY
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Post by -The Universe- on Jun 23, 2011 16:04:11 GMT
Bacon can't win if it was regurgitated. And the awesome people gave me pride again.
*Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks cod* VICTORY
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Post by mdog95 on Jun 24, 2011 5:06:25 GMT
*eats the victory bacon* VICTORY! *slaps everybody*
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jun 24, 2011 5:45:59 GMT
*lulz* *sends Barney at UC*
NOTHING ESCAPES BARNEY.
By the way, I had a create square all along that can only be touched by me. SO YOUR ATTACKS ARE NULL. MUAHAHAHHA...
NOTHING CAN ESCAPE CAPS LOCK EITHER.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2011 6:39:39 GMT
*eats create square* *army of fighter munchkins spawn inside my mouth and leap out to attack*
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jun 24, 2011 7:16:51 GMT
*punches Lew* *Lew regurgitates square* *noms create square* *smacks Lew* *all fighter munchkins are smashed in mouth be smack*
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2011 22:14:24 GMT
*locks all except myself inside Agent Manor* *reactivates light explosion glitch in kitchen* *entire house combusts, killing all inside*
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2011 1:28:16 GMT
*utilises all colour powers* FINAL COLOUR BLASTER GO! *blocks attacks with Blue Cube shield* *flies into air with Green Hover, Orange Rocket and Red Burst* *Flies back down at high speed with White Boost* *rams all with Pink Spikes and Yellow Drill* *shoots all with Cyan Laser* *eats all with Purple Frenzy* *Violet Void absorbs remains*
I WIN! Remind me again how this all started?
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Post by mdog95 on Jun 26, 2011 1:48:03 GMT
*slaps Lew for using Sonic powers* *puts everybody in GTPYO#2* *inputs correct combination and leaves while everybody else is puzzled about what to do*
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Post by -The Universe- on Jun 26, 2011 3:21:02 GMT
*deletes GTPYO#2* *deletes cookies* *deletes GTPYO#2* *repeats* *smacks*
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2011 8:06:45 GMT
*TU cannot access DBF because he has deleted cookies* *account is gone* *stares at mdog* *smacks for smacking me for using Sonic powers* *points at mdog* EXPULSO! *mdog combusts from internal pressure**
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2011 11:13:16 GMT
*laughs at Cod for not knowing deleting cookies stops you from accessing accounts on my computer* *uses Expulso on Cod as well*
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Post by -The Universe- on Jun 26, 2011 21:33:14 GMT
*catches spell before it hits Lew using a spell-catcher* *throws it back at Cod*
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Post by sparkpowder on Jun 27, 2011 20:48:44 GMT
*catches spell* *locks thread with an invulnerable lock*
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Post by -The Universe- on Jun 27, 2011 21:57:18 GMT
*gets the key to invulnerable lock* *unlocks* *takes spell* *makes Cod's hiding place disappear* *throws spell*
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2011 6:00:09 GMT
*freezes time* *sets up Ping-Pong table* *gets specialised Ping-Pong bats* *lets time run* EXPULSO TABLE TENNIS! *plays with TU*
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Post by mdog95 on Jun 28, 2011 6:03:22 GMT
*steals the ball* *runs away*
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