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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2011 0:44:44 GMT
*re-gathers army* *laughs at AP5 because Bowser was forced to team up with the Mario Bros. in a game made two years after Super Mario Galaxy* *unites all members of the army* *points at UC once again* CHAAARRRGE! *UC slips over in his own vomit as the army rushes towards him* *is trampled*
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jul 3, 2011 2:47:32 GMT
*Comet Observatory burns everything* *Civil war erupts due to cruelty of Sith and Death Eaters* *Lew's army is reduced by 70%*
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Post by -The Universe- on Jul 3, 2011 2:49:11 GMT
*vomits*
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jul 3, 2011 3:07:06 GMT
*places clone under vomit* *vomit spreads wildly in every direction* *gets Red Star* *flies and turns into a speck of dust on Ha55ii's head* *Lew's army drowns in vomit*
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2011 3:12:28 GMT
*Red star runs out* *AP5 falls back onto the already-destroyed Comet Observatory* *Teams up with Cyan Wisp* *Puts self in position for never ending laser trick* LASER! *Bounces around and destroys all*
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Post by -The Universe- on Jul 3, 2011 3:19:24 GMT
*vomits on Cyan Wisp* *vomits on Lew* OH MAH GAWD! IM SO SORRY LEW I CAN MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jul 3, 2011 15:01:18 GMT
*universe ends*
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Post by -The Universe- on Jul 3, 2011 16:37:25 GMT
*vomit brings UC back to life* *fires SUPER DUPER MEGA HUGE VOMIT SPRAY on Cod* *force of vomit pushes Cod back to the wall* *vomits*
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jul 4, 2011 15:58:49 GMT
*UC vomits pills up* "SORRY, THE CONDITION IS PERMANENT!" *Lew is covered in vomit* *huge projectile of vomit comes soaring into Lew's mouth* *Lew gains permanent condition* *exits universe*
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jul 4, 2011 16:25:16 GMT
*breaks law* *vomits all over the law*
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Post by -The Universe- on Jul 4, 2011 18:03:15 GMT
*vomits on Cod* IT WASN'T ME!
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Post by -The Universe- on Jul 4, 2011 20:07:27 GMT
*vomits* I SWEAR IT WAS LEW!
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Post by -The Universe- on Jul 4, 2011 23:27:22 GMT
*vomits* MDOG HOW RUDE OF YOU!
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jul 5, 2011 16:13:16 GMT
*infinite vomit fountain begins spouting out of UC's body* *UC pops out create square*
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Post by -The Universe- on Jul 5, 2011 16:41:40 GMT
*vomits on Cod* I'M SO SORRY COD, BUT MDOG FORCED ME!
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jul 5, 2011 17:23:34 GMT
*takes it* *throws into volcano* *volcano erupts* *hate is spread so thinly that no one hates us anymore* *huggles Cod*
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Post by -The Universe- on Jul 5, 2011 20:59:56 GMT
*vomits on Cod's flamethrower* *vomit seeps into internal engine* *engine smokes* IM SORRY COD I'LL BUY YOU ANOTHER ONE. *hugs Cod*
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2011 0:52:53 GMT
Trust nobody... *Verbal paradox is created* I WIN.
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Post by -The Universe- on Jul 6, 2011 3:13:13 GMT
*vomits on Lew's paradox* OH GOD, LEW, WILL YOU FORGIVE ME?
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jul 6, 2011 3:50:20 GMT
*proves that trusting nobody is equivalent to being insane* *Lew dies from fear when he is dropped into a Lady Gaga concert* *Lew's paradox becomes null due to vomit* *huggles Cod's legs so if I burn he goes with me*
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2011 9:55:45 GMT
*Cod is wearing fireproof pants*
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Post by -The Universe- on Jul 6, 2011 23:20:04 GMT
*Cod faints from the guilt of killing people* *checks pulse* OH GOD ITS FAINT! *throws Cod on hospital bed* *wheels Cod to ER* *pulls out cardiac paddles* CLEAR! BZZT! CLEAR! BZZT! CLEAR! BZZT! *checks pulse* *sniffles* He... he didn't make it. *cries* OH LORD! WHY DID YOU TAKE COD SO SOON?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2011 2:27:11 GMT
*Asks Lord to take UC early as well* "With pleasure!"
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jul 7, 2011 2:51:08 GMT
*UC is destined to die a few minutes earlier than his previous destined death at the age of 1067*
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Post by -The Universe- on Jul 7, 2011 17:22:24 GMT
*lays flowers on Cod's grave* *gives inspiring speech*
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Post by -The Universe- on Jul 8, 2011 15:52:15 GMT
HE'S ALIVE! HE'S ALIVE! LET'S REJOICE FOR THIS GLORIOUS MOMENT * hallelujah plays*
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Post by -The Universe- on Jul 8, 2011 16:05:55 GMT
*joy of Cod being alive masks the pain* *huggles Cod*
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jul 8, 2011 16:51:58 GMT
*steamroller runs over Cod's armory and flamethrower* *steamroller flattens Cod*
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Post by -The Universe- on Jul 8, 2011 19:18:36 GMT
*Cod dies* OH GOD NO, NOT AGAIN. *plans a funeral*
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Post by -The Universe- on Jul 8, 2011 19:41:16 GMT
HE'S ALIVE HE'S ALIVE *hallelujah plays* *invites Cod to banquet*
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