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Post by -The Universe- on Jul 8, 2011 20:20:18 GMT
*goes into beast mode* *does front flip towards Cod* *does back flip* *jumps* *karate kicks* AGHHHH! *Cod runs away*
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Post by -The Universe- on Jul 8, 2011 20:32:50 GMT
*catches bullet in mid air* HOW DARE YOU SHOOT ME *majestically leaps in air* *lands on Cod* *Cod is thrown back* *picks up Cod by collar* *flings him towards brick wall* *hits wall* *drags him back* *snaps his legs* *punches his face* *Cod dies* OH NO I DIDN'T MEAN TO OH COD PLEASE FORGIVE ME
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jul 9, 2011 7:22:35 GMT
*sprinkles holy water on UC* Ok, you're fine now.
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Post by Mad Cow 483 on Jul 10, 2011 2:11:11 GMT
*removes cod's power to come back to life*
*becomes a hydralisk*
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Post by -The Universe- on Jul 10, 2011 2:46:50 GMT
*grabs Cod and drags him back to his house* *tucks him in* *reads him bedtime story*
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jul 10, 2011 6:32:40 GMT
*bedtime story is extremely scary* *Cod goes insane from nightmares*
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Post by mdog95 on Jul 10, 2011 7:06:53 GMT
*walks in room with a lighter* *lights lighter* *farts into it* *leaves* *comes back* *slaps AP5* *leaves again*
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2011 10:54:43 GMT
*Army of noobs drown in magma when their own "Valcono" misfires*
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Post by Mad Cow 483 on Jul 10, 2011 12:36:57 GMT
*shoots spikes randomly at everyone because I'm a hydralisk*
*points and laughs at roasting noobs*
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Post by sparkpowder on Jul 10, 2011 12:42:35 GMT
*becomes invulnerable*
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Post by Mad Cow 483 on Jul 10, 2011 13:52:52 GMT
*shoots spikes at Cod*
*points and laughs at noobs*
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Post by -The Universe- on Jul 10, 2011 15:37:56 GMT
NOW, NOW COD, COME BACK INSIDE! *drags Cod back to his house* *tucks him in* *reads him a bedtime story* *Cod falls sound asleep*
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Post by mdog95 on Jul 10, 2011 16:59:26 GMT
*points and laughs at noobs*
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Post by -The Universe- on Jul 10, 2011 16:59:49 GMT
*Cod wakes up* WHAT'S WRONG COD DID YOU HAVE A BAD DREAM?
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Post by -The Universe- on Jul 10, 2011 21:55:20 GMT
*Cod wakes up from his nightmare* IT'S OK COD. IT WAS ONLY A BAD DREAM.
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Post by Mad Cow 483 on Jul 11, 2011 0:27:22 GMT
Oooh ooh I want to narrate what other people are doing too!
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Post by -The Universe- on Jul 11, 2011 0:37:54 GMT
MC GET BACK TO YOUR BED NOW YOUNG MAN! *tucks MC in* SWEET DREAMS MC!
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Post by Mad Cow 483 on Jul 11, 2011 2:19:04 GMT
I'm a hydralisk. I'm 4.9 meters tall. That does not fit in a bed, nor a doorway. *shoots UC full of spines, sticking him to his front door*
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Post by -The Universe- on Jul 11, 2011 18:12:16 GMT
MC! IS THAT ANY WAY TO TREAT YOUR MOTHER!? *scolds MC and Cod*
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Post by -The Universe- on Jul 12, 2011 1:09:54 GMT
COD, YOUR JUST JEALOUS! *slaps Cod*
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Post by -The Universe- on Jul 12, 2011 14:05:54 GMT
*slaps the Grammar Nazi*
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Post by Mad Cow 483 on Jul 12, 2011 16:11:06 GMT
UC, you're not my mother.
*transforms back into a cow*
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2011 9:29:25 GMT
*Evenly distributes petroleum throughout a plastic tube* *Sticks one end of tube in UC's arm* *Lights other end of tube*
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2011 12:04:00 GMT
*Kills off that Someone, and refills the tube with petroleum* *Stuffs my end of the tube with the lighter and activates it* *Lighter comes out mangled but the rest of the plan works*
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Post by -The Universe- on Jul 15, 2011 14:45:16 GMT
*reverses time to the time before Cod poured liquid oxygen on it* *snipers the liquid oxygen out of Cod's hands* *becomes a celebrity* *wins Oscar* *wins Grammy*
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2011 1:20:59 GMT
*Flamethrower is out of fuel* *Harnesses alien energy to generate killer laser at UC*
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2011 9:52:37 GMT
*New flamethrower came from "GO-LO"* *Is cheap ripoff and can only make a small poof of flame* *Only other flamethrowers available also come from "GO-LO"*
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2011 11:06:03 GMT
*Presses "matrix" button* *Puts on sunglasses and watches everyone else fight in slow-motion*
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2011 0:01:14 GMT
*Reactivates matrix mode* *Cow floats slowly downwards* *Sidesteps* *Gathers Wisp army* LASER! DRILL! BURST! SPIKES! ROCKET! CUBE! HOVER! FRENZY! VOID! FINAL COLOUR BLASTER! Well, that took a while to type.
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Post by -The Universe- on Jul 18, 2011 0:36:47 GMT
YOU... YOU WILL PAY! *Lew pays $20* K all good.
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