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Post by xShadowLordx on Jun 24, 2010 22:12:47 GMT
You didn't even kill or physically torture them! You made me read that huge text wall for nothing! Let's get this over with. *I grab a really long sword, impale both RabidBadger and Vertigo with it, stick the sword in the ground, light the whole thing on fire, repeatedly shoot the bodies with a nail gun, and finally throw a grenade and blow it all up.* Superhappyfuntime! ;D
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Post by ~Memzak~ on Jun 24, 2010 22:52:47 GMT
Jeez, you don't Saviour your kills at all...
I prefer to do that most evil people do... Torture them to a point where they are begging to have their life taken away. Anyways, back to mah adventures with a shotgun.... (because even I need some TSL violence every now and then....)
Walks out of Memzakian Army Board with Shotgun.... Walks towards the PGCB.
See the first person being ★AlphaEpic★. "Oh Hi there Alpha, I'd like to have my name on that list!"
*shoots alpha in the gut spraying his blood on his list and me*
"With your blood that is"
Proceeds to blow his brains out by shooting my shotgun at point blank range into his head. Just behind him I see TheSeaweedDoctor, so I proceed to sprint at him. (as he is already running) While chasing I put my shotgun away and took out my semi-automatic Memzakian-Design Gun. It fires accurate, fast and the bullets are filled with mercury which spray out (liquid metal) and tear his flesh apart, (also poisoning him) *shoots at him spraying his blood everywhere on the wall and floor as well as spraying bits of his flesh*
Next up please! mega man64 comes into sight, I take out three knives and throw them at him with rapid succession, one slicing his wrist's blood artery, another impaled his ribcage and the third through the eye into the brain. Since he was still alive, I fired a couple of shots until he was nothing but a pile of shredded flesh and broken bones. krazyonebabybee is up next. I slice and dice her into small pieces with Clamaxti and proceed with my rampage.
I run up to the next three people (who haven't see me yet) and in an elegant motion lop of all three of their heads then throw a grenade on their remains. I proceed to wipe out everyone in sight on the PGCB. Only then do I return to my lair with my two victims.
"Having a good time?", seeing both the exploded bunny and the liquid mice next to me. I then take a nail and drive one throw Rabids hand and I drive one throw vertigo's arm. I then throw a handful of salt on both wounds.
"That should make it better!"...hehehehe.....
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Post by Qwerty on Jun 24, 2010 22:58:34 GMT
I think Memzak won this one. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he won.
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Post by izacque on Jun 25, 2010 2:47:08 GMT
In terms of evil...
Memzak>Listo>Molopoly>TSL
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Post by Qwerty on Jun 25, 2010 3:52:02 GMT
Well, Listo wasn't evil per se.
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Post by Fringe Pioneer on Jun 25, 2010 10:57:20 GMT
I'm not quite sure "evil" is the proper word to describe anything taking place in this thread. Maybe "disturbed"?
...but all qualitative terms are relative to the person using them, so it's a moot point to determine who is more evil. Maybe "more evil from Temporarily9's point of view," but then whose point of view do you use as the reference origin?
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Post by ~Memzak~ on Jun 25, 2010 14:02:21 GMT
The general public's point of view.
Prehaps we should stop topic hijacking this thread and make our own thread to see who is more evil.
We shall have a vote.
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Post by Rabidbadger on Jun 25, 2010 16:31:42 GMT
Memzak just tortured one of the highest-ranking commanders in his own army...
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Post by Qwerty on Jun 25, 2010 19:46:12 GMT
I vote Memzak.
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Post by ~Memzak~ on Jun 25, 2010 20:12:06 GMT
Not here, in the other thread. oh and one last thing.... You didn't even kill or physically torture them! You made me read that huge text wall for nothing! Yep, I did make you read it for nothing... evil isn't it? ...come on, it's just a flesh (and mental) wound, besides I was going to release you... (since you are part of the army - it is a sort of initiation) Anyways, vert on the other hand has it much worse...
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Post by elton on Jun 26, 2010 4:57:38 GMT
I would slowly gag and choke my victims (vert and rabid). And shave live tissues off for several days. Then do a Dracula Impalation up thru their mouths and let them sit verticle with a big log up their... no need to explain. For days. In pain. No sleep. No food. No water. They will choke on their own blood.
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Post by Qwerty on Jun 26, 2010 9:05:07 GMT
New contender: Clockwork.
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Post by Rabidbadger on Jun 26, 2010 10:43:07 GMT
I would nail my victims (In this case I am retaliating against Clockwork) up to the wall and force them to undergo the most horrific mental trauma. Not only would they be forced to look at all of PG's sexy votescams, they would be forced to listen to a non-stop diet of Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber for days on end. I would keep them alive for several years, before deleting their cookies and thus losing their will to live as all the SR data they had was flushed away before their eyes. >:3 Seeing as they didn't want to live any more, I would be merciful and slowly skin them to death in a lake of lemon juice.
Is that evil enough?
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Post by elton on Jun 28, 2010 2:56:16 GMT
I am not scared. If you had enough mental fortitude it would be a cakewalk. The lemon juice is only painful for a few hours. The mind would numb after a few hours. Then the skinning would be resistable. And I would survive. As I AM a AI Droid.
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Post by Rabidbadger on Jun 28, 2010 6:19:23 GMT
So? RD -R * sounds painful enough.
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Post by Qwerty on Jun 28, 2010 22:19:15 GMT
Agh! Justin Bieber! Get me outta this thing, I can't stand her voice!
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Post by Rabidbadger on Jul 1, 2010 6:19:26 GMT
Justin Bieber; the female version of Lady GaGa.
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Post by nmagain on Jul 6, 2010 9:53:33 GMT
I would destroy all the cookies in the world! >:3
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Post by ~Memzak~ on Jul 6, 2010 10:56:30 GMT
XD.
I won't type an evil paragraph.
Evil eh?
(nah, just lazy)
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Post by Fringe Pioneer on Jul 6, 2010 17:09:10 GMT
I think you all have done something quite evil: hijack The Shadow Lord's Thread.
I therefore declare this "evil" contest a multi-way tie and hand this back to The Shadow Lord for introducing himself to new members.
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Post by xShadowLordx on Aug 22, 2010 17:20:18 GMT
Lol, thanks Veers.
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Post by ~Memzak~ on Aug 23, 2010 5:15:27 GMT
Lol, Thanks, Bump.
But he still has a point.
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Post by The Shadow Lord on Aug 30, 2010 17:31:32 GMT
THIS IS TSL! THIS PERSON IS NOT ACTUALLY ME! I DECIDED TO COME BACK AND THEN SAW THAT SOMEBODY ELSE IS PRETENDING TO BE ME AND THAT SUXX!! PLEASE BAN THIS PERSON THEY ARE NOT MEE!!
--real TSL
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Post by microfarad on Aug 30, 2010 17:46:53 GMT
You totally DO NOT seem like TSL, who is more calm and collected, none the less, this needs to be resolved, personally, I just think you're some troll...
Make an account "Real TSL" and PM me.
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Post by Artifact123 on Aug 30, 2010 18:34:34 GMT
THIS IS TSL! THIS PERSON IS NOT ACTUALLY ME! I DECIDED TO COME BACK AND THEN SAW THAT SOMEBODY ELSE IS PRETENDING TO BE ME AND THAT SUXX!! PLEASE BAN THIS PERSON THEY ARE NOT MEE!! --real TSL Sustitute the L with a D and what do you get? Yes, TheSeaweedDoctor.
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Post by Fringe Pioneer on Aug 30, 2010 18:47:28 GMT
Actually, an IP search returns GGoodie.
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Post by Qwerty on Aug 31, 2010 2:03:52 GMT
Soooo, shall we warn Ggoodie for impersonation?
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Post by Artifact123 on Aug 31, 2010 9:34:18 GMT
THIS IS TSL! THIS PERSON IS NOT ACTUALLY ME! I DECIDED TO COME BACK AND THEN SAW THAT SOMEBODY ELSE IS PRETENDING TO BE ME AND THAT SUXX!! PLEASE BAN THIS PERSON THEY ARE NOT MEE!! --real TSL Ggoodie? WHAT are you doing?
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Post by ganondorfchampin on Sept 2, 2010 16:12:46 GMT
I'm the evilest. I'm the guy who does Barney the dinosaur.
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Post by ~Memzak~ on Sept 3, 2010 5:07:59 GMT
*looks at Satar*
o.O
O.o
*backs away slowly to get shotgun...* * attempts to get back on topic*
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