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Post by nmagain on Aug 18, 2011 14:17:41 GMT
Note that this is a fine class forum game, don't go around Belgium-ing it up like you do with the others. Generally this game isn't complex and should be kept simple so I'll do my best to explain it so. RULES 1: You may post anything. I will roll a 10-sided die (random number generator). Your results will be based on the number. 1.1: Posting in this thread adds you to the player list, with 1000 hp. 1.2: Rolling 1 is an instant failure and could cause damage to yourself rolling 10 is a grand success. 2: If you die, you can be brought back to life by possibly using an item or rolling a high number 3: In the event of my absence, or another host's absence (10 or 15 posts without updates), anyone can take over. If you do a good job, you'll be put on the Respected Poster list. This allows you to update whenever you feel like it. Respected Posters: Also note that the larger or complex a command you give, the more can go wrong. For example if you attack the monster with a sword and roll a 1 you might cut yourself, if you roll a 10 (referred to as crits) you'd do high damage. If you use your ninja skills and do a barrel roll onto his head and cut his eyeballs out, for a 1 roll you might severely wound yourself but for a crit you could kill it or disable it in some way. The format of the updates will be as follows: Posts Reuslts
Damage done this round e.g. 1000 damage to enemy x (in total)
Characters
Allies
Foes
After a couple of posts with commands, the host should post an update. Example post I attack the fiend using my skills. Without further ado, FoesThread Shitter 1000/1000 10 Year-Old Moderator 5000/5000
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Post by izacque on Aug 19, 2011 21:06:17 GMT
Izacque gazed over the barren landscape, noticing how extremely cliche it was... I mean, seriously. It was barren. Norway that shit. Turning around, he found a dungeon. It was pyramid-shaped. Probably made by some Egyptian with no creativity. On the pyramid were words: "Hey, there are bad things in here". Izacque remembered the legends he heard of a Great pRiok. But he doubted these were his true words. Below it, he saw a trollface, but really the lines were small script detailing the woes that awaited the adventurer into the dungeon. Whoever wrote the script use the word "spite" a lot. He had some sort of self-righteous attitude and sounded like he wanted his butt kissed. Izacque decided that he would see these spiteful immature snotty kids that supposedly haunted the dungeon. Izacque Took the First Step!
This was funny, I was reading the OP and thought, waitwat? is nm making a post that isn't a blatant troll? He's trying to do a serious RP? wtf is going on? Then I read the foes. Oh you...
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Post by GloveParty on Aug 19, 2011 21:08:32 GMT
Ahaha, I see. I actually think it's quite funny.
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Post by Qwerty on Aug 19, 2011 21:41:51 GMT
I'll join. As a Nonja, as usual
Temporarily9 walks up to Izacque and greets him.
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Post by nmagain on Aug 20, 2011 11:14:54 GMT
Actions "Izacque gazed over the barren landscape, noticing how extremely cliche it was... I mean, seriously. It was barren. Norway that shit. Turning around, he found a dungeon. It was pyramid-shaped. Probably made by some Egyptian with no creativity. On the pyramid were words: "Hey, there are bad things in here". Izacque remembered the legends he heard of a Great pRiok. But he doubted these were his true words. Below it, he saw a trollface, but really the lines were small script detailing the woes that awaited the adventurer into the dungeon. Whoever wrote the script use the word "spite" a lot. He had some sort of self-righteous attitude and sounded like he wanted his butt kissed. Izacque decided that he would see these spiteful immature snotty kids that supposedly haunted the dungeon. Izacque Took the First Step!" Rolled: 4 "Izacque take his step pretty quietly, the foes didn't notice his presence".
"Temporarily9 walks up to Izacque and greets him." Rolled: 1 "Temporarily9 trips on a conveniently placed rock and gets hurt"
Damage done this round 50 damage done to Temporarily9
Characters Izacque 1000/1000 Temporarily9 950/1000 Machpunch 1000/1000
Allies
Foes Thread Shitter 1000/1000 10 Year-Old Moderator 5000/5000
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Post by Draxorion on Aug 20, 2011 16:46:20 GMT
Draxor does the strut over to the pyramid.
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Post by GGoodie on Aug 20, 2011 16:51:03 GMT
I walk over in time to see Qwerty's epic face plant and laughs my ass off. I then look at Drax, who is talking about himself in the third person.
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Post by izacque on Aug 20, 2011 18:13:51 GMT
Good, A decent first step. Now I enter the pyramid (if I'm not already in it) and look around to see what is inside. So I can know what's inside. Because I need to see inside. So I can know. Because it's important that I see what's inside. That way I know the insides. And Then I don't have to worry about not knowing what's inside because I can see the inside because I'm inside and I looked inside and that's how I'll know what's inside because I'll see it.
*bossboss*
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Post by GGoodie on Aug 20, 2011 20:21:37 GMT
I look over at Izaque, who seems to be heavily concentrating. I ask him what he is contemplating, to which he responds that he is deciding upon the importance of looking inside, because knowing the importance of looking inside is very important. I become confused, as the importance of knowing what is inside seems greater than the importance of knowing the importance of looking inside. I look back at Temporarily9, and once again laugh at his epic face plant. I look over at Drax, who seems to be walking like an Egyptian. I pull out my jukebox and start playing "Eye of the Tiger" in preparation for the boss fight that will ensue.
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Post by nmagain on Aug 20, 2011 21:03:12 GMT
Draxor: Draxor does the strut over to the pyramid. Rolled: 8 Result: Your dance turns out to be pretty good, +1 ego.
GGoodie: I walk over in time to see Qwerty's epic face plant and laughs my ass off. I then look at Drax, who is talking about himself in the third person. Rolled: 1 Result: You laughed your ass off, literally.
Izacque: Good, A decent first step. Now I enter the pyramid (if I'm not already in it) and look around to see what is inside. So I can know what's inside. Because I need to see inside. So I can know. Because it's important that I see what's inside. That way I know the insides. And Then I don't have to worry about not knowing what's inside because I can see the inside because I'm inside and I looked inside and that's how I'll know what's inside because I'll see it. Rolled: 4 Result: You now know that you're inside.
GGoodie: I look over at Izaque, who seems to be heavily concentrating. I ask him what he is contemplating, to which he responds that he is deciding upon the importance of looking inside, because knowing the importance of looking inside is very important. I become confused, as the importance of knowing what is inside seems greater than the importance of knowing the importance of looking inside. I look back at Temporarily9, and once again laugh at his epic face plant. I look over at Drax, who seems to be walking like an Egyptian. I pull out my jukebox and start playing "Eye of the Tiger" in preparation for the boss fight that will ensue. Rolled: - Results: Your ass is hurting too much to perform this task.
Damage done this round 50 damage done to GGoodie
Characters Izacque 1000/1000 Temporarily9 950/1000 Machpunch 1000/1000 Draxor 1000/1000 Extra ego. GGoodie 900/1000 Ass bleed, -100 health each turn.
Allies
Foes Thread Shitter 1000/1000 10 Year-Old Moderator 5000/5000
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Post by Fringe Pioneer on Aug 20, 2011 21:16:06 GMT
*General Veers rolls a 10-sided die...*
Out of context, would this in-context die roll be of any help later in the game if your die roll is a beneficial result?
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Post by GGoodie on Aug 20, 2011 21:51:57 GMT
GGoodie heals his wounded buttocks, with help from GV's dice roll
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Post by Draxorion on Aug 20, 2011 22:23:40 GMT
I walk over to where Izacque is and find Izacque talking to himself.
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Post by Qwerty on Aug 20, 2011 23:28:32 GMT
I recover and approach Izacque, checking for traps.
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Post by Vertigo on Aug 21, 2011 8:42:30 GMT
Spotting a pyramid in a distance with a group of people near it, I walk towards it. There is a pool of lava in my way, I try to jump over it while performing a double back-flip and juggling knife wielding tigers.
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Post by nmagain on Aug 21, 2011 11:06:02 GMT
Yes, Veers, it probably would.
General Veers: *General Veers rolls a 10-sided die...* Rolled: 4 Result: You rolled 4
GGoodie: GGoodie heals his wounded buttocks, with help from GV's dice roll Rolled: 3 +4 Result: You successfully fix your ass, it's not as good as the last one, but it will do.
Draxor: I walk over to where Izacque is and find Izacque talking to himself. Rolled: 10 Result: You walk over to Izacque and find him talking to himself. What a perfect action!
Temporarily9: I recover and approach Izacque, checking for traps. Rolled: 8 Result: While checking for any traps, you spot a generic arrow trap and quickly disarm it.
Vertigo: Spotting a pyramid in a distance with a group of people near it, I walk towards it. There is a pool of lava in my way, I try to jump over it while performing a double back-flip and juggling knife wielding tigers. Rolled: 9 Result: Performing the double back-flip correctly, you accidentally drop all but one of your tigers in the lava pool, the remaining tiger swears that he will avenge his brothers, and thus a new ally is found.
Damage done this round
Characters Izacque 1000/1000 Temporarily9 950/1000 Machpunch 1000/1000 Draxor 1000/1000 Extra ego. GGoodie 900/1000 General Veers 1000/1000 Vertigo 1000/1000
Allies
Knife Wielding Tiger 600/600
Foes Thread Shitter 1000/1000 10 Year-Old Moderator 5000/5000
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Post by Fringe Pioneer on Aug 21, 2011 15:59:31 GMT
*General Veers goes over to the group of people and kindly greets them...*
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Post by GGoodie on Aug 21, 2011 16:01:45 GMT
GGoodie puts active grenades in General Veers' pockets and throws him straight into the Thread Shitter.
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Post by Fringe Pioneer on Aug 21, 2011 16:06:49 GMT
Ok, out of context, why is that your action? Why are you so upset with the person who just gave you the means to stop your damage draining and possibly saved your life?
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Post by Qwerty on Aug 21, 2011 19:09:12 GMT
I ask Vert to throw a rope over the lava. I do mean over, not like it would fall in the lava and burn or something. I stand far back when this happens.
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Post by izacque on Aug 21, 2011 20:54:22 GMT
I look for a flashlight
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Post by GGoodie on Aug 21, 2011 23:08:35 GMT
Ok, out of context, why is that your action? Why are you so upset with the person who just gave you the means to stop your damage draining and possibly saved your life? GGoodie then rolls a 10-sided die to resurrect General Veers. As long as the number is 1 or higher General Veers will be resurrected successfully.
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Post by Vertigo on Aug 22, 2011 0:11:32 GMT
Vertigo turns around to see Qwerty on the other side of the lava. He attempts to throw a rope over the lava stream towards him, while leaping to the side so the rope couldn't impossibly set itself on fire and spread to him...which is possible in this game.
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Post by Draxorion on Aug 22, 2011 0:41:23 GMT
I dash into the pyramid and use Izacque as a human shield along the way.
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Post by GGoodie on Aug 22, 2011 4:04:46 GMT
I watch as Izaque's body is shredded by incoming bullets. Drax then throws his body into the horde of enemies like yesterday's trash. I grab Drax and pull him quickly to safely behind the corner, with absolutely no chance of me being harmed in anyway during the process. I then proceed to scratch my behind.
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Post by nmagain on Aug 22, 2011 12:06:05 GMT
This is by far the biggest turn in the game, I hope I do good.
General Veers: *General Veers goes over to the group of people and kindly greets them...* Rolled: 2 Result: You go to the group and greet them, most of them ignored you, though.
GGoodie: GGoodie puts active grenades in General Veers' pockets and throws him straight into the Thread Shitter. Rolled: 6 Result: You throw General Veers at the Thread Shitter, killing them both and informing the Moderator of your tribe's presence.
Temporarily9: I ask Vert to throw a rope over the lava. I do mean over, not like it would fall in the lava and burn or something. I stand far back when this happens. Rolled: 7 Result: You kindly ask Vertigo, he seems pretty okay with it.
Izacque: I look for a flashlight. (Why did i find this funny) Rolled: 6 Result: You successfully find a flashlight, battery's dead though, you're gonna have to look for some.
GGoodie: GGoodie then rolls a 10-sided die to resurrect General Veers. As long as the number is 1 or higher General Veers will be resurrected successfully. Rolled: 4 Result: You rolled 4, General Veers is now resurrected with 490 health points.
Vertigo: Vertigo turns around to see Qwerty on the other side of the lava. He attempts to throw a rope over the lava stream towards him, while leaping to the side so the rope couldn't impossibly set itself on fire and spread to him...which is possible in this game. Rolled: 8 Result: Not knowing the use of what you're doing, you quickly throw a rope over the lava and leap to the side. There's now a rope connecting the two sides.
Draxor: I dash into the pyramid and use Izacque as a human shield along the way. Rolled: 7 Result: Using Izacque as your personal meat shield, The 10 year-old Moderator uses Whimper (Rolled: 7) Damaging Izacque and you.
GGoodie: I watch as Izaque's body is shredded by incoming bullets. Drax then throws his body into the horde of enemies like yesterday's trash. I grab Drax and pull him quickly to safely behind the corner, with absolutely no chance of me being harmed in anyway during the process. I then proceed to scratch my behind. Rolled: 4 Result: Shamefully there's no bullets, but still, you quickly grab Drax who's holding Izacque and put them on the corner, and then successfully scratch your ass.
Damage done this round
170 damage done to Izacque 20 damage done to Draxor
Characters Izacque 830/1000 Temporarily9 950/1000 Draxor 980/1000 Extra ego. GGoodie 900/1000 General Veers 490/1000 Vertigo 1000/1000
Allies
Knife Wielding Tiger 600/600
Foes 10 Year-Old Moderator 5000/5000
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Post by Fringe Pioneer on Aug 22, 2011 15:32:39 GMT
*General Veers rolls his 10 sided die.*
*General Veers finishes the rest of the resurrection to heal back the rest of his original health with help from his die roll.*
*General Veers attempts to craft a second 10 sided die.*
Alright, now I have three separate actions, and I can only hope GGoodie didn't ruin me for good by pulling that move, although I admit that did easily take out one of the NPC trolls...
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Post by Vertigo on Aug 22, 2011 16:16:40 GMT
Vertigo hops onto the back of his tiger, and charges into the pyramid towards the group already inside.
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Post by izacque on Aug 22, 2011 17:55:26 GMT
I look for batteries or a ban hammer
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Post by Elmach on Aug 22, 2011 22:23:25 GMT
I make a nuclear bomb and attempt to blow open the pyramid, shedding light on the issue.
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