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Post by Alonso on Jul 10, 2012 15:43:51 GMT
You were found to have cheated and this all your exam results are nil, and these were for your gcse so you are now jobless, and one of the people who mug for money. I kill myself in switzerland, legally and with permission.
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Post by Zrined on Jul 10, 2012 19:32:37 GMT
You were a bit confused and killed yourself in Switzerland U.S.A. and well, you TRIED to kill yourself.
tl;dr Insane Asylum
I want to live.
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Post by Alonso on Jul 10, 2012 19:41:28 GMT
You live in a black hole with no effects and thus are breaking the laws of physics and for crime against physics they sentence you to be immolated thus contributing to global warming. I would like to kill zrined.
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Post by Zrined on Jul 10, 2012 20:20:21 GMT
You eventually do and are charged for murder.
I am standing on a table.
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Post by Alonso on Jul 10, 2012 20:56:59 GMT
The table while being transported with you on top, falls apart, and a leg, hits a driver in the faces killing him, which he then crashes the police van he was driving and it back door opens releasing me, you are xharged for killing and assisting a felon. I die.
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Post by IvanYiu247 on Jul 11, 2012 3:35:01 GMT
You are actually a suicidal bomber who killed hundreds of people when you detonate the bombs on your body.
I am standing.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jul 11, 2012 4:35:57 GMT
You are standing on private property. OFF MY LAWN, GIT!
Eg drikker vin som om det var bensin.
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Post by Zrined on Jul 11, 2012 8:30:50 GMT
You stole the wine from a local winery and are arrested.
I dance in my own house that contains no drugs and that I purchased with legal tender from a legal real estate agent and I have done nothing else my entire life except pay bills, go to work and be a general law-abiding citizen.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jul 13, 2012 8:36:18 GMT
You are such a perfect law-abiding citizen that the government becomes suspicious of you and has you removed to a perfectly legal and secure interrogation facility for civil dissidents. The day they take you away is the day your taxes are due, so when the tax collector finds you gasping for air and coughing up water on the side of the road afterwards, he finds your excuse absolutely ridiculous and you are guilty of tax evasion.
I am breathing a solid substance, eating a liquid substance, and drinking a vaporous substance.
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Post by Zrined on Jul 13, 2012 10:02:23 GMT
You are put in Universe Jail for defying the laws of Himan Nature and physics.
I sit down.
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Post by Alonso on Jul 13, 2012 10:22:17 GMT
You are sitting on somebody else's property, namely the usa's property and you are now in jail for breaking the law I am eating frog legs in china, of a sustainable source and is very delicious.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jul 15, 2012 8:38:35 GMT
YOU ARE EATING FROG LEGS IN A DIFFERENT MANNER FROM EVERYONE AROUND YOU, STOP BEING UNIQUE! You are sent to jail for being dissident scum.
I am fixing my television.
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Post by Zrined on Jul 15, 2012 9:01:53 GMT
The one you stole, right. You are arrested for trespassing.
I arrest you for trespassing.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jul 15, 2012 9:03:28 GMT
You arrest me for trespassing, even though you're not a cop and you're holding up a bank.
I am eating a LEGO brick.
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Post by Zrined on Jul 15, 2012 9:06:04 GMT
You choke and die, your parents unknowingly sue the Doctor for malpractice, and in turn are counter-sued for over $9,000.
I am sitting in a room.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jul 15, 2012 9:10:31 GMT
The room you are sitting in is full of grass, with one sign in the center which reads "NO LITTERING". You are guilty of littering, because you are GARBAGE!
I am in a trashcan.
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Post by IvanYiu247 on Jul 15, 2012 14:38:14 GMT
An old man opened the trashcan you are in and this scared him/her so much that it triggered a heart attack, killing the old man.
I am lost.
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Post by Alonso on Jul 15, 2012 22:01:49 GMT
You are lost and walk into someone else's home, and you are charged for trespassing. I sing komm Liebe zither komm by Wolfgang amadeus Mozart.
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Post by AlchmistFaust on Jul 16, 2012 0:37:13 GMT
You're in Israel, and people mistake it as being Wagner.
I hurt my leg
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Post by Skribbblie on Jul 16, 2012 4:00:44 GMT
You hurt your leg trying to escape the bomb you just set in an orphanage for deaf, numb, blind, and brain dead children.
I am helping the orphans by giving them cuddly wuddly teddybears which are most certainly not filled with harmful chemicals, because that would be a sick way to make money from a chemical company by doing medical trials illegally on children.
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Post by GloveParty on Jul 16, 2012 21:35:37 GMT
The teddybears aren't full of chemicals. However, they are full of nukes. Congrats, you evil man.
I am picking up the papers of somebody who fell.
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Post by Zrined on Jul 16, 2012 23:05:12 GMT
...on private property. You are arrested for tresspassing.
I am acquitted of being charged with tresspassing.
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Post by AlchmistFaust on Jul 17, 2012 6:33:15 GMT
And... You... Are found... Guilty.
I am found innocent of my trespassing charges.
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Post by Zrined on Jul 17, 2012 15:31:55 GMT
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Post by Skribbblie on Jul 19, 2012 4:08:24 GMT
...and here is your SMG you dirty Kraut. Hear the Polish scream and run about, while you pick up your Kar and blow their brains out. YOU ARE GUILTY OF WAR CRIMES!
I am associating a teapot with the Nazi regime.
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Post by Alonso on Jul 19, 2012 9:47:20 GMT
You are charged with wasting police time and trying to pervert the course of justice by covering up that fact that you are infancy a communist! This is set by the way post ww1vut pre ww2. I kill this forum.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jul 23, 2012 5:31:40 GMT
You kill this forum, and the Gods of the Internet throw you through the deepest depths of hell and into the Void below it for your sins.
I am drinking salt water from a perfectly public beach on the Pacific Coast of the US.
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Post by Zrined on Jul 23, 2012 18:13:18 GMT
Uh, you got dehydrated and died. You were then charged for public indecency when your corpse began to rot.
I am playing TEH POKÉMONS.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jul 26, 2012 18:15:23 GMT
You throw a knife instead of a pokeball at a wild pikachu. You are found guilty of animal abuse in the highest degree, and poaching in the most pathetic degree.
I am eating CATS
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Post by Zrined on Jul 27, 2012 8:27:25 GMT
You are found eating them on private property, you are arrested for trespassing.
I am gaming on a game boy in my house.
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