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Post by elton on Jun 26, 2010 5:02:11 GMT
I am possibly the most disturbed forumer on this site. I love impalations. And blood. And lymph....
Anyways, I have many names. Call me CW if your new. If your older than new. Please call me Eltoneyes or Elton. It'll help me feel better.
I have quite the imagination. I can torture people without physical pain.
Hope you enjoy me on your forums.
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Post by Rabidbadger on Jun 28, 2010 6:22:51 GMT
Impaling causes physical pain...
But oh well... Welcome, Elton.
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Post by ~Memzak~ on Jun 28, 2010 11:52:45 GMT
Oh, hi elton.
You forgot one thing... *cough*oneyear*cough*ban*cough*cough*
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Post by elton on Jun 28, 2010 19:09:51 GMT
*glares at memzak*
*impales memzak*
*talks about his mother in many... disturbing ways*
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Post by Qwerty on Jun 28, 2010 22:22:39 GMT
Ooh, fun.
*takes a seat*
Carry on...
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Post by elton on Jun 29, 2010 4:06:54 GMT
*brings memzak's mother in the room*
*instead of impaling her, clockwork brings out his knife and slowly cuts her left eye out.
Memzak : NOOOO!!!
*clockwork has already given her drugs to go along with it*
*I hate you memzak, always have, always will, your father was almost as bad as you!*
*clockwork starts to move the knife downwards...downwards. and shows memzak what pain really is*
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Post by ~Memzak~ on Jun 29, 2010 5:52:40 GMT
*barely flinches*
"I have no emotional ties."
*pulls out whatever is impaling me*
*walks out of thread*
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Post by Qwerty on Jun 29, 2010 7:41:46 GMT
Oy, no controlling what Memzak says. It never works.
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Post by elton on Jun 29, 2010 14:54:53 GMT
*memzak dies from bleeding.*
(You know that Dracula Impalation is a log about 13 inches in diameter up the ... and coming out generally in the chest area. And partly out the mouth. Of course, This is a medical anomele. If you position it right you can make it work. Of course I forgot how. Off to the side. Anyways. Pulling it out would cause trauma in any living creature. And dragons included. Cyborgs... well you'd need repairs.
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Post by ~Memzak~ on Jun 29, 2010 15:23:08 GMT
I'm a cyborg with a organic shell. You gored up and practically destroyed my torso of my organic shell, but the robotic parts are impenetrable (to a log at least) and few. The robotic parts can take most shapes. In human form it takes the shape of a very basic inner structure. (arms, elbows, shoulders, legs, knees and a backbone) I also have a similar situation with my dragon organic shell, but for blending in purposes (and for other general purposes) I use my human shell in most situations.
So yes I would need repairs, and as I often did in many of my chat battles (where my fragile human parts are damaged beyond repair) Which is why I keep many organic shell clones in cryogenic freezing in another dimension (for storage purposes)
Gets another body out of cryogenic freezing.
"Don't push it kid, you might be sadistic (which is awesome =D), but I am your superior."
High Commander > Arch Executer
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Post by elton on Jun 30, 2010 15:08:03 GMT
There is one thing I am superior than you in. Two (But ones roblox and I hate that now)
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Post by Rabidbadger on Jul 1, 2010 6:27:29 GMT
Roblox looks suckish. Memzakian army is a lot bettar. >:3
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Post by Qwerty on Jul 1, 2010 6:33:17 GMT
ANYTHING is better than Roblox.
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Post by elton on Jul 1, 2010 16:55:04 GMT
Lol true tempy... I get bored with roblox. Unless HW 2 or RoC 3 or the CROMP ever finishes. Roblox is forever not being played by me.
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Post by Qwerty on Jul 1, 2010 17:04:25 GMT
I do not know HW 2 or Ro3 or CROMP.
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Post by Qwerty333 on Jul 1, 2010 19:02:18 GMT
I have but one thing to say:
Sigh.
-.-
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Post by Qwerty on Jul 2, 2010 1:22:16 GMT
None of those are Dan-ball-ese... How could I know them?
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Post by Rabidbadger on Jul 5, 2010 18:55:41 GMT
If you spoke plain Abbrev', which you don't.
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Post by elton on Jul 14, 2010 13:33:50 GMT
True.
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Post by Rabidbadger on Jul 14, 2010 18:44:53 GMT
Not many people speak Abbrev'. Generally every word can have thousands of very different meanings.
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Post by izacque on Jul 15, 2010 17:46:17 GMT
wait, CW=eltoneyes? AAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!
I swear, if you change you name ONE MORE TIME!
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Post by artcoursecannon on Jul 15, 2010 18:08:35 GMT
I am possibly the most disturbed forumer on this site. I love impalations. And blood. And lymph.... Anyways, I have many names. Call me CW if your new. If your older than new. Please call me Eltoneyes or Elton. It'll help me feel better. I have quite the imagination. I can torture people without physical pain. Hope you enjoy me on your forums. Good. I love gore. |
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Post by ~Memzak~ on Jul 16, 2010 10:15:58 GMT
wait, CW=eltoneyes? AAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!! I swear, if you change you name ONE MORE TIME! Are you kidding me?! He's changed his name only twice. Elton -> Eltoneyes -> Clockwork Seriously. Besides, izacque you weren't here when he was still elton... were you? (and what about elmach? or ArchZero? They changed named all the time...) |
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Post by Qwerty on Aug 1, 2010 22:05:43 GMT
I only changed my name a couple times.
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Post by clockwork on Aug 17, 2010 15:46:56 GMT
I've changed my name more than that believe me  |
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Post by D_M-01 on Aug 17, 2010 18:00:16 GMT
Eltoneyes, Whiteeyes, Constantine, Beyond Possible, Nike, Tiger, etc...
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Post by clockwork on Aug 18, 2010 3:28:33 GMT
Kurai has his groove on.  . Well just to check with you guys I never used Constantine on the forums... I don't think. |
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Post by Draxorion on Aug 28, 2010 5:08:23 GMT
I'll try to never change my name.You want to bet me? -OK maybe I shouldn't bet on it- I'll go for 50 grand!
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Post by Artifact123 on Aug 30, 2010 8:46:03 GMT
elton, when will you make an account...
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Post by Draxorion on Aug 31, 2010 5:26:16 GMT
Is that a joke?Or...Can someone answer that?
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[M:977802]
. Well just to check with you guys I never used Constantine on the forums... I don't think.
