It's pointless to post on this miserable thread I'm waiting for this miserable thread to be dead. I hope I'll be the last to post, I certainly hope I don't post the most. A product of boredom, a waste of time, A sad excuse to make a rhyme. But here I am, I'm playing your game, I suck at life and you're just as lame!
I am the restless haunt of DBF.
I'm in ur walls, eetin' ur pilloes! So get away from mah corn! I'm in ur cornfield, WHISPERING IN UR EARS!!!
Seeing this place overflowing Of limericks and merry haikus I have found myself but smiling At your winning attempts of no use. I have written a sonnet of quality Of most Shakesperean virtue As to show you the excelency And noblest talents to pursue. You will notice my truest humble 'Tis a quality of none to cuss Your childish rhymes ar' bumble I see no argument as to discuss. The victory is mine! With deserved shine!
"What a man knows not, he to use requires, And what he knows, he cannot use for good. "
Post by Fringe Pioneer on Jul 4, 2012 13:23:08 GMT
The acronym is nice, but this thread should have been titled "LAST: Another Stupid Thread" so that the full name would have suffered from infinite descent the same way that GNU's Not Unix and other such names do...
The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed but does it know why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
That can be revealed by the runes. Also, If I win, I shall reveal the purpose of the cosmos.
The fool arcana starts you on the path of cinnamon. Your colleagues call you crazy, but you know you're on to something
The magician arcana allows you to gain knowledge about the cereal makes your milk all cinnamony, but you still aren't satisfied in knowing why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
The priestess arcana allows you to gain intuition as to how children think about cinnamon sugar. You seem to tap in to the soul of crunchy cinnamon toast itself
The empress arcana allows you pour milk on the cereal, nurturing it, and giving it life, for the children helping you discover why they like it so much
The emperor arcana allows you to force your kids to take their medicine and vitamins before they start their breakfast.
The hierophant arcana allows you to convince the parents that cinnamon toast crunch is part of a perfectly balanced breakfast
The lovers arcana allows you indulge for yourself the wonders of cinnamon toast crunch, and see why the kids love it so much. The cinnamon, sugar, and crunchinesss truly combine to make a sublime taste
The chariot arcana fills you with a sense of victory, and you feel as though you you have nearly discovered the answer through intense research about the crunchiness of cinnamon toast
The strength arcana allows you to persevere through brushing your teeth, because you just drank grapefruit and orange juice, and when mixed with the toothpaste, the taste is nearly unbearable, but you power through it
The hermit arcana makes you believe that everything you think about why kids love cinnamon toast crunch is wrong, so you spend a long time away in seclusion rethinking your approach. When you return with new knowledge, your old friends and the children you studied have moved on, no longer interested in enjoying cinnamony sugariness
The fortune arcana allows you to see a new opportunity for your research, finding new test subjects and new assistants to find the truth about the crunchy goodness
The justice arcana allows you to see more clearly where you made mistakes in your previous experiment. you realize now that not every test group can enjoy cinnamon toast crunch for this experiment to work, so you sternly decides who receives the cinnamon swirling sugary goodness, and who gets raisin bran, minus the raisins, which just makes it bran
The hanged man arcana makes you see the suffering of those who have been forced to eat raisin bran every morning in a compassionate light. You decide to sacrifice your personal box of cinnamon toast crunch to a child in desperate need of cinnamony sweetness
The death arcana makes you despair after you realize what you have done. You become depressed because you have surely ruined your results by giving the control group some the crunchy awesomeness. To correct the mistake, you have to remove from the experiment the child who you gave the cereal, and also a child from the test group, to make the number even for the experiment. They cry, for they may never again know the sugary sweetness that you introduced them to, and you cry, knowing that to prevent this mistake from happening again, you most close yourself off from being kind to the children
The temperance arcana makes you see that cinnamon toast crunch is only PART of a perfectly balanced breakfast, and that you must find balance between your own meal and in your children's meals. you cut back on the cinnamon toast crunch, and introduce fruit and vegetables to everyone's diet.
The devil arcana makes you see a new cereal: cocoa puffs. After the first bite, you immediately become coocoo for the stuff. You block out all other food, all other distractions from cocoa puffs. You begin to take bribes from post and kellogg's so that they can introduce their cereals to your children, and in exchange you continue your addiction to the chocolatey evil.
The tower arcana brings chaos! All groups eating whatever cereals they can get their hands! And the cereal vendors are fighting one-another for superiority! Your experiment is once again met with disaster!
The star arcana gives you hope, however, that things will be alright. After all, there are still enough children who stayed true to the program, and there are still plenty of staff willing to see this experiment through. With a positive attitude, you passionately work to pick up the pieces, but it makes you very tired.
The moon arcana makes you dream of cinnamon roads, milky rivers, and sugary fields. You truly see paradise at the end of this experiment. But then you have nightmares, of birds coocoo for cocoa puffs, of avaricious rabbits, and of reedy leprechauns, who have your body in chains, force feeding you their their evil that gives you no pleasure after every bite. But then… you see something in the distance. It’s… a child… eating cinnamon toast crunch… and… smiling.
The sun arcana makes you happy, remembering the child in your dream. It makes you want to spread that happiness to everyone in the world. You give the children and your collegues bowls of delicious cinnamon swirls, not for the experiment, but because you want to see them enjoy themselves. This, in turn, makes you happy.
The judgement arcana makes you realize that cinnamon toast crunch goes beyond what makes yourself or immediate friends happy. The whole world, in fact depends on cinnamon toast crunch. You return back to all of your friends, family and acquaintances, giving them each a bowl of the cereal. You even return to your sites of failure, where you give the children, your colleagues, and even the post and kellog's cereal vendors a bowl of crunchy cinnamon toasty goodness. Finally, you go back to the two children whom you had to kick out of your previous experiment. You didn't expect forgiveness, but after the breakfast you provided, they forgave and forgot all love lost between each other, and true acceptance was born between the whole world.
The world arcana makes you see, after helping the whole world with cinamonly goodness, that you found the answer you were looking for. Kids love cinnamon toast crunch because it makes them happy, to eat it, and it brings people together. Having seen this for yourself, you accept this answer. Having discovered the answer that eluded you all these years, you feel a sense of accomplishment, unlike any you have ever experienced. After all you have been through... you finally feel... satisfied, in this world, and with this world.