The rules of The Analogy Game are relatively simple compared to most of the forum games. (Save for things like count to a gazillion and last to post wins shit.)
The starter post will give an object. It is your job to make an analogy of this object to something else.
Do not reuse objects.
Your analogy should be somewhat witty. Or not witty and funny. Or stupid and funny.
Your analogies are allowed to be offensive. It makes the game funnier.
An example would be...
Starting Post : Santa
Reply : Santa is like a dirty joke; somewhere there will be three hoes. IPhone
Reply 2 : An IPhone is like your mum; overpriced and shit. Bananas
By the way, you get extra points if you can somehow find a way to insult someone without blatantly stating that they are stupid. (The mum joke works because Iphones are overpriced and ARE shit.)
You also get extra points (which are not really tallied) if you link your objects that you are comparing. This is how the game is technically supposed to be played but some people are dumb. So on Reply 2. Instead of bananas, you would used your mother.
Kristen Stewart is a lot like a hunk of raw, bloody meat; the vampires like her, and so do the wolves, but for anyone in society with any common sense, it's a bit repulsive and should be set on fire. Lions.