Capture the Orb

[thedarkone]

The orbjective (get it?) is to capture the orb from the person above you. Example:

1.I take the orb.
2.I steal it.
1.I take it back.
etc.etc.etc.
I got this from another site.
Whoever breaks it falls in a hole.
I start:

*Takes orb from temple and RUNS*

[V.I.R.O.S.]

I steal the orb from TheDarkOne.

[Elmach]

I put my towel in front of VIROS, who trips, sending the orb into my hands.

CREATIVITY!!

[Rabidbadger]

I fire a glue-tipped rubber dart at the orb, affixing it to my wrist via a length of steel cord. I defenestrate Elmach with my foot, and keep on going.

[Elmach]

CtO2MN2 walks in circles. He walks in front of Rabidbadger. RB stops. CtO2MN2 walks into RB. RB falls and drops the orb. CtO2MN2 catches it and runs away.

[Phantom Zero]

I sute up in a racing mech and chases CtO2MN2 then punches him sending the orb flying up in the air where i catch it then speed away in my mech at 300 MPH with the orb.

[Elmach]

CtO2MN2 digs a hole infront of Phantom 0. He doesn't notice and falls into it. CtO2MN2 takes it.

[izacque]

Jon Davis rides runs over CtO2MN2 with his motorcycle. He rides to a fabrication factory and makes one million copies. He then throws the real one in and tumbles them all together. the chances of finding the right one are now 1/1,000,001

[Rabidbadger]

But, as we all know, 1 in a million-and-one chances ALWAYS work. After a bit of searching, I find the orb and knock Jon Davis out with it. I walk off smugly...
And trip and fall over. Talk about a dramatic exit...

[Elmach]

The tripping launches the orb into CtO2MN2's arms.

[Rabidbadger]

I spear-tackle CtO2MN2 into a Justin Bieber concert and flee with the orb.

[Elmach]

CtO2MN2 asks the flea to give him the orb. The fleas comply.

[Rabidbadger]

I nom on the juicy fleas before headbutting the orb out of your hands into a large manhole. I leap in after it, grab it, and run into the darkness...

[Elmach]

... known as CtO2MN2's stomach.

(OOC: If you would eat the fleas, you would probably be small enough to jump into my mouth)

[Rabidbadger]

Nope. I just breathed in very deeply. I cut my way out of CtO2MN2's stomach and climb up. After turning his pituitary gland into some sort of fish sauce, I climb out of his head and run off again.

[Elmach]

You didn't take the orb out of CtO2MN2's stomach...

It is a magic orb which heals CtO2MN2.

CtO2MN2 poops out the orb. He cleans it and runs away with it.

[GloveParty]

Lev IVanov punches CtO2MN2, takes the orb, and takes a next sign, and runs into the SR universe. He puts a bear trap at where you enter into the SR universe by the next sign.

[Rabidbadger]

I send in my team of minesweeper bears before I enter. As the trap is disarmed, I throw my onigiri's cards in a fan shape, slicing the orb out of your hands. They boomerang the orb back to me.

[Skribbblie]

I call in the order to nuke the area. Rabidbadger is utterly annihilated, while the orb flies out unharmed. I give the order for my troops to catch it and bring it to me.

[noodlesoup]

I send army of men riding dragons to throw wolves at you. Your arm is torn off and I pick up the orb.

[Mr. Et Cetera]

A team of 3 Snipers and a Magician (we are still in the SR universe) proceeds to shoot down the dragons and the people riding on them, dodging the wolves with ease. The Magician then turns the orb into a weapon.

[Skribbblie]

I order my troops to distract the snipers and the magician. I pick up my severed arm and throw it at the magician. He drops the orb and I grab it, then my troops fire a rocket at the snipers. I shoot the magician and leave his body for the wolves.

[sparkpowder]

Aug 1, 2010 22:10:05 GMT Skribbblie said:

I order my troops to distract the snipers and the magician. I pick up my severed arm and throw it at the magician. He drops the orb and I grab it, then my troops fire a rocket at the snipers. I shoot the magician and leave his body for the wolves.

I destroy your weapons with a team of MegaGigaSuperUltraDeciOmegaSuperMegaDeciOmega Laser Gunners.

They incinerate your body and teleport the orb to a location that is an 750,000,000,000,000,000 light years away that is accessible by them in 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds but would take 250,000,000 years for a human to access.

[Canopy]

The world spontaneously combusts sending me to the orb.
I grab it and go to the nearest oxygen forcefield.

[Elmach]

CtO2MN2 was in the forcefield. He offered to keep the orb in safe hands. Before you said anything, he took it and teleported into Stick Ranger.

There happened to be a next sign nearby. You know, the kind that can take you there?

CtO2MN2 then jumped into the ocean west of the town. He swam down, down, down, knowing that he was immortal as long as he held it. And for some time afterwords. Actually, everyone was immortal, a fact we sadly realized when the world spontaneously combusted. And we survived.

Finally, CtO2MN2 reached another realm in Dene Bael, known as to the inhabitants as the place with the tower with the infernal mines that everyone trys to clear.

He continued upwards, wasting time as he did so. He then realized that his readers were reading and waiting for the plot to end, so merely said, "Too bad."

After getting to the top, something once thought impossible, but turned out quite possible, perhaps easy, when you fasten your experience through time logarithmically.

At the top, he reached a new realm: The Realm of Powder Gambit.

He changed to a different update and began travelling upwards. He changed back to a blank one, and soon found a blank "nooby" upload with a person with an element. He used the element to climb to the top, and passed through the upper wall in Side-non.

He then was on the surface of a new realm, Erith Endier, named after the first queen of it. He grabbed a spaceship and flew out into the realm of Plant Sims on Planets. And continued flying out in an hyperbolic path.

Getting to Hamsterdam Racetrack. Where he would never be found, if not for the dratted bug on my shoulder that broadcasts my movements to the whole world. And of course, that bug was on the Orb.

In other words, CtO2MN2 became a hamster with a shiny orb he used to make the race faster.

[Fireball9903]

My men fire rpgs at all of the players,they all die I pick up the orb, and put it in a ten foot compact safe.