Note: "Hellcrawler" Hilyke is from Venus, just like Arkeny, Vye, and Rose. So he has reddish glowing cat like eyes. He wears the Venusian Skull Mask of Shame, for an unknown reason. Arkeny is the only other human from Venus who wears a similar mask. Hilyke is the head Kar'akhto of the Tenktinites. He is a sick and twisted man, mainly because he was raised by abusive parents and for other reasons. He is more ruthless and cruel than Linus Mordavo. At the moment, Hilyke is wanted for mass-murder in every Kar'm'lah province and also in about 60 other countries. His first name is unknown, as his parents were living in the middle of nowhere with no documentation. --------------- *Tenktinite Training Camp* Hilyke: Alright, scum. Our troops, your fellow scum, are mounting an assault as we speak. So I thought we could use a little entertainment... *Hilyke clicks on a large television screen, and forces the traumatized recruits to watch as their fellow troops are massacred.* (I figured MY civil war could be managed by myself.) Tenktinite attack on Kar'Italus Results! Tenktinites suffer 3 losses Kar'm'lahners suffer 0 losses
The Forerunner Project: 15/15 (Offensive/Defensive) National Parks and Recreation areas: 10/10 (Defensive? I guess the people would act as militia during an attack out of pride for their country.) All-terrain Trains and Combat Trains: 13/20 (Offensive/Defensive) KHSIA covert base on Malta: 20/20(Homeland Defense) Ammunitions and Weapons super factories: 20/20(Offensive/Defensive) AACR Installations: 10/10 (Defensive) Electric K-Sticks: 5/5 (Offensive/Defensive) Cluster Rockets: 10/10 (Offensive/Defensive)
I am the restless haunt of DBF.
I'm in ur walls, eetin' ur pilloes! So get away from mah corn! I'm in ur cornfield, WHISPERING IN UR EARS!!!
~2 Defensive systems successfully developed. ~ Offensive Military Training ~Man-made island with Satellite-guided missile launch centre (Defensive) ~Nuclear weaponry advancement (Concentrated Nukes) ~MHNL Miniature Hand-Held Nuclear Device Launcher.
And besides, there's no way anything could possibly live on Venus anyway.
*The 10 guards violently jump on ___ and pin him to the ground. Scientist 2 flips a switch and turns off the emergency lockdown system. He approaches a panel on the wall, picks up a telephone handset off the panel, and dials 911.*
Dispatcher:"This is the Salazar Police Department, what's your emergency?"
Scientist 2:"I am at a scientific research facility in Salazar! We have two wounded men here, and we need ambulances immediately! We also have an incapacitated enemy of the state. We need officers to come take him into custody as soon as possible! I will send you my address momentarily..."
*A few minutes later, police officers and paramedics arrive at the scene. Shortly after, officials in government vehicles arrive as well as Lord Shadow in his limousine. There is a short scuffle inside the building, and the officers bring out ___ in handcuffs.*
Lord Shadow:"Officers, that man is an enemy of the state. I want him imprisoned in my palace."
Officer:"Yes, your majesty."
*The officers put ___ into a government SUV. 5 of the 10 royal guards climb into the vehicle as well. The vehicle drives back to the Royal Palace, along with Lord Shadow's limo. Nonja-Fighter 1 and Scientist 1 are put onto stretchers, put into ambulances, and are rushed to a hospital. Scientist 2 and the other 5 guards get into another vehicle which follows them to the hospital.*
__: Well, this sucks. You realize that the Nonja army won't take this lightly? They won't target your nation, they will target your palace directly. They will carpet bomb everything and everyone in their way. Expect some old WWI poison gas, too. Really, it would be much better if you took me back to the Nonjas.
NF2 is in the ambulance with NF1. Pity NF1 didn't live very long. The shot was directly into the neck, and the caliber was low enough for it to bounce around a bit in there. Being that NF1 was one of his only friends, and all his other friends are likely in some forgotten mine of the Nonja Empire, he requests time off research to arrange/attend NF1's funeral.
The Venus Cloud Settlement was an experimental project that KHSIA invested in. It is highly classified. Of course, this is mainly just to cover up the fact that it was a complete waste of Kar'm'lah funds. Coincidentally, the Tenktinites know all about the failed project. ----------------- Hilyke: Now, wasn't that a great show? *He turns off the TV. The recruits look horrified.* Hilyke: Now...If you actually listen to what I tell you little s****, you might actually come back with only one missing limb. On the other hand, you could die either way. But I might actually give a s*** if you die and you were one of the best soldiers out there. Otherwise, I'll keep the video of your humiliating massacre and watch it every night before bed. Afterwards, I will laugh myself to sleep. Sweet dreams, and goodnight, scum. And if I catch a single one of you trying to sneak away tonight, I'll have your whole platoon executed. DIS-MISSED!
(Coincidentally, two platoons were executed the next day.)
The Forerunner Project: 15/15 (Offensive/Defensive) National Parks and Recreation areas: 10/10 (Defensive? I guess the people would act as militia during an attack out of pride for their country.) All-terrain Trains and Combat Trains: 20/20 (Offensive/Defensive) KHSIA covert base on Malta: 20/20(Homeland Defense) Ammunitions and Weapons super factories: 20/20(Offensive/Defensive) AACR Installations: 10/10 (Defensive) Electric K-Sticks: 5/5 (Offensive/Defensive) Cluster Rockets: 10/10 (Offensive/Defensive)
*It seems, in all the chaos, the government completely forgot about the two Nonjas sitting chained on the floor of the research facility. Lord Shadow facepalms himself and sends some men to go collect the Nonjas and bring them back to the palace dungeon.*
Lord Shadow:*To ___, who is now in chains.* "Meh, the Nonjas kinda hate Shadowloria anyway. If we do return you, how do we know they won't still attack us?
And besides, why does it have to be blackmail? Why does it have to be 'Do such-and-such for me, or I'll do such-and-such bad stuff to you'? Why can't it be 'Do such-and-such for me, and I'll do such-and-such good stuff for you'? Catch my drift?"
Lord Shadow:"Technology? Interesting... I would love to get my hands on those secret Nonja technologies... It's about time we leveled the playing field... Go on, tell me more."
(Actually, a settlement on Venus is very possible. All it requires is a large balloon, as the gasses of Venus's skies would hold Earth air up. Of course, this balloon would have to be able to withstand extreme temperatures and acid.) -------------- Kar'inos (Grade 3=Lieutenant): Alta, we found them in the alleyway this morning; all dead, shot in the back of the head, execution style. *Mordavo walks up to find 20 Tenktinite recruits lined up facing the wall, a bullet hole through each one's head and a blood spatter on the opposing wall.* Mordavo: Hm. If I were someone else, I would suspect this as our work. But if it were us, the bodies would be at the bottom of the Mediterranean. No, I suspect this is the work of Hilyke, the elusive scum...and how is Operation K'boom going? Kar'inos: We expect the super-missile to be fully constructed soon, Alta.
Advanced Missile Guidance System: 15/15 (Offensive/Defensive) The Forerunner Project: 15/15 (Offensive/Defensive) National Parks and Recreation areas: 10/10 (Defensive? I guess the people would act as militia during an attack out of pride for their country.) All-terrain Trains and Combat Trains: 20/20 (Offensive/Defensive) KHSIA covert base on Malta: 20/20(Homeland Defense) Ammunitions and Weapons super factories: 20/20(Offensive/Defensive) AACR Installations: 10/10 (Defensive) Electric K-Sticks: 5/5 (Offensive/Defensive) Cluster Rockets: 10/10 (Offensive/Defensive)
I am the restless haunt of DBF.
I'm in ur walls, eetin' ur pilloes! So get away from mah corn! I'm in ur cornfield, WHISPERING IN UR EARS!!!
Advanced Missile Guidance System: 15/15 (Offensive/Defensive) The Forerunner Project: 15/15 (Offensive/Defensive) National Parks and Recreation areas: 10/10 (Defensive? I guess the people would act as militia during an attack out of pride for their country.) All-terrain Trains and Combat Trains: 20/20 (Offensive/Defensive) KHSIA covert base on Malta: 20/20(Homeland Defense) Ammunitions and Weapons super factories: 20/20(Offensive/Defensive) AACR Installations: 10/10 (Defensive) Electric K-Sticks: 5/5 (Offensive/Defensive) Cluster Rockets: 10/10 (Offensive/Defensive)
I am the restless haunt of DBF.
I'm in ur walls, eetin' ur pilloes! So get away from mah corn! I'm in ur cornfield, WHISPERING IN UR EARS!!!
Aleksandry sits at his desk. "It seems that everyone has something going on but my country" A scientist runs in, breathing hard. "Sir! As a result of genetic engineering gone wrong, a giant man is running around throwing fireballs at people, and attacking with giant red hand blades!!!" "What!?!? Castle boss!?!" "I don't understand what you mean, sir." Aleksandry is no longer responding to the scientist. "Dangit, Lev told me about the possibility of this!" Aleksandry rushes to the phone and calls Lev. "Lev! Castle Boss has been replicated and is wreaking havoc!" "I'll be right there. Army: 8 Latvia Navy: 2 Latvia
Falanix: Uh. Ask the Srangers if they need help with the thing they released. Rep: At once, Akhto. (Yes, we know about it already -Courtesy of the KHSIA *Results of Malaysia assault pending...*
Advanced Missile Guidance System: 15/15 (Offensive/Defensive) The Forerunner Project: 15/15 (Offensive/Defensive) National Parks and Recreation areas: 10/10 (Defensive? I guess the people would act as militia during an attack out of pride for their country.) All-terrain Trains and Combat Trains: 20/20 (Offensive/Defensive) KHSIA covert base on Malta: 20/20(Homeland Defense) Ammunitions and Weapons super factories: 20/20(Offensive/Defensive) AACR Installations: 10/10 (Defensive) Electric K-Sticks: 5/5 (Offensive/Defensive) Cluster Rockets: 10/10 (Offensive/Defensive)
I am the restless haunt of DBF.
I'm in ur walls, eetin' ur pilloes! So get away from mah corn! I'm in ur cornfield, WHISPERING IN UR EARS!!!
"Um... most weapons don't work on it... Do you have any missiles that make dust clouds?" Adult Lev ran into the office. "Castle Boss? OK. I brought you a Green Lightsaber from the Ranger universe." Lev slips on a pair of needle knuckles. Aleksandry grabs his Green Lightsaber. They go out towards the castle boss. Lev and his cousin Aleksandry used to live in the universe of Stick Ranger. However, they had stepped through a portal which had taken them here. Army: 8 Latvia Navy: 2 Latvia
Advanced Missile Guidance System: 15/15 (Offensive/Defensive) The Forerunner Project: 15/15 (Offensive/Defensive) National Parks and Recreation areas: 10/10 (Defensive? I guess the people would act as militia during an attack out of pride for their country.) All-terrain Trains and Combat Trains: 20/20 (Offensive/Defensive) KHSIA covert base on Malta: 20/20(Homeland Defense) Ammunitions and Weapons super factories: 20/20(Offensive/Defensive) AACR Installations: 10/10 (Defensive) Electric K-Sticks: 5/5 (Offensive/Defensive) Cluster Rockets: 10/10 (Offensive/Defensive)
I am the restless haunt of DBF.
I'm in ur walls, eetin' ur pilloes! So get away from mah corn! I'm in ur cornfield, WHISPERING IN UR EARS!!!
...A portal? Seriously, this is NOT NI:R. This is NG:I. Postmodern, and we are all human. None from Venus, none from Stick Ranger, human. I guess Castle Boss would work as a genetic experiment gone wrong.
__: Erm... yeah... sure... I just need to contact the Nonjas for them to send it.
*General Veers went up to one of the transparisteel windows and looked outside. As he looked across the Moscow urban center, he pondered the IPN's future. Progress seemed to slow down, there seemed to be less activity overall in the protectorates in spite of the engineers stressing over their work, and there was a civil war out in Europe.*
People don't generally "Just appear" in the real world. If I write a story in which the main character takes a portal to our world, they aren't just gonna appear here.
Kar'm'Lah Invasion of Malaysia (9 vs. 8): Offense has 9 armies after the battle. Defense has 0 armies after the battle. Offense wins.
Lord Shadow:"Very well."
*Lord Shadow walks over to a gigantic screen on the wall. He presses a few buttons, and a video/audio connection is established with the Nonjas. Two guards nudge ___ over to the screen.*
(Even though they're called cluster rockets, the small projectiles they disperse are missiles.) (ALSO, can you turn sea forces into ground forces and vice-versa somehow?) --------------- Arkeny: Falani-I mean, Akhto, we have successfully conquered Malaysia with zero armies lost. Falanix: Fantastic! Make sure the prototype K'Boom Rocket gets there safely. Arkeny: Yes sir-ImeanAkhto!!! G-gandovla! *runs out*
(Malaysia is now Kar'Mal. Does anybody get the name?)
Advanced Missile Guidance System: 15/15 (Offensive/Defensive) The Forerunner Project: 15/15 (Offensive/Defensive) National Parks and Recreation areas: 10/10 (Defensive? I guess the people would act as militia during an attack out of pride for their country.) All-terrain Trains and Combat Trains: 20/20 (Offensive/Defensive) KHSIA covert base on Malta: 20/20(Homeland Defense) Ammunitions and Weapons super factories: 20/20(Offensive/Defensive) AACR Installations: 10/10 (Defensive) Electric K-Sticks: 5/5 (Offensive/Defensive) Cluster Rockets: 10/10 (Offensive/Defensive)
__: Hello, Nonjas. As you can see these Shadowlorians seem to have captured me. The time has come to send over the pre-ordained package. Include the blueprints for our latest technology. Take the usual security measures. Deliver it to the HQ of Shadowloria.
Falanix: The Kar'm'lah hereby declares war on Laos! Sending 8 armies at once!
(Laos: 5; Kar'm'lah: 8) *Meanwhile, somewhere in the ocean near Malaysia.* Kar'inos: Testing in 3...2...1...FIRE THE WEAPON! *A massive rocket flies out of an underground missile silo and releases all of its cluster missiles. Each crashes into a large test ship, followed by the main missile's warhead, which is almost as powerful as a nuclear bomb. The ship is utterly annihilated, and 30 ft. waves hit shores as far away as Vietnam. A super-sized mushroom cloud visible from space remains.* Kar'inos: Test one, success. Status, missiles ready for manufacture and deployment. Vye: Excellent...I will send a representative to Shadowloria with the news. The Kar'm'lah will be recognized as a nation with weapons of mass destruction.
Operation "K'Boom": 100/100 : Giant Cluster Rocket, capable of delivering mass destruction to multiple targets at once. Number available: 1/50, plus test.
Advanced Missile Guidance System: 15/15 (Offensive/Defensive) The Forerunner Project: 15/15 (Offensive/Defensive) National Parks and Recreation areas: 10/10 (Defensive? I guess the people would act as militia during an attack out of pride for their country.) All-terrain Trains and Combat Trains: 20/20 (Offensive/Defensive) KHSIA covert base on Malta: 20/20(Homeland Defense) Ammunitions and Weapons super factories: 20/20(Offensive/Defensive) AACR Installations: 10/10 (Defensive) Electric K-Sticks: 5/5 (Offensive/Defensive) Cluster Rockets: 10/10 (Offensive/Defensive)
I am the restless haunt of DBF.
I'm in ur walls, eetin' ur pilloes! So get away from mah corn! I'm in ur cornfield, WHISPERING IN UR EARS!!!