One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile.
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye.
Last Edit: Jun 7, 2010 3:02:33 GMT by xShadowLordx
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph.
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile.
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community.
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader.
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice.
Last Edit: Jun 10, 2010 22:36:24 GMT by xShadowLordx
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base.
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded.
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so.
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands.
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy".
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land.
Last Edit: Jun 15, 2010 19:11:28 GMT by Rabidbadger
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it.
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades.
Poison glove, slowly robbing you of your health in a hail of poisonous punches.
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages
OOC: It's interesting, taking people with mixed knowledge of ODBF history and examining the past. I lived most of this, but it still jumbles a bit. This story isn't completely accurate as-is.
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages The golden age began to shine; the forum was filled with good members.
OOC: I know little of OBDF history. All I know is that Molopoy, Lag, Uncyclopedia, etc are bad...
Very, very far. You are relatively recent history. But, the whole point of this is to see how history from people with different memories see it (In reality it is to make a story absolutely ridiculous that makes no sense, like three word story), so feel free to continue.
Yeah... I kinda wish I had started on the ODBF when I had started playing PG... Oh well. At least I haven't missed all the drama of the Lag being defeated. I can be thankful for that...
Post by ganondorfchampin on Jun 26, 2010 20:38:32 GMT
Chapter 1: Creation
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages The golden age began to shine; the forum was filled with good members. The best of them was Ganon.
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages The golden age began to shine; the forum was filled with good members. The best of them was Ganon. However, he doesn't really factor into this story much.
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages The golden age began to shine; the forum was filled with good members. The best of them was Ganon. However, he doesn't really factor into this story much. In this period, TheShadowLord, who had been gone due to his real life, returned, to find his account gone.
Poison glove, slowly robbing you of your health in a hail of poisonous punches.
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages The golden age began to shine; the forum was filled with good members. The best of them was Ganon. However, he doesn't really factor into this story much. In this period, TheShadowLord, who had been gone due to his real life, returned, to find his account gone. TSL--who was, in fact, the real best member, since Ganon was actually only fooling himself with his silly delusions of grandeur--later learned that it was the filthy noob Molopoy who had deleted his account.
Last Edit: Jul 5, 2010 20:44:17 GMT by xShadowLordx
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages The golden age began to shine; the forum was filled with good members. The best of them was Ganon. However, he doesn't really factor into this story much. In this period, TheShadowLord, who had been gone due to his real life, returned, to find his account gone. TSL--who was, in fact, the real best member, since Ganon was actually only fooling himself with his silly delusions of grandeur--later learned that it was the filthy noob Molopoy who had deleted his account. He learned what else was new on the forums, and created a new account.
Poison glove, slowly robbing you of your health in a hail of poisonous punches.
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages The golden age began to shine; the forum was filled with good members. The best of them was Ganon. However, he doesn't really factor into this story much. In this period, TheShadowLord, who had been gone due to his real life, returned, to find his account gone. TSL--who was, in fact, the real best member, since Ganon was actually only fooling himself with his silly delusions of grandeur--later learned that it was the filthy noob Molopoy who had deleted his account. He learned what else was new on the forums, and created a new account. Then he started going on about how the activity was dying, how the staff system had been screwed up, how the forum was going to dogs, and how the real Golden Ages had actually ended 10 months ago, which meant that everyone was having delusions of grandeur and that TSL was the only sane person there.
Last Edit: Jul 5, 2010 21:31:22 GMT by xShadowLordx
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages The golden age began to shine; the forum was filled with good members. The best of them was Ganon. However, he doesn't really factor into this story much. In this period, TheShadowLord, who had been gone due to his real life, returned, to find his account gone. TSL--who was, in fact, the real best member, since Ganon was actually only fooling himself with his silly delusions of grandeur--later learned that it was the filthy noob Molopoy who had deleted his account. He learned what else was new on the forums, and created a new account. Then he started going on about how the activity was dying, how the staff system had been screwed up, how the forum was going to dogs, and how the real Golden Ages had actually ended 10 months ago, which meant that everyone was having delusions of grandeur and that TSL was the only sane person there. Listo got annoyed at this and banned TSL.