I snap your left leg off and tape it to a melon. Then I remove your eye sockets but not the eyes themselves. I carefully rip out your intestines and replace them with 10 new, clean, white socks. I then rip out your tongue and place it...somewhere on your body, I forgot where. There! Now you have a reason to be confused! Good for you!
I fell on a razor sharp chicken sandwich, knocking my glass toe off.
I am the restless haunt of DBF.
I'm in ur walls, eetin' ur pilloes! So get away from mah corn! I'm in ur cornfield, WHISPERING IN UR EARS!!!