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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2011 9:09:44 GMT
Who said that? My irises are purple.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 14, 2011 21:48:38 GMT
Nice contacts you have there.
My leg is cut off...
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Post by Skribbblie on Sept 16, 2011 2:49:44 GMT
I cut the other one off so it doesn't feel as awkward to walk.
I am missing a third eye.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 16, 2011 3:24:57 GMT
I drill a hole into your head and force the eyeball in with a pair of pliers.
I am missing my legs.
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Post by Skribbblie on Sept 16, 2011 4:38:27 GMT
No you're not, they're still with you. Just...not attached. Stop whining.
I am deaf.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2011 23:43:34 GMT
Hearing aid. HELP MY LEGOS R ATAKING MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 17, 2011 5:18:13 GMT
You wake up from the dream.
I am consciously asleep.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Sept 17, 2011 7:13:33 GMT
I nullify the paradox by dividing by zero.
I hate irregular polygons.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 17, 2011 8:11:00 GMT
We give you amnesia and force you to believe that the whole Universe is an irregular polygon.
I am a drug dealer.
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Post by Skribbblie on Sept 17, 2011 18:41:30 GMT
That's great, I'll take 20 lbs. of cocaine.
I am WAAAAAAAAAAY too high...
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 17, 2011 19:02:22 GMT
I inject you with a sleeping serum... Oops, I overdosed.
I am now lonely inside of my mind.
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Post by Likep on Sept 17, 2011 19:03:58 GMT
I don't see a problem with that, so I send you to the therapist.
I ate my brother's foot.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 17, 2011 19:09:27 GMT
You don't seem to be sick, so they call the officers and you're arrested.
I have a case of tetanus.
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Post by Likep on Sept 17, 2011 20:58:30 GMT
Too bad for you.
I have a habit of eating people's feet.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 17, 2011 21:02:59 GMT
I don't understand why none of you are solving the problem, at least in alternate ways...
We decide to feed you feet until you throw up. Then, we place hairs into the feet and force feed you until you throw up again.
My skin is turning rainbow.
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Post by Likep on Sept 18, 2011 3:01:39 GMT
You ate too many skittles. Time for random unnecessary surgery.
I have an itch.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 18, 2011 5:23:02 GMT
You scratch it, which pops a muscle and breaks your back.
I am cold.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2011 7:20:37 GMT
It's winter and you're outside... *Tosses blanky to Drax* I feel dizzy.
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Post by Likep on Sept 18, 2011 19:05:00 GMT
No wonder. You've been hanging on to a ceiling fan for the last 5 hours. *Slaps sense into Lew*
I ate some pie.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 18, 2011 22:24:57 GMT
It was poisoned... Yeah, I don't even think that's a problem...
I have dysentery.
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Post by Skribbblie on Sept 24, 2011 2:56:04 GMT
Here's a hole to put anything that comes out of you, except for infants, I made a separate hole for that.
I have become caught between a rock and a hard place.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 24, 2011 9:50:55 GMT
You cut off your arm and eat it as well, then find out that your arm wasn't pinned to the wall in the first place.
I am hung on a tree and sprain my ankle.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2011 12:28:35 GMT
I'll untie you... oh, by the way, you were at the top of an ancient Redwood. I ate Subway. Blerh.
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Post by Likep on Sept 25, 2011 19:45:01 GMT
OH, GAWD. HE'S GUNNA PUKE. I'll get a mop, while you sit there in the corner and think twice about fast food.
I have a busted vein.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2011 23:57:54 GMT
We will put you in the patience ward while it heals itself. I fell off the top of a Redwood.
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Post by Likep on Sept 27, 2011 23:33:45 GMT
Oooh. Tough luck. You've healed, but we'll preform surgery just for the luls.
I have amnesia.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Sept 28, 2011 0:39:26 GMT
I amputate your brain. You now think your name is AP5 and make epic ball courses.
My.space.bar.is.broken.
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Post by Likep on Sept 28, 2011 0:43:18 GMT
This will require a big project with tech nerds, chainsaws, and giant donuts. We'll call you when it's done.
I'm being a little too random.
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Post by mdog95 on Sept 28, 2011 3:30:25 GMT
k
I don't like homework.
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Post by Likep on Sept 30, 2011 21:42:01 GMT
To get over this, we give you a LOT of homework. A LOT, LOT of homework. Can you hold all this? I have no avatar.
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