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Post by Skribbblie on Oct 15, 2011 22:58:07 GMT
You know, I'd help with my hands, but currently one is up Mdog's (something something) and one is up YOUR (something something), so I must resort to kicking the pig. It got angry and began attacking both of you.
My hands are still where they shouldn't be >.>
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Oct 16, 2011 7:12:35 GMT
Umph! Umph! PULL!! I'm afraid we must perform surgery to let this continue! *undergoes surgery* WTFISTHATGROWTH AHHITEFFINGGAVEMEFEVER
I have a fever.
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Post by Likep on Oct 17, 2011 0:13:28 GMT
Imma slap you till you stop being sick.
Skribbblie's hand is still stuck inside my asshole, and I have an itch.
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Post by Skribbblie on Oct 17, 2011 4:31:38 GMT
I bite your ass, did that help?
Someone get my hands out...
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Oct 18, 2011 0:23:01 GMT
I did, but in the process your nose got stuck in. Don't blame me, you were on Novocain and shoved your nose there.
My hand is stuck in mdog's nose.
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Post by Likep on Oct 22, 2011 0:39:39 GMT
It looks just like Skribbblie's hand stuck in our asses. Now we're all screwed.
I'm coughing.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 22, 2011 10:21:53 GMT
Is that a problem? Now, clean up that red stuff you've splattered all over the floor. I'm addicted to drawing mechs.
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Post by Likep on Oct 22, 2011 17:10:47 GMT
k.
I dropped my pie.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2011 6:08:58 GMT
Five second rule! I have accursed Nonjitis.
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Post by mdog95 on Oct 24, 2011 15:40:21 GMT
lol
I am tired.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2011 10:08:05 GMT
HAVE MOAR COFFEEEEE! I'm bored.
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Post by Skribbblie on Oct 25, 2011 23:02:13 GMT
I grin and take out a surgical saw.
"Pardon me good sir, but I'm just going to cut you open and take the mass amounts of pure science essence that my friends here told me was inside you."
*nobody else there*
"Yes, see? Look, the anesthetics even taste like cookies. Try it!"
*puts you to sleep*
"Well that was easy. CUTTING TIME!"
I have SCHIZOPHRENIA! And terrible eyesight.
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Post by mdog95 on Oct 25, 2011 23:29:51 GMT
I give you laser eye surgery and then lock you up in a mental institution.
It's supposed to snow, but it's only raining right now.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Oct 26, 2011 3:41:42 GMT
I pour freezing cold ice cubes down your back to make you feel better. I don't have any more water to make Popsicles out of juice.
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Post by mdog95 on Oct 26, 2011 4:00:08 GMT
I think you need help. Take this drug I found.
I like to have a normal sleep schedule.
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Post by GloveParty on Oct 26, 2011 4:09:44 GMT
Sure, I give you a normal sleep schedule- for one that is dead.
Submarine Shrine Boss frozded me D:
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Post by mdog95 on Oct 26, 2011 5:39:13 GMT
I don't feel like listening to your problems. Take it to somebody else.
I'm dead and very unoriginal.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Oct 26, 2011 5:53:57 GMT
That's gneiss.
I am addicted to using rock names to replace similar words in my typing.
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Post by Skribbblie on Oct 26, 2011 5:57:50 GMT
It's a great skill, don't take it for granite. Just try to avoid slating the obvious.
I am an enabler to people with problems.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Oct 26, 2011 6:04:34 GMT
It's all okay, we're all having fun here.
I see no motive to mica new problem.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Nov 5, 2011 0:01:58 GMT
You are mandated to attend an english course.
I work up with a flash of perspective.
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Post by Skribbblie on Nov 7, 2011 1:18:19 GMT
I'd help ya, but that flash is totally blinding me, dude.
My retinas! They burn!
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Nov 7, 2011 4:58:35 GMT
I take your eyes out, pour water all over them, and shove 'em back in. Oops, sorry about your nerve.
My hands are covered with eye goo.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2011 8:17:39 GMT
Here's some sugar, and... enjoy! I have a sudden longing to play Minecraft Survival Mode on Normal Difficulty setting.
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Post by Skribbblie on Nov 10, 2011 19:55:41 GMT
A creeper spawner spontaneously manifests on your spawn point!
And my eyes can't see again.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2011 22:19:34 GMT
Just wait a few more years until they perfect those bionic ones. In the meantime... *Reveals giant surgical laser* I wanna get Minecraft but my computer's too friggin slow.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Nov 19, 2011 23:48:45 GMT
I perform surgery on your computer, but accidentally broked it while using iodine on it.
I can't find any way to put a rock type in this sentence.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2011 2:14:02 GMT
Teehee. AP5 braked my computer!
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Post by Likep on Nov 22, 2011 23:03:31 GMT
k.
My computer is too slow.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Nov 23, 2011 7:07:35 GMT
I really feel like you are just being unimaginative now and ruining the thread for some other members... I use teh banhammer, so it doesn't matter if your computer is slow
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