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Post by Zrined on Jul 2, 2012 6:43:36 GMT
I laugh at you because you do things half-assed.
I have a fork in my eye.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jul 3, 2012 6:01:16 GMT
I laugh at you and use said fork to devour your body.
I AM CHOKING ON A FORK! GAKH! URK! GLARKHH!!!
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Post by Zrined on Jul 3, 2012 6:39:09 GMT
I add a knife and spoon to complete the set.
I need my leg amputated.
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Post by Hachi1 on Jul 3, 2012 8:10:53 GMT
The hospital is low on 'stuff' in general, so we have to use the old method of 'cut it off with a saw, shove something in mouth to release "chew pain". As you probably expected, on our first attempt we cut off the wrong leg.
I have a sore throat
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Post by Zrined on Jul 3, 2012 8:14:13 GMT
I cut your arm off to make you forget about the pain.
I need a heart transplant.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jul 3, 2012 21:25:54 GMT
I move your heart to a bucket. Technically, you did not specify which definition of "transplant" you needed, so I moved your heart, "from one place to another".
I have, sadly, given myself a headache from slaughtering children who were holding glass bottles filled with chloroform and ethanol, jumping on a trampoline, and reciting "L'Internationale"; backwards, in French, then forwards, in Russian, then garbled together in some dialect of Swahili, and repeating.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2012 10:34:19 GMT
I remove your brain the Ancient Egyptian way. Nothing to swell inside the head equals no pain! I have a cold sore.
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Post by Skribbblie on Aug 2, 2012 1:41:04 GMT
I set it on fire and make it a hot sore.
I dropped my purse! And then I died of a heart attack! But I came back! And now I have a pencil stuck in my arm!
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Post by Zrined on Aug 2, 2012 2:59:27 GMT
I remove the pencil by taking a hammer and driving the pencil all the way through, pulling it out the other side.
I have a snake in my boot.
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Post by Skribbblie on Aug 2, 2012 3:11:05 GMT
I put your foot in the boot because that is obviously where it should be.
I have a train in my ear.
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