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Post by Rabidbadger on Oct 13, 2010 17:54:23 GMT
I lock you in a room with Justin Bieber. Muahahaha!!!!!My font keeps changing.
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Post by aWeSum on Oct 14, 2010 1:02:35 GMT
My Lawyer: "Sir, this is a hospital, not a computer repair shop."
i've got clean white socks for intestines!(actually, they're bloody now)
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Post by Skribbblie on Oct 14, 2010 5:47:31 GMT
I replace the clean white socks, which are actually bloody, with dirty socks.
I can't remember where I put my socks...so now I have a headache.
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Post by ~Memzak~ on Oct 14, 2010 14:37:36 GMT
I drill into your head and place ice inside your skull. That should make it a bit better.
Oh great, now I'm tired.
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Post by ganondorfchampin on Oct 14, 2010 23:19:17 GMT
I "put you to sleep."
I got fired and committed suicide.
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Post by Artifact123 on Oct 16, 2010 7:29:09 GMT
I organise a funeral.
I miss Ganon.
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Post by Skribbblie on Oct 17, 2010 1:37:49 GMT
I shoot you in the head, and I don't miss. Now you won't miss anymore either.
I have been stabbed with a chainsaw in my foot, destroying my glass toe.
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Post by Elmach on Oct 17, 2010 4:24:24 GMT
I get you a new glass toe.
I need to know where a pumpkin is.
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Post by Artifact123 on Oct 17, 2010 5:54:17 GMT
I give you the answer: I ate them all!
My stomach hurts... I think i ate too much pumpkins.
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Post by Skribbblie on Oct 22, 2010 0:41:40 GMT
I cut open your stomach with a rusty machete, then replace the pumpkins with watermelons. I then make a lame attempt to sew your stomach back together with a sewing machine.
I lost my sewing machine, causing AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAUGH!!!!!!
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Post by Artifact123 on Oct 29, 2010 6:53:14 GMT
You left it in my stomach. Now i poop it out. There ya go.
I want 10 K Dan-Balls so i can buy a custom board.
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Post by Qwerty333 on Nov 2, 2010 1:37:22 GMT
I give you 10K invisobucks.
I just got badly maimed by hurricane dicksmasher.
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Post by Skribbblie on Nov 19, 2010 2:26:18 GMT
I change the hurricane's name to Charles von Lumbert.
I have my sewing machine. It's a piece of crap and it doesn't work! I am still afflicted by AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAUGH!!!!!!
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Post by Artifact123 on Nov 19, 2010 6:48:10 GMT
I bring you to another Doctor, since i'm too lazy to get off my keester.
I got a post-traumatic stress syndrome cause nobody buys stuff in my Shop. C'mon! Could you at least buy a Boost Pack?
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Post by ~Memzak~ on Nov 19, 2010 7:43:31 GMT
I take a hammer and whack you on the head so you forget who you are. Problem solved.
I am irritated with potatoes.
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Post by Artifact123 on Nov 19, 2010 15:13:54 GMT
I turn you into a potato, making you immune.
I want more Badges.
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Post by Skribbblie on Nov 24, 2010 1:05:46 GMT
I pin a badge on you, but the pin pierces your heart and hurts like hell.
I am covered head-to-toe in blood. And my left kidney hurts.
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Post by Artifact123 on Nov 24, 2010 14:52:22 GMT
I saw you to pieces. Now there is nothing left to hurt.
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Post by Skribbblie on Nov 24, 2010 18:44:26 GMT
I see you are suffering from explosive diarrhea. Oh well, I have no arms or legs left to give you the medicine. You'll die in a few minutes anyways.
I have been cut to pieces, covered in Artifact's blood as well as mine, and I cannot find my kidney. Which still hurts, by the way.
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Post by Artifact123 on Nov 24, 2010 19:49:02 GMT
I use my explosive diarrhea to propel me as a rocket to the medicine and drink it. Now that's better. I pull of the Badge and cover my chest in bio-foam. I give you anesthesia, put you in a bath to clean off the blood, cover the places where your arms and legs tended to be in bio-foam, wait till it dries up and give you robotic feet and arms.
I feel tired.
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Post by Skribbblie on Nov 24, 2010 22:40:40 GMT
I euthanize you. Sleep well!
My robotic butt itches.
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Post by Artifact123 on Nov 27, 2010 9:21:38 GMT
I reprogram your brain to not feel anything.
I'm bored.
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Post by Qwerty333 on Nov 29, 2010 2:20:31 GMT
I reprogram your brain to not feel anything. I'm bored. I throw a slinky at you and tell you to push it down the stairs. My leg was torn off and my neck is severed.
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Post by Skribbblie on Nov 29, 2010 4:08:40 GMT
I replace your leg with my robotic one, then take your real leg and use it as mine. I duct tape your neck.
I have only one real body part.
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Post by Artifact123 on Dec 3, 2010 12:40:40 GMT
I give you all human parts of Qwerty333 and i give your robotic parts to him.
I'm bored.
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Post by Skribbblie on Dec 4, 2010 2:35:13 GMT
I make stuff explode. What fun.
The stuff I exploded were Qwerty333's body parts. Now I have chunks of metal in my face. What fun.
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Post by Artifact123 on Dec 4, 2010 6:50:08 GMT
I COMPLETELY re-robotize you.
I am even more bored...
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Post by DISTURBED on Dec 5, 2010 19:08:09 GMT
I steal your boredness and eat it.
I have a piece of a knife in my sandwich.
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Post by Qwerty333 on Dec 5, 2010 19:59:18 GMT
I eat the knife.
I ate a knife.
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Post by Elmach on Dec 5, 2010 22:06:11 GMT
You regurgitate the knife on me.
Someone regurgitated a knife on me.
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