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Post by Fringe Pioneer on Jun 13, 2011 5:23:18 GMT
I give you an ice pack and have you rest for a day.
My finger has a papercut. Shall we go about treating the papercut correctly?
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jun 13, 2011 5:44:59 GMT
Nope. I rip out your hair and wrap it around your paper cut. I don't know what color GV's hair is.
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Post by mdog95 on Jun 13, 2011 14:14:21 GMT
I rip out your eyes and bring them to GV so you can look at it.
I have a tummy ache.
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Post by -The Universe- on Jun 13, 2011 15:03:39 GMT
I attack your head so you have a head ache instead.
I pulled a muscle
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Post by mdog95 on Jun 13, 2011 15:05:32 GMT
I cut it out so it doesn't hurt anymore.
I'm having a brain fart.
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Post by -The Universe- on Jun 13, 2011 15:28:05 GMT
I give you a brain transplant, but you died in the middle of it.
mdog cut my leg off
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Post by mdog95 on Jun 13, 2011 15:36:29 GMT
I cut the other one off so your one leg isn't alone.
I am hungreh.
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Post by -The Universe- on Jun 13, 2011 15:49:27 GMT
I feed you acid
I am hungry.
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Post by mdog95 on Jun 13, 2011 16:07:08 GMT
I drain it by cutting your abdomen open.
I have a cold.
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Post by mdog95 on Jun 13, 2011 16:11:13 GMT
I give your brain 10,000 volts so it thinks better.
I am sad.
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Post by mdog95 on Jun 13, 2011 18:54:01 GMT
I give you 100,000 volts so you don't think about those 10,000 I gave you earlier.
My stomach is filled with rocks.
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Post by -The Universe- on Jun 13, 2011 19:22:04 GMT
I throw rock with upload ideas on them a you.
I have a cactus in my stomach.
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Post by mdog95 on Jun 14, 2011 1:13:42 GMT
Somebody finds it and throws it at your face.
My stomach is slashed.
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Post by -The Universe- on Jun 14, 2011 2:39:20 GMT
I remove your stomach
I fell off a cliff.
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Post by Draxorion on Jun 14, 2011 6:52:41 GMT
You wake up from your flashback, and find yourself dead from a fall off of a cliff.
My skin has rotted, and multiple parts of my limb muscles have become infested with bacteria that slowly kill the cells inside.
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Post by mdog95 on Jun 14, 2011 14:18:11 GMT
I kill you so you don't have to deal with it.
I need a stomach.
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Post by Draxorion on Jun 15, 2011 2:36:02 GMT
I give you an exorcism that sends your unsettled spirit to the Underworld.
I am tortured for eternity.
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Post by -The Universe- on Jun 15, 2011 18:17:19 GMT
I kill you so it doesn't bother you anymore.
I wish to think of perfect ideas for PG.
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Post by Draxorion on Jun 15, 2011 22:49:32 GMT
I put you to sleep forever.
I am mentally and visually weak, and cannot control my body.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jun 15, 2011 23:18:36 GMT
I make you spiritually weak as well to complete the trio.
I don't know what color GV's eyes are.
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Post by mdog95 on Jun 16, 2011 1:13:58 GMT
I throw one of them at your face, and the eyeball splatters on contact, so you never find out.
I have a disease where I feel the urge to stare at lamps.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jun 16, 2011 4:38:27 GMT
I brighten the lamp so you are blinded and it is futile for you to stare at it.
I'm a woman.
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Post by mdog95 on Jun 16, 2011 4:52:38 GMT
I accuse you of being a witch and have you hung.
I'm blind.
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Post by Artifact123 on Jun 16, 2011 6:30:12 GMT
I give you my eyes.
Now i'm blind.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jun 16, 2011 6:44:00 GMT
I turn into 7 eyeballs. You take me and stuff me into your eyesockets so your head inplodes.
I suck at casting Patronuses.
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Post by Artifact123 on Jun 16, 2011 13:40:24 GMT
I force you to read Harry Potter III 547 times.
I have no head.
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Post by mdog95 on Jun 16, 2011 15:59:29 GMT
I give you a T-Rex skull.
Somebody stole my T-Rex skull.
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Post by Draxorion on Jun 16, 2011 17:09:12 GMT
I inject you with a neurotoxin to add to the unhappiness...
I am depressed.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jun 16, 2011 22:40:49 GMT
I give you amnesia so you aren't stressed anymore.
I have too much junk in my room that is fire-resistant.
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Post by Draxorion on Jun 17, 2011 2:14:34 GMT
I light everything on fire to prove that they aren't.
I am unable to make good signatures.
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