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Post by Skribbblie on Sept 17, 2011 18:44:52 GMT
Granted, the answer makes your head go boom.
I wish I knew what answer made his head go boom so I could do that to other people.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 17, 2011 19:05:30 GMT
Granted. You learned of the answer and your head exploded as well...
... I wish that we did not have to wish for anything.
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Post by kingpin0422 on Sept 18, 2011 2:27:24 GMT
Granted, but the game ended and everyone hates you.
I wish I could burn people.
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Post by Likep on Sept 18, 2011 2:37:46 GMT
Granted. But you don't know how to control your powers and end up burning yourself.
I wish to kill my little brother.
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Post by kingpin0422 on Sept 18, 2011 2:40:58 GMT
Granted, but you don't have a little brother.
I wish I was dead.
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Post by Likep on Sept 18, 2011 2:42:28 GMT
Granted. You're dead. WAY TO GO GENIUS.
I wish that I was on the moon
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Post by kingpin0422 on Sept 18, 2011 2:51:23 GMT
Granted, but there was a bomb on the moon, and you exploded.
I wish I could run fast.
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Post by Likep on Sept 18, 2011 2:54:36 GMT
Granted. But you run so fast that you crash into a brick wall... lined with barbed wire... That's gonna leave a mark.
I wish for no more school.
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Post by kingpin0422 on Sept 18, 2011 3:03:53 GMT
Granted, but the planet needs it, and Earth explodes because of you.
I wish I could wish for a wish.
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Post by Likep on Sept 18, 2011 3:05:47 GMT
Granted. That wish was for a chainsaw in your face.
I wish for a piano.
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Post by kingpin0422 on Sept 18, 2011 3:16:07 GMT
Granted. The piano falls on you.
I wish for a knife in my ears.
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Post by Likep on Sept 18, 2011 3:23:53 GMT
Granted. Now you're dead. NICE JOB, EINSTEIN.
I wish for some cheese
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Post by kingpin0422 on Sept 18, 2011 3:31:29 GMT
Granted. I give you poisonous cheese.
I wish to explode.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 18, 2011 5:14:42 GMT
Granted. You combust instead.
I wish that I had no avatar.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2011 7:30:01 GMT
Granted. You have an image in the newly-implanted "image" box which takes the place of avatars. I wish I had a Tenor Saxophone.
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Post by kingpin0422 on Sept 18, 2011 12:42:56 GMT
Granted, it made you explode.
I wish I was the king of England.
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Post by Likep on Sept 18, 2011 14:25:53 GMT
Granted. But you're so terrible at it that an angry mob kills you.
I wish for some, ordinary, nonflammable, nonpoisonous pie.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 18, 2011 22:30:40 GMT
Granted. It's made of an ingredient that you're allergic to.
I wish that I could eat the cake.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2011 6:00:33 GMT
Granted. It contains a flesh-eating virus. I wish Kingpin didn't always use stupid, uncreative consequences to wish-granting.
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Post by kingpin0422 on Sept 19, 2011 22:39:22 GMT
Granted. The entire planet explodes, and everyone dies as a result. Way to go, genius. You doomed us all, and made the universe fall apart.
I wish I could teleport anywhere on the planet.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 20, 2011 6:52:41 GMT
Granted, you teleport anywhere on the planet, except you can't control where you teleport...
I wish that I were to die of hyperventilation.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2011 5:51:11 GMT
Granted. The entire planet explodes, and everyone dies as a result. Way to go, genius. You doomed us all, and made the universe fall apart. I wish I could teleport anywhere on the planet. See, this is EXACTLY what I'm talking about.
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Post by mdog95 on Sept 21, 2011 5:56:07 GMT
Granted, but it takes you a whole 100 Neptune years to do it. You have fun with that.
I wish I had a better computer than this one that can't break, get lost, or get stolen.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2011 21:47:16 GMT
Granted. It DOES, however, have the ability to destroy your room. I wish for nothing.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Sept 21, 2011 22:16:28 GMT
Granted. You got nothing. You ate it.
I wish my calculator could divide by zero and give me a real result.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2011 8:06:37 GMT
Granted. The result reads so big on the calculator that it blows up. I wish for a player course.
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Post by Likep on Sept 22, 2011 22:50:36 GMT
Granted, but you forget that you haven't played PG in 578 years, and it turns out so nooby, hat Dan-Ball explodes.
I wish for a new computer.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Sept 23, 2011 13:33:06 GMT
Granted. You peed on it.
IMEANWUT
I wish for a signature better than Likep's (although the coloration of the words is HIDEOUS)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2011 21:39:51 GMT
Granted. It's so good your contacts shatter and you go blind. I wish for a virtual life PG.
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Post by Dark God on Sept 23, 2011 22:49:20 GMT
Granted but you go as fast as the speed of light and die instantly. I wish I had pie.
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