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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Sept 23, 2011 23:58:21 GMT
...contacts don't shatter... they're bendy...
Granted, it was rhubarb pie.
I wish for a berry pie that I won't be in pain/die from and be able to eat it...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2011 1:15:55 GMT
...contacts could go brittle, though... couldn't they? Granted. It simply makes you nonexistent. I wish for nothing. Hey, what happened to denials?
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Post by Skribbblie on Sept 24, 2011 2:18:18 GMT
Granted, you get death, eternal nothingness death.
I wish that I was a sweaty creepy balding man on a street corner cutting little words out of his newspaper.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 24, 2011 9:42:07 GMT
Granted. You happen to be someone who is defusing a bomb, in the distant future, and are a hero to the people, although in disguise at the moment.
I wish I were a hero.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2011 12:23:27 GMT
Granted. You sacrifice yourself to save a family of hedgehogs. I wish for water.
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Post by Likep on Sept 25, 2011 19:47:19 GMT
Granted. It was creek water that we forgot to boil.
I wish for no homework.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2011 23:59:19 GMT
Granted. We'll give you assignments instead. I wish for pyrokinesis.
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Post by Likep on Sept 27, 2011 23:32:00 GMT
Granted, but I don't know what that means, so I give you an angry grizzly bear. Good luck trying to feed it.
I wish for a faster computer.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2011 4:22:06 GMT
Granted. You can no longer play PG for the 1000FPS it currently has. I wish for infinite wishes.
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Post by Likep on Sept 30, 2011 21:38:36 GMT
Granted, but you run out of things to wish for.
I wish for 1000 danballs
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2011 0:57:42 GMT
Denied. You get 1,000,000 and your computer crashes from the sheer amount. I wish for nothing.
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Post by Likep on Oct 1, 2011 1:06:12 GMT
Granted. We give you so much nothing that you disappear.
I wish to open a shop.
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Post by Skribbblie on Oct 5, 2011 3:49:20 GMT
Granted, you are robbed blind by a pack of feral wallabies and are left with only a spoon to your name. With that spoon, you viciously suicide by sharpening the spoon and slicing your wrists. You slowly bleed out and die alone. Then the wallabies come back and feast on your body.
I wish I could be even more spontaneously random.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Oct 5, 2011 4:44:15 GMT
Granted. You're so spontaneous that you went through spontaneous schrödinger combustion and are now in limbo.
I wish that the Earth's moon would stop spiraling outward and start to spiral inward at the same rate that it spirals outward today.
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Post by Likep on Oct 7, 2011 23:59:53 GMT
Granted, but what you don't realize is that one tiny change like that will destroy the universe.
I wish I wasn't so lazy.
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Post by mdog95 on Oct 10, 2011 13:32:50 GMT
Granted. You become so un-lazy that you accomplish everything you need to and more until you're the richest man alive... then somebody kills you for your money.
I wish the computers at school weren't such pieces of crap.
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Post by Likep on Oct 10, 2011 19:10:27 GMT
Granted. They're peices of shit.
I wish my Birthday was today.
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Post by Skribbblie on Oct 12, 2011 4:27:25 GMT
It was, and you missed it. Oh no, they cut the cake. I told them not to, but they did anyway. Oh well.
I wish hell was a myth and heaven was pretty dang sweet.
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Post by Likep on Oct 14, 2011 23:12:16 GMT
Granted. To prove it to you, we kill you.
I wish for a faster phone.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Oct 16, 2011 7:09:55 GMT
Granted. It moved physically faster and zoomed towards you when you ordered it. Needless to say, it hit you, and it was very painful.
I wish I underwent extreme pain for eternity.
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Post by Likep on Oct 17, 2011 0:05:36 GMT
Granted. Dunno why you wished for that, but, hey, that's your problem, not mine.
I wish to finish my PG upload.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2011 5:58:30 GMT
Granted. It's so horrible that you are spammed and flamed for the rest of you life. I wish for at least a few customers in my shop.
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Post by Skribbblie on Oct 17, 2011 6:04:38 GMT
Granted. The few customers in your shop refuse to buy anything as part of the Occupy Wall Street Protests.
I wish I never ever ever ever got math homework.
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Post by Likep on Oct 17, 2011 22:23:30 GMT
Granted. But the school thinks this is "unfair" so they give you 491 times more homework in every other subject.
I wish to beat the final level of SR.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Oct 18, 2011 0:17:14 GMT
Granted. You hacked into my account where I have already beaten it. I flame and smite you for the rest of my life.
I wish to be smited exactly once in the next decade, and exalted exactly five times in the next ten minutes, all legal and within all past and present and future forum/world rules.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2011 6:42:08 GMT
Granted. The perfections that ensue cause the forum to crash for some reason. I wish to make a huge, perfect, pixel art map that looks good but will not mentally or physically harm anybody in any way.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Oct 18, 2011 13:28:34 GMT
Granted. It looked good, in the opinion of a dog. In reality, you made it on PG and forgot to turn it to BG-gray. Repeated deletion requests and smiting ensue.
I wish to poop exactly once tomorrow.
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Post by Likep on Oct 22, 2011 0:49:28 GMT
Granted. But your constipated. What a waste of a wish.
I wish for some pie.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 22, 2011 10:20:01 GMT
Okay, here you go. It contains the cause of your allergic reactions and IT'S NOT POISONED. Certain parts of information may not be correct. I wish the Virtual Console Super Mario World could be played with the Wiimote and Nunchuck so I don't have to buy the stupid classic controller.
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Post by Likep on Oct 22, 2011 17:08:57 GMT
Granted. But this version is 15x more. Coughing up the money, you are delighted. Then you get a classic controller for your birthday. Money-waster.
I wish for school to be over. Now.
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