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Post by AlchmistFaust on Jun 30, 2012 17:44:04 GMT
Granted, but it's a lame one.
I wish that what happens to me because of this wish also happens to the warper.
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Post by Zrined on Jun 30, 2012 17:48:22 GMT
Granted. He gets a new toy, you get a broken toy.
I wish for everyone to lose The Game.
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Post by Alonso on Jun 30, 2012 23:05:42 GMT
Granted it is now called amard I wish to die by a cake.
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Post by Zrined on Jul 1, 2012 2:00:48 GMT
Granted it happens in the past when you were a child and they revived you.
I wish for a TARDIS.
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Post by AlchmistFaust on Jul 1, 2012 2:22:10 GMT
Granted. You'll get your Tiny Aardvark Rave Dancer Improptu Simulator.
I wish my next wish will be a bad thing for me.
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Post by Zrined on Jul 1, 2012 2:37:23 GMT
Granted. I don't know who you are so "Me" is irrelevant, congratulations, your neighbor Steve was just brutally murdered and you are the prime suspect.
I wish my name was Steven.
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Post by Hachi1 on Jul 1, 2012 4:27:03 GMT
Granted. but everyone still calls you with the nickname - 'PooMan'
I wish my cold would get better
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Post by Skribbblie on Jul 2, 2012 6:11:01 GMT
Granted, it DOES get better, but that Kansas-sized boil on your face certainly doesn't. Can you even breathe?
I wish this planet would slow down its rotation and LET ME OFF THIS CRAZY THING!
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Post by Zrined on Jul 2, 2012 6:41:38 GMT
Granted. Due to uninformed science fiction writers, when the planet stops, time ceases to move Forward and you are unable to exit.
I wish I was a Moderator.
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Post by Alonso on Jul 3, 2012 8:53:07 GMT
Granted. You are danballs moderater but only in your dreAms for a nonexistent board. I wish for a real life Pokemon, who is loyal to be and cannot hurt me.
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Post by Zrined on Jul 3, 2012 8:56:42 GMT
Granted. Said Pokémon is unable to move.
I wish I was Moderator of DBF of an existent board that everyone loves.
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Post by AlchmistFaust on Jul 3, 2012 8:59:45 GMT
Granted, but every time you ban someone, a petition is made to stop you and a 100 page thread is made to appeal the ban.
I wish the drama would stop.
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Post by Zrined on Jul 3, 2012 9:06:31 GMT
Granted. I go back in time to prevent the development of drama in modern society. When I come back to my time, stopping drama had resulted in the non-existence of the DBF, and more expensive pies. (The chain reaction of 'change' formed by time travel) I wish I could speel.
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Post by AlchmistFaust on Jul 3, 2012 9:11:42 GMT
grantid but you spel liek mi
I wihs I wanst so dysxelic
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Post by Zrined on Jul 3, 2012 9:22:56 GMT
Ganrdet. Own uroy vnee mero lxeisdyc.
I wish that post wasn't so hard to type.
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Post by Alonso on Jul 3, 2012 17:39:38 GMT
Granted, in opposite world, I wish The mafia win in this current game on this forum, for real in real time in real life.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jul 31, 2012 0:05:03 GMT
Granted, they do, but nobody knows because everyone who knew never existed as far as you don't know.
I wish I had a soviet robot.
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Post by Zrined on Jul 31, 2012 6:12:36 GMT
Granted you Commie bastard, you take your robot for a long walk on a beach. A private beach, you are arrested for trespassing.
I wish I could have more wishes that were useable and did not come with any relatively negative (to me) side effects.
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Post by Skribbblie on Aug 2, 2012 1:44:16 GMT
Granted, you get more useable non-negatively affecting wishes. However, you drop them on the ground and they get stepped on. They then become... warped.
I wish I could bend a spoon with my mind.
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