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Post by Rock on Oct 21, 2010 1:59:03 GMT
Granted, but it becomes so popular that someone puts a virus in it and it gets deleted and the virus that jumps out of your computer and eats you.
I wish I didn't have to wake up before 7:00 am for school.
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Post by ~Memzak~ on Oct 21, 2010 6:11:36 GMT
-.- Denied, because I have to do it too.
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Post by Rock on Oct 21, 2010 20:51:49 GMT
You get shot by a drunken lemur for not wishing.
I wish my previous wish hadn't been denied.
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Post by Skribbblie on Oct 22, 2010 0:38:10 GMT
Granted. Instead, you wake up at 6:59 PM. And you are 50 years older.
I wish I would get shot by a drunken lemur...
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Post by Rock on Oct 23, 2010 0:57:40 GMT
Denied, you get shot by a drunken baboon and die.
I wish I had an iPhone.
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Post by kuraikiba on Oct 23, 2010 1:01:06 GMT
Denied, The IPhone shoots you.
I wish I wasn't hated.
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Post by Rock on Oct 23, 2010 1:27:59 GMT
Denied, and you are the victim of a hate murder.
I wish the iPhone hadn't shot me.
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Post by kuraikiba on Oct 23, 2010 1:44:11 GMT
Granted. It bit you, then shot you.
I wish Rock was nicer to me.
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Post by Rock on Oct 26, 2010 23:44:03 GMT
Granted...but you got banned (loljknotreally)
I wish I could have the Original Member Badge.
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Post by ~Memzak~ on Oct 27, 2010 11:31:38 GMT
Denied, you were not an original member. Don't worry, you'll be remembered for other things.
I with that everytime QwertyuiopThePie posted, he would loose 4 DBs which would all be transfered into my account.
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Post by Rock on Oct 27, 2010 18:10:46 GMT
Granted, but Qwerty got so mad, he deleted the forums, and we had to move. AGAIN.
I wish I would be promoted to a position where I could edit badges, so I can update the badges in people's sigs.
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Post by ganondorfchampin on Oct 27, 2010 18:26:09 GMT
Granted, but you get banned. (Last time you got your wish denied and the wish you granted came true. I don't want that to happen.)
I wish this wish will be denied AND I will die.
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Post by Elmach on Oct 27, 2010 20:56:09 GMT
Denied. You don't die. In fact, you never will die. You are to be tortured for eternity.
(I saw your point.)
I wish that this wish will be denied, AND (I will die OR I will be tortured)
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Post by Rock on Oct 27, 2010 21:05:49 GMT
Granted, and you are killed by being bled to death with paper cuts made by a post-it.
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Post by Elmach on Oct 27, 2010 22:00:37 GMT
But you didn't deny it!
Self-contradicter.
What's your wish?
Ah well.
An apple falls from the sky and hits Rock.
I wish that this wish shall not be voided.
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Post by ~Memzak~ on Oct 28, 2010 6:23:52 GMT
Denied and you get eaten to death by kittens.
I wish that a mutant would eat TSL's brain and become a new mutant thus spreading the plague of mutanism?
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Post by Elmach on Oct 29, 2010 4:39:53 GMT
Neither Granted nor Denied, as your wish was a question.
FALSE.
I.E. a mutant does not eat TSL's brain. It eats yours.
I wish that this wish shall be denied AND (I will die OR I will be tortured)
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Post by Skribbblie on Nov 20, 2010 21:16:06 GMT
Granted. Or denied. I'm not sure. My head hurts. You...DIE ANYWAYS! FROM EXCESSIVE TORTURE! GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I wish I could speak to this one girl more often.
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Post by Rock on Nov 22, 2010 3:00:44 GMT
Granted, but you accidentally offend her and she bites your head off.
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Post by Skribbblie on Nov 24, 2010 1:03:24 GMT
Granted.
I wish that everyone's Christmas/Atheistmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/(OTHER HOLIDAY), is a happy one. Including mine.
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Post by Rabidbadger on Nov 24, 2010 18:08:00 GMT
Denied. I put Santa in a room with Justin Bieber and he suicides. > I wish that the person who denies this has his head eaten by an evil llama.
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Post by Skribbblie on Nov 24, 2010 18:48:26 GMT
Granted. By "the person who denies this", I figured it was you denying MY wish. So, your head has been eaten by an evil llama.
I wish Minecraft had another super-awesome update coming out in one day.
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Post by ganondorfchampin on Nov 28, 2010 16:43:03 GMT
Granted, but it crashes minecraft forever.
I wish I had snow.
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Post by Skribbblie on Nov 29, 2010 1:35:18 GMT
Granted. You get 1 cubic meter of non-regenerating snow with a torch next to it. Oops, it melted. Oh well.
I wish that Starcraft 2 REALLY sucked less. What a useless piece of crap.
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Post by Rock on Dec 3, 2010 23:26:27 GMT
Granted, but you get so sucked into it, you don't notice a serial killer walk into your house and you get killed.
I wish nothing could happen as a result of this wish.
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Post by Skribbblie on Dec 4, 2010 2:36:43 GMT
Granted. Nothing will ever happen again.
I wish Rock was more like Sand.
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Post by Fireball9903 on Dec 4, 2010 3:01:29 GMT
Granted,now you can kick rock around the beach.
I wish I was at the beach...
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Post by Elmach on Dec 4, 2010 21:52:47 GMT
Granted. You are now in the beach. You suffocate to death.
I wish that something good will happen to me as a result of this wish.
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Post by Buggy793 on Dec 4, 2010 23:00:24 GMT
Granted. You got a wish granted. Hooray!
I wish that this stupid assignment at school would finish itself.
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Post by Elmach on Dec 5, 2010 0:17:11 GMT
Granted. It finished itself off. You have to write it again. I wish that this wish will not have a bad side effect.
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