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Post by Skribbblie on Dec 6, 2010 1:18:04 GMT
Granted. You die. No bad side effects, just one main effect.
I wish I could turn water into wine and bread into BOOZE!
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Post by ganondorfchampin on Dec 10, 2010 17:21:28 GMT
Denied. You die.
I wish this wish will not be corrupted.
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Post by Elmach on Dec 10, 2010 23:33:29 GMT
Denied. You die.
I wish that this wish would be denied OR that no bad effect would result from the wish.
(Logical OR, there. The wish would be granted if it was denied, and/or if no bad effect would result from the wish. The wish would be denied if it was granted and a bad effect would result from the wish.)
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Post by Skribbblie on Dec 11, 2010 2:55:58 GMT
Denied, your wish was not denied. OH SNA-*BOOM*-P.
I wish that wishes could never be denied ever again cuz it ruins the game.
And I wish for a billion french bulldogs to appear in my neighbor's yard, just cuz.
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Post by Rock on Dec 11, 2010 13:11:01 GMT
Granted, but you accidentally make to slow, so we all freeze to death from the lack of sun's warmth.
I wish it was christmas already.
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Post by Skribbblie on Dec 13, 2010 4:05:29 GMT
Granted, but you spend the entire holiday locked in the basement by your abusive parents. Again.
I wish I had an aspirin right now.
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Post by Rabidbadger on Dec 17, 2010 17:09:42 GMT
Granted, but the aspirin is cut with botulinum toxin. I wish that I had just made a wish.
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Post by Skribbblie on Dec 17, 2010 23:34:33 GMT
Granted, the wish you wished you'd just wished was for a one ton box of cabbage to land on you.
I wish I could.
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Post by Rock on Dec 20, 2010 21:45:45 GMT
Granted. But then you die of natural causes.
I wish i hadn't just dropped my iPod touch 4G 32GB.
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Post by Skribbblie on Dec 21, 2010 5:53:39 GMT
Granted. Instead, you THREW your iPod Touch 4G 32GB at a wall of quite solid concrete covered in magnets.
I wish I had an iPod Touch 4G 32GB.
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Post by Rock on Dec 29, 2010 18:26:17 GMT
Granted, but it was the one I just threw at a wall of quite solid concrete covered in magnets.
I wish my parents weren't so controlling.
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Post by Skribbblie on Dec 30, 2010 0:00:00 GMT
Granted, they can control nothing. The house falls into disrepair, they have to live off your bank account and you end up having to take care of them with your own money. And just for kicks, I'm going to make them your exact age and health, so they die when you do! SUFFER! SUFFER!!!
I wish my house wasn't so hairy.
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Post by Rock on Dec 30, 2010 4:46:58 GMT
Granted, but it somehow turns out that the hair was vital to the structural integrity of the house and it collapses on you and your entire family, including yourself, dies a bloody, painful death of blunt force trauma, suffocation, and 3rd degree burns from the electrical fires.
I wish my siblings weren't annoying.
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Post by Rabidbadger on Dec 31, 2010 10:02:53 GMT
Granted. The inversion of your sibling's annoyingness also causes a small fold in space-time, resulting in random temporal fluctuations and a small explosive turnip.
I wish this post hadn't been posted.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jan 1, 2011 9:34:27 GMT
Granted. ERROR: Action "post/removal/RabidBadger" could not commence for unknown reasons. Would you like to report this error? TOUGH. We don't do that 'round here, so shut up, kid. Get on with your life then, loser. I REALLY wish you hadn't pressed both buttons just to see what the answers would have been.
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Post by kuraikiba on Jan 2, 2011 14:12:57 GMT
Denied.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jan 4, 2011 1:39:37 GMT
THERE ARE NO MORE DENIALS LEFT IN YOUR BANK, SERR! BANK KILL YOU NOW!
I wish that the music I am currently listening to would just spread across the internet like a metaphoric wildfire.
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Post by Rabidbadger on Jan 6, 2011 17:52:42 GMT
Granted. The music mutates into heavy metal and the world begins to headbang. I wish that this rubber chicken wasn't embedded in my ear.
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Post by GoldAlchemist on Jan 8, 2011 18:14:07 GMT
Granted. Instead of your ear, it's embedded in your rear!
I wish I would not fear to stop rhyming with words like tear, sheer, and leer.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jan 12, 2011 15:15:27 GMT
Speaking only as a peer, you really have nothing to fear.
I wish my feet weren't on fire.
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Post by Rock on Jan 12, 2011 20:02:13 GMT
Granted, and instead, your entire house is on fire, and a burning support beam collapses on your head and you die.
I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.
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Post by GoldAlchemist on Jan 13, 2011 0:27:03 GMT
Granted, but you suddenly get stuck in a time warp, so now you have to go to school every yesterday for the rest of never! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!! ahem.
I wish for a fish, that goes "squish" on a dish, that I can relish.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jan 13, 2011 5:46:58 GMT
Granted. It goes "squish" on a dish that you can relish, but the squish made the fish look less...delish.
I wishes for fishes, who will give me dishes, each with a meal delicious!
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Post by Elmach on Jan 13, 2011 6:18:37 GMT
Granted. At least, if you were an arsenic-based lifeform. No Phosphorus in it, just arsenic. Tasty, isn't it?
I wish that this wish was granted.
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Post by GoldAlchemist on Jan 13, 2011 13:56:02 GMT
Granted, and because it was obvious that your intentions were to have this wish be warped, no warping will commence. So your wish was just simply granted.
I wish that I would stop rhyming in all of my other wishes
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Post by Skribbblie on Jan 13, 2011 23:19:00 GMT
Granted. Instead, you will now do them in SONG!
I wish Google didn't own Youtube.
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Post by GoldAlchemist on Jan 14, 2011 11:48:58 GMT
Granted, Disney makes google go bankrupt and takes over the world. what..what have you DONE!?!?!?
♪♫ I wish I would stop making my wishes in soooooooooong!! Especially 'cause I'm- not- a- veeeery goooood siiiingeeeerrrrrr!!! ♫ ♪
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Post by Fireball9903 on Jan 14, 2011 14:28:28 GMT
Granted, and without your voice, you have no personality and everyone stabs you because you're so boring. I wish that I could grant all of your wishes.
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Post by GoldAlchemist on Jan 15, 2011 0:00:45 GMT
[dead_from_stabbing] [no_voice] Oh yeah? well I wish you couldn't grant all of our wishes! take that as your warped wish!
oh, and I guess that spends my wish now too, huh?....dang it. [/no_voice] [/dead_from_stabbing]
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Post by Skribbblie on Jan 15, 2011 0:13:08 GMT
*stabs Alchemist* Now, where were we?
I wish Alchemist had his/her voice back.
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