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Post by Artifact123 on Oct 31, 2010 7:43:24 GMT
Quotes, post them here! Invent one or use a existing one.
John-117: *Hits the ground and drop pod door bursts open grabbing an SMG*
Cortana:"Could we be any louder?!"
Cheif: *Grabs a rocket launcher.*
Cortana:"I guess so..."
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Post by clockwork on Nov 21, 2010 6:11:35 GMT
“Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.” - Pat Robertson
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Post by Artifact123 on Nov 21, 2010 7:30:14 GMT
"Is that a real gun- Blast! AARGH! My eye!"
-Anonymous
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Post by clockwork on Nov 21, 2010 15:12:53 GMT
No Creativity at all Artifact - Eltoneyes
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Post by Skribbblie on Nov 29, 2010 4:24:07 GMT
"Ya know, it's more comfortable to sit on the side of the bar rather than straight on."
-Former Real-Life Friend
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Post by ~Memzak~ on Nov 30, 2010 10:08:54 GMT
"Open the Lights, OPEN TEH LIGHTS!" -Me when I was 4.
"It's like a laptop ON STEROIDS!" -Also me.
"I can't remember any good quotes that weren't made by me." -Me
(Seriously, I've just drawn a blank)
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Post by Rabidbadger on Dec 1, 2010 17:11:26 GMT
'I like grammer.' ~Anonymous.
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Post by ~Memzak~ on Dec 1, 2010 17:58:02 GMT
"When the wind is not behind the sails, take to the oars." ~ Friend of mine.
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Post by MegaLoler on Dec 1, 2010 18:03:17 GMT
"You can't leave footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?" Monokr0me told me about that one.
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Post by kuraikiba on Dec 3, 2010 0:26:08 GMT
"Idolatry happens somewhere north of either a 64" TV, or the 12th Krispy Kreme donut." - Someone I know
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Post by Skribbblie on Dec 3, 2010 1:46:59 GMT
"No, ma'am, there is no vaccine to prevent your child's stupidity, but if you donate $50 to our research fund, we would be happy to check if it runs in the family."
-One of my many quotes on my pages of quotes that I made.
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Post by kuraikiba on Dec 3, 2010 1:49:17 GMT
Lol.
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Post by Qwerty on Dec 3, 2010 4:18:15 GMT
Lol. -kuraikiba
Such wisdom. We shalt laugh out loud!
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Post by ~Memzak~ on Dec 3, 2010 5:12:17 GMT
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
~Albert Einstein
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Post by vaconcovat on Dec 3, 2010 5:29:24 GMT
I have a quote i use to get out of religious arguments.
"The universe exists because without it, things would be shit boring."
Kinda inspired by Douglas Adams.
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Post by Rock on Dec 3, 2010 20:15:10 GMT
No.
----Me
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Post by kuraikiba on Dec 4, 2010 0:02:24 GMT
"I know for sure World War IV will be fought with sticks and rocks." - Albert Einstein.
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Post by Qwerty on Dec 4, 2010 5:38:49 GMT
"Computer can always use more Pie power." -me
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Post by Artifact123 on Dec 4, 2010 6:48:43 GMT
WHAT did you said?!
-Me
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Post by Qwerty on Dec 4, 2010 7:54:24 GMT
"Long story, unhappy ending, you don't want to hear it." -me
(Seriously, I say that every time I don't want to explain something)
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Post by ~Memzak~ on Dec 4, 2010 8:16:46 GMT
"Flame wars are like the Special Olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded." ~FoxtrotZero
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Post by Qwerty on Dec 4, 2010 8:26:09 GMT
That's not originally Fox's quote. I've heard it very many times from very many sources. It should be from -anonymous.
-me
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Post by Artifact123 on Dec 4, 2010 13:48:22 GMT
Scratch that. Let me explain it in another way... *cough*Man, you are really dumb that you can't understand this*cough*
-Me
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Post by kuraikiba on Dec 4, 2010 16:52:34 GMT
"You are the tl;dr message in the footnotes of my life." - me
I love using that to shut someone up.'
Edit: This one is great...
"yes you are respected in my onion" - Priok
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Post by ~Memzak~ on Dec 10, 2010 9:53:45 GMT
"Screenshit!"
~Supermike about a year ago, trying to screenshot someone with a terrible typo.
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Post by nmagain on Dec 10, 2010 11:00:30 GMT
-me -me -me -me -me -me -me
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Post by ~Memzak~ on Dec 10, 2010 11:20:52 GMT
"Left: Flame Sword without compo items. Right: Flame Sword with Garnet 2." ~Justme2
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Post by kuraikiba on Dec 10, 2010 16:14:37 GMT
"Sterilize Stupid People." - A wise bumper sticker
"Some people are only alive because murder is illegal" - The BEST bumper sticker ever
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Post by ~Memzak~ on Dec 11, 2010 16:27:18 GMT
"I laugh when you cry, I cry when you laugh, I hate when you love, but what about when I love?" -anonymous
(sounds like a tortured soul who didn't have the guts to tell a girl that he liked her and is getting hurt because she is going out with other guys. XD)
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Post by Rock on Dec 13, 2010 3:20:23 GMT
"If I ran Apple I would shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders."
--Michael Dell, CEO, 9 years ago
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