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Post by Likep on Oct 8, 2011 16:23:16 GMT
Ah, but why not hold the bread tighter? Covering the floor with plates? Eating in Z-G?
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Post by ganondorfchampin on Oct 9, 2011 16:40:15 GMT
How about this for an idea everyone? How about we eat bread WITHOUT BUTTER!
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Post by Likep on Oct 9, 2011 17:27:40 GMT
But then the bread will be tasteless...
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Post by ganondorfchampin on Oct 9, 2011 17:30:41 GMT
Bread has taste. It probably has more taste than butter, from what I've observed from eating straight butter and straight bread.
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Post by Likep on Oct 9, 2011 17:34:49 GMT
Well toast doesn't taste as good without butter
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Post by ganondorfchampin on Oct 9, 2011 17:35:38 GMT
How about this: Putting the butter inside the bread!
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Post by Likep on Oct 9, 2011 17:59:42 GMT
Not a bad idea!
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Post by Qwerty on Oct 9, 2011 23:21:05 GMT
The issue is that often bread isn't thick enough for that.
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Post by Likep on Oct 9, 2011 23:27:38 GMT
Yeah...
I still say that we make a Mobius Toast, butter it, and eat it in Zero-Gravity.
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Post by Qwerty on Oct 9, 2011 23:46:01 GMT
That would probably be the ideal situation, yes. Unless one has access to two pieces of toast. Then, just make a butter-sandwich!
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Post by Likep on Oct 9, 2011 23:50:34 GMT
Butter sandwich! That's it! How come no one came up with that before?...
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Post by GloveParty on Oct 10, 2011 1:50:24 GMT
It requires too much bread.
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Post by Likep on Oct 10, 2011 1:57:07 GMT
"2" isn't a whole lot...
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Post by Qwerty on Oct 10, 2011 2:17:32 GMT
No, he means it requires "2" much bread. Proper grammar, of course, would be "two pieces of bread", which it does indeed require. Alternately, rip one in half.
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Post by mdog95 on Oct 10, 2011 13:39:09 GMT
Good one. Try this: Put butter on both sides and leave a blank spot where you will hold it. Eat everywhere but where you're holding it. Give the rest to the dog.
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Post by Qwerty on Oct 10, 2011 13:41:10 GMT
That would be a waste of precious bread.
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Post by mdog95 on Oct 10, 2011 13:41:50 GMT
About one index finger's worth...
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Post by Techmyst on Oct 10, 2011 17:27:41 GMT
get two slices of bread and one butter up and the other down and make a butter sandwich
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Post by Likep on Oct 10, 2011 19:11:43 GMT
We just said that. >.>
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Post by Zrined on Nov 23, 2011 4:52:54 GMT
My god, this thread is ridiculous, I nearly blew my brains out halfway through, buttered side up because that's how normal people eat it.
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Post by Qwerty on Nov 23, 2011 6:04:48 GMT
Since when is normalcy an argument? The concept that everyone does it isn't a valid argument for a concept's validity.
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Post by Down butterer for life on Mar 11, 2023 10:00:52 GMT
I think toast is best eaten butter side down as we get to enjoy the butter or whatever spread you have better due to our taste buds
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