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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2011 7:39:22 GMT
You are running with the pink diamond you stole from OUR mine. I am breathing.
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Post by kingpin0422 on Sept 18, 2011 13:47:55 GMT
You are inhaling too much air.
I am at a party.
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Post by Likep on Sept 18, 2011 14:53:41 GMT
It was an illegal party. You and 5753980572384568756328534659203745892307583567037856907592308 people go to jail.
I am reading a book.
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Post by -The Universe- on Sept 18, 2011 16:47:38 GMT
The book had plans to take over the world, and you followed it.
I am helping a senior cross the street, safely and innocently.
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Post by ganondorfchampin on Sept 18, 2011 17:19:49 GMT
The senior is FBI wanted scammer.
I'm skipping.
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Post by Likep on Sept 18, 2011 19:00:52 GMT
Your skipping over a mine field. That reads, "Trespassers will be arrested."
I am wearing a shirt.
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Post by kingpin0422 on Sept 18, 2011 20:37:38 GMT
You are wearing an illegal shirt.
I am buying something.
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Post by Likep on Sept 18, 2011 20:40:51 GMT
You're buying nukes from an illegal store.
I am playing "Make Him Guilty"
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Post by kingpin0422 on Sept 18, 2011 20:53:37 GMT
The game is illegal.
I am standing.
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Post by Likep on Sept 18, 2011 21:04:58 GMT
You're standing next to a sign that clearly states, "DO NOT STAND".
I am eating grapes.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 18, 2011 22:10:47 GMT
You're eating golden grapes, stolen from a museum.
I am staring at someone.
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Post by RubiksMaster123 on Sept 18, 2011 22:10:52 GMT
You are eating grapes of an endangered species.
I am doing nothing.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 18, 2011 22:28:39 GMT
In doing nothing, you let the hostages die.
I decided to go and kill the enemies.
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Post by ganondorfchampin on Sept 19, 2011 1:30:31 GMT
You are a member of Al Qaeda.
I save a girls life.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2011 6:15:32 GMT
She was a mass murderer about to be executed. I am making a paper plane.
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Post by Fringe Pioneer on Sept 19, 2011 15:37:42 GMT
Your video games are pirated, and woe shall befall you more heavily that it already plans to if Portal 2 is amongst them.
Let's do an easy one: I'm thinking to myself in private...
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Post by kingpin0422 on Sept 19, 2011 22:13:39 GMT
You are thinking about robbing all the banks in town.
I am painting.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 20, 2011 6:48:24 GMT
You are painting upon the White House, which is now vandalized...
I am dying.
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Post by kingpin0422 on Sept 20, 2011 21:46:04 GMT
You are dying your skin, which is illegal.
I am existing.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 21, 2011 3:39:34 GMT
As the country itself begins to deem the world a solipsist conscience, your claiming to exist is illegal.
I am feeding.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Sept 21, 2011 4:12:09 GMT
You break into a lab and feed yourself on the chemicals. You are guilty of battery.
I am playing a non-illegal forum game in a country without usage of arbitrary power.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2011 5:53:55 GMT
The forum is illegal. I am dead.
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Post by ganondorfchampin on Sept 22, 2011 23:40:24 GMT
You killed while attempting to assassinate the president, and when you were captured you blow yourself up, killing 15 people. I'm buying groceries.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2011 21:43:56 GMT
You're in Victoria and the groceries are fruit imported from New South Wales. Due to them not wanting fruit flies, the groceries shouldn't even be in the same state as you. I'm jumping.
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Post by RubiksMaster123 on Sept 23, 2011 22:24:23 GMT
You're jumping off a cliff. Apparently, suicide is illegal in my country, learned that last year =P
Im getting murdered.
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Post by Skribbblie on Sept 24, 2011 2:40:17 GMT
A crazy vigilante has stalked you here for murdering and raping a girl. Now you're being murdered. That littering got you some bad karma...
I am walking the dog.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 24, 2011 9:36:46 GMT
The whole area was in a state of martial law.
I deem the forum illegal.
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Post by Likep on Sept 25, 2011 19:51:46 GMT
What? Nooo! Everyone goes in a rage and throws you in prison.
I am wearing a hat.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2011 0:24:52 GMT
It's a hat made from artifacts that WERE in a museum. I'm fixing my computer.
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Post by Likep on Sept 27, 2011 23:27:35 GMT
You secretly take the most important part of your computer, which was only is that computer. You illegally sold it, and got caught.
I am typing this sentence.
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