One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages
The golden age began to shine; the forum was filled with good members. The best of them was Ganon. However, he doesn't really factor into this story much. In this period, TheShadowLord, who had been gone due to his real life, returned, to find his account gone. TSL--who was, in fact, the real best member, since Ganon was actually only fooling himself with his silly delusions of grandeur--later learned that it was the filthy noob Molopoy who had deleted his account. He learned what else was new on the forums, and created a new account. Then he started going on about how the activity was dying, how the staff system had been screwed up, how the forum was going to dogs, and how the real Golden Ages had actually ended 10 months ago, which meant that everyone was having delusions of grandeur and that TSL was the only sane person there. Listo got annoyed at this and banned TSL. This made Ganon the awesomest person once again. Or so he thought, since everyone had long agreed that Listo was the second awesomest person, after TSL. But Listo was no longer awesome, as he turned evil. Or at least, self-deluded, for he began to believe that he created the Holy Powder Game. Listo then created Dragon Sim, which was even better than Planet Sim. This turned out to be yet another delusion of grandeur, for nothing except Powder Game could possibly surpass the mighty Planet Simulation, and as a result, the Dan-Ballers started hating on Dragon Sim, boycotted it, and caused it to die, after which they shunned Listo from the Forums because of his fail. But Listo's power in the forums was great, and he was the official owner of the forums.
Chapter 8: CHAOS on April First
Artcoursecannon was the best of all the pranksters, and was feeling particularly mischievous on this particular April First. So did TheListo. He decided to splode the forum's head as a prank. TheListo, on the other hand, decided to "move" the forums. This resulted in a lot of chaos and screaming. People were running down the streets of Dan-Ball until, eventually, a hero in a cape came along. His name was Ganondox. Ganondox, being a superhero, moved all of the stuff in the old forums to the new ones and deleted the old forum copy so he wouldn't be confused. Then, he woke up. He realized that he still did the stuff he was dreaming, except for the fact that since there was no new forums, he just deleted many threads; no one knew how he did this, for he wasn't an admin. The threads were restored and peace was soon also restored.
Chapter 9: Qwerty Pwns
Soon later, Qwertyuiop took a vacation on a Pacific Island. There he was eaten by a shark and died. However, he attracted some Nonjas with his intelligence, so he was resurrected and brought to Temporarily9. It was there that he was put in a high security cell. After much torture, Temporarily9 made him rebuid the Inner Sanctum computer. Temporarily9 took the place of Qwertyuiop, and Qwertyuiop was not seen for 3 years.
Chapter 10: Revenge of the Nonjas
The Nonjas, being unsatisfied by their control of their island, began their assault on the forums by attacking Listo, although he drove them away with their huge sword. That plan failed, so Temporarily9 decided to take the forums, as Qwertyuiop was already an administrator. He created an alter-ego called Lag, and became Listo's friend. Lag then sploded the entire universe except for one atom. Fortunately, Ha55ii had made a backup and restored the universe. The members of the danball forum rebelled, creating the new dan-ball forum, with disabled backing up the old forum. A member known as Chronologik, from the far reaches of Rosasecta, created an image that pointed people in the correct direction. Temporarily9 also convinced Qwerty *cough*tortured*cough* to give him his password and, as Qwerty, convinced Ha55i to give him the new forums.
Chapter 11: The Nonja Handbook
It is blank.
Chapter 12: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named returns
Who is He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, you ask?
I cannot tell you, as he cannot be named.
That standard response is actually false, but He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is not Voldemort, who was defeated centuries ago, but rather Temporarily198, the evil pentuplet of Temporarily9. He was also a relative of Greenpotato.
Temporarily198 also had his own army: The Nanjas. The Nanjas were trained in the use of noodles to strangle their enemies. Temporarily198 decided to attempt to take over the forums, so he began to make his army march at the forums. Temporarily132, another pentuplet of Temporarily9, decided to stop Temporarily198 with his army, the Nenjas. Then the nunjas killed Temporarily198.The Nonjas suddenly nuked all the Nanjas and won.
Chapter 13: Golden age II
More people started to join the new forums,and peace was restored. Then Tinypic went to hell after pwning the forums and everyone left. It got better, though, and everything was restored!
Chapter 14: Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas v. Nonjas
Soon, the remnants of the Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas attacked the Nonjas for nuking them. The Nonjas killed them off in a long story the details of which shall never be discussed.
Chapter 15: WTF Now?
The End
Lol no.
Chapter 16: How Earth Editor stole our minds, ate our brains, and took the forums for itself
It all started one day, when Ha55i decided to make a new popular game known as Earth Editor; she didn't know the effects of the game would be. Ha55ii then realized she might be a he. Of course, that didn't matter, as the Nonjas found that Earth Editor could control people's minds. They used this power to return to Uncyclopedia and turn the entire website into a redirect to Dan-Ball. The power backfired, however, and all the nonjas, forumers, uncyclopedians, Ha55i, and anyone they could get their hands on began turning everything into a shrine to Earth Editor. In a totally unrelated story, Qwerty made some random forum game about something that probably won't last too long. Soon, the entire world became a shrine to Earth Editor, and the whole world was lost.
Chapter 17: The Parallel Universe we are in, where Earth Editor still controls our minds, but not as effectively, in which some of the members of the forum save the Earth Editor controlled universe, they attempt to control us, and we win.
We win. But that doesn't mean that the Earth Editor universe is gone forever. Of course, those sentences belonged at the end of the chapter, not the beginning, and the author has no idea how this sentence even got in the story, for the author was just ranting at the editor after the book was published, but anyways, the real first sentence was, "And so, Ha55i of this world created Earth Editor, neither knowing the chaos it unleashed in the alternate universe, nor inserting the mind control part of Earth Editor correctly," which the editor didn't understand, so was cut out in the first draft, which the author re-added it, causing extreme chaos that this sentence, improbably, ended up in the story; this had nothing to do with the spaceship above Earth at that moment.
Chapter 18: And Now for Something Completely Different!
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages
The golden age began to shine; the forum was filled with good members. The best of them was Ganon. However, he doesn't really factor into this story much. In this period, TheShadowLord, who had been gone due to his real life, returned, to find his account gone. TSL--who was, in fact, the real best member, since Ganon was actually only fooling himself with his silly delusions of grandeur--later learned that it was the filthy noob Molopoy who had deleted his account. He learned what else was new on the forums, and created a new account. Then he started going on about how the activity was dying, how the staff system had been screwed up, how the forum was going to dogs, and how the real Golden Ages had actually ended 10 months ago, which meant that everyone was having delusions of grandeur and that TSL was the only sane person there. Listo got annoyed at this and banned TSL. This made Ganon the awesomest person once again. Or so he thought, since everyone had long agreed that Listo was the second awesomest person, after TSL. But Listo was no longer awesome, as he turned evil. Or at least, self-deluded, for he began to believe that he created the Holy Powder Game. Listo then created Dragon Sim, which was even better than Planet Sim. This turned out to be yet another delusion of grandeur, for nothing except Powder Game could possibly surpass the mighty Planet Simulation, and as a result, the Dan-Ballers started hating on Dragon Sim, boycotted it, and caused it to die, after which they shunned Listo from the Forums because of his fail. But Listo's power in the forums was great, and he was the official owner of the forums.
Chapter 8: CHAOS on April First
Artcoursecannon was the best of all the pranksters, and was feeling particularly mischievous on this particular April First. So did TheListo. He decided to splode the forum's head as a prank. TheListo, on the other hand, decided to "move" the forums. This resulted in a lot of chaos and screaming. People were running down the streets of Dan-Ball until, eventually, a hero in a cape came along. His name was Ganondox. Ganondox, being a superhero, moved all of the stuff in the old forums to the new ones and deleted the old forum copy so he wouldn't be confused. Then, he woke up. He realized that he still did the stuff he was dreaming, except for the fact that since there was no new forums, he just deleted many threads; no one knew how he did this, for he wasn't an admin. The threads were restored and peace was soon also restored.
Chapter 9: Qwerty Pwns
Soon later, Qwertyuiop took a vacation on a Pacific Island. There he was eaten by a shark and died. However, he attracted some Nonjas with his intelligence, so he was resurrected and brought to Temporarily9. It was there that he was put in a high security cell. After much torture, Temporarily9 made him rebuid the Inner Sanctum computer. Temporarily9 took the place of Qwertyuiop, and Qwertyuiop was not seen for 3 years.
Chapter 10: Revenge of the Nonjas
The Nonjas, being unsatisfied by their control of their island, began their assault on the forums by attacking Listo, although he drove them away with their huge sword. That plan failed, so Temporarily9 decided to take the forums, as Qwertyuiop was already an administrator. He created an alter-ego called Lag, and became Listo's friend. Lag then sploded the entire universe except for one atom. Fortunately, Ha55ii had made a backup and restored the universe. The members of the danball forum rebelled, creating the new dan-ball forum, with disabled backing up the old forum. A member known as Chronologik, from the far reaches of Rosasecta, created an image that pointed people in the correct direction. Temporarily9 also convinced Qwerty *cough*tortured*cough* to give him his password and, as Qwerty, convinced Ha55i to give him the new forums.
Chapter 11: The Nonja Handbook
It is blank.
Chapter 12: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named returns
Who is He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, you ask?
I cannot tell you, as he cannot be named.
That standard response is actually false, but He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is not Voldemort, who was defeated centuries ago, but rather Temporarily198, the evil pentuplet of Temporarily9. He was also a relative of Greenpotato.
Temporarily198 also had his own army: The Nanjas. The Nanjas were trained in the use of noodles to strangle their enemies. Temporarily198 decided to attempt to take over the forums, so he began to make his army march at the forums. Temporarily132, another pentuplet of Temporarily9, decided to stop Temporarily198 with his army, the Nenjas. Then the nunjas killed Temporarily198.The Nonjas suddenly nuked all the Nanjas and won.
Chapter 13: Golden age II
More people started to join the new forums,and peace was restored. Then Tinypic went to hell after pwning the forums and everyone left. It got better, though, and everything was restored!
Chapter 14: Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas v. Nonjas
Soon, the remnants of the Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas attacked the Nonjas for nuking them. The Nonjas killed them off in a long story the details of which shall never be discussed.
Chapter 15: WTF Now?
The End
Lol no.
Chapter 16: How Earth Editor stole our minds, ate our brains, and took the forums for itself
It all started one day, when Ha55i decided to make a new popular game known as Earth Editor; she didn't know the effects of the game would be. Ha55ii then realized she might be a he. Of course, that didn't matter, as the Nonjas found that Earth Editor could control people's minds. They used this power to return to Uncyclopedia and turn the entire website into a redirect to Dan-Ball. The power backfired, however, and all the nonjas, forumers, uncyclopedians, Ha55i, and anyone they could get their hands on began turning everything into a shrine to Earth Editor. In a totally unrelated story, Qwerty made some random forum game about something that probably won't last too long. Soon, the entire world became a shrine to Earth Editor, and the whole world was lost.
Chapter 17: The Parallel Universe we are in, where Earth Editor still controls our minds, but not as effectively, in which some of the members of the forum save the Earth Editor controlled universe, they attempt to control us, and we win.
We win. But that doesn't mean that the Earth Editor universe is gone forever. Of course, those sentences belonged at the end of the chapter, not the beginning, and the author has no idea how this sentence even got in the story, for the author was just ranting at the editor after the book was published, but anyways, the real first sentence was, "And so, Ha55i of this world created Earth Editor, neither knowing the chaos it unleashed in the alternate universe, nor inserting the mind control part of Earth Editor correctly," which the editor didn't understand, so was cut out in the first draft, which the author re-added it, causing extreme chaos that this sentence, improbably, ended up in the story; this had nothing to do with the spaceship above Earth at that moment.
Chapter 18: And Now for Something Completely Different!
Uhh... Author should move soon... before the bulldozer gets his house... I shouldn't touch his stuff... Oops... Looks like its been recording what I've been saying!
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages
The golden age began to shine; the forum was filled with good members. The best of them was Ganon. However, he doesn't really factor into this story much. In this period, TheShadowLord, who had been gone due to his real life, returned, to find his account gone. TSL--who was, in fact, the real best member, since Ganon was actually only fooling himself with his silly delusions of grandeur--later learned that it was the filthy noob Molopoy who had deleted his account. He learned what else was new on the forums, and created a new account. Then he started going on about how the activity was dying, how the staff system had been screwed up, how the forum was going to dogs, and how the real Golden Ages had actually ended 10 months ago, which meant that everyone was having delusions of grandeur and that TSL was the only sane person there. Listo got annoyed at this and banned TSL. This made Ganon the awesomest person once again. Or so he thought, since everyone had long agreed that Listo was the second awesomest person, after TSL. But Listo was no longer awesome, as he turned evil. Or at least, self-deluded, for he began to believe that he created the Holy Powder Game. Listo then created Dragon Sim, which was even better than Planet Sim. This turned out to be yet another delusion of grandeur, for nothing except Powder Game could possibly surpass the mighty Planet Simulation, and as a result, the Dan-Ballers started hating on Dragon Sim, boycotted it, and caused it to die, after which they shunned Listo from the Forums because of his fail. But Listo's power in the forums was great, and he was the official owner of the forums.
Chapter 8: CHAOS on April First
Artcoursecannon was the best of all the pranksters, and was feeling particularly mischievous on this particular April First. So did TheListo. He decided to splode the forum's head as a prank. TheListo, on the other hand, decided to "move" the forums. This resulted in a lot of chaos and screaming. People were running down the streets of Dan-Ball until, eventually, a hero in a cape came along. His name was Ganondox. Ganondox, being a superhero, moved all of the stuff in the old forums to the new ones and deleted the old forum copy so he wouldn't be confused. Then, he woke up. He realized that he still did the stuff he was dreaming, except for the fact that since there was no new forums, he just deleted many threads; no one knew how he did this, for he wasn't an admin. The threads were restored and peace was soon also restored.
Chapter 9: Qwerty Pwns
Soon later, Qwertyuiop took a vacation on a Pacific Island. There he was eaten by a shark and died. However, he attracted some Nonjas with his intelligence, so he was resurrected and brought to Temporarily9. It was there that he was put in a high security cell. After much torture, Temporarily9 made him rebuid the Inner Sanctum computer. Temporarily9 took the place of Qwertyuiop, and Qwertyuiop was not seen for 3 years.
Chapter 10: Revenge of the Nonjas
The Nonjas, being unsatisfied by their control of their island, began their assault on the forums by attacking Listo, although he drove them away with their huge sword. That plan failed, so Temporarily9 decided to take the forums, as Qwertyuiop was already an administrator. He created an alter-ego called Lag, and became Listo's friend. Lag then sploded the entire universe except for one atom. Fortunately, Ha55ii had made a backup and restored the universe. The members of the danball forum rebelled, creating the new dan-ball forum, with disabled backing up the old forum. A member known as Chronologik, from the far reaches of Rosasecta, created an image that pointed people in the correct direction. Temporarily9 also convinced Qwerty *cough*tortured*cough* to give him his password and, as Qwerty, convinced Ha55i to give him the new forums.
Chapter 11: The Nonja Handbook
It is blank.
Chapter 12: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named returns
Who is He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, you ask?
I cannot tell you, as he cannot be named.
That standard response is actually false, but He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is not Voldemort, who was defeated centuries ago, but rather Temporarily198, the evil pentuplet of Temporarily9. He was also a relative of Greenpotato.
Temporarily198 also had his own army: The Nanjas. The Nanjas were trained in the use of noodles to strangle their enemies. Temporarily198 decided to attempt to take over the forums, so he began to make his army march at the forums. Temporarily132, another pentuplet of Temporarily9, decided to stop Temporarily198 with his army, the Nenjas. Then the nunjas killed Temporarily198.The Nonjas suddenly nuked all the Nanjas and won.
Chapter 13: Golden age II
More people started to join the new forums,and peace was restored. Then Tinypic went to hell after pwning the forums and everyone left. It got better, though, and everything was restored!
Chapter 14: Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas v. Nonjas
Soon, the remnants of the Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas attacked the Nonjas for nuking them. The Nonjas killed them off in a long story the details of which shall never be discussed.
Chapter 15: WTF Now?
The End
Lol no.
Chapter 16: How Earth Editor stole our minds, ate our brains, and took the forums for itself
It all started one day, when Ha55i decided to make a new popular game known as Earth Editor; she didn't know the effects of the game would be. Ha55ii then realized she might be a he. Of course, that didn't matter, as the Nonjas found that Earth Editor could control people's minds. They used this power to return to Uncyclopedia and turn the entire website into a redirect to Dan-Ball. The power backfired, however, and all the nonjas, forumers, uncyclopedians, Ha55i, and anyone they could get their hands on began turning everything into a shrine to Earth Editor. In a totally unrelated story, Qwerty made some random forum game about something that probably won't last too long. Soon, the entire world became a shrine to Earth Editor, and the whole world was lost.
Chapter 17: The Parallel Universe we are in, where Earth Editor still controls our minds, but not as effectively, in which some of the members of the forum save the Earth Editor controlled universe, they attempt to control us, and we win.
We win. But that doesn't mean that the Earth Editor universe is gone forever. Of course, those sentences belonged at the end of the chapter, not the beginning, and the author has no idea how this sentence even got in the story, for the author was just ranting at the editor after the book was published, but anyways, the real first sentence was, "And so, Ha55i of this world created Earth Editor, neither knowing the chaos it unleashed in the alternate universe, nor inserting the mind control part of Earth Editor correctly," which the editor didn't understand, so was cut out in the first draft, which the author re-added it, causing extreme chaos that this sentence, improbably, ended up in the story; this had nothing to do with the spaceship above Earth at that moment.
Chapter 18: And Now for Something Completely Different!
Uhh... Author should move soon... before the bulldozer gets his house... I shouldn't touch his stuff... Oops... Looks like its been recording what I've been saying!
Chapter 19: In other history...
The forums were up and running again, with members joining aplenty.
Post by ganondorfchampin on Oct 8, 2010 20:40:07 GMT
Chapter 1: In the Beginning...
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages
The golden age began to shine; the forum was filled with good members. The best of them was Ganon. However, he doesn't really factor into this story much. In this period, TheShadowLord, who had been gone due to his real life, returned, to find his account gone. TSL--who was, in fact, the real best member, since Ganon was actually only fooling himself with his silly delusions of grandeur--later learned that it was the filthy noob Molopoy who had deleted his account. He learned what else was new on the forums, and created a new account. Then he started going on about how the activity was dying, how the staff system had been screwed up, how the forum was going to dogs, and how the real Golden Ages had actually ended 10 months ago, which meant that everyone was having delusions of grandeur and that TSL was the only sane person there. Listo got annoyed at this and banned TSL. This made Ganon the awesomest person once again. Or so he thought, since everyone had long agreed that Listo was the second awesomest person, after TSL. But Listo was no longer awesome, as he turned evil. Or at least, self-deluded, for he began to believe that he created the Holy Powder Game. Listo then created Dragon Sim, which was even better than Planet Sim. This turned out to be yet another delusion of grandeur, for nothing except Powder Game could possibly surpass the mighty Planet Simulation, and as a result, the Dan-Ballers started hating on Dragon Sim, boycotted it, and caused it to die, after which they shunned Listo from the Forums because of his fail. But Listo's power in the forums was great, and he was the official owner of the forums.
Chapter 8: CHAOS on April First
Artcoursecannon was the best of all the pranksters, and was feeling particularly mischievous on this particular April First. So did TheListo. He decided to splode the forum's head as a prank. TheListo, on the other hand, decided to "move" the forums. This resulted in a lot of chaos and screaming. People were running down the streets of Dan-Ball until, eventually, a hero in a cape came along. His name was Ganondox. Ganondox, being a superhero, moved all of the stuff in the old forums to the new ones and deleted the old forum copy so he wouldn't be confused. Then, he woke up. He realized that he still did the stuff he was dreaming, except for the fact that since there was no new forums, he just deleted many threads; no one knew how he did this, for he wasn't an admin. The threads were restored and peace was soon also restored.
Chapter 9: Qwerty Pwns
Soon later, Qwertyuiop took a vacation on a Pacific Island. There he was eaten by a shark and died. However, he attracted some Nonjas with his intelligence, so he was resurrected and brought to Temporarily9. It was there that he was put in a high security cell. After much torture, Temporarily9 made him rebuid the Inner Sanctum computer. Temporarily9 took the place of Qwertyuiop, and Qwertyuiop was not seen for 3 years.
Chapter 10: Revenge of the Nonjas
The Nonjas, being unsatisfied by their control of their island, began their assault on the forums by attacking Listo, although he drove them away with their huge sword. That plan failed, so Temporarily9 decided to take the forums, as Qwertyuiop was already an administrator. He created an alter-ego called Lag, and became Listo's friend. Lag then sploded the entire universe except for one atom. Fortunately, Ha55ii had made a backup and restored the universe. The members of the danball forum rebelled, creating the new dan-ball forum, with disabled backing up the old forum. A member known as Chronologik, from the far reaches of Rosasecta, created an image that pointed people in the correct direction. Temporarily9 also convinced Qwerty *cough*tortured*cough* to give him his password and, as Qwerty, convinced Ha55i to give him the new forums.
Chapter 11: The Nonja Handbook
It is blank.
Chapter 12: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named returns
Who is He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, you ask?
I cannot tell you, as he cannot be named.
That standard response is actually false, but He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is not Voldemort, who was defeated centuries ago, but rather Temporarily198, the evil pentuplet of Temporarily9. He was also a relative of Greenpotato.
Temporarily198 also had his own army: The Nanjas. The Nanjas were trained in the use of noodles to strangle their enemies. Temporarily198 decided to attempt to take over the forums, so he began to make his army march at the forums. Temporarily132, another pentuplet of Temporarily9, decided to stop Temporarily198 with his army, the Nenjas. Then the nunjas killed Temporarily198.The Nonjas suddenly nuked all the Nanjas and won.
Chapter 13: Golden age II
More people started to join the new forums,and peace was restored. Then Tinypic went to hell after pwning the forums and everyone left. It got better, though, and everything was restored!
Chapter 14: Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas v. Nonjas
Soon, the remnants of the Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas attacked the Nonjas for nuking them. The Nonjas killed them off in a long story the details of which shall never be discussed.
Chapter 15: WTF Now?
The End
Lol no.
Chapter 16: How Earth Editor stole our minds, ate our brains, and took the forums for itself
It all started one day, when Ha55i decided to make a new popular game known as Earth Editor; she didn't know the effects of the game would be. Ha55ii then realized she might be a he. Of course, that didn't matter, as the Nonjas found that Earth Editor could control people's minds. They used this power to return to Uncyclopedia and turn the entire website into a redirect to Dan-Ball. The power backfired, however, and all the nonjas, forumers, uncyclopedians, Ha55i, and anyone they could get their hands on began turning everything into a shrine to Earth Editor. In a totally unrelated story, Qwerty made some random forum game about something that probably won't last too long. Soon, the entire world became a shrine to Earth Editor, and the whole world was lost.
Chapter 17: The Parallel Universe we are in, where Earth Editor still controls our minds, but not as effectively, in which some of the members of the forum save the Earth Editor controlled universe, they attempt to control us, and we win.
We win. But that doesn't mean that the Earth Editor universe is gone forever. Of course, those sentences belonged at the end of the chapter, not the beginning, and the author has no idea how this sentence even got in the story, for the author was just ranting at the editor after the book was published, but anyways, the real first sentence was, "And so, Ha55i of this world created Earth Editor, neither knowing the chaos it unleashed in the alternate universe, nor inserting the mind control part of Earth Editor correctly," which the editor didn't understand, so was cut out in the first draft, which the author re-added it, causing extreme chaos that this sentence, improbably, ended up in the story; this had nothing to do with the spaceship above Earth at that moment.
Chapter 18: And Now for Something Completely Different!
Uhh... Author should move soon... before the bulldozer gets his house... I shouldn't touch his stuff... Oops... Looks like its been recording what I've been saying!
Chapter 19: In other history...
The forums were up and running again, with members joining aplenty. But they were all really noobs, their only purpose to spam all that is good with all that is evil, causing the new staff position of Noobslayer to be created.
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages
The golden age began to shine; the forum was filled with good members. The best of them was Ganon. However, he doesn't really factor into this story much. In this period, TheShadowLord, who had been gone due to his real life, returned, to find his account gone. TSL--who was, in fact, the real best member, since Ganon was actually only fooling himself with his silly delusions of grandeur--later learned that it was the filthy noob Molopoy who had deleted his account. He learned what else was new on the forums, and created a new account. Then he started going on about how the activity was dying, how the staff system had been screwed up, how the forum was going to dogs, and how the real Golden Ages had actually ended 10 months ago, which meant that everyone was having delusions of grandeur and that TSL was the only sane person there. Listo got annoyed at this and banned TSL. This made Ganon the awesomest person once again. Or so he thought, since everyone had long agreed that Listo was the second awesomest person, after TSL. But Listo was no longer awesome, as he turned evil. Or at least, self-deluded, for he began to believe that he created the Holy Powder Game. Listo then created Dragon Sim, which was even better than Planet Sim. This turned out to be yet another delusion of grandeur, for nothing except Powder Game could possibly surpass the mighty Planet Simulation, and as a result, the Dan-Ballers started hating on Dragon Sim, boycotted it, and caused it to die, after which they shunned Listo from the Forums because of his fail. But Listo's power in the forums was great, and he was the official owner of the forums.
Chapter 8: CHAOS on April First
Artcoursecannon was the best of all the pranksters, and was feeling particularly mischievous on this particular April First. So did TheListo. He decided to splode the forum's head as a prank. TheListo, on the other hand, decided to "move" the forums. This resulted in a lot of chaos and screaming. People were running down the streets of Dan-Ball until, eventually, a hero in a cape came along. His name was Ganondox. Ganondox, being a superhero, moved all of the stuff in the old forums to the new ones and deleted the old forum copy so he wouldn't be confused. Then, he woke up. He realized that he still did the stuff he was dreaming, except for the fact that since there was no new forums, he just deleted many threads; no one knew how he did this, for he wasn't an admin. The threads were restored and peace was soon also restored.
Chapter 9: Qwerty Pwns
Soon later, Qwertyuiop took a vacation on a Pacific Island. There he was eaten by a shark and died. However, he attracted some Nonjas with his intelligence, so he was resurrected and brought to Temporarily9. It was there that he was put in a high security cell. After much torture, Temporarily9 made him rebuid the Inner Sanctum computer. Temporarily9 took the place of Qwertyuiop, and Qwertyuiop was not seen for 3 years.
Chapter 10: Revenge of the Nonjas
The Nonjas, being unsatisfied by their control of their island, began their assault on the forums by attacking Listo, although he drove them away with their huge sword. That plan failed, so Temporarily9 decided to take the forums, as Qwertyuiop was already an administrator. He created an alter-ego called Lag, and became Listo's friend. Lag then sploded the entire universe except for one atom. Fortunately, Ha55ii had made a backup and restored the universe. The members of the danball forum rebelled, creating the new dan-ball forum, with disabled backing up the old forum. A member known as Chronologik, from the far reaches of Rosasecta, created an image that pointed people in the correct direction. Temporarily9 also convinced Qwerty *cough*tortured*cough* to give him his password and, as Qwerty, convinced Ha55i to give him the new forums.
Chapter 11: The Nonja Handbook
It is blank.
Chapter 12: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named returns
Who is He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, you ask?
I cannot tell you, as he cannot be named.
That standard response is actually false, but He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is not Voldemort, who was defeated centuries ago, but rather Temporarily198, the evil pentuplet of Temporarily9. He was also a relative of Greenpotato.
Temporarily198 also had his own army: The Nanjas. The Nanjas were trained in the use of noodles to strangle their enemies. Temporarily198 decided to attempt to take over the forums, so he began to make his army march at the forums. Temporarily132, another pentuplet of Temporarily9, decided to stop Temporarily198 with his army, the Nenjas. Then the nunjas killed Temporarily198.The Nonjas suddenly nuked all the Nanjas and won.
Chapter 13: Golden age II
More people started to join the new forums,and peace was restored. Then Tinypic went to hell after pwning the forums and everyone left. It got better, though, and everything was restored!
Chapter 14: Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas v. Nonjas
Soon, the remnants of the Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas attacked the Nonjas for nuking them. The Nonjas killed them off in a long story the details of which shall never be discussed.
Chapter 15: WTF Now?
The End
Lol no.
Chapter 16: How Earth Editor stole our minds, ate our brains, and took the forums for itself
It all started one day, when Ha55i decided to make a new popular game known as Earth Editor; she didn't know the effects of the game would be. Ha55ii then realized she might be a he. Of course, that didn't matter, as the Nonjas found that Earth Editor could control people's minds. They used this power to return to Uncyclopedia and turn the entire website into a redirect to Dan-Ball. The power backfired, however, and all the nonjas, forumers, uncyclopedians, Ha55i, and anyone they could get their hands on began turning everything into a shrine to Earth Editor. In a totally unrelated story, Qwerty made some random forum game about something that probably won't last too long. Soon, the entire world became a shrine to Earth Editor, and the whole world was lost.
Chapter 17: The Parallel Universe we are in, where Earth Editor still controls our minds, but not as effectively, in which some of the members of the forum save the Earth Editor controlled universe, they attempt to control us, and we win.
We win. But that doesn't mean that the Earth Editor universe is gone forever. Of course, those sentences belonged at the end of the chapter, not the beginning, and the author has no idea how this sentence even got in the story, for the author was just ranting at the editor after the book was published, but anyways, the real first sentence was, "And so, Ha55i of this world created Earth Editor, neither knowing the chaos it unleashed in the alternate universe, nor inserting the mind control part of Earth Editor correctly," which the editor didn't understand, so was cut out in the first draft, which the author re-added it, causing extreme chaos that this sentence, improbably, ended up in the story; this had nothing to do with the spaceship above Earth at that moment.
Chapter 18: And Now for Something Completely Different!
Uhh... Author should move soon... before the bulldozer gets his house... I shouldn't touch his stuff... Oops... Looks like its been recording what I've been saying!
Chapter 19: In other history...
The forums were up and running again, with members joining aplenty. But they were all really noobs, their only purpose to spam all that is good with all that is evil, causing the new staff position of Noobslayer to be created. There was a great competition among the members to see who would become the new Noobslayer.
Post by ganondorfchampin on Oct 10, 2010 16:46:54 GMT
Chapter 1: In the Beginning...
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages
The golden age began to shine; the forum was filled with good members. The best of them was Ganon. However, he doesn't really factor into this story much. In this period, TheShadowLord, who had been gone due to his real life, returned, to find his account gone. TSL--who was, in fact, the real best member, since Ganon was actually only fooling himself with his silly delusions of grandeur--later learned that it was the filthy noob Molopoy who had deleted his account. He learned what else was new on the forums, and created a new account. Then he started going on about how the activity was dying, how the staff system had been screwed up, how the forum was going to dogs, and how the real Golden Ages had actually ended 10 months ago, which meant that everyone was having delusions of grandeur and that TSL was the only sane person there. Listo got annoyed at this and banned TSL. This made Ganon the awesomest person once again. Or so he thought, since everyone had long agreed that Listo was the second awesomest person, after TSL. But Listo was no longer awesome, as he turned evil. Or at least, self-deluded, for he began to believe that he created the Holy Powder Game. Listo then created Dragon Sim, which was even better than Planet Sim. This turned out to be yet another delusion of grandeur, for nothing except Powder Game could possibly surpass the mighty Planet Simulation, and as a result, the Dan-Ballers started hating on Dragon Sim, boycotted it, and caused it to die, after which they shunned Listo from the Forums because of his fail. But Listo's power in the forums was great, and he was the official owner of the forums.
Chapter 8: CHAOS on April First
Artcoursecannon was the best of all the pranksters, and was feeling particularly mischievous on this particular April First. So did TheListo. He decided to splode the forum's head as a prank. TheListo, on the other hand, decided to "move" the forums. This resulted in a lot of chaos and screaming. People were running down the streets of Dan-Ball until, eventually, a hero in a cape came along. His name was Ganondox. Ganondox, being a superhero, moved all of the stuff in the old forums to the new ones and deleted the old forum copy so he wouldn't be confused. Then, he woke up. He realized that he still did the stuff he was dreaming, except for the fact that since there was no new forums, he just deleted many threads; no one knew how he did this, for he wasn't an admin. The threads were restored and peace was soon also restored.
Chapter 9: Qwerty Pwns
Soon later, Qwertyuiop took a vacation on a Pacific Island. There he was eaten by a shark and died. However, he attracted some Nonjas with his intelligence, so he was resurrected and brought to Temporarily9. It was there that he was put in a high security cell. After much torture, Temporarily9 made him rebuid the Inner Sanctum computer. Temporarily9 took the place of Qwertyuiop, and Qwertyuiop was not seen for 3 years.
Chapter 10: Revenge of the Nonjas
The Nonjas, being unsatisfied by their control of their island, began their assault on the forums by attacking Listo, although he drove them away with their huge sword. That plan failed, so Temporarily9 decided to take the forums, as Qwertyuiop was already an administrator. He created an alter-ego called Lag, and became Listo's friend. Lag then sploded the entire universe except for one atom. Fortunately, Ha55ii had made a backup and restored the universe. The members of the danball forum rebelled, creating the new dan-ball forum, with disabled backing up the old forum. A member known as Chronologik, from the far reaches of Rosasecta, created an image that pointed people in the correct direction. Temporarily9 also convinced Qwerty *cough*tortured*cough* to give him his password and, as Qwerty, convinced Ha55i to give him the new forums.
Chapter 11: The Nonja Handbook
It is blank.
Chapter 12: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named returns
Who is He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, you ask?
I cannot tell you, as he cannot be named.
That standard response is actually false, but He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is not Voldemort, who was defeated centuries ago, but rather Temporarily198, the evil pentuplet of Temporarily9. He was also a relative of Greenpotato.
Temporarily198 also had his own army: The Nanjas. The Nanjas were trained in the use of noodles to strangle their enemies. Temporarily198 decided to attempt to take over the forums, so he began to make his army march at the forums. Temporarily132, another pentuplet of Temporarily9, decided to stop Temporarily198 with his army, the Nenjas. Then the nunjas killed Temporarily198.The Nonjas suddenly nuked all the Nanjas and won.
Chapter 13: Golden age II
More people started to join the new forums,and peace was restored. Then Tinypic went to hell after pwning the forums and everyone left. It got better, though, and everything was restored!
Chapter 14: Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas v. Nonjas
Soon, the remnants of the Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas attacked the Nonjas for nuking them. The Nonjas killed them off in a long story the details of which shall never be discussed.
Chapter 15: WTF Now?
The End
Lol no.
Chapter 16: How Earth Editor stole our minds, ate our brains, and took the forums for itself
It all started one day, when Ha55i decided to make a new popular game known as Earth Editor; she didn't know the effects of the game would be. Ha55ii then realized she might be a he. Of course, that didn't matter, as the Nonjas found that Earth Editor could control people's minds. They used this power to return to Uncyclopedia and turn the entire website into a redirect to Dan-Ball. The power backfired, however, and all the nonjas, forumers, uncyclopedians, Ha55i, and anyone they could get their hands on began turning everything into a shrine to Earth Editor. In a totally unrelated story, Qwerty made some random forum game about something that probably won't last too long. Soon, the entire world became a shrine to Earth Editor, and the whole world was lost.
Chapter 17: The Parallel Universe we are in, where Earth Editor still controls our minds, but not as effectively, in which some of the members of the forum save the Earth Editor controlled universe, they attempt to control us, and we win.
We win. But that doesn't mean that the Earth Editor universe is gone forever. Of course, those sentences belonged at the end of the chapter, not the beginning, and the author has no idea how this sentence even got in the story, for the author was just ranting at the editor after the book was published, but anyways, the real first sentence was, "And so, Ha55i of this world created Earth Editor, neither knowing the chaos it unleashed in the alternate universe, nor inserting the mind control part of Earth Editor correctly," which the editor didn't understand, so was cut out in the first draft, which the author re-added it, causing extreme chaos that this sentence, improbably, ended up in the story; this had nothing to do with the spaceship above Earth at that moment.
Chapter 18: And Now for Something Completely Different!
Uhh... Author should move soon... before the bulldozer gets his house... I shouldn't touch his stuff... Oops... Looks like its been recording what I've been saying!
Chapter 19: In other history...
The forums were up and running again, with members joining aplenty. But they were all really noobs, their only purpose to spam all that is good with all that is evil, causing the new staff position of Noobslayer to be created. There was a great competition among the members to see who would become the new Noobslayer. The first noobslayer was Ganon.
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages
The golden age began to shine; the forum was filled with good members. The best of them was Ganon. However, he doesn't really factor into this story much. In this period, TheShadowLord, who had been gone due to his real life, returned, to find his account gone. TSL--who was, in fact, the real best member, since Ganon was actually only fooling himself with his silly delusions of grandeur--later learned that it was the filthy noob Molopoy who had deleted his account. He learned what else was new on the forums, and created a new account. Then he started going on about how the activity was dying, how the staff system had been screwed up, how the forum was going to dogs, and how the real Golden Ages had actually ended 10 months ago, which meant that everyone was having delusions of grandeur and that TSL was the only sane person there. Listo got annoyed at this and banned TSL. This made Ganon the awesomest person once again. Or so he thought, since everyone had long agreed that Listo was the second awesomest person, after TSL. But Listo was no longer awesome, as he turned evil. Or at least, self-deluded, for he began to believe that he created the Holy Powder Game. Listo then created Dragon Sim, which was even better than Planet Sim. This turned out to be yet another delusion of grandeur, for nothing except Powder Game could possibly surpass the mighty Planet Simulation, and as a result, the Dan-Ballers started hating on Dragon Sim, boycotted it, and caused it to die, after which they shunned Listo from the Forums because of his fail. But Listo's power in the forums was great, and he was the official owner of the forums.
Chapter 8: CHAOS on April First
Artcoursecannon was the best of all the pranksters, and was feeling particularly mischievous on this particular April First. So did TheListo. He decided to splode the forum's head as a prank. TheListo, on the other hand, decided to "move" the forums. This resulted in a lot of chaos and screaming. People were running down the streets of Dan-Ball until, eventually, a hero in a cape came along. His name was Ganondox. Ganondox, being a superhero, moved all of the stuff in the old forums to the new ones and deleted the old forum copy so he wouldn't be confused. Then, he woke up. He realized that he still did the stuff he was dreaming, except for the fact that since there was no new forums, he just deleted many threads; no one knew how he did this, for he wasn't an admin. The threads were restored and peace was soon also restored.
Chapter 9: Qwerty Pwns
Soon later, Qwertyuiop took a vacation on a Pacific Island. There he was eaten by a shark and died. However, he attracted some Nonjas with his intelligence, so he was resurrected and brought to Temporarily9. It was there that he was put in a high security cell. After much torture, Temporarily9 made him rebuid the Inner Sanctum computer. Temporarily9 took the place of Qwertyuiop, and Qwertyuiop was not seen for 3 years.
Chapter 10: Revenge of the Nonjas
The Nonjas, being unsatisfied by their control of their island, began their assault on the forums by attacking Listo, although he drove them away with their huge sword. That plan failed, so Temporarily9 decided to take the forums, as Qwertyuiop was already an administrator. He created an alter-ego called Lag, and became Listo's friend. Lag then sploded the entire universe except for one atom. Fortunately, Ha55ii had made a backup and restored the universe. The members of the danball forum rebelled, creating the new dan-ball forum, with disabled backing up the old forum. A member known as Chronologik, from the far reaches of Rosasecta, created an image that pointed people in the correct direction. Temporarily9 also convinced Qwerty *cough*tortured*cough* to give him his password and, as Qwerty, convinced Ha55i to give him the new forums.
Chapter 11: The Nonja Handbook
It is blank.
Chapter 12: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named returns
Who is He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, you ask?
I cannot tell you, as he cannot be named.
That standard response is actually false, but He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is not Voldemort, who was defeated centuries ago, but rather Temporarily198, the evil pentuplet of Temporarily9. He was also a relative of Greenpotato.
Temporarily198 also had his own army: The Nanjas. The Nanjas were trained in the use of noodles to strangle their enemies. Temporarily198 decided to attempt to take over the forums, so he began to make his army march at the forums. Temporarily132, another pentuplet of Temporarily9, decided to stop Temporarily198 with his army, the Nenjas. Then the nunjas killed Temporarily198.The Nonjas suddenly nuked all the Nanjas and won.
Chapter 13: Golden age II
More people started to join the new forums,and peace was restored. Then Tinypic went to hell after pwning the forums and everyone left. It got better, though, and everything was restored!
Chapter 14: Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas v. Nonjas
Soon, the remnants of the Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas attacked the Nonjas for nuking them. The Nonjas killed them off in a long story the details of which shall never be discussed.
Chapter 15: WTF Now?
The End
Lol no.
Chapter 16: How Earth Editor stole our minds, ate our brains, and took the forums for itself
It all started one day, when Ha55i decided to make a new popular game known as Earth Editor; she didn't know the effects of the game would be. Ha55ii then realized she might be a he. Of course, that didn't matter, as the Nonjas found that Earth Editor could control people's minds. They used this power to return to Uncyclopedia and turn the entire website into a redirect to Dan-Ball. The power backfired, however, and all the nonjas, forumers, uncyclopedians, Ha55i, and anyone they could get their hands on began turning everything into a shrine to Earth Editor. In a totally unrelated story, Qwerty made some random forum game about something that probably won't last too long. Soon, the entire world became a shrine to Earth Editor, and the whole world was lost.
Chapter 17: The Parallel Universe we are in, where Earth Editor still controls our minds, but not as effectively, in which some of the members of the forum save the Earth Editor controlled universe, they attempt to control us, and we win.
We win. But that doesn't mean that the Earth Editor universe is gone forever. Of course, those sentences belonged at the end of the chapter, not the beginning, and the author has no idea how this sentence even got in the story, for the author was just ranting at the editor after the book was published, but anyways, the real first sentence was, "And so, Ha55i of this world created Earth Editor, neither knowing the chaos it unleashed in the alternate universe, nor inserting the mind control part of Earth Editor correctly," which the editor didn't understand, so was cut out in the first draft, which the author re-added it, causing extreme chaos that this sentence, improbably, ended up in the story; this had nothing to do with the spaceship above Earth at that moment.
Chapter 18: And Now for Something Completely Different!
Uhh... Author should move soon... before the bulldozer gets his house... I shouldn't touch his stuff... Oops... Looks like its been recording what I've been saying!
Chapter 19: In other history...
The forums were up and running again, with members joining aplenty. But they were all really noobs, their only purpose to spam all that is good with all that is evil, causing the new staff position of Noobslayer to be created. There was a great competition among the members to see who would become the new Noobslayer. The first noobslayer was Ganon. He died in his first quest, and a new Noobslayer, Rock, was appointed.
Post by ganondorfchampin on Oct 11, 2010 13:54:22 GMT
Chapter 1: In the Beginning...
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages
The golden age began to shine; the forum was filled with good members. The best of them was Ganon. However, he doesn't really factor into this story much. In this period, TheShadowLord, who had been gone due to his real life, returned, to find his account gone. TSL--who was, in fact, the real best member, since Ganon was actually only fooling himself with his silly delusions of grandeur--later learned that it was the filthy noob Molopoy who had deleted his account. He learned what else was new on the forums, and created a new account. Then he started going on about how the activity was dying, how the staff system had been screwed up, how the forum was going to dogs, and how the real Golden Ages had actually ended 10 months ago, which meant that everyone was having delusions of grandeur and that TSL was the only sane person there. Listo got annoyed at this and banned TSL. This made Ganon the awesomest person once again. Or so he thought, since everyone had long agreed that Listo was the second awesomest person, after TSL. But Listo was no longer awesome, as he turned evil. Or at least, self-deluded, for he began to believe that he created the Holy Powder Game. Listo then created Dragon Sim, which was even better than Planet Sim. This turned out to be yet another delusion of grandeur, for nothing except Powder Game could possibly surpass the mighty Planet Simulation, and as a result, the Dan-Ballers started hating on Dragon Sim, boycotted it, and caused it to die, after which they shunned Listo from the Forums because of his fail. But Listo's power in the forums was great, and he was the official owner of the forums.
Chapter 8: CHAOS on April First
Artcoursecannon was the best of all the pranksters, and was feeling particularly mischievous on this particular April First. So did TheListo. He decided to splode the forum's head as a prank. TheListo, on the other hand, decided to "move" the forums. This resulted in a lot of chaos and screaming. People were running down the streets of Dan-Ball until, eventually, a hero in a cape came along. His name was Ganondox. Ganondox, being a superhero, moved all of the stuff in the old forums to the new ones and deleted the old forum copy so he wouldn't be confused. Then, he woke up. He realized that he still did the stuff he was dreaming, except for the fact that since there was no new forums, he just deleted many threads; no one knew how he did this, for he wasn't an admin. The threads were restored and peace was soon also restored.
Chapter 9: Qwerty Pwns
Soon later, Qwertyuiop took a vacation on a Pacific Island. There he was eaten by a shark and died. However, he attracted some Nonjas with his intelligence, so he was resurrected and brought to Temporarily9. It was there that he was put in a high security cell. After much torture, Temporarily9 made him rebuid the Inner Sanctum computer. Temporarily9 took the place of Qwertyuiop, and Qwertyuiop was not seen for 3 years.
Chapter 10: Revenge of the Nonjas
The Nonjas, being unsatisfied by their control of their island, began their assault on the forums by attacking Listo, although he drove them away with their huge sword. That plan failed, so Temporarily9 decided to take the forums, as Qwertyuiop was already an administrator. He created an alter-ego called Lag, and became Listo's friend. Lag then sploded the entire universe except for one atom. Fortunately, Ha55ii had made a backup and restored the universe. The members of the danball forum rebelled, creating the new dan-ball forum, with disabled backing up the old forum. A member known as Chronologik, from the far reaches of Rosasecta, created an image that pointed people in the correct direction. Temporarily9 also convinced Qwerty *cough*tortured*cough* to give him his password and, as Qwerty, convinced Ha55i to give him the new forums.
Chapter 11: The Nonja Handbook
It is blank.
Chapter 12: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named returns
Who is He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, you ask?
I cannot tell you, as he cannot be named.
That standard response is actually false, but He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is not Voldemort, who was defeated centuries ago, but rather Temporarily198, the evil pentuplet of Temporarily9. He was also a relative of Greenpotato.
Temporarily198 also had his own army: The Nanjas. The Nanjas were trained in the use of noodles to strangle their enemies. Temporarily198 decided to attempt to take over the forums, so he began to make his army march at the forums. Temporarily132, another pentuplet of Temporarily9, decided to stop Temporarily198 with his army, the Nenjas. Then the nunjas killed Temporarily198.The Nonjas suddenly nuked all the Nanjas and won.
Chapter 13: Golden age II
More people started to join the new forums,and peace was restored. Then Tinypic went to hell after pwning the forums and everyone left. It got better, though, and everything was restored!
Chapter 14: Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas v. Nonjas
Soon, the remnants of the Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas attacked the Nonjas for nuking them. The Nonjas killed them off in a long story the details of which shall never be discussed.
Chapter 15: WTF Now?
The End
Lol no.
Chapter 16: How Earth Editor stole our minds, ate our brains, and took the forums for itself
It all started one day, when Ha55i decided to make a new popular game known as Earth Editor; she didn't know the effects of the game would be. Ha55ii then realized she might be a he. Of course, that didn't matter, as the Nonjas found that Earth Editor could control people's minds. They used this power to return to Uncyclopedia and turn the entire website into a redirect to Dan-Ball. The power backfired, however, and all the nonjas, forumers, uncyclopedians, Ha55i, and anyone they could get their hands on began turning everything into a shrine to Earth Editor. In a totally unrelated story, Qwerty made some random forum game about something that probably won't last too long. Soon, the entire world became a shrine to Earth Editor, and the whole world was lost.
Chapter 17: The Parallel Universe we are in, where Earth Editor still controls our minds, but not as effectively, in which some of the members of the forum save the Earth Editor controlled universe, they attempt to control us, and we win.
We win. But that doesn't mean that the Earth Editor universe is gone forever. Of course, those sentences belonged at the end of the chapter, not the beginning, and the author has no idea how this sentence even got in the story, for the author was just ranting at the editor after the book was published, but anyways, the real first sentence was, "And so, Ha55i of this world created Earth Editor, neither knowing the chaos it unleashed in the alternate universe, nor inserting the mind control part of Earth Editor correctly," which the editor didn't understand, so was cut out in the first draft, which the author re-added it, causing extreme chaos that this sentence, improbably, ended up in the story; this had nothing to do with the spaceship above Earth at that moment.
Chapter 18: And Now for Something Completely Different!
Uhh... Author should move soon... before the bulldozer gets his house... I shouldn't touch his stuff... Oops... Looks like its been recording what I've been saying!
Chapter 19: In other history...
The forums were up and running again, with members joining aplenty. But they were all really noobs, their only purpose to spam all that is good with all that is evil, causing the new staff position of Noobslayer to be created. There was a great competition among the members to see who would become the new Noobslayer. The first noobslayer was Ganon. He died in his first quest, and a new Noobslayer, Rock, was appointed.
Chapter 20: The Final Chapter, in which Ganon gets his revenge on Rock
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages
The golden age began to shine; the forum was filled with good members. The best of them was Ganon. However, he doesn't really factor into this story much. In this period, TheShadowLord, who had been gone due to his real life, returned, to find his account gone. TSL--who was, in fact, the real best member, since Ganon was actually only fooling himself with his silly delusions of grandeur--later learned that it was the filthy noob Molopoy who had deleted his account. He learned what else was new on the forums, and created a new account. Then he started going on about how the activity was dying, how the staff system had been screwed up, how the forum was going to dogs, and how the real Golden Ages had actually ended 10 months ago, which meant that everyone was having delusions of grandeur and that TSL was the only sane person there. Listo got annoyed at this and banned TSL. This made Ganon the awesomest person once again. Or so he thought, since everyone had long agreed that Listo was the second awesomest person, after TSL. But Listo was no longer awesome, as he turned evil. Or at least, self-deluded, for he began to believe that he created the Holy Powder Game. Listo then created Dragon Sim, which was even better than Planet Sim. This turned out to be yet another delusion of grandeur, for nothing except Powder Game could possibly surpass the mighty Planet Simulation, and as a result, the Dan-Ballers started hating on Dragon Sim, boycotted it, and caused it to die, after which they shunned Listo from the Forums because of his fail. But Listo's power in the forums was great, and he was the official owner of the forums.
Chapter 8: CHAOS on April First
Artcoursecannon was the best of all the pranksters, and was feeling particularly mischievous on this particular April First. So did TheListo. He decided to splode the forum's head as a prank. TheListo, on the other hand, decided to "move" the forums. This resulted in a lot of chaos and screaming. People were running down the streets of Dan-Ball until, eventually, a hero in a cape came along. His name was Ganondox. Ganondox, being a superhero, moved all of the stuff in the old forums to the new ones and deleted the old forum copy so he wouldn't be confused. Then, he woke up. He realized that he still did the stuff he was dreaming, except for the fact that since there was no new forums, he just deleted many threads; no one knew how he did this, for he wasn't an admin. The threads were restored and peace was soon also restored.
Chapter 9: Qwerty Pwns
Soon later, Qwertyuiop took a vacation on a Pacific Island. There he was eaten by a shark and died. However, he attracted some Nonjas with his intelligence, so he was resurrected and brought to Temporarily9. It was there that he was put in a high security cell. After much torture, Temporarily9 made him rebuid the Inner Sanctum computer. Temporarily9 took the place of Qwertyuiop, and Qwertyuiop was not seen for 3 years.
Chapter 10: Revenge of the Nonjas
The Nonjas, being unsatisfied by their control of their island, began their assault on the forums by attacking Listo, although he drove them away with their huge sword. That plan failed, so Temporarily9 decided to take the forums, as Qwertyuiop was already an administrator. He created an alter-ego called Lag, and became Listo's friend. Lag then sploded the entire universe except for one atom. Fortunately, Ha55ii had made a backup and restored the universe. The members of the danball forum rebelled, creating the new dan-ball forum, with disabled backing up the old forum. A member known as Chronologik, from the far reaches of Rosasecta, created an image that pointed people in the correct direction. Temporarily9 also convinced Qwerty *cough*tortured*cough* to give him his password and, as Qwerty, convinced Ha55i to give him the new forums.
Chapter 11: The Nonja Handbook
It is blank.
Chapter 12: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named returns
Who is He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, you ask?
I cannot tell you, as he cannot be named.
That standard response is actually false, but He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is not Voldemort, who was defeated centuries ago, but rather Temporarily198, the evil pentuplet of Temporarily9. He was also a relative of Greenpotato.
Temporarily198 also had his own army: The Nanjas. The Nanjas were trained in the use of noodles to strangle their enemies. Temporarily198 decided to attempt to take over the forums, so he began to make his army march at the forums. Temporarily132, another pentuplet of Temporarily9, decided to stop Temporarily198 with his army, the Nenjas. Then the nunjas killed Temporarily198.The Nonjas suddenly nuked all the Nanjas and won.
Chapter 13: Golden age II
More people started to join the new forums,and peace was restored. Then Tinypic went to hell after pwning the forums and everyone left. It got better, though, and everything was restored!
Chapter 14: Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas v. Nonjas
Soon, the remnants of the Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas attacked the Nonjas for nuking them. The Nonjas killed them off in a long story the details of which shall never be discussed.
Chapter 15: WTF Now?
The End
Lol no.
Chapter 16: How Earth Editor stole our minds, ate our brains, and took the forums for itself
It all started one day, when Ha55i decided to make a new popular game known as Earth Editor; she didn't know the effects of the game would be. Ha55ii then realized she might be a he. Of course, that didn't matter, as the Nonjas found that Earth Editor could control people's minds. They used this power to return to Uncyclopedia and turn the entire website into a redirect to Dan-Ball. The power backfired, however, and all the nonjas, forumers, uncyclopedians, Ha55i, and anyone they could get their hands on began turning everything into a shrine to Earth Editor. In a totally unrelated story, Qwerty made some random forum game about something that probably won't last too long. Soon, the entire world became a shrine to Earth Editor, and the whole world was lost.
Chapter 17: The Parallel Universe we are in, where Earth Editor still controls our minds, but not as effectively, in which some of the members of the forum save the Earth Editor controlled universe, they attempt to control us, and we win.
We win. But that doesn't mean that the Earth Editor universe is gone forever. Of course, those sentences belonged at the end of the chapter, not the beginning, and the author has no idea how this sentence even got in the story, for the author was just ranting at the editor after the book was published, but anyways, the real first sentence was, "And so, Ha55i of this world created Earth Editor, neither knowing the chaos it unleashed in the alternate universe, nor inserting the mind control part of Earth Editor correctly," which the editor didn't understand, so was cut out in the first draft, which the author re-added it, causing extreme chaos that this sentence, improbably, ended up in the story; this had nothing to do with the spaceship above Earth at that moment.
Chapter 18: And Now for Something Completely Different!
Uhh... Author should move soon... before the bulldozer gets his house... I shouldn't touch his stuff... Oops... Looks like its been recording what I've been saying!
Chapter 19: In other history...
The forums were up and running again, with members joining aplenty. But they were all really noobs, their only purpose to spam all that is good with all that is evil, causing the new staff position of Noobslayer to be created. There was a great competition among the members to see who would become the new Noobslayer. The first noobslayer was Ganon. He died in his first quest, and a new Noobslayer, Rock, was appointed.
Chapter 20: The Final Chapter, in which Ganon gets his revenge on Rock. He walks up to rock and proceeds to attack while Rock has already been shattered into a million rocks which all reform.
i.imgur.com/sgtqw.png [/img] Joined 21st June 2008 (Original Forum Member) 1# to 2K, 3K Posts and 30 Badge 1# in Evil-ness 1# in Crazy-ness
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages
The golden age began to shine; the forum was filled with good members. The best of them was Ganon. However, he doesn't really factor into this story much. In this period, TheShadowLord, who had been gone due to his real life, returned, to find his account gone. TSL--who was, in fact, the real best member, since Ganon was actually only fooling himself with his silly delusions of grandeur--later learned that it was the filthy noob Molopoy who had deleted his account. He learned what else was new on the forums, and created a new account. Then he started going on about how the activity was dying, how the staff system had been screwed up, how the forum was going to dogs, and how the real Golden Ages had actually ended 10 months ago, which meant that everyone was having delusions of grandeur and that TSL was the only sane person there. Listo got annoyed at this and banned TSL. This made Ganon the awesomest person once again. Or so he thought, since everyone had long agreed that Listo was the second awesomest person, after TSL. But Listo was no longer awesome, as he turned evil. Or at least, self-deluded, for he began to believe that he created the Holy Powder Game. Listo then created Dragon Sim, which was even better than Planet Sim. This turned out to be yet another delusion of grandeur, for nothing except Powder Game could possibly surpass the mighty Planet Simulation, and as a result, the Dan-Ballers started hating on Dragon Sim, boycotted it, and caused it to die, after which they shunned Listo from the Forums because of his fail. But Listo's power in the forums was great, and he was the official owner of the forums.
Chapter 8: CHAOS on April First
Artcoursecannon was the best of all the pranksters, and was feeling particularly mischievous on this particular April First. So did TheListo. He decided to splode the forum's head as a prank. TheListo, on the other hand, decided to "move" the forums. This resulted in a lot of chaos and screaming. People were running down the streets of Dan-Ball until, eventually, a hero in a cape came along. His name was Ganondox. Ganondox, being a superhero, moved all of the stuff in the old forums to the new ones and deleted the old forum copy so he wouldn't be confused. Then, he woke up. He realized that he still did the stuff he was dreaming, except for the fact that since there was no new forums, he just deleted many threads; no one knew how he did this, for he wasn't an admin. The threads were restored and peace was soon also restored.
Chapter 9: Qwerty Pwns
Soon later, Qwertyuiop took a vacation on a Pacific Island. There he was eaten by a shark and died. However, he attracted some Nonjas with his intelligence, so he was resurrected and brought to Temporarily9. It was there that he was put in a high security cell. After much torture, Temporarily9 made him rebuid the Inner Sanctum computer. Temporarily9 took the place of Qwertyuiop, and Qwertyuiop was not seen for 3 years.
Chapter 10: Revenge of the Nonjas
The Nonjas, being unsatisfied by their control of their island, began their assault on the forums by attacking Listo, although he drove them away with their huge sword. That plan failed, so Temporarily9 decided to take the forums, as Qwertyuiop was already an administrator. He created an alter-ego called Lag, and became Listo's friend. Lag then sploded the entire universe except for one atom. Fortunately, Ha55ii had made a backup and restored the universe. The members of the danball forum rebelled, creating the new dan-ball forum, with disabled backing up the old forum. A member known as Chronologik, from the far reaches of Rosasecta, created an image that pointed people in the correct direction. Temporarily9 also convinced Qwerty *cough*tortured*cough* to give him his password and, as Qwerty, convinced Ha55i to give him the new forums.
Chapter 11: The Nonja Handbook
It is blank.
Chapter 12: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named returns
Who is He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, you ask?
I cannot tell you, as he cannot be named.
That standard response is actually false, but He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is not Voldemort, who was defeated centuries ago, but rather Temporarily198, the evil pentuplet of Temporarily9. He was also a relative of Greenpotato.
Temporarily198 also had his own army: The Nanjas. The Nanjas were trained in the use of noodles to strangle their enemies. Temporarily198 decided to attempt to take over the forums, so he began to make his army march at the forums. Temporarily132, another pentuplet of Temporarily9, decided to stop Temporarily198 with his army, the Nenjas. Then the nunjas killed Temporarily198.The Nonjas suddenly nuked all the Nanjas and won.
Chapter 13: Golden age II
More people started to join the new forums,and peace was restored. Then Tinypic went to hell after pwning the forums and everyone left. It got better, though, and everything was restored!
Chapter 14: Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas v. Nonjas
Soon, the remnants of the Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas attacked the Nonjas for nuking them. The Nonjas killed them off in a long story the details of which shall never be discussed.
Chapter 15: WTF Now?
The End
Lol no.
Chapter 16: How Earth Editor stole our minds, ate our brains, and took the forums for itself
It all started one day, when Ha55i decided to make a new popular game known as Earth Editor; she didn't know the effects of the game would be. Ha55ii then realized she might be a he. Of course, that didn't matter, as the Nonjas found that Earth Editor could control people's minds. They used this power to return to Uncyclopedia and turn the entire website into a redirect to Dan-Ball. The power backfired, however, and all the nonjas, forumers, uncyclopedians, Ha55i, and anyone they could get their hands on began turning everything into a shrine to Earth Editor. In a totally unrelated story, Qwerty made some random forum game about something that probably won't last too long. Soon, the entire world became a shrine to Earth Editor, and the whole world was lost.
Chapter 17: The Parallel Universe we are in, where Earth Editor still controls our minds, but not as effectively, in which some of the members of the forum save the Earth Editor controlled universe, they attempt to control us, and we win.
We win. But that doesn't mean that the Earth Editor universe is gone forever. Of course, those sentences belonged at the end of the chapter, not the beginning, and the author has no idea how this sentence even got in the story, for the author was just ranting at the editor after the book was published, but anyways, the real first sentence was, "And so, Ha55i of this world created Earth Editor, neither knowing the chaos it unleashed in the alternate universe, nor inserting the mind control part of Earth Editor correctly," which the editor didn't understand, so was cut out in the first draft, which the author re-added it, causing extreme chaos that this sentence, improbably, ended up in the story; this had nothing to do with the spaceship above Earth at that moment.
Chapter 18: And Now for Something Completely Different!
Uhh... Author should move soon... before the bulldozer gets his house... I shouldn't touch his stuff... Oops... Looks like its been recording what I've been saying!
Chapter 19: In other history...
The forums were up and running again, with members joining aplenty. But they were all really noobs, their only purpose to spam all that is good with all that is evil, causing the new staff position of Noobslayer to be created. There was a great competition among the members to see who would become the new Noobslayer. The first noobslayer was Ganon. He died in his first quest, and a new Noobslayer, Rock, was appointed.
Chapter 20: The Final Chapter, in which Ganon gets his revenge on Rock. He walks up to rock and proceeds to attack while Rock has already been shattered into a million rocks which all reform. Listo returns for a visit, but leaves when he sees Gannon attacking a pile of rocks for no readily apparent reason.
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages
The golden age began to shine; the forum was filled with good members. The best of them was Ganon. However, he doesn't really factor into this story much. In this period, TheShadowLord, who had been gone due to his real life, returned, to find his account gone. TSL--who was, in fact, the real best member, since Ganon was actually only fooling himself with his silly delusions of grandeur--later learned that it was the filthy noob Molopoy who had deleted his account. He learned what else was new on the forums, and created a new account. Then he started going on about how the activity was dying, how the staff system had been screwed up, how the forum was going to dogs, and how the real Golden Ages had actually ended 10 months ago, which meant that everyone was having delusions of grandeur and that TSL was the only sane person there. Listo got annoyed at this and banned TSL. This made Ganon the awesomest person once again. Or so he thought, since everyone had long agreed that Listo was the second awesomest person, after TSL. But Listo was no longer awesome, as he turned evil. Or at least, self-deluded, for he began to believe that he created the Holy Powder Game. Listo then created Dragon Sim, which was even better than Planet Sim. This turned out to be yet another delusion of grandeur, for nothing except Powder Game could possibly surpass the mighty Planet Simulation, and as a result, the Dan-Ballers started hating on Dragon Sim, boycotted it, and caused it to die, after which they shunned Listo from the Forums because of his fail. But Listo's power in the forums was great, and he was the official owner of the forums.
Chapter 8: CHAOS on April First
Artcoursecannon was the best of all the pranksters, and was feeling particularly mischievous on this particular April First. So did TheListo. He decided to splode the forum's head as a prank. TheListo, on the other hand, decided to "move" the forums. This resulted in a lot of chaos and screaming. People were running down the streets of Dan-Ball until, eventually, a hero in a cape came along. His name was Ganondox. Ganondox, being a superhero, moved all of the stuff in the old forums to the new ones and deleted the old forum copy so he wouldn't be confused. Then, he woke up. He realized that he still did the stuff he was dreaming, except for the fact that since there was no new forums, he just deleted many threads; no one knew how he did this, for he wasn't an admin. The threads were restored and peace was soon also restored.
Chapter 9: Qwerty Pwns
Soon later, Qwertyuiop took a vacation on a Pacific Island. There he was eaten by a shark and died. However, he attracted some Nonjas with his intelligence, so he was resurrected and brought to Temporarily9. It was there that he was put in a high security cell. After much torture, Temporarily9 made him rebuid the Inner Sanctum computer. Temporarily9 took the place of Qwertyuiop, and Qwertyuiop was not seen for 3 years.
Chapter 10: Revenge of the Nonjas
The Nonjas, being unsatisfied by their control of their island, began their assault on the forums by attacking Listo, although he drove them away with their huge sword. That plan failed, so Temporarily9 decided to take the forums, as Qwertyuiop was already an administrator. He created an alter-ego called Lag, and became Listo's friend. Lag then sploded the entire universe except for one atom. Fortunately, Ha55ii had made a backup and restored the universe. The members of the danball forum rebelled, creating the new dan-ball forum, with disabled backing up the old forum. A member known as Chronologik, from the far reaches of Rosasecta, created an image that pointed people in the correct direction. Temporarily9 also convinced Qwerty *cough*tortured*cough* to give him his password and, as Qwerty, convinced Ha55i to give him the new forums.
Chapter 11: The Nonja Handbook
It is blank.
Chapter 12: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named returns
Who is He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, you ask?
I cannot tell you, as he cannot be named.
That standard response is actually false, but He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is not Voldemort, who was defeated centuries ago, but rather Temporarily198, the evil pentuplet of Temporarily9. He was also a relative of Greenpotato.
Temporarily198 also had his own army: The Nanjas. The Nanjas were trained in the use of noodles to strangle their enemies. Temporarily198 decided to attempt to take over the forums, so he began to make his army march at the forums. Temporarily132, another pentuplet of Temporarily9, decided to stop Temporarily198 with his army, the Nenjas. Then the nunjas killed Temporarily198.The Nonjas suddenly nuked all the Nanjas and won.
Chapter 13: Golden age II
More people started to join the new forums,and peace was restored. Then Tinypic went to hell after pwning the forums and everyone left. It got better, though, and everything was restored!
Chapter 14: Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas v. Nonjas
Soon, the remnants of the Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas attacked the Nonjas for nuking them. The Nonjas killed them off in a long story the details of which shall never be discussed.
Chapter 15: WTF Now?
The End
Lol no.
Chapter 16: How Earth Editor stole our minds, ate our brains, and took the forums for itself
It all started one day, when Ha55i decided to make a new popular game known as Earth Editor; she didn't know the effects of the game would be. Ha55ii then realized she might be a he. Of course, that didn't matter, as the Nonjas found that Earth Editor could control people's minds. They used this power to return to Uncyclopedia and turn the entire website into a redirect to Dan-Ball. The power backfired, however, and all the nonjas, forumers, uncyclopedians, Ha55i, and anyone they could get their hands on began turning everything into a shrine to Earth Editor. In a totally unrelated story, Qwerty made some random forum game about something that probably won't last too long. Soon, the entire world became a shrine to Earth Editor, and the whole world was lost.
Chapter 17: The Parallel Universe we are in, where Earth Editor still controls our minds, but not as effectively, in which some of the members of the forum save the Earth Editor controlled universe, they attempt to control us, and we win.
We win. But that doesn't mean that the Earth Editor universe is gone forever. Of course, those sentences belonged at the end of the chapter, not the beginning, and the author has no idea how this sentence even got in the story, for the author was just ranting at the editor after the book was published, but anyways, the real first sentence was, "And so, Ha55i of this world created Earth Editor, neither knowing the chaos it unleashed in the alternate universe, nor inserting the mind control part of Earth Editor correctly," which the editor didn't understand, so was cut out in the first draft, which the author re-added it, causing extreme chaos that this sentence, improbably, ended up in the story; this had nothing to do with the spaceship above Earth at that moment.
Chapter 18: And Now for Something Completely Different!
Uhh... Author should move soon... before the bulldozer gets his house... I shouldn't touch his stuff... Oops... Looks like its been recording what I've been saying!
Chapter 19: In other history...
The forums were up and running again, with members joining aplenty. But they were all really noobs, their only purpose to spam all that is good with all that is evil, causing the new staff position of Noobslayer to be created. There was a great competition among the members to see who would become the new Noobslayer. The first noobslayer was Ganon. He died in his first quest, and a new Noobslayer, Rock, was appointed.
Chapter 20: The Final Chapter, in which Ganon gets his revenge on Rock. He walks up to rock and proceeds to attack while Rock has already been shattered into a million rocks which all reform. Listo returns for a visit, but leaves when he sees Gannon attacking a pile of rocks for no readily apparent reason. Unfortunately Listo forgot to conceal his presence and a huge mass of hate attacked him, which he reacted to by running away even faster.
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Post by ganondorfchampin on Oct 12, 2010 13:19:06 GMT
Chapter 1: In the Beginning...
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages
The golden age began to shine; the forum was filled with good members. The best of them was Ganon. However, he doesn't really factor into this story much. In this period, TheShadowLord, who had been gone due to his real life, returned, to find his account gone. TSL--who was, in fact, the real best member, since Ganon was actually only fooling himself with his silly delusions of grandeur--later learned that it was the filthy noob Molopoy who had deleted his account. He learned what else was new on the forums, and created a new account. Then he started going on about how the activity was dying, how the staff system had been screwed up, how the forum was going to dogs, and how the real Golden Ages had actually ended 10 months ago, which meant that everyone was having delusions of grandeur and that TSL was the only sane person there. Listo got annoyed at this and banned TSL. This made Ganon the awesomest person once again. Or so he thought, since everyone had long agreed that Listo was the second awesomest person, after TSL. But Listo was no longer awesome, as he turned evil. Or at least, self-deluded, for he began to believe that he created the Holy Powder Game. Listo then created Dragon Sim, which was even better than Planet Sim. This turned out to be yet another delusion of grandeur, for nothing except Powder Game could possibly surpass the mighty Planet Simulation, and as a result, the Dan-Ballers started hating on Dragon Sim, boycotted it, and caused it to die, after which they shunned Listo from the Forums because of his fail. But Listo's power in the forums was great, and he was the official owner of the forums.
Chapter 8: CHAOS on April First
Artcoursecannon was the best of all the pranksters, and was feeling particularly mischievous on this particular April First. So did TheListo. He decided to splode the forum's head as a prank. TheListo, on the other hand, decided to "move" the forums. This resulted in a lot of chaos and screaming. People were running down the streets of Dan-Ball until, eventually, a hero in a cape came along. His name was Ganondox. Ganondox, being a superhero, moved all of the stuff in the old forums to the new ones and deleted the old forum copy so he wouldn't be confused. Then, he woke up. He realized that he still did the stuff he was dreaming, except for the fact that since there was no new forums, he just deleted many threads; no one knew how he did this, for he wasn't an admin. The threads were restored and peace was soon also restored.
Chapter 9: Qwerty Pwns
Soon later, Qwertyuiop took a vacation on a Pacific Island. There he was eaten by a shark and died. However, he attracted some Nonjas with his intelligence, so he was resurrected and brought to Temporarily9. It was there that he was put in a high security cell. After much torture, Temporarily9 made him rebuid the Inner Sanctum computer. Temporarily9 took the place of Qwertyuiop, and Qwertyuiop was not seen for 3 years.
Chapter 10: Revenge of the Nonjas
The Nonjas, being unsatisfied by their control of their island, began their assault on the forums by attacking Listo, although he drove them away with their huge sword. That plan failed, so Temporarily9 decided to take the forums, as Qwertyuiop was already an administrator. He created an alter-ego called Lag, and became Listo's friend. Lag then sploded the entire universe except for one atom. Fortunately, Ha55ii had made a backup and restored the universe. The members of the danball forum rebelled, creating the new dan-ball forum, with disabled backing up the old forum. A member known as Chronologik, from the far reaches of Rosasecta, created an image that pointed people in the correct direction. Temporarily9 also convinced Qwerty *cough*tortured*cough* to give him his password and, as Qwerty, convinced Ha55i to give him the new forums.
Chapter 11: The Nonja Handbook
It is blank.
Chapter 12: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named returns
Who is He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, you ask?
I cannot tell you, as he cannot be named.
That standard response is actually false, but He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is not Voldemort, who was defeated centuries ago, but rather Temporarily198, the evil pentuplet of Temporarily9. He was also a relative of Greenpotato.
Temporarily198 also had his own army: The Nanjas. The Nanjas were trained in the use of noodles to strangle their enemies. Temporarily198 decided to attempt to take over the forums, so he began to make his army march at the forums. Temporarily132, another pentuplet of Temporarily9, decided to stop Temporarily198 with his army, the Nenjas. Then the nunjas killed Temporarily198.The Nonjas suddenly nuked all the Nanjas and won.
Chapter 13: Golden age II
More people started to join the new forums,and peace was restored. Then Tinypic went to hell after pwning the forums and everyone left. It got better, though, and everything was restored!
Chapter 14: Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas v. Nonjas
Soon, the remnants of the Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas attacked the Nonjas for nuking them. The Nonjas killed them off in a long story the details of which shall never be discussed.
Chapter 15: WTF Now?
The End
Lol no.
Chapter 16: How Earth Editor stole our minds, ate our brains, and took the forums for itself
It all started one day, when Ha55i decided to make a new popular game known as Earth Editor; she didn't know the effects of the game would be. Ha55ii then realized she might be a he. Of course, that didn't matter, as the Nonjas found that Earth Editor could control people's minds. They used this power to return to Uncyclopedia and turn the entire website into a redirect to Dan-Ball. The power backfired, however, and all the nonjas, forumers, uncyclopedians, Ha55i, and anyone they could get their hands on began turning everything into a shrine to Earth Editor. In a totally unrelated story, Qwerty made some random forum game about something that probably won't last too long. Soon, the entire world became a shrine to Earth Editor, and the whole world was lost.
Chapter 17: The Parallel Universe we are in, where Earth Editor still controls our minds, but not as effectively, in which some of the members of the forum save the Earth Editor controlled universe, they attempt to control us, and we win.
We win. But that doesn't mean that the Earth Editor universe is gone forever. Of course, those sentences belonged at the end of the chapter, not the beginning, and the author has no idea how this sentence even got in the story, for the author was just ranting at the editor after the book was published, but anyways, the real first sentence was, "And so, Ha55i of this world created Earth Editor, neither knowing the chaos it unleashed in the alternate universe, nor inserting the mind control part of Earth Editor correctly," which the editor didn't understand, so was cut out in the first draft, which the author re-added it, causing extreme chaos that this sentence, improbably, ended up in the story; this had nothing to do with the spaceship above Earth at that moment.
Chapter 18: And Now for Something Completely Different!
Uhh... Author should move soon... before the bulldozer gets his house... I shouldn't touch his stuff... Oops... Looks like its been recording what I've been saying!
Chapter 19: In other history...
The forums were up and running again, with members joining aplenty. But they were all really noobs, their only purpose to spam all that is good with all that is evil, causing the new staff position of Noobslayer to be created. There was a great competition among the members to see who would become the new Noobslayer. The first noobslayer was Ganon. He died in his first quest, and a new Noobslayer, Rock, was appointed.
Chapter 20: The Final Chapter, in which Ganon gets his revenge on Rock.
He walks up to rock and proceeds to attack while Rock has already been shattered into a million rocks which all reform. Listo returns for a visit, but leaves when he sees Gannon attacking a pile of rocks for no readily apparent reason. Unfortunately Listo forgot to conceal his presence and a huge mass of hate attacked him, which he reacted to by running away even faster.Qwerty then gets GANNONBANNED for misspelling Ganon.
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages
The golden age began to shine; the forum was filled with good members. The best of them was Ganon. However, he doesn't really factor into this story much. In this period, TheShadowLord, who had been gone due to his real life, returned, to find his account gone. TSL--who was, in fact, the real best member, since Ganon was actually only fooling himself with his silly delusions of grandeur--later learned that it was the filthy noob Molopoy who had deleted his account. He learned what else was new on the forums, and created a new account. Then he started going on about how the activity was dying, how the staff system had been screwed up, how the forum was going to dogs, and how the real Golden Ages had actually ended 10 months ago, which meant that everyone was having delusions of grandeur and that TSL was the only sane person there. Listo got annoyed at this and banned TSL. This made Ganon the awesomest person once again. Or so he thought, since everyone had long agreed that Listo was the second awesomest person, after TSL. But Listo was no longer awesome, as he turned evil. Or at least, self-deluded, for he began to believe that he created the Holy Powder Game. Listo then created Dragon Sim, which was even better than Planet Sim. This turned out to be yet another delusion of grandeur, for nothing except Powder Game could possibly surpass the mighty Planet Simulation, and as a result, the Dan-Ballers started hating on Dragon Sim, boycotted it, and caused it to die, after which they shunned Listo from the Forums because of his fail. But Listo's power in the forums was great, and he was the official owner of the forums.
Chapter 8: CHAOS on April First
Artcoursecannon was the best of all the pranksters, and was feeling particularly mischievous on this particular April First. So did TheListo. He decided to splode the forum's head as a prank. TheListo, on the other hand, decided to "move" the forums. This resulted in a lot of chaos and screaming. People were running down the streets of Dan-Ball until, eventually, a hero in a cape came along. His name was Ganondox. Ganondox, being a superhero, moved all of the stuff in the old forums to the new ones and deleted the old forum copy so he wouldn't be confused. Then, he woke up. He realized that he still did the stuff he was dreaming, except for the fact that since there was no new forums, he just deleted many threads; no one knew how he did this, for he wasn't an admin. The threads were restored and peace was soon also restored.
Chapter 9: Qwerty Pwns
Soon later, Qwertyuiop took a vacation on a Pacific Island. There he was eaten by a shark and died. However, he attracted some Nonjas with his intelligence, so he was resurrected and brought to Temporarily9. It was there that he was put in a high security cell. After much torture, Temporarily9 made him rebuid the Inner Sanctum computer. Temporarily9 took the place of Qwertyuiop, and Qwertyuiop was not seen for 3 years.
Chapter 10: Revenge of the Nonjas
The Nonjas, being unsatisfied by their control of their island, began their assault on the forums by attacking Listo, although he drove them away with their huge sword. That plan failed, so Temporarily9 decided to take the forums, as Qwertyuiop was already an administrator. He created an alter-ego called Lag, and became Listo's friend. Lag then sploded the entire universe except for one atom. Fortunately, Ha55ii had made a backup and restored the universe. The members of the danball forum rebelled, creating the new dan-ball forum, with disabled backing up the old forum. A member known as Chronologik, from the far reaches of Rosasecta, created an image that pointed people in the correct direction. Temporarily9 also convinced Qwerty *cough*tortured*cough* to give him his password and, as Qwerty, convinced Ha55i to give him the new forums.
Chapter 11: The Nonja Handbook
It is blank.
Chapter 12: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named returns
Who is He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, you ask?
I cannot tell you, as he cannot be named.
That standard response is actually false, but He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is not Voldemort, who was defeated centuries ago, but rather Temporarily198, the evil pentuplet of Temporarily9. He was also a relative of Greenpotato.
Temporarily198 also had his own army: The Nanjas. The Nanjas were trained in the use of noodles to strangle their enemies. Temporarily198 decided to attempt to take over the forums, so he began to make his army march at the forums. Temporarily132, another pentuplet of Temporarily9, decided to stop Temporarily198 with his army, the Nenjas. Then the nunjas killed Temporarily198.The Nonjas suddenly nuked all the Nanjas and won.
Chapter 13: Golden age II
More people started to join the new forums,and peace was restored. Then Tinypic went to hell after pwning the forums and everyone left. It got better, though, and everything was restored!
Chapter 14: Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas v. Nonjas
Soon, the remnants of the Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas attacked the Nonjas for nuking them. The Nonjas killed them off in a long story the details of which shall never be discussed.
Chapter 15: WTF Now?
The End
Lol no.
Chapter 16: How Earth Editor stole our minds, ate our brains, and took the forums for itself
It all started one day, when Ha55i decided to make a new popular game known as Earth Editor; she didn't know the effects of the game would be. Ha55ii then realized she might be a he. Of course, that didn't matter, as the Nonjas found that Earth Editor could control people's minds. They used this power to return to Uncyclopedia and turn the entire website into a redirect to Dan-Ball. The power backfired, however, and all the nonjas, forumers, uncyclopedians, Ha55i, and anyone they could get their hands on began turning everything into a shrine to Earth Editor. In a totally unrelated story, Qwerty made some random forum game about something that probably won't last too long. Soon, the entire world became a shrine to Earth Editor, and the whole world was lost.
Chapter 17: The Parallel Universe we are in, where Earth Editor still controls our minds, but not as effectively, in which some of the members of the forum save the Earth Editor controlled universe, they attempt to control us, and we win.
We win. But that doesn't mean that the Earth Editor universe is gone forever. Of course, those sentences belonged at the end of the chapter, not the beginning, and the author has no idea how this sentence even got in the story, for the author was just ranting at the editor after the book was published, but anyways, the real first sentence was, "And so, Ha55i of this world created Earth Editor, neither knowing the chaos it unleashed in the alternate universe, nor inserting the mind control part of Earth Editor correctly," which the editor didn't understand, so was cut out in the first draft, which the author re-added it, causing extreme chaos that this sentence, improbably, ended up in the story; this had nothing to do with the spaceship above Earth at that moment.
Chapter 18: And Now for Something Completely Different!
Uhh... Author should move soon... before the bulldozer gets his house... I shouldn't touch his stuff... Oops... Looks like its been recording what I've been saying!
Chapter 19: In other history...
The forums were up and running again, with members joining aplenty. But they were all really noobs, their only purpose to spam all that is good with all that is evil, causing the new staff position of Noobslayer to be created. There was a great competition among the members to see who would become the new Noobslayer. The first noobslayer was Ganon. He died in his first quest, and a new Noobslayer, Rock, was appointed.
Chapter 20: The Final Chapter, in which Ganon gets his revenge on Rock.
He walks up to rock and proceeds to attack while Rock has already been shattered into a million rocks which all reform. Listo returns for a visit, but leaves when he sees Gannon attacking a pile of rocks for no readily apparent reason. Unfortunately Listo forgot to conceal his presence and a huge mass of hate attacked him, which he reacted to by running away even faster. Qwerty then gets GANNONBANNED for misspelling Ganon. Unfortunately the GANNONBAN backfired and banned everyone on the forum except the three admins into oblivion, which caused them to get so lonely that they commit suicide with a pie loving pointy object.
i.imgur.com/sgtqw.png [/img] Joined 21st June 2008 (Original Forum Member) 1# to 2K, 3K Posts and 30 Badge 1# in Evil-ness 1# in Crazy-ness
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages
The golden age began to shine; the forum was filled with good members. The best of them was Ganon. However, he doesn't really factor into this story much. In this period, TheShadowLord, who had been gone due to his real life, returned, to find his account gone. TSL--who was, in fact, the real best member, since Ganon was actually only fooling himself with his silly delusions of grandeur--later learned that it was the filthy noob Molopoy who had deleted his account. He learned what else was new on the forums, and created a new account. Then he started going on about how the activity was dying, how the staff system had been screwed up, how the forum was going to dogs, and how the real Golden Ages had actually ended 10 months ago, which meant that everyone was having delusions of grandeur and that TSL was the only sane person there. Listo got annoyed at this and banned TSL. This made Ganon the awesomest person once again. Or so he thought, since everyone had long agreed that Listo was the second awesomest person, after TSL. But Listo was no longer awesome, as he turned evil. Or at least, self-deluded, for he began to believe that he created the Holy Powder Game. Listo then created Dragon Sim, which was even better than Planet Sim. This turned out to be yet another delusion of grandeur, for nothing except Powder Game could possibly surpass the mighty Planet Simulation, and as a result, the Dan-Ballers started hating on Dragon Sim, boycotted it, and caused it to die, after which they shunned Listo from the Forums because of his fail. But Listo's power in the forums was great, and he was the official owner of the forums.
Chapter 8: CHAOS on April First
Artcoursecannon was the best of all the pranksters, and was feeling particularly mischievous on this particular April First. So did TheListo. He decided to splode the forum's head as a prank. TheListo, on the other hand, decided to "move" the forums. This resulted in a lot of chaos and screaming. People were running down the streets of Dan-Ball until, eventually, a hero in a cape came along. His name was Ganondox. Ganondox, being a superhero, moved all of the stuff in the old forums to the new ones and deleted the old forum copy so he wouldn't be confused. Then, he woke up. He realized that he still did the stuff he was dreaming, except for the fact that since there was no new forums, he just deleted many threads; no one knew how he did this, for he wasn't an admin. The threads were restored and peace was soon also restored.
Chapter 9: Qwerty Pwns
Soon later, Qwertyuiop took a vacation on a Pacific Island. There he was eaten by a shark and died. However, he attracted some Nonjas with his intelligence, so he was resurrected and brought to Temporarily9. It was there that he was put in a high security cell. After much torture, Temporarily9 made him rebuid the Inner Sanctum computer. Temporarily9 took the place of Qwertyuiop, and Qwertyuiop was not seen for 3 years.
Chapter 10: Revenge of the Nonjas
The Nonjas, being unsatisfied by their control of their island, began their assault on the forums by attacking Listo, although he drove them away with their huge sword. That plan failed, so Temporarily9 decided to take the forums, as Qwertyuiop was already an administrator. He created an alter-ego called Lag, and became Listo's friend. Lag then sploded the entire universe except for one atom. Fortunately, Ha55ii had made a backup and restored the universe. The members of the danball forum rebelled, creating the new dan-ball forum, with disabled backing up the old forum. A member known as Chronologik, from the far reaches of Rosasecta, created an image that pointed people in the correct direction. Temporarily9 also convinced Qwerty *cough*tortured*cough* to give him his password and, as Qwerty, convinced Ha55i to give him the new forums.
Chapter 11: The Nonja Handbook
It is blank.
Chapter 12: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named returns
Who is He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, you ask?
I cannot tell you, as he cannot be named.
That standard response is actually false, but He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is not Voldemort, who was defeated centuries ago, but rather Temporarily198, the evil pentuplet of Temporarily9. He was also a relative of Greenpotato.
Temporarily198 also had his own army: The Nanjas. The Nanjas were trained in the use of noodles to strangle their enemies. Temporarily198 decided to attempt to take over the forums, so he began to make his army march at the forums. Temporarily132, another pentuplet of Temporarily9, decided to stop Temporarily198 with his army, the Nenjas. Then the nunjas killed Temporarily198.The Nonjas suddenly nuked all the Nanjas and won.
Chapter 13: Golden age II
More people started to join the new forums,and peace was restored. Then Tinypic went to hell after pwning the forums and everyone left. It got better, though, and everything was restored!
Chapter 14: Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas v. Nonjas
Soon, the remnants of the Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas attacked the Nonjas for nuking them. The Nonjas killed them off in a long story the details of which shall never be discussed.
Chapter 15: WTF Now?
The End
Lol no.
Chapter 16: How Earth Editor stole our minds, ate our brains, and took the forums for itself
It all started one day, when Ha55i decided to make a new popular game known as Earth Editor; she didn't know the effects of the game would be. Ha55ii then realized she might be a he. Of course, that didn't matter, as the Nonjas found that Earth Editor could control people's minds. They used this power to return to Uncyclopedia and turn the entire website into a redirect to Dan-Ball. The power backfired, however, and all the nonjas, forumers, uncyclopedians, Ha55i, and anyone they could get their hands on began turning everything into a shrine to Earth Editor. In a totally unrelated story, Qwerty made some random forum game about something that probably won't last too long. Soon, the entire world became a shrine to Earth Editor, and the whole world was lost.
Chapter 17: The Parallel Universe we are in, where Earth Editor still controls our minds, but not as effectively, in which some of the members of the forum save the Earth Editor controlled universe, they attempt to control us, and we win.
We win. But that doesn't mean that the Earth Editor universe is gone forever. Of course, those sentences belonged at the end of the chapter, not the beginning, and the author has no idea how this sentence even got in the story, for the author was just ranting at the editor after the book was published, but anyways, the real first sentence was, "And so, Ha55i of this world created Earth Editor, neither knowing the chaos it unleashed in the alternate universe, nor inserting the mind control part of Earth Editor correctly," which the editor didn't understand, so was cut out in the first draft, which the author re-added it, causing extreme chaos that this sentence, improbably, ended up in the story; this had nothing to do with the spaceship above Earth at that moment.
Chapter 18: And Now for Something Completely Different!
Uhh... Author should move soon... before the bulldozer gets his house... I shouldn't touch his stuff... Oops... Looks like its been recording what I've been saying!
Chapter 19: In other history...
The forums were up and running again, with members joining aplenty. But they were all really noobs, their only purpose to spam all that is good with all that is evil, causing the new staff position of Noobslayer to be created. There was a great competition among the members to see who would become the new Noobslayer. The first noobslayer was Ganon. He died in his first quest, and a new Noobslayer, Rock, was appointed.
Chapter 20: The Final Chapter, in which Ganon gets his revenge on Rock.
He walks up to rock and proceeds to attack while Rock has already been shattered into a million rocks which all reform. Listo returns for a visit, but leaves when he sees Ganon attacking a pile of rocks for no readily apparent reason. Unfortunately Listo forgot to conceal his presence and a huge mass of hate attacked him, which he reacted to by running away even faster. Qwerty then gets GANNONBANNED for misspelling Ganon. Unfortunately the GANNONBAN backfired and banned everyone on the forum except the three admins into oblivion, which caused them to get so lonely that they commit suicide with a pie loving pointy object. Since Qwerty could not commit suicide with himself, he revived the forums from a backup disc.
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages
The golden age began to shine; the forum was filled with good members. The best of them was Ganon. However, he doesn't really factor into this story much. In this period, TheShadowLord, who had been gone due to his real life, returned, to find his account gone. TSL--who was, in fact, the real best member, since Ganon was actually only fooling himself with his silly delusions of grandeur--later learned that it was the filthy noob Molopoy who had deleted his account. He learned what else was new on the forums, and created a new account. Then he started going on about how the activity was dying, how the staff system had been screwed up, how the forum was going to dogs, and how the real Golden Ages had actually ended 10 months ago, which meant that everyone was having delusions of grandeur and that TSL was the only sane person there. Listo got annoyed at this and banned TSL. This made Ganon the awesomest person once again. Or so he thought, since everyone had long agreed that Listo was the second awesomest person, after TSL. But Listo was no longer awesome, as he turned evil. Or at least, self-deluded, for he began to believe that he created the Holy Powder Game. Listo then created Dragon Sim, which was even better than Planet Sim. This turned out to be yet another delusion of grandeur, for nothing except Powder Game could possibly surpass the mighty Planet Simulation, and as a result, the Dan-Ballers started hating on Dragon Sim, boycotted it, and caused it to die, after which they shunned Listo from the Forums because of his fail. But Listo's power in the forums was great, and he was the official owner of the forums.
Chapter 8: CHAOS on April First
Artcoursecannon was the best of all the pranksters, and was feeling particularly mischievous on this particular April First. So did TheListo. He decided to splode the forum's head as a prank. TheListo, on the other hand, decided to "move" the forums. This resulted in a lot of chaos and screaming. People were running down the streets of Dan-Ball until, eventually, a hero in a cape came along. His name was Ganondox. Ganondox, being a superhero, moved all of the stuff in the old forums to the new ones and deleted the old forum copy so he wouldn't be confused. Then, he woke up. He realized that he still did the stuff he was dreaming, except for the fact that since there was no new forums, he just deleted many threads; no one knew how he did this, for he wasn't an admin. The threads were restored and peace was soon also restored.
Chapter 9: Qwerty Pwns
Soon later, Qwertyuiop took a vacation on a Pacific Island. There he was eaten by a shark and died. However, he attracted some Nonjas with his intelligence, so he was resurrected and brought to Temporarily9. It was there that he was put in a high security cell. After much torture, Temporarily9 made him rebuid the Inner Sanctum computer. Temporarily9 took the place of Qwertyuiop, and Qwertyuiop was not seen for 3 years.
Chapter 10: Revenge of the Nonjas
The Nonjas, being unsatisfied by their control of their island, began their assault on the forums by attacking Listo, although he drove them away with their huge sword. That plan failed, so Temporarily9 decided to take the forums, as Qwertyuiop was already an administrator. He created an alter-ego called Lag, and became Listo's friend. Lag then sploded the entire universe except for one atom. Fortunately, Ha55ii had made a backup and restored the universe. The members of the danball forum rebelled, creating the new dan-ball forum, with disabled backing up the old forum. A member known as Chronologik, from the far reaches of Rosasecta, created an image that pointed people in the correct direction. Temporarily9 also convinced Qwerty *cough*tortured*cough* to give him his password and, as Qwerty, convinced Ha55i to give him the new forums.
Chapter 11: The Nonja Handbook
It is blank.
Chapter 12: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named returns
Who is He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, you ask?
I cannot tell you, as he cannot be named.
That standard response is actually false, but He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is not Voldemort, who was defeated centuries ago, but rather Temporarily198, the evil pentuplet of Temporarily9. He was also a relative of Greenpotato.
Temporarily198 also had his own army: The Nanjas. The Nanjas were trained in the use of noodles to strangle their enemies. Temporarily198 decided to attempt to take over the forums, so he began to make his army march at the forums. Temporarily132, another pentuplet of Temporarily9, decided to stop Temporarily198 with his army, the Nenjas. Then the nunjas killed Temporarily198.The Nonjas suddenly nuked all the Nanjas and won.
Chapter 13: Golden age II
More people started to join the new forums,and peace was restored. Then Tinypic went to hell after pwning the forums and everyone left. It got better, though, and everything was restored!
Chapter 14: Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas v. Nonjas
Soon, the remnants of the Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas attacked the Nonjas for nuking them. The Nonjas killed them off in a long story the details of which shall never be discussed.
Chapter 15: WTF Now?
The End
Lol no.
Chapter 16: How Earth Editor stole our minds, ate our brains, and took the forums for itself
It all started one day, when Ha55i decided to make a new popular game known as Earth Editor; she didn't know the effects of the game would be. Ha55ii then realized she might be a he. Of course, that didn't matter, as the Nonjas found that Earth Editor could control people's minds. They used this power to return to Uncyclopedia and turn the entire website into a redirect to Dan-Ball. The power backfired, however, and all the nonjas, forumers, uncyclopedians, Ha55i, and anyone they could get their hands on began turning everything into a shrine to Earth Editor. In a totally unrelated story, Qwerty made some random forum game about something that probably won't last too long. Soon, the entire world became a shrine to Earth Editor, and the whole world was lost.
Chapter 17: The Parallel Universe we are in, where Earth Editor still controls our minds, but not as effectively, in which some of the members of the forum save the Earth Editor controlled universe, they attempt to control us, and we win.
We win. But that doesn't mean that the Earth Editor universe is gone forever. Of course, those sentences belonged at the end of the chapter, not the beginning, and the author has no idea how this sentence even got in the story, for the author was just ranting at the editor after the book was published, but anyways, the real first sentence was, "And so, Ha55i of this world created Earth Editor, neither knowing the chaos it unleashed in the alternate universe, nor inserting the mind control part of Earth Editor correctly," which the editor didn't understand, so was cut out in the first draft, which the author re-added it, causing extreme chaos that this sentence, improbably, ended up in the story; this had nothing to do with the spaceship above Earth at that moment.
Chapter 18: And Now for Something Completely Different!
Uhh... Author should move soon... before the bulldozer gets his house... I shouldn't touch his stuff... Oops... Looks like its been recording what I've been saying!
Chapter 19: In other history...
The forums were up and running again, with members joining aplenty. But they were all really noobs, their only purpose to spam all that is good with all that is evil, causing the new staff position of Noobslayer to be created. There was a great competition among the members to see who would become the new Noobslayer. The first noobslayer was Ganon. He died in his first quest, and a new Noobslayer, Rock, was appointed.
Chapter 20: The Final Chapter, in which Ganon gets his revenge on Rock.
He walks up to rock and proceeds to attack while Rock has already been shattered into a million rocks which all reform. Listo returns for a visit, but leaves when he sees Ganon attacking a pile of rocks for no readily apparent reason. Unfortunately Listo forgot to conceal his presence and a huge mass of hate attacked him, which he reacted to by running away even faster. Qwerty then gets GANNONBANNED for misspelling Ganon. Unfortunately the GANNONBAN backfired and banned everyone on the forum except the three admins into oblivion, which caused them to get so lonely that they commit suicide with a pie loving pointy object. Since Qwerty could not commit suicide with himself, he revived the forums from a backup disc. The forums was back up and running until something exploded.
i.imgur.com/sgtqw.png [/img] Joined 21st June 2008 (Original Forum Member) 1# to 2K, 3K Posts and 30 Badge 1# in Evil-ness 1# in Crazy-ness
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages
The golden age began to shine; the forum was filled with good members. The best of them was Ganon. However, he doesn't really factor into this story much. In this period, TheShadowLord, who had been gone due to his real life, returned, to find his account gone. TSL--who was, in fact, the real best member, since Ganon was actually only fooling himself with his silly delusions of grandeur--later learned that it was the filthy noob Molopoy who had deleted his account. He learned what else was new on the forums, and created a new account. Then he started going on about how the activity was dying, how the staff system had been screwed up, how the forum was going to dogs, and how the real Golden Ages had actually ended 10 months ago, which meant that everyone was having delusions of grandeur and that TSL was the only sane person there. Listo got annoyed at this and banned TSL. This made Ganon the awesomest person once again. Or so he thought, since everyone had long agreed that Listo was the second awesomest person, after TSL. But Listo was no longer awesome, as he turned evil. Or at least, self-deluded, for he began to believe that he created the Holy Powder Game. Listo then created Dragon Sim, which was even better than Planet Sim. This turned out to be yet another delusion of grandeur, for nothing except Powder Game could possibly surpass the mighty Planet Simulation, and as a result, the Dan-Ballers started hating on Dragon Sim, boycotted it, and caused it to die, after which they shunned Listo from the Forums because of his fail. But Listo's power in the forums was great, and he was the official owner of the forums.
Chapter 8: CHAOS on April First
Artcoursecannon was the best of all the pranksters, and was feeling particularly mischievous on this particular April First. So did TheListo. He decided to splode the forum's head as a prank. TheListo, on the other hand, decided to "move" the forums. This resulted in a lot of chaos and screaming. People were running down the streets of Dan-Ball until, eventually, a hero in a cape came along. His name was Ganondox. Ganondox, being a superhero, moved all of the stuff in the old forums to the new ones and deleted the old forum copy so he wouldn't be confused. Then, he woke up. He realized that he still did the stuff he was dreaming, except for the fact that since there was no new forums, he just deleted many threads; no one knew how he did this, for he wasn't an admin. The threads were restored and peace was soon also restored.
Chapter 9: Qwerty Pwns
Soon later, Qwertyuiop took a vacation on a Pacific Island. There he was eaten by a shark and died. However, he attracted some Nonjas with his intelligence, so he was resurrected and brought to Temporarily9. It was there that he was put in a high security cell. After much torture, Temporarily9 made him rebuid the Inner Sanctum computer. Temporarily9 took the place of Qwertyuiop, and Qwertyuiop was not seen for 3 years.
Chapter 10: Revenge of the Nonjas
The Nonjas, being unsatisfied by their control of their island, began their assault on the forums by attacking Listo, although he drove them away with their huge sword. That plan failed, so Temporarily9 decided to take the forums, as Qwertyuiop was already an administrator. He created an alter-ego called Lag, and became Listo's friend. Lag then sploded the entire universe except for one atom. Fortunately, Ha55ii had made a backup and restored the universe. The members of the danball forum rebelled, creating the new dan-ball forum, with disabled backing up the old forum. A member known as Chronologik, from the far reaches of Rosasecta, created an image that pointed people in the correct direction. Temporarily9 also convinced Qwerty *cough*tortured*cough* to give him his password and, as Qwerty, convinced Ha55i to give him the new forums.
Chapter 11: The Nonja Handbook
It is blank.
Chapter 12: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named returns
Who is He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, you ask?
I cannot tell you, as he cannot be named.
That standard response is actually false, but He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is not Voldemort, who was defeated centuries ago, but rather Temporarily198, the evil pentuplet of Temporarily9. He was also a relative of Greenpotato.
Temporarily198 also had his own army: The Nanjas. The Nanjas were trained in the use of noodles to strangle their enemies. Temporarily198 decided to attempt to take over the forums, so he began to make his army march at the forums. Temporarily132, another pentuplet of Temporarily9, decided to stop Temporarily198 with his army, the Nenjas. Then the nunjas killed Temporarily198.The Nonjas suddenly nuked all the Nanjas and won.
Chapter 13: Golden age II
More people started to join the new forums,and peace was restored. Then Tinypic went to hell after pwning the forums and everyone left. It got better, though, and everything was restored!
Chapter 14: Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas v. Nonjas
Soon, the remnants of the Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas attacked the Nonjas for nuking them. The Nonjas killed them off in a long story the details of which shall never be discussed.
Chapter 15: WTF Now?
The End
Lol no.
Chapter 16: How Earth Editor stole our minds, ate our brains, and took the forums for itself
It all started one day, when Ha55i decided to make a new popular game known as Earth Editor; she didn't know the effects of the game would be. Ha55ii then realized she might be a he. Of course, that didn't matter, as the Nonjas found that Earth Editor could control people's minds. They used this power to return to Uncyclopedia and turn the entire website into a redirect to Dan-Ball. The power backfired, however, and all the nonjas, forumers, uncyclopedians, Ha55i, and anyone they could get their hands on began turning everything into a shrine to Earth Editor. In a totally unrelated story, Qwerty made some random forum game about something that probably won't last too long. Soon, the entire world became a shrine to Earth Editor, and the whole world was lost.
Chapter 17: The Parallel Universe we are in, where Earth Editor still controls our minds, but not as effectively, in which some of the members of the forum save the Earth Editor controlled universe, they attempt to control us, and we win.
We win. But that doesn't mean that the Earth Editor universe is gone forever. Of course, those sentences belonged at the end of the chapter, not the beginning, and the author has no idea how this sentence even got in the story, for the author was just ranting at the editor after the book was published, but anyways, the real first sentence was, "And so, Ha55i of this world created Earth Editor, neither knowing the chaos it unleashed in the alternate universe, nor inserting the mind control part of Earth Editor correctly," which the editor didn't understand, so was cut out in the first draft, which the author re-added it, causing extreme chaos that this sentence, improbably, ended up in the story; this had nothing to do with the spaceship above Earth at that moment.
Chapter 18: And Now for Something Completely Different!
Uhh... Author should move soon... before the bulldozer gets his house... I shouldn't touch his stuff... Oops... Looks like its been recording what I've been saying!
Chapter 19: In other history...
The forums were up and running again, with members joining aplenty. But they were all really noobs, their only purpose to spam all that is good with all that is evil, causing the new staff position of Noobslayer to be created. There was a great competition among the members to see who would become the new Noobslayer. The first noobslayer was Ganon. He died in his first quest, and a new Noobslayer, Rock, was appointed.
Chapter 20: The Final Chapter, in which Ganon gets his revenge on Rock.
He walks up to rock and proceeds to attack while Rock has already been shattered into a million rocks which all reform. Listo returns for a visit, but leaves when he sees Ganon attacking a pile of rocks for no readily apparent reason. Unfortunately Listo forgot to conceal his presence and a huge mass of hate attacked him, which he reacted to by running away even faster. Qwerty then gets GANNONBANNED for misspelling Ganon. Unfortunately the GANNONBAN backfired and banned everyone on the forum except the three admins into oblivion, which caused them to get so lonely that they commit suicide with a pie loving pointy object. Since Qwerty could not commit suicide with himself, he revived the forums from a backup disc. The forums were back up and running until something exploded. It wasn't important, though, so everything went back to normal.
Chapter 21: It isn't final just cause Ganon says it is.
Everyone at Uncyclopedia went out to a fancy restaurant that night.
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages
The golden age began to shine; the forum was filled with good members. The best of them was Ganon. However, he doesn't really factor into this story much. In this period, TheShadowLord, who had been gone due to his real life, returned, to find his account gone. TSL--who was, in fact, the real best member, since Ganon was actually only fooling himself with his silly delusions of grandeur--later learned that it was the filthy noob Molopoy who had deleted his account. He learned what else was new on the forums, and created a new account. Then he started going on about how the activity was dying, how the staff system had been screwed up, how the forum was going to dogs, and how the real Golden Ages had actually ended 10 months ago, which meant that everyone was having delusions of grandeur and that TSL was the only sane person there. Listo got annoyed at this and banned TSL. This made Ganon the awesomest person once again. Or so he thought, since everyone had long agreed that Listo was the second awesomest person, after TSL. But Listo was no longer awesome, as he turned evil. Or at least, self-deluded, for he began to believe that he created the Holy Powder Game. Listo then created Dragon Sim, which was even better than Planet Sim. This turned out to be yet another delusion of grandeur, for nothing except Powder Game could possibly surpass the mighty Planet Simulation, and as a result, the Dan-Ballers started hating on Dragon Sim, boycotted it, and caused it to die, after which they shunned Listo from the Forums because of his fail. But Listo's power in the forums was great, and he was the official owner of the forums.
Chapter 8: CHAOS on April First
Artcoursecannon was the best of all the pranksters, and was feeling particularly mischievous on this particular April First. So did TheListo. He decided to splode the forum's head as a prank. TheListo, on the other hand, decided to "move" the forums. This resulted in a lot of chaos and screaming. People were running down the streets of Dan-Ball until, eventually, a hero in a cape came along. His name was Ganondox. Ganondox, being a superhero, moved all of the stuff in the old forums to the new ones and deleted the old forum copy so he wouldn't be confused. Then, he woke up. He realized that he still did the stuff he was dreaming, except for the fact that since there was no new forums, he just deleted many threads; no one knew how he did this, for he wasn't an admin. The threads were restored and peace was soon also restored.
Chapter 9: Qwerty Pwns
Soon later, Qwertyuiop took a vacation on a Pacific Island. There he was eaten by a shark and died. However, he attracted some Nonjas with his intelligence, so he was resurrected and brought to Temporarily9. It was there that he was put in a high security cell. After much torture, Temporarily9 made him rebuid the Inner Sanctum computer. Temporarily9 took the place of Qwertyuiop, and Qwertyuiop was not seen for 3 years.
Chapter 10: Revenge of the Nonjas
The Nonjas, being unsatisfied by their control of their island, began their assault on the forums by attacking Listo, although he drove them away with their huge sword. That plan failed, so Temporarily9 decided to take the forums, as Qwertyuiop was already an administrator. He created an alter-ego called Lag, and became Listo's friend. Lag then sploded the entire universe except for one atom. Fortunately, Ha55ii had made a backup and restored the universe. The members of the danball forum rebelled, creating the new dan-ball forum, with disabled backing up the old forum. A member known as Chronologik, from the far reaches of Rosasecta, created an image that pointed people in the correct direction. Temporarily9 also convinced Qwerty *cough*tortured*cough* to give him his password and, as Qwerty, convinced Ha55i to give him the new forums.
Chapter 11: The Nonja Handbook
It is blank.
Chapter 12: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named returns
Who is He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, you ask?
I cannot tell you, as he cannot be named.
That standard response is actually false, but He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is not Voldemort, who was defeated centuries ago, but rather Temporarily198, the evil pentuplet of Temporarily9. He was also a relative of Greenpotato.
Temporarily198 also had his own army: The Nanjas. The Nanjas were trained in the use of noodles to strangle their enemies. Temporarily198 decided to attempt to take over the forums, so he began to make his army march at the forums. Temporarily132, another pentuplet of Temporarily9, decided to stop Temporarily198 with his army, the Nenjas. Then the nunjas killed Temporarily198.The Nonjas suddenly nuked all the Nanjas and won.
Chapter 13: Golden age II
More people started to join the new forums,and peace was restored. Then Tinypic went to hell after pwning the forums and everyone left. It got better, though, and everything was restored!
Chapter 14: Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas v. Nonjas
Soon, the remnants of the Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas attacked the Nonjas for nuking them. The Nonjas killed them off in a long story the details of which shall never be discussed.
Chapter 15: WTF Now?
The End
Lol no.
Chapter 16: How Earth Editor stole our minds, ate our brains, and took the forums for itself
It all started one day, when Ha55i decided to make a new popular game known as Earth Editor; she didn't know the effects of the game would be. Ha55ii then realized she might be a he. Of course, that didn't matter, as the Nonjas found that Earth Editor could control people's minds. They used this power to return to Uncyclopedia and turn the entire website into a redirect to Dan-Ball. The power backfired, however, and all the nonjas, forumers, uncyclopedians, Ha55i, and anyone they could get their hands on began turning everything into a shrine to Earth Editor. In a totally unrelated story, Qwerty made some random forum game about something that probably won't last too long. Soon, the entire world became a shrine to Earth Editor, and the whole world was lost.
Chapter 17: The Parallel Universe we are in, where Earth Editor still controls our minds, but not as effectively, in which some of the members of the forum save the Earth Editor controlled universe, they attempt to control us, and we win.
We win. But that doesn't mean that the Earth Editor universe is gone forever. Of course, those sentences belonged at the end of the chapter, not the beginning, and the author has no idea how this sentence even got in the story, for the author was just ranting at the editor after the book was published, but anyways, the real first sentence was, "And so, Ha55i of this world created Earth Editor, neither knowing the chaos it unleashed in the alternate universe, nor inserting the mind control part of Earth Editor correctly," which the editor didn't understand, so was cut out in the first draft, which the author re-added it, causing extreme chaos that this sentence, improbably, ended up in the story; this had nothing to do with the spaceship above Earth at that moment.
Chapter 18: And Now for Something Completely Different!
Uhh... Author should move soon... before the bulldozer gets his house... I shouldn't touch his stuff... Oops... Looks like its been recording what I've been saying!
Chapter 19: In other history...
The forums were up and running again, with members joining aplenty. But they were all really noobs, their only purpose to spam all that is good with all that is evil, causing the new staff position of Noobslayer to be created. There was a great competition among the members to see who would become the new Noobslayer. The first noobslayer was Ganon. He died in his first quest, and a new Noobslayer, Rock, was appointed.
Chapter 20: The Final Chapter, in which Ganon gets his revenge on Rock.
He walks up to rock and proceeds to attack while Rock has already been shattered into a million rocks which all reform. Listo returns for a visit, but leaves when he sees Ganon attacking a pile of rocks for no readily apparent reason. Unfortunately Listo forgot to conceal his presence and a huge mass of hate attacked him, which he reacted to by running away even faster. Qwerty then gets GANNONBANNED for misspelling Ganon. Unfortunately the GANNONBAN backfired and banned everyone on the forum except the three admins into oblivion, which caused them to get so lonely that they commit suicide with a pie loving pointy object. Since Qwerty could not commit suicide with himself, he revived the forums from a backup disc. The forums were back up and running until something exploded. It wasn't important, though, so everything went back to normal.
Chapter 21: It isn't final just cause Ganon says it is.
Everyone at Uncyclopedia went out to a fancy restaurant that night. As they arrived they were shocked to find that Temporarily198 was sitting across form their table. (alive and well for some odd reason)
i.imgur.com/sgtqw.png [/img] Joined 21st June 2008 (Original Forum Member) 1# to 2K, 3K Posts and 30 Badge 1# in Evil-ness 1# in Crazy-ness
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages
The golden age began to shine; the forum was filled with good members. The best of them was Ganon. However, he doesn't really factor into this story much. In this period, TheShadowLord, who had been gone due to his real life, returned, to find his account gone. TSL--who was, in fact, the real best member, since Ganon was actually only fooling himself with his silly delusions of grandeur--later learned that it was the filthy noob Molopoy who had deleted his account. He learned what else was new on the forums, and created a new account. Then he started going on about how the activity was dying, how the staff system had been screwed up, how the forum was going to dogs, and how the real Golden Ages had actually ended 10 months ago, which meant that everyone was having delusions of grandeur and that TSL was the only sane person there. Listo got annoyed at this and banned TSL. This made Ganon the awesomest person once again. Or so he thought, since everyone had long agreed that Listo was the second awesomest person, after TSL. But Listo was no longer awesome, as he turned evil. Or at least, self-deluded, for he began to believe that he created the Holy Powder Game. Listo then created Dragon Sim, which was even better than Planet Sim. This turned out to be yet another delusion of grandeur, for nothing except Powder Game could possibly surpass the mighty Planet Simulation, and as a result, the Dan-Ballers started hating on Dragon Sim, boycotted it, and caused it to die, after which they shunned Listo from the Forums because of his fail. But Listo's power in the forums was great, and he was the official owner of the forums.
Chapter 8: CHAOS on April First
Artcoursecannon was the best of all the pranksters, and was feeling particularly mischievous on this particular April First. So did TheListo. He decided to splode the forum's head as a prank. TheListo, on the other hand, decided to "move" the forums. This resulted in a lot of chaos and screaming. People were running down the streets of Dan-Ball until, eventually, a hero in a cape came along. His name was Ganondox. Ganondox, being a superhero, moved all of the stuff in the old forums to the new ones and deleted the old forum copy so he wouldn't be confused. Then, he woke up. He realized that he still did the stuff he was dreaming, except for the fact that since there was no new forums, he just deleted many threads; no one knew how he did this, for he wasn't an admin. The threads were restored and peace was soon also restored.
Chapter 9: Qwerty Pwns
Soon later, Qwertyuiop took a vacation on a Pacific Island. There he was eaten by a shark and died. However, he attracted some Nonjas with his intelligence, so he was resurrected and brought to Temporarily9. It was there that he was put in a high security cell. After much torture, Temporarily9 made him rebuid the Inner Sanctum computer. Temporarily9 took the place of Qwertyuiop, and Qwertyuiop was not seen for 3 years.
Chapter 10: Revenge of the Nonjas
The Nonjas, being unsatisfied by their control of their island, began their assault on the forums by attacking Listo, although he drove them away with their huge sword. That plan failed, so Temporarily9 decided to take the forums, as Qwertyuiop was already an administrator. He created an alter-ego called Lag, and became Listo's friend. Lag then sploded the entire universe except for one atom. Fortunately, Ha55ii had made a backup and restored the universe. The members of the danball forum rebelled, creating the new dan-ball forum, with disabled backing up the old forum. A member known as Chronologik, from the far reaches of Rosasecta, created an image that pointed people in the correct direction. Temporarily9 also convinced Qwerty *cough*tortured*cough* to give him his password and, as Qwerty, convinced Ha55i to give him the new forums.
Chapter 11: The Nonja Handbook
It is blank.
Chapter 12: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named returns
Who is He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, you ask?
I cannot tell you, as he cannot be named.
That standard response is actually false, but He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is not Voldemort, who was defeated centuries ago, but rather Temporarily198, the evil pentuplet of Temporarily9. He was also a relative of Greenpotato.
Temporarily198 also had his own army: The Nanjas. The Nanjas were trained in the use of noodles to strangle their enemies. Temporarily198 decided to attempt to take over the forums, so he began to make his army march at the forums. Temporarily132, another pentuplet of Temporarily9, decided to stop Temporarily198 with his army, the Nenjas. Then the nunjas killed Temporarily198.The Nonjas suddenly nuked all the Nanjas and won.
Chapter 13: Golden age II
More people started to join the new forums,and peace was restored. Then Tinypic went to hell after pwning the forums and everyone left. It got better, though, and everything was restored!
Chapter 14: Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas v. Nonjas
Soon, the remnants of the Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas attacked the Nonjas for nuking them. The Nonjas killed them off in a long story the details of which shall never be discussed.
Chapter 15: WTF Now?
The End
Lol no.
Chapter 16: How Earth Editor stole our minds, ate our brains, and took the forums for itself
It all started one day, when Ha55i decided to make a new popular game known as Earth Editor; she didn't know the effects of the game would be. Ha55ii then realized she might be a he. Of course, that didn't matter, as the Nonjas found that Earth Editor could control people's minds. They used this power to return to Uncyclopedia and turn the entire website into a redirect to Dan-Ball. The power backfired, however, and all the nonjas, forumers, uncyclopedians, Ha55i, and anyone they could get their hands on began turning everything into a shrine to Earth Editor. In a totally unrelated story, Qwerty made some random forum game about something that probably won't last too long. Soon, the entire world became a shrine to Earth Editor, and the whole world was lost.
Chapter 17: The Parallel Universe we are in, where Earth Editor still controls our minds, but not as effectively, in which some of the members of the forum save the Earth Editor controlled universe, they attempt to control us, and we win.
We win. But that doesn't mean that the Earth Editor universe is gone forever. Of course, those sentences belonged at the end of the chapter, not the beginning, and the author has no idea how this sentence even got in the story, for the author was just ranting at the editor after the book was published, but anyways, the real first sentence was, "And so, Ha55i of this world created Earth Editor, neither knowing the chaos it unleashed in the alternate universe, nor inserting the mind control part of Earth Editor correctly," which the editor didn't understand, so was cut out in the first draft, which the author re-added it, causing extreme chaos that this sentence, improbably, ended up in the story; this had nothing to do with the spaceship above Earth at that moment.
Chapter 18: And Now for Something Completely Different!
Uhh... Author should move soon... before the bulldozer gets his house... I shouldn't touch his stuff... Oops... Looks like its been recording what I've been saying!
Chapter 19: In other history...
The forums were up and running again, with members joining aplenty. But they were all really noobs, their only purpose to spam all that is good with all that is evil, causing the new staff position of Noobslayer to be created. There was a great competition among the members to see who would become the new Noobslayer. The first noobslayer was Ganon. He died in his first quest, and a new Noobslayer, Rock, was appointed.
Chapter 20: The Final Chapter, in which Ganon gets his revenge on Rock.
He walks up to rock and proceeds to attack while Rock has already been shattered into a million rocks which all reform. Listo returns for a visit, but leaves when he sees Ganon attacking a pile of rocks for no readily apparent reason. Unfortunately Listo forgot to conceal his presence and a huge mass of hate attacked him, which he reacted to by running away even faster. Qwerty then gets GANNONBANNED for misspelling Ganon. Unfortunately the GANNONBAN backfired and banned everyone on the forum except the three admins into oblivion, which caused them to get so lonely that they commit suicide with a pie loving pointy object. Since Qwerty could not commit suicide with himself, he revived the forums from a backup disc. The forums were back up and running until something exploded. It wasn't important, though, so everything went back to normal.
Chapter 21: It isn't final just cause Ganon says it is.
Everyone at Uncyclopedia went out to a fancy restaurant that night. As they arrived they were shocked to find that Temporarily198 was sitting across form their table. (alive and well for some odd reason) Temporarily198 didn't notice them, as he saw Temporarily132 alive and well, although why he was surprised, no one knew (not even Temporarily198) because the were reborn together at the same time in some complicated ritual which shall never be talked of because it involved the sacrifice of a million virgins, a billion cows, and a trillion tons of water; the ritual will never be talked of again and belongs in another story, although half of the Uncyclopdians had mysteriously disappeared days before the event and were found dead in the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, drastically cutting their forces and ability to grief Minecraft.
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages
The golden age began to shine; the forum was filled with good members. The best of them was Ganon. However, he doesn't really factor into this story much. In this period, TheShadowLord, who had been gone due to his real life, returned, to find his account gone. TSL--who was, in fact, the real best member, since Ganon was actually only fooling himself with his silly delusions of grandeur--later learned that it was the filthy noob Molopoy who had deleted his account. He learned what else was new on the forums, and created a new account. Then he started going on about how the activity was dying, how the staff system had been screwed up, how the forum was going to dogs, and how the real Golden Ages had actually ended 10 months ago, which meant that everyone was having delusions of grandeur and that TSL was the only sane person there. Listo got annoyed at this and banned TSL. This made Ganon the awesomest person once again. Or so he thought, since everyone had long agreed that Listo was the second awesomest person, after TSL. But Listo was no longer awesome, as he turned evil. Or at least, self-deluded, for he began to believe that he created the Holy Powder Game. Listo then created Dragon Sim, which was even better than Planet Sim. This turned out to be yet another delusion of grandeur, for nothing except Powder Game could possibly surpass the mighty Planet Simulation, and as a result, the Dan-Ballers started hating on Dragon Sim, boycotted it, and caused it to die, after which they shunned Listo from the Forums because of his fail. But Listo's power in the forums was great, and he was the official owner of the forums.
Chapter 8: CHAOS on April First
Artcoursecannon was the best of all the pranksters, and was feeling particularly mischievous on this particular April First. So did TheListo. He decided to splode the forum's head as a prank. TheListo, on the other hand, decided to "move" the forums. This resulted in a lot of chaos and screaming. People were running down the streets of Dan-Ball until, eventually, a hero in a cape came along. His name was Ganondox. Ganondox, being a superhero, moved all of the stuff in the old forums to the new ones and deleted the old forum copy so he wouldn't be confused. Then, he woke up. He realized that he still did the stuff he was dreaming, except for the fact that since there was no new forums, he just deleted many threads; no one knew how he did this, for he wasn't an admin. The threads were restored and peace was soon also restored.
Chapter 9: Qwerty Pwns
Soon later, Qwertyuiop took a vacation on a Pacific Island. There he was eaten by a shark and died. However, he attracted some Nonjas with his intelligence, so he was resurrected and brought to Temporarily9. It was there that he was put in a high security cell. After much torture, Temporarily9 made him rebuid the Inner Sanctum computer. Temporarily9 took the place of Qwertyuiop, and Qwertyuiop was not seen for 3 years.
Chapter 10: Revenge of the Nonjas
The Nonjas, being unsatisfied by their control of their island, began their assault on the forums by attacking Listo, although he drove them away with their huge sword. That plan failed, so Temporarily9 decided to take the forums, as Qwertyuiop was already an administrator. He created an alter-ego called Lag, and became Listo's friend. Lag then sploded the entire universe except for one atom. Fortunately, Ha55ii had made a backup and restored the universe. The members of the danball forum rebelled, creating the new dan-ball forum, with disabled backing up the old forum. A member known as Chronologik, from the far reaches of Rosasecta, created an image that pointed people in the correct direction. Temporarily9 also convinced Qwerty *cough*tortured*cough* to give him his password and, as Qwerty, convinced Ha55i to give him the new forums.
Chapter 11: The Nonja Handbook
It is blank.
Chapter 12: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named returns
Who is He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, you ask?
I cannot tell you, as he cannot be named.
That standard response is actually false, but He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is not Voldemort, who was defeated centuries ago, but rather Temporarily198, the evil pentuplet of Temporarily9. He was also a relative of Greenpotato.
Temporarily198 also had his own army: The Nanjas. The Nanjas were trained in the use of noodles to strangle their enemies. Temporarily198 decided to attempt to take over the forums, so he began to make his army march at the forums. Temporarily132, another pentuplet of Temporarily9, decided to stop Temporarily198 with his army, the Nenjas. Then the nunjas killed Temporarily198.The Nonjas suddenly nuked all the Nanjas and won.
Chapter 13: Golden age II
More people started to join the new forums,and peace was restored. Then Tinypic went to hell after pwning the forums and everyone left. It got better, though, and everything was restored!
Chapter 14: Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas v. Nonjas
Soon, the remnants of the Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas attacked the Nonjas for nuking them. The Nonjas killed them off in a long story the details of which shall never be discussed.
Chapter 15: WTF Now?
The End
Lol no.
Chapter 16: How Earth Editor stole our minds, ate our brains, and took the forums for itself
It all started one day, when Ha55i decided to make a new popular game known as Earth Editor; she didn't know the effects of the game would be. Ha55ii then realized she might be a he. Of course, that didn't matter, as the Nonjas found that Earth Editor could control people's minds. They used this power to return to Uncyclopedia and turn the entire website into a redirect to Dan-Ball. The power backfired, however, and all the nonjas, forumers, uncyclopedians, Ha55i, and anyone they could get their hands on began turning everything into a shrine to Earth Editor. In a totally unrelated story, Qwerty made some random forum game about something that probably won't last too long. Soon, the entire world became a shrine to Earth Editor, and the whole world was lost.
Chapter 17: The Parallel Universe we are in, where Earth Editor still controls our minds, but not as effectively, in which some of the members of the forum save the Earth Editor controlled universe, they attempt to control us, and we win.
We win. But that doesn't mean that the Earth Editor universe is gone forever. Of course, those sentences belonged at the end of the chapter, not the beginning, and the author has no idea how this sentence even got in the story, for the author was just ranting at the editor after the book was published, but anyways, the real first sentence was, "And so, Ha55i of this world created Earth Editor, neither knowing the chaos it unleashed in the alternate universe, nor inserting the mind control part of Earth Editor correctly," which the editor didn't understand, so was cut out in the first draft, which the author re-added it, causing extreme chaos that this sentence, improbably, ended up in the story; this had nothing to do with the spaceship above Earth at that moment.
Chapter 18: And Now for Something Completely Different!
Uhh... Author should move soon... before the bulldozer gets his house... I shouldn't touch his stuff... Oops... Looks like its been recording what I've been saying!
Chapter 19: In other history...
The forums were up and running again, with members joining aplenty. But they were all really noobs, their only purpose to spam all that is good with all that is evil, causing the new staff position of Noobslayer to be created. There was a great competition among the members to see who would become the new Noobslayer. The first noobslayer was Ganon. He died in his first quest, and a new Noobslayer, Rock, was appointed.
Chapter 20: The Final Chapter, in which Ganon gets his revenge on Rock.
He walks up to rock and proceeds to attack while Rock has already been shattered into a million rocks which all reform. Listo returns for a visit, but leaves when he sees Ganon attacking a pile of rocks for no readily apparent reason. Unfortunately Listo forgot to conceal his presence and a huge mass of hate attacked him, which he reacted to by running away even faster. Qwerty then gets GANNONBANNED for misspelling Ganon. Unfortunately the GANNONBAN backfired and banned everyone on the forum except the three admins into oblivion, which caused them to get so lonely that they commit suicide with a pie loving pointy object. Since Qwerty could not commit suicide with himself, he revived the forums from a backup disc. The forums were back up and running until something exploded. It wasn't important, though, so everything went back to normal.
Chapter 21: It isn't final just cause Ganon says it is.
Everyone at Uncyclopedia went out to a fancy restaurant that night. As they arrived they were shocked to find that Temporarily198 was sitting across form their table. (alive and well for some odd reason). Temporarily198 didn't notice them, as he saw Temporarily132 alive and well, although why he was surprised, no one knew (not even Temporarily198) because they were reborn together at the same time in some complicated ritual which shall never be talked of because it involved the sacrifice of a million virgins, a billion cows, and a trillion tons of water; the ritual will never be talked of again and belongs in another story, although half of the Uncyclopdians had mysteriously disappeared days before the event and were found dead in the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, drastically cutting their forces and ability to grief Minecraft. Anyway, they were eating pasta.
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages
The golden age began to shine; the forum was filled with good members. The best of them was Ganon. However, he doesn't really factor into this story much. In this period, TheShadowLord, who had been gone due to his real life, returned, to find his account gone. TSL--who was, in fact, the real best member, since Ganon was actually only fooling himself with his silly delusions of grandeur--later learned that it was the filthy noob Molopoy who had deleted his account. He learned what else was new on the forums, and created a new account. Then he started going on about how the activity was dying, how the staff system had been screwed up, how the forum was going to dogs, and how the real Golden Ages had actually ended 10 months ago, which meant that everyone was having delusions of grandeur and that TSL was the only sane person there. Listo got annoyed at this and banned TSL. This made Ganon the awesomest person once again. Or so he thought, since everyone had long agreed that Listo was the second awesomest person, after TSL. But Listo was no longer awesome, as he turned evil. Or at least, self-deluded, for he began to believe that he created the Holy Powder Game. Listo then created Dragon Sim, which was even better than Planet Sim. This turned out to be yet another delusion of grandeur, for nothing except Powder Game could possibly surpass the mighty Planet Simulation, and as a result, the Dan-Ballers started hating on Dragon Sim, boycotted it, and caused it to die, after which they shunned Listo from the Forums because of his fail. But Listo's power in the forums was great, and he was the official owner of the forums.
Chapter 8: CHAOS on April First
Artcoursecannon was the best of all the pranksters, and was feeling particularly mischievous on this particular April First. So did TheListo. He decided to splode the forum's head as a prank. TheListo, on the other hand, decided to "move" the forums. This resulted in a lot of chaos and screaming. People were running down the streets of Dan-Ball until, eventually, a hero in a cape came along. His name was Ganondox. Ganondox, being a superhero, moved all of the stuff in the old forums to the new ones and deleted the old forum copy so he wouldn't be confused. Then, he woke up. He realized that he still did the stuff he was dreaming, except for the fact that since there was no new forums, he just deleted many threads; no one knew how he did this, for he wasn't an admin. The threads were restored and peace was soon also restored.
Chapter 9: Qwerty Pwns
Soon later, Qwertyuiop took a vacation on a Pacific Island. There he was eaten by a shark and died. However, he attracted some Nonjas with his intelligence, so he was resurrected and brought to Temporarily9. It was there that he was put in a high security cell. After much torture, Temporarily9 made him rebuid the Inner Sanctum computer. Temporarily9 took the place of Qwertyuiop, and Qwertyuiop was not seen for 3 years.
Chapter 10: Revenge of the Nonjas
The Nonjas, being unsatisfied by their control of their island, began their assault on the forums by attacking Listo, although he drove them away with their huge sword. That plan failed, so Temporarily9 decided to take the forums, as Qwertyuiop was already an administrator. He created an alter-ego called Lag, and became Listo's friend. Lag then sploded the entire universe except for one atom. Fortunately, Ha55ii had made a backup and restored the universe. The members of the danball forum rebelled, creating the new dan-ball forum, with disabled backing up the old forum. A member known as Chronologik, from the far reaches of Rosasecta, created an image that pointed people in the correct direction. Temporarily9 also convinced Qwerty *cough*tortured*cough* to give him his password and, as Qwerty, convinced Ha55i to give him the new forums.
Chapter 11: The Nonja Handbook
It is blank.
Chapter 12: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named returns
Who is He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, you ask?
I cannot tell you, as he cannot be named.
That standard response is actually false, but He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is not Voldemort, who was defeated centuries ago, but rather Temporarily198, the evil pentuplet of Temporarily9. He was also a relative of Greenpotato.
Temporarily198 also had his own army: The Nanjas. The Nanjas were trained in the use of noodles to strangle their enemies. Temporarily198 decided to attempt to take over the forums, so he began to make his army march at the forums. Temporarily132, another pentuplet of Temporarily9, decided to stop Temporarily198 with his army, the Nenjas. Then the nunjas killed Temporarily198.The Nonjas suddenly nuked all the Nanjas and won.
Chapter 13: Golden age II
More people started to join the new forums,and peace was restored. Then Tinypic went to hell after pwning the forums and everyone left. It got better, though, and everything was restored!
Chapter 14: Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas v. Nonjas
Soon, the remnants of the Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas attacked the Nonjas for nuking them. The Nonjas killed them off in a long story the details of which shall never be discussed.
Chapter 15: WTF Now?
The End
Lol no.
Chapter 16: How Earth Editor stole our minds, ate our brains, and took the forums for itself
It all started one day, when Ha55i decided to make a new popular game known as Earth Editor; she didn't know the effects of the game would be. Ha55ii then realized she might be a he. Of course, that didn't matter, as the Nonjas found that Earth Editor could control people's minds. They used this power to return to Uncyclopedia and turn the entire website into a redirect to Dan-Ball. The power backfired, however, and all the nonjas, forumers, uncyclopedians, Ha55i, and anyone they could get their hands on began turning everything into a shrine to Earth Editor. In a totally unrelated story, Qwerty made some random forum game about something that probably won't last too long. Soon, the entire world became a shrine to Earth Editor, and the whole world was lost.
Chapter 17: The Parallel Universe we are in, where Earth Editor still controls our minds, but not as effectively, in which some of the members of the forum save the Earth Editor controlled universe, they attempt to control us, and we win.
We win. But that doesn't mean that the Earth Editor universe is gone forever. Of course, those sentences belonged at the end of the chapter, not the beginning, and the author has no idea how this sentence even got in the story, for the author was just ranting at the editor after the book was published, but anyways, the real first sentence was, "And so, Ha55i of this world created Earth Editor, neither knowing the chaos it unleashed in the alternate universe, nor inserting the mind control part of Earth Editor correctly," which the editor didn't understand, so was cut out in the first draft, which the author re-added it, causing extreme chaos that this sentence, improbably, ended up in the story; this had nothing to do with the spaceship above Earth at that moment.
Chapter 18: And Now for Something Completely Different!
Uhh... Author should move soon... before the bulldozer gets his house... I shouldn't touch his stuff... Oops... Looks like its been recording what I've been saying!
Chapter 19: In other history...
The forums were up and running again, with members joining aplenty. But they were all really noobs, their only purpose to spam all that is good with all that is evil, causing the new staff position of Noobslayer to be created. There was a great competition among the members to see who would become the new Noobslayer. The first noobslayer was Ganon. He died in his first quest, and a new Noobslayer, Rock, was appointed.
Chapter 20: The Final Chapter, in which Ganon gets his revenge on Rock.
He walks up to rock and proceeds to attack while Rock has already been shattered into a million rocks which all reform. Listo returns for a visit, but leaves when he sees Ganon attacking a pile of rocks for no readily apparent reason. Unfortunately Listo forgot to conceal his presence and a huge mass of hate attacked him, which he reacted to by running away even faster. Qwerty then gets GANNONBANNED for misspelling Ganon. Unfortunately the GANNONBAN backfired and banned everyone on the forum except the three admins into oblivion, which caused them to get so lonely that they commit suicide with a pie loving pointy object. Since Qwerty could not commit suicide with himself, he revived the forums from a backup disc. The forums were back up and running until something exploded. It wasn't important, though, so everything went back to normal.
Chapter 21: It isn't final just cause Ganon says it is.
Everyone at Uncyclopedia went out to a fancy restaurant that night. As they arrived they were shocked to find that Temporarily198 was sitting across form their table. (alive and well for some odd reason). Temporarily198 didn't notice them, as he saw Temporarily132 alive and well, although why he was surprised, no one knew (not even Temporarily198) because they were reborn together at the same time in some complicated ritual which shall never be talked of because it involved the sacrifice of a million virgins, a billion cows, and a trillion tons of water; the ritual will never be talked of again and belongs in another story, although half of the Uncyclopdians had mysteriously disappeared days before the event and were found dead in the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, drastically cutting their forces and ability to grief Minecraft. Anyway, they were eating pasta. Nobody expected Temporarily9 duct-taped to a nuclear missile headed straight at the restaurant, not even Temporarily9, the people who fired the missiles, or the guy who duct-taped Temporarily9, although that might have been because Temporarily9 was sleeping, the people who fired the missiles was a cat who sat on a button, and the guy who duct-taped Temporarily was trying to get said cat on the missile instead of the button; then, a dinosaur landed on the missile, causing it to move towards the restaurant at a frighting speed; of course, the Vogons had nothing to do with this, although Ford Prefect, Arthur Dent, Random Dent, Trillian, etc. were in that restaurant.
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages
The golden age began to shine; the forum was filled with good members. The best of them was Ganon. However, he doesn't really factor into this story much. In this period, TheShadowLord, who had been gone due to his real life, returned, to find his account gone. TSL--who was, in fact, the real best member, since Ganon was actually only fooling himself with his silly delusions of grandeur--later learned that it was the filthy noob Molopoy who had deleted his account. He learned what else was new on the forums, and created a new account. Then he started going on about how the activity was dying, how the staff system had been screwed up, how the forum was going to dogs, and how the real Golden Ages had actually ended 10 months ago, which meant that everyone was having delusions of grandeur and that TSL was the only sane person there. Listo got annoyed at this and banned TSL. This made Ganon the awesomest person once again. Or so he thought, since everyone had long agreed that Listo was the second awesomest person, after TSL. But Listo was no longer awesome, as he turned evil. Or at least, self-deluded, for he began to believe that he created the Holy Powder Game. Listo then created Dragon Sim, which was even better than Planet Sim. This turned out to be yet another delusion of grandeur, for nothing except Powder Game could possibly surpass the mighty Planet Simulation, and as a result, the Dan-Ballers started hating on Dragon Sim, boycotted it, and caused it to die, after which they shunned Listo from the Forums because of his fail. But Listo's power in the forums was great, and he was the official owner of the forums.
Chapter 8: CHAOS on April First
Artcoursecannon was the best of all the pranksters, and was feeling particularly mischievous on this particular April First. So did TheListo. He decided to splode the forum's head as a prank. TheListo, on the other hand, decided to "move" the forums. This resulted in a lot of chaos and screaming. People were running down the streets of Dan-Ball until, eventually, a hero in a cape came along. His name was Ganondox. Ganondox, being a superhero, moved all of the stuff in the old forums to the new ones and deleted the old forum copy so he wouldn't be confused. Then, he woke up. He realized that he still did the stuff he was dreaming, except for the fact that since there was no new forums, he just deleted many threads; no one knew how he did this, for he wasn't an admin. The threads were restored and peace was soon also restored.
Chapter 9: Qwerty Pwns
Soon later, Qwertyuiop took a vacation on a Pacific Island. There he was eaten by a shark and died. However, he attracted some Nonjas with his intelligence, so he was resurrected and brought to Temporarily9. It was there that he was put in a high security cell. After much torture, Temporarily9 made him rebuid the Inner Sanctum computer. Temporarily9 took the place of Qwertyuiop, and Qwertyuiop was not seen for 3 years.
Chapter 10: Revenge of the Nonjas
The Nonjas, being unsatisfied by their control of their island, began their assault on the forums by attacking Listo, although he drove them away with their huge sword. That plan failed, so Temporarily9 decided to take the forums, as Qwertyuiop was already an administrator. He created an alter-ego called Lag, and became Listo's friend. Lag then sploded the entire universe except for one atom. Fortunately, Ha55ii had made a backup and restored the universe. The members of the danball forum rebelled, creating the new dan-ball forum, with disabled backing up the old forum. A member known as Chronologik, from the far reaches of Rosasecta, created an image that pointed people in the correct direction. Temporarily9 also convinced Qwerty *cough*tortured*cough* to give him his password and, as Qwerty, convinced Ha55i to give him the new forums.
Chapter 11: The Nonja Handbook
It is blank.
Chapter 12: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named returns
Who is He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, you ask?
I cannot tell you, as he cannot be named.
That standard response is actually false, but He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is not Voldemort, who was defeated centuries ago, but rather Temporarily198, the evil pentuplet of Temporarily9. He was also a relative of Greenpotato.
Temporarily198 also had his own army: The Nanjas. The Nanjas were trained in the use of noodles to strangle their enemies. Temporarily198 decided to attempt to take over the forums, so he began to make his army march at the forums. Temporarily132, another pentuplet of Temporarily9, decided to stop Temporarily198 with his army, the Nenjas. Then the nunjas killed Temporarily198.The Nonjas suddenly nuked all the Nanjas and won.
Chapter 13: Golden age II
More people started to join the new forums,and peace was restored. Then Tinypic went to hell after pwning the forums and everyone left. It got better, though, and everything was restored!
Chapter 14: Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas v. Nonjas
Soon, the remnants of the Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas attacked the Nonjas for nuking them. The Nonjas killed them off in a long story the details of which shall never be discussed.
Chapter 15: WTF Now?
The End
Lol no.
Chapter 16: How Earth Editor stole our minds, ate our brains, and took the forums for itself
It all started one day, when Ha55i decided to make a new popular game known as Earth Editor; she didn't know the effects of the game would be. Ha55ii then realized she might be a he. Of course, that didn't matter, as the Nonjas found that Earth Editor could control people's minds. They used this power to return to Uncyclopedia and turn the entire website into a redirect to Dan-Ball. The power backfired, however, and all the nonjas, forumers, uncyclopedians, Ha55i, and anyone they could get their hands on began turning everything into a shrine to Earth Editor. In a totally unrelated story, Qwerty made some random forum game about something that probably won't last too long. Soon, the entire world became a shrine to Earth Editor, and the whole world was lost.
Chapter 17: The Parallel Universe we are in, where Earth Editor still controls our minds, but not as effectively, in which some of the members of the forum save the Earth Editor controlled universe, they attempt to control us, and we win.
We win. But that doesn't mean that the Earth Editor universe is gone forever. Of course, those sentences belonged at the end of the chapter, not the beginning, and the author has no idea how this sentence even got in the story, for the author was just ranting at the editor after the book was published, but anyways, the real first sentence was, "And so, Ha55i of this world created Earth Editor, neither knowing the chaos it unleashed in the alternate universe, nor inserting the mind control part of Earth Editor correctly," which the editor didn't understand, so was cut out in the first draft, which the author re-added it, causing extreme chaos that this sentence, improbably, ended up in the story; this had nothing to do with the spaceship above Earth at that moment.
Chapter 18: And Now for Something Completely Different!
Uhh... Author should move soon... before the bulldozer gets his house... I shouldn't touch his stuff... Oops... Looks like its been recording what I've been saying!
Chapter 19: In other history...
The forums were up and running again, with members joining aplenty. But they were all really noobs, their only purpose to spam all that is good with all that is evil, causing the new staff position of Noobslayer to be created. There was a great competition among the members to see who would become the new Noobslayer. The first noobslayer was Ganon. He died in his first quest, and a new Noobslayer, Rock, was appointed.
Chapter 20: The Final Chapter, in which Ganon gets his revenge on Rock.
He walks up to rock and proceeds to attack while Rock has already been shattered into a million rocks which all reform. Listo returns for a visit, but leaves when he sees Ganon attacking a pile of rocks for no readily apparent reason. Unfortunately Listo forgot to conceal his presence and a huge mass of hate attacked him, which he reacted to by running away even faster. Qwerty then gets GANNONBANNED for misspelling Ganon. Unfortunately the GANNONBAN backfired and banned everyone on the forum except the three admins into oblivion, which caused them to get so lonely that they commit suicide with a pie loving pointy object. Since Qwerty could not commit suicide with himself, he revived the forums from a backup disc. The forums were back up and running until something exploded. It wasn't important, though, so everything went back to normal.
Chapter 21: It isn't final just cause Ganon says it is.
Everyone at Uncyclopedia went out to a fancy restaurant that night. As they arrived they were shocked to find that Temporarily198 was sitting across form their table. (alive and well for some odd reason). Temporarily198 didn't notice them, as he saw Temporarily132 alive and well, although why he was surprised, no one knew (not even Temporarily198) because they were reborn together at the same time in some complicated ritual which shall never be talked of because it involved the sacrifice of a million virgins, a billion cows, and a trillion tons of water; the ritual will never be talked of again and belongs in another story, although half of the Uncyclopdians had mysteriously disappeared days before the event and were found dead in the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, drastically cutting their forces and ability to grief Minecraft. Anyway, they were eating pasta. Nobody expected Temporarily9 duct-taped to a nuclear missile headed straight at the restaurant, not even Temporarily9, the people who fired the missiles, or the guy who duct-taped Temporarily9, although that might have been because Temporarily9 was sleeping, the people who fired the missiles was a cat who sat on a button, and the guy who duct-taped Temporarily was trying to get said cat on the missile instead of the button; then, a dinosaur landed on the missile, causing it to move towards the restaurant at a frighting speed; of course, the Vogons had nothing to do with this, although Ford Prefect, Arthur Dent, Random Dent, Trillian, etc. were in that restaurant. This is because the fancy restaurant was, in fact, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, AKA Milliways.
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages
The golden age began to shine; the forum was filled with good members. The best of them was Ganon. However, he doesn't really factor into this story much. In this period, TheShadowLord, who had been gone due to his real life, returned, to find his account gone. TSL--who was, in fact, the real best member, since Ganon was actually only fooling himself with his silly delusions of grandeur--later learned that it was the filthy noob Molopoy who had deleted his account. He learned what else was new on the forums, and created a new account. Then he started going on about how the activity was dying, how the staff system had been screwed up, how the forum was going to dogs, and how the real Golden Ages had actually ended 10 months ago, which meant that everyone was having delusions of grandeur and that TSL was the only sane person there. Listo got annoyed at this and banned TSL. This made Ganon the awesomest person once again. Or so he thought, since everyone had long agreed that Listo was the second awesomest person, after TSL. But Listo was no longer awesome, as he turned evil. Or at least, self-deluded, for he began to believe that he created the Holy Powder Game. Listo then created Dragon Sim, which was even better than Planet Sim. This turned out to be yet another delusion of grandeur, for nothing except Powder Game could possibly surpass the mighty Planet Simulation, and as a result, the Dan-Ballers started hating on Dragon Sim, boycotted it, and caused it to die, after which they shunned Listo from the Forums because of his fail. But Listo's power in the forums was great, and he was the official owner of the forums.
Chapter 8: CHAOS on April First
Artcoursecannon was the best of all the pranksters, and was feeling particularly mischievous on this particular April First. So did TheListo. He decided to splode the forum's head as a prank. TheListo, on the other hand, decided to "move" the forums. This resulted in a lot of chaos and screaming. People were running down the streets of Dan-Ball until, eventually, a hero in a cape came along. His name was Ganondox. Ganondox, being a superhero, moved all of the stuff in the old forums to the new ones and deleted the old forum copy so he wouldn't be confused. Then, he woke up. He realized that he still did the stuff he was dreaming, except for the fact that since there was no new forums, he just deleted many threads; no one knew how he did this, for he wasn't an admin. The threads were restored and peace was soon also restored.
Chapter 9: Qwerty Pwns
Soon later, Qwertyuiop took a vacation on a Pacific Island. There he was eaten by a shark and died. However, he attracted some Nonjas with his intelligence, so he was resurrected and brought to Temporarily9. It was there that he was put in a high security cell. After much torture, Temporarily9 made him rebuid the Inner Sanctum computer. Temporarily9 took the place of Qwertyuiop, and Qwertyuiop was not seen for 3 years.
Chapter 10: Revenge of the Nonjas
The Nonjas, being unsatisfied by their control of their island, began their assault on the forums by attacking Listo, although he drove them away with their huge sword. That plan failed, so Temporarily9 decided to take the forums, as Qwertyuiop was already an administrator. He created an alter-ego called Lag, and became Listo's friend. Lag then sploded the entire universe except for one atom. Fortunately, Ha55ii had made a backup and restored the universe. The members of the danball forum rebelled, creating the new dan-ball forum, with disabled backing up the old forum. A member known as Chronologik, from the far reaches of Rosasecta, created an image that pointed people in the correct direction. Temporarily9 also convinced Qwerty *cough*tortured*cough* to give him his password and, as Qwerty, convinced Ha55i to give him the new forums.
Chapter 11: The Nonja Handbook
It is blank.
Chapter 12: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named returns
Who is He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, you ask?
I cannot tell you, as he cannot be named.
That standard response is actually false, but He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is not Voldemort, who was defeated centuries ago, but rather Temporarily198, the evil pentuplet of Temporarily9. He was also a relative of Greenpotato.
Temporarily198 also had his own army: The Nanjas. The Nanjas were trained in the use of noodles to strangle their enemies. Temporarily198 decided to attempt to take over the forums, so he began to make his army march at the forums. Temporarily132, another pentuplet of Temporarily9, decided to stop Temporarily198 with his army, the Nenjas. Then the nunjas killed Temporarily198.The Nonjas suddenly nuked all the Nanjas and won.
Chapter 13: Golden age II
More people started to join the new forums,and peace was restored. Then Tinypic went to hell after pwning the forums and everyone left. It got better, though, and everything was restored!
Chapter 14: Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas v. Nonjas
Soon, the remnants of the Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas attacked the Nonjas for nuking them. The Nonjas killed them off in a long story the details of which shall never be discussed.
Chapter 15: WTF Now?
The End
Lol no.
Chapter 16: How Earth Editor stole our minds, ate our brains, and took the forums for itself
It all started one day, when Ha55i decided to make a new popular game known as Earth Editor; she didn't know the effects of the game would be. Ha55ii then realized she might be a he. Of course, that didn't matter, as the Nonjas found that Earth Editor could control people's minds. They used this power to return to Uncyclopedia and turn the entire website into a redirect to Dan-Ball. The power backfired, however, and all the nonjas, forumers, uncyclopedians, Ha55i, and anyone they could get their hands on began turning everything into a shrine to Earth Editor. In a totally unrelated story, Qwerty made some random forum game about something that probably won't last too long. Soon, the entire world became a shrine to Earth Editor, and the whole world was lost.
Chapter 17: The Parallel Universe we are in, where Earth Editor still controls our minds, but not as effectively, in which some of the members of the forum save the Earth Editor controlled universe, they attempt to control us, and we win.
We win. But that doesn't mean that the Earth Editor universe is gone forever. Of course, those sentences belonged at the end of the chapter, not the beginning, and the author has no idea how this sentence even got in the story, for the author was just ranting at the editor after the book was published, but anyways, the real first sentence was, "And so, Ha55i of this world created Earth Editor, neither knowing the chaos it unleashed in the alternate universe, nor inserting the mind control part of Earth Editor correctly," which the editor didn't understand, so was cut out in the first draft, which the author re-added it, causing extreme chaos that this sentence, improbably, ended up in the story; this had nothing to do with the spaceship above Earth at that moment.
Chapter 18: And Now for Something Completely Different!
Uhh... Author should move soon... before the bulldozer gets his house... I shouldn't touch his stuff... Oops... Looks like its been recording what I've been saying!
Chapter 19: In other history...
The forums were up and running again, with members joining aplenty. But they were all really noobs, their only purpose to spam all that is good with all that is evil, causing the new staff position of Noobslayer to be created. There was a great competition among the members to see who would become the new Noobslayer. The first noobslayer was Ganon. He died in his first quest, and a new Noobslayer, Rock, was appointed.
Chapter 20: The Final Chapter, in which Ganon gets his revenge on Rock.
He walks up to rock and proceeds to attack while Rock has already been shattered into a million rocks which all reform. Listo returns for a visit, but leaves when he sees Ganon attacking a pile of rocks for no readily apparent reason. Unfortunately Listo forgot to conceal his presence and a huge mass of hate attacked him, which he reacted to by running away even faster. Qwerty then gets GANNONBANNED for misspelling Ganon. Unfortunately the GANNONBAN backfired and banned everyone on the forum except the three admins into oblivion, which caused them to get so lonely that they commit suicide with a pie loving pointy object. Since Qwerty could not commit suicide with himself, he revived the forums from a backup disc. The forums were back up and running until something exploded. It wasn't important, though, so everything went back to normal.
Chapter 21: It isn't final just cause Ganon says it is.
Everyone at Uncyclopedia went out to a fancy restaurant that night. As they arrived they were shocked to find that Temporarily198 was sitting across form their table. (alive and well for some odd reason). Temporarily198 didn't notice them, as he saw Temporarily132 alive and well, although why he was surprised, no one knew (not even Temporarily198) because they were reborn together at the same time in some complicated ritual which shall never be talked of because it involved the sacrifice of a million virgins, a billion cows, and a trillion tons of water; the ritual will never be talked of again and belongs in another story, although half of the Uncyclopdians had mysteriously disappeared days before the event and were found dead in the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, drastically cutting their forces and ability to grief Minecraft. Anyway, they were eating pasta. Nobody expected Temporarily9 duct-taped to a nuclear missile headed straight at the restaurant, not even Temporarily9, the people who fired the missiles, or the guy who duct-taped Temporarily9, although that might have been because Temporarily9 was sleeping, the people who fired the missiles was a cat who sat on a button, and the guy who duct-taped Temporarily was trying to get said cat on the missile instead of the button; then, a dinosaur landed on the missile, causing it to move towards the restaurant at a frighting speed; of course, the Vogons had nothing to do with this, although Ford Prefect, Arthur Dent, Random Dent, Trillian, etc. were in that restaurant. This is because the fancy restaurant was, in fact, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, AKA Milliways. How Temporarily9, Temporarily198, Temporarily132, and the Uncyclopedians got there was completely unknown, yet none of them cared because the missile forced everyone into a time machine that sent them all to Breakfast at the Big Bang (or whatever it was called); how everyone fit in the time machine, no one knew, although they did know that they would be sent into an alternate universe--the universe where Earth Editor controlled Earth and was working on the rest of the solar system.
Chapter 22: How the stranded people from Milliways managed to destroy Earth Editor by turning into Vogons, which was utterly confusing for Ford Prefect as he got the chance to speak terrible poetry at himself.
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages
The golden age began to shine; the forum was filled with good members. The best of them was Ganon. However, he doesn't really factor into this story much. In this period, TheShadowLord, who had been gone due to his real life, returned, to find his account gone. TSL--who was, in fact, the real best member, since Ganon was actually only fooling himself with his silly delusions of grandeur--later learned that it was the filthy noob Molopoy who had deleted his account. He learned what else was new on the forums, and created a new account. Then he started going on about how the activity was dying, how the staff system had been screwed up, how the forum was going to dogs, and how the real Golden Ages had actually ended 10 months ago, which meant that everyone was having delusions of grandeur and that TSL was the only sane person there. Listo got annoyed at this and banned TSL. This made Ganon the awesomest person once again. Or so he thought, since everyone had long agreed that Listo was the second awesomest person, after TSL. But Listo was no longer awesome, as he turned evil. Or at least, self-deluded, for he began to believe that he created the Holy Powder Game. Listo then created Dragon Sim, which was even better than Planet Sim. This turned out to be yet another delusion of grandeur, for nothing except Powder Game could possibly surpass the mighty Planet Simulation, and as a result, the Dan-Ballers started hating on Dragon Sim, boycotted it, and caused it to die, after which they shunned Listo from the Forums because of his fail. But Listo's power in the forums was great, and he was the official owner of the forums.
Chapter 8: CHAOS on April First
Artcoursecannon was the best of all the pranksters, and was feeling particularly mischievous on this particular April First. So did TheListo. He decided to splode the forum's head as a prank. TheListo, on the other hand, decided to "move" the forums. This resulted in a lot of chaos and screaming. People were running down the streets of Dan-Ball until, eventually, a hero in a cape came along. His name was Ganondox. Ganondox, being a superhero, moved all of the stuff in the old forums to the new ones and deleted the old forum copy so he wouldn't be confused. Then, he woke up. He realized that he still did the stuff he was dreaming, except for the fact that since there was no new forums, he just deleted many threads; no one knew how he did this, for he wasn't an admin. The threads were restored and peace was soon also restored.
Chapter 9: Qwerty Pwns
Soon later, Qwertyuiop took a vacation on a Pacific Island. There he was eaten by a shark and died. However, he attracted some Nonjas with his intelligence, so he was resurrected and brought to Temporarily9. It was there that he was put in a high security cell. After much torture, Temporarily9 made him rebuid the Inner Sanctum computer. Temporarily9 took the place of Qwertyuiop, and Qwertyuiop was not seen for 3 years.
Chapter 10: Revenge of the Nonjas
The Nonjas, being unsatisfied by their control of their island, began their assault on the forums by attacking Listo, although he drove them away with their huge sword. That plan failed, so Temporarily9 decided to take the forums, as Qwertyuiop was already an administrator. He created an alter-ego called Lag, and became Listo's friend. Lag then sploded the entire universe except for one atom. Fortunately, Ha55ii had made a backup and restored the universe. The members of the danball forum rebelled, creating the new dan-ball forum, with disabled backing up the old forum. A member known as Chronologik, from the far reaches of Rosasecta, created an image that pointed people in the correct direction. Temporarily9 also convinced Qwerty *cough*tortured*cough* to give him his password and, as Qwerty, convinced Ha55i to give him the new forums.
Chapter 11: The Nonja Handbook
It is blank.
Chapter 12: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named returns
Who is He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, you ask?
I cannot tell you, as he cannot be named.
That standard response is actually false, but He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is not Voldemort, who was defeated centuries ago, but rather Temporarily198, the evil pentuplet of Temporarily9. He was also a relative of Greenpotato.
Temporarily198 also had his own army: The Nanjas. The Nanjas were trained in the use of noodles to strangle their enemies. Temporarily198 decided to attempt to take over the forums, so he began to make his army march at the forums. Temporarily132, another pentuplet of Temporarily9, decided to stop Temporarily198 with his army, the Nenjas. Then the nunjas killed Temporarily198.The Nonjas suddenly nuked all the Nanjas and won.
Chapter 13: Golden age II
More people started to join the new forums,and peace was restored. Then Tinypic went to hell after pwning the forums and everyone left. It got better, though, and everything was restored!
Chapter 14: Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas v. Nonjas
Soon, the remnants of the Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas attacked the Nonjas for nuking them. The Nonjas killed them off in a long story the details of which shall never be discussed.
Chapter 15: WTF Now?
The End
Lol no.
Chapter 16: How Earth Editor stole our minds, ate our brains, and took the forums for itself
It all started one day, when Ha55i decided to make a new popular game known as Earth Editor; she didn't know the effects of the game would be. Ha55ii then realized she might be a he. Of course, that didn't matter, as the Nonjas found that Earth Editor could control people's minds. They used this power to return to Uncyclopedia and turn the entire website into a redirect to Dan-Ball. The power backfired, however, and all the nonjas, forumers, uncyclopedians, Ha55i, and anyone they could get their hands on began turning everything into a shrine to Earth Editor. In a totally unrelated story, Qwerty made some random forum game about something that probably won't last too long. Soon, the entire world became a shrine to Earth Editor, and the whole world was lost.
Chapter 17: The Parallel Universe we are in, where Earth Editor still controls our minds, but not as effectively, in which some of the members of the forum save the Earth Editor controlled universe, they attempt to control us, and we win.
We win. But that doesn't mean that the Earth Editor universe is gone forever. Of course, those sentences belonged at the end of the chapter, not the beginning, and the author has no idea how this sentence even got in the story, for the author was just ranting at the editor after the book was published, but anyways, the real first sentence was, "And so, Ha55i of this world created Earth Editor, neither knowing the chaos it unleashed in the alternate universe, nor inserting the mind control part of Earth Editor correctly," which the editor didn't understand, so was cut out in the first draft, which the author re-added it, causing extreme chaos that this sentence, improbably, ended up in the story; this had nothing to do with the spaceship above Earth at that moment.
Chapter 18: And Now for Something Completely Different!
Uhh... Author should move soon... before the bulldozer gets his house... I shouldn't touch his stuff... Oops... Looks like its been recording what I've been saying!
Chapter 19: In other history...
The forums were up and running again, with members joining aplenty. But they were all really noobs, their only purpose to spam all that is good with all that is evil, causing the new staff position of Noobslayer to be created. There was a great competition among the members to see who would become the new Noobslayer. The first noobslayer was Ganon. He died in his first quest, and a new Noobslayer, Rock, was appointed.
Chapter 20: The Final Chapter, in which Ganon gets his revenge on Rock.
He walks up to rock and proceeds to attack while Rock has already been shattered into a million rocks which all reform. Listo returns for a visit, but leaves when he sees Ganon attacking a pile of rocks for no readily apparent reason. Unfortunately Listo forgot to conceal his presence and a huge mass of hate attacked him, which he reacted to by running away even faster. Qwerty then gets GANNONBANNED for misspelling Ganon. Unfortunately the GANNONBAN backfired and banned everyone on the forum except the three admins into oblivion, which caused them to get so lonely that they commit suicide with a pie loving pointy object. Since Qwerty could not commit suicide with himself, he revived the forums from a backup disc. The forums were back up and running until something exploded. It wasn't important, though, so everything went back to normal.
Chapter 21: It isn't final just cause Ganon says it is.
Everyone at Uncyclopedia went out to a fancy restaurant that night. As they arrived they were shocked to find that Temporarily198 was sitting across form their table. (alive and well for some odd reason). Temporarily198 didn't notice them, as he saw Temporarily132 alive and well, although why he was surprised, no one knew (not even Temporarily198) because they were reborn together at the same time in some complicated ritual which shall never be talked of because it involved the sacrifice of a million virgins, a billion cows, and a trillion tons of water; the ritual will never be talked of again and belongs in another story, although half of the Uncyclopdians had mysteriously disappeared days before the event and were found dead in the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, drastically cutting their forces and ability to grief Minecraft. Anyway, they were eating pasta. Nobody expected Temporarily9 duct-taped to a nuclear missile headed straight at the restaurant, not even Temporarily9, the people who fired the missiles, or the guy who duct-taped Temporarily9, although that might have been because Temporarily9 was sleeping, the people who fired the missiles was a cat who sat on a button, and the guy who duct-taped Temporarily was trying to get said cat on the missile instead of the button; then, a dinosaur landed on the missile, causing it to move towards the restaurant at a frighting speed; of course, the Vogons had nothing to do with this, although Ford Prefect, Arthur Dent, Random Dent, Trillian, etc. were in that restaurant. This is because the fancy restaurant was, in fact, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, AKA Milliways. How Temporarily9, Temporarily198, Temporarily132, and the Uncyclopedians got there was completely unknown, yet none of them cared because the missile forced everyone into a time machine that sent them all to Breakfast at the Big Bang (or whatever it was called); how everyone fit in the time machine, no one knew, although they did know that they would be sent into an alternate universe--the universe where Earth Editor controlled Earth and was working on the rest of the solar system.
Chapter 22: How the stranded people from Milliways managed to destroy Earth Editor by turning into Vogons, which was utterly confusing for Ford Prefect as he got the chance to speak terrible poetry at himself.
Post by ganondorfchampin on Oct 15, 2010 22:42:30 GMT
Chapter 1: In the Beginning...
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages
The golden age began to shine; the forum was filled with good members. The best of them was Ganon. However, he doesn't really factor into this story much. In this period, TheShadowLord, who had been gone due to his real life, returned, to find his account gone. TSL--who was, in fact, the real best member, since Ganon was actually only fooling himself with his silly delusions of grandeur--later learned that it was the filthy noob Molopoy who had deleted his account. He learned what else was new on the forums, and created a new account. Then he started going on about how the activity was dying, how the staff system had been screwed up, how the forum was going to dogs, and how the real Golden Ages had actually ended 10 months ago, which meant that everyone was having delusions of grandeur and that TSL was the only sane person there. Listo got annoyed at this and banned TSL. This made Ganon the awesomest person once again. Or so he thought, since everyone had long agreed that Listo was the second awesomest person, after TSL. But Listo was no longer awesome, as he turned evil. Or at least, self-deluded, for he began to believe that he created the Holy Powder Game. Listo then created Dragon Sim, which was even better than Planet Sim. This turned out to be yet another delusion of grandeur, for nothing except Powder Game could possibly surpass the mighty Planet Simulation, and as a result, the Dan-Ballers started hating on Dragon Sim, boycotted it, and caused it to die, after which they shunned Listo from the Forums because of his fail. But Listo's power in the forums was great, and he was the official owner of the forums.
Chapter 8: CHAOS on April First
Artcoursecannon was the best of all the pranksters, and was feeling particularly mischievous on this particular April First. So did TheListo. He decided to splode the forum's head as a prank. TheListo, on the other hand, decided to "move" the forums. This resulted in a lot of chaos and screaming. People were running down the streets of Dan-Ball until, eventually, a hero in a cape came along. His name was Ganondox. Ganondox, being a superhero, moved all of the stuff in the old forums to the new ones and deleted the old forum copy so he wouldn't be confused. Then, he woke up. He realized that he still did the stuff he was dreaming, except for the fact that since there was no new forums, he just deleted many threads; no one knew how he did this, for he wasn't an admin. The threads were restored and peace was soon also restored.
Chapter 9: Qwerty Pwns
Soon later, Qwertyuiop took a vacation on a Pacific Island. There he was eaten by a shark and died. However, he attracted some Nonjas with his intelligence, so he was resurrected and brought to Temporarily9. It was there that he was put in a high security cell. After much torture, Temporarily9 made him rebuid the Inner Sanctum computer. Temporarily9 took the place of Qwertyuiop, and Qwertyuiop was not seen for 3 years.
Chapter 10: Revenge of the Nonjas
The Nonjas, being unsatisfied by their control of their island, began their assault on the forums by attacking Listo, although he drove them away with their huge sword. That plan failed, so Temporarily9 decided to take the forums, as Qwertyuiop was already an administrator. He created an alter-ego called Lag, and became Listo's friend. Lag then sploded the entire universe except for one atom. Fortunately, Ha55ii had made a backup and restored the universe. The members of the danball forum rebelled, creating the new dan-ball forum, with disabled backing up the old forum. A member known as Chronologik, from the far reaches of Rosasecta, created an image that pointed people in the correct direction. Temporarily9 also convinced Qwerty *cough*tortured*cough* to give him his password and, as Qwerty, convinced Ha55i to give him the new forums.
Chapter 11: The Nonja Handbook
It is blank.
Chapter 12: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named returns
Who is He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, you ask?
I cannot tell you, as he cannot be named.
That standard response is actually false, but He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is not Voldemort, who was defeated centuries ago, but rather Temporarily198, the evil pentuplet of Temporarily9. He was also a relative of Greenpotato.
Temporarily198 also had his own army: The Nanjas. The Nanjas were trained in the use of noodles to strangle their enemies. Temporarily198 decided to attempt to take over the forums, so he began to make his army march at the forums. Temporarily132, another pentuplet of Temporarily9, decided to stop Temporarily198 with his army, the Nenjas. Then the nunjas killed Temporarily198.The Nonjas suddenly nuked all the Nanjas and won.
Chapter 13: Golden age II
More people started to join the new forums,and peace was restored. Then Tinypic went to hell after pwning the forums and everyone left. It got better, though, and everything was restored!
Chapter 14: Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas v. Nonjas
Soon, the remnants of the Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas attacked the Nonjas for nuking them. The Nonjas killed them off in a long story the details of which shall never be discussed.
Chapter 15: WTF Now?
The End
Lol no.
Chapter 16: How Earth Editor stole our minds, ate our brains, and took the forums for itself
It all started one day, when Ha55i decided to make a new popular game known as Earth Editor; she didn't know the effects of the game would be. Ha55ii then realized she might be a he. Of course, that didn't matter, as the Nonjas found that Earth Editor could control people's minds. They used this power to return to Uncyclopedia and turn the entire website into a redirect to Dan-Ball. The power backfired, however, and all the nonjas, forumers, uncyclopedians, Ha55i, and anyone they could get their hands on began turning everything into a shrine to Earth Editor. In a totally unrelated story, Qwerty made some random forum game about something that probably won't last too long. Soon, the entire world became a shrine to Earth Editor, and the whole world was lost.
Chapter 17: The Parallel Universe we are in, where Earth Editor still controls our minds, but not as effectively, in which some of the members of the forum save the Earth Editor controlled universe, they attempt to control us, and we win.
We win. But that doesn't mean that the Earth Editor universe is gone forever. Of course, those sentences belonged at the end of the chapter, not the beginning, and the author has no idea how this sentence even got in the story, for the author was just ranting at the editor after the book was published, but anyways, the real first sentence was, "And so, Ha55i of this world created Earth Editor, neither knowing the chaos it unleashed in the alternate universe, nor inserting the mind control part of Earth Editor correctly," which the editor didn't understand, so was cut out in the first draft, which the author re-added it, causing extreme chaos that this sentence, improbably, ended up in the story; this had nothing to do with the spaceship above Earth at that moment.
Chapter 18: And Now for Something Completely Different!
Uhh... Author should move soon... before the bulldozer gets his house... I shouldn't touch his stuff... Oops... Looks like its been recording what I've been saying!
Chapter 19: In other history...
The forums were up and running again, with members joining aplenty. But they were all really noobs, their only purpose to spam all that is good with all that is evil, causing the new staff position of Noobslayer to be created. There was a great competition among the members to see who would become the new Noobslayer. The first noobslayer was Ganon. He died in his first quest, and a new Noobslayer, Rock, was appointed.
Chapter 20: The Final Chapter, in which Ganon gets his revenge on Rock.
He walks up to rock and proceeds to attack while Rock has already been shattered into a million rocks which all reform. Listo returns for a visit, but leaves when he sees Ganon attacking a pile of rocks for no readily apparent reason. Unfortunately Listo forgot to conceal his presence and a huge mass of hate attacked him, which he reacted to by running away even faster. Qwerty then gets GANNONBANNED for misspelling Ganon. Unfortunately the GANNONBAN backfired and banned everyone on the forum except the three admins into oblivion, which caused them to get so lonely that they commit suicide with a pie loving pointy object. Since Qwerty could not commit suicide with himself, he revived the forums from a backup disc. The forums were back up and running until something exploded. It wasn't important, though, so everything went back to normal.
Chapter 21: It isn't final just cause Ganon says it is.
Everyone at Uncyclopedia went out to a fancy restaurant that night. As they arrived they were shocked to find that Temporarily198 was sitting across form their table. (alive and well for some odd reason). Temporarily198 didn't notice them, as he saw Temporarily132 alive and well, although why he was surprised, no one knew (not even Temporarily198) because they were reborn together at the same time in some complicated ritual which shall never be talked of because it involved the sacrifice of a million virgins, a billion cows, and a trillion tons of water; the ritual will never be talked of again and belongs in another story, although half of the Uncyclopdians had mysteriously disappeared days before the event and were found dead in the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, drastically cutting their forces and ability to grief Minecraft. Anyway, they were eating pasta. Nobody expected Temporarily9 duct-taped to a nuclear missile headed straight at the restaurant, not even Temporarily9, the people who fired the missiles, or the guy who duct-taped Temporarily9, although that might have been because Temporarily9 was sleeping, the people who fired the missiles was a cat who sat on a button, and the guy who duct-taped Temporarily was trying to get said cat on the missile instead of the button; then, a dinosaur landed on the missile, causing it to move towards the restaurant at a frighting speed; of course, the Vogons had nothing to do with this, although Ford Prefect, Arthur Dent, Random Dent, Trillian, etc. were in that restaurant. This is because the fancy restaurant was, in fact, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, AKA Milliways. How Temporarily9, Temporarily198, Temporarily132, and the Uncyclopedians got there was completely unknown, yet none of them cared because the missile forced everyone into a time machine that sent them all to Breakfast at the Big Bang (or whatever it was called); how everyone fit in the time machine, no one knew, although they did know that they would be sent into an alternate universe--the universe where Earth Editor controlled Earth and was working on the rest of the solar system.
Chapter 22: How the stranded people from Milliways managed to destroy Earth Editor by turning into Vogons, which was utterly confusing for Ford Prefect as he got the chance to speak terrible poetry at himself.
One day, there was a member named Frogmaster. He was not just a member, for he himself created the forums. However, he did have an account, thus being a member of sorts, plus he later had to recreate his account, becoming a member even moreso. The memberness of Frogmaster irritated him, so he read on Wikipedia how to become less memberlike. He found that the best way to do this was to raise a massive army of forum comrades to outweigh himself, starting with the one known as Linkzcap. He went back to Wikipedia to find out what to do next, but the forces of Uncyclopedia were methodically destroying all of Wikipedia, including the page he required. He decided that the best way to combat this is to create an article about Powder Game on Uncyclopedia.
Chapter 2: The Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians did not respond kindly to the article and began adding references to pron on the article. However, this was to be expected, because this is Uncyclopedia we are discussing. Frogmaster, as well as some other members of the UDBF, began to clean the article, as well as some others. However, there were no other members of the UDBF yet, so a wild Linkzcap appeared from nowhere! The Uncyclopedians believed that anything unnatural was something to make fun of, so they made fun of Linkzcap. However, they did not make fun when Linkzcap used LASER EYES, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Soon, after many flamewars, cat huffings, laser eyes, and fighters thrown through cannons, as someone found out how to launch Powder Game weapons on Uncyclopedia, a Wikipedian stumbled upon the war, as Wikipedia was saved when the War began. The wikipedian then took out his sword of censor and cut an uncyclopedian in half, while yelling "This is censor!" The Uncyclopedians were enraged at this, and promptly began to destroy the Wikipedia pages, leaving the UDBF members to clean up the chaos. The Wikipedian was enraged, and launched one million censor nukes, completely destroying both uncyclopedia and wikipedia. That Wikipedian was promptly Banned.
Chapter 3: A New Hope
Not all hope was lost, for the UDBF still existed, and a member known as Foxikins produced his own wiki, this one based on Dan-Ball and the ways of Ha55ii! The Wikipedians also managed to fix Wikipedia, and Wikia refused to host Uncyclopedia -- which was completely against protocol. The Uncyclopedians, in their anger, hired a new leader known as Molopoy. He promised to vandalize the UDBF to heck, and hack and stuff. Molopoy had hairy armpits, a small brain, a big nose, a whiny voice, and horns like a cuckold how watches too much demons and dragons the animated tv show.
Meanwhile, an ambitious person named TheListo entered the UDBF, but was so ambitious Frogmaster dared not to raise him above Administrator. However, Frogmaster herself was growing tired of the forum, and preparing to leave it. When she left, Listo eagerly snapped up her position, beginning the days of the Official Dan-Ball Forum. However, they were not the Official Dan-Ball Forums yet. But it became the Official Dan-ball forums later. Before it did, however, the forums were dead, and TheListo had given up on them. One day, a member known as TheShadowLord joined.
Chapter 4: The Rebirth of the Newly Christened Official Forums
TheShadowLord happened to find the forums and found an advertisement promising 50 danballs per person introduced to the forums. He also noticed the Dan-Ball shops, and felt a serious urge to pimp out his profile. But alas, being a new member, he was dirt poor, so he left the shops and something caught his eye. It was exactly the same thread he saw at the beginning of this paragraph. He recruited several members, then PMed TheListo to give him the Dan-Balls so he could pimp his profile. TheListo realized that the force was strong with this one, so he drew a lightsaber and prepared to fight with him in the quest to advertise on the comment boards, against the Rebel Scum community. Soon, the ODBF took back what was rightfully theirs and got ready to battle with Uncyclopedia again.
Chapter 5: The Second Battle Of Uncyclopedia
The Uncyclopedians drew their blue lightsabers, and TSL immediately got into an epic duel with their leader. TSL dramatically stabbed his blood-red lightsaber into the heart of the Uncyclopedian leader, and with a sinister glint in his eye, lifted his lightsaber up through his victim's head and said "Oops" in a mockingly innocent tone of voice. This, for some reason, enraged the Uncyclopedians and they began launching Viruses at the ODBF base and the Wikipedian base. These were no match for the Bloc shield surrounding the ODBF, but the Wikipedian base was invaded. As the Uncyclopedians began to destroy the Wikipedian base, the ODBF members began to clean up the Uncyclopedian base, banning many of their members as they did so. Finally, Linkzcap, Listo, TSL, and the previously unmentioned Swearingworth destroyed the Uncyclopedians.
Chapter 6: Revival
Thousands of new members joined the ODBF, bringing their grinding machines with them. it seemed that all was good, but TheListo was corrupting because of the huge amount of power he had in his hands. However, it all became a non-issue when a member joined that bore the name "Molopoy". Molopoy was amused by the non-issueness of it all as he joined, and he let it be known throughout the land. He later (on an unrelated note) worked on a massive RPG with someone called Vaconcovat, and claimed to be able to program for it. However, he hacked the staff members away and deleted everyone else, avenging his uncyclopedian comrades. He was later banned by TheListo, and the staff restored.
Chapter 7: Golden Ages
The golden age began to shine; the forum was filled with good members. The best of them was Ganon. However, he doesn't really factor into this story much. In this period, TheShadowLord, who had been gone due to his real life, returned, to find his account gone. TSL--who was, in fact, the real best member, since Ganon was actually only fooling himself with his silly delusions of grandeur--later learned that it was the filthy noob Molopoy who had deleted his account. He learned what else was new on the forums, and created a new account. Then he started going on about how the activity was dying, how the staff system had been screwed up, how the forum was going to dogs, and how the real Golden Ages had actually ended 10 months ago, which meant that everyone was having delusions of grandeur and that TSL was the only sane person there. Listo got annoyed at this and banned TSL. This made Ganon the awesomest person once again. Or so he thought, since everyone had long agreed that Listo was the second awesomest person, after TSL. But Listo was no longer awesome, as he turned evil. Or at least, self-deluded, for he began to believe that he created the Holy Powder Game. Listo then created Dragon Sim, which was even better than Planet Sim. This turned out to be yet another delusion of grandeur, for nothing except Powder Game could possibly surpass the mighty Planet Simulation, and as a result, the Dan-Ballers started hating on Dragon Sim, boycotted it, and caused it to die, after which they shunned Listo from the Forums because of his fail. But Listo's power in the forums was great, and he was the official owner of the forums.
Chapter 8: CHAOS on April First
Artcoursecannon was the best of all the pranksters, and was feeling particularly mischievous on this particular April First. So did TheListo. He decided to splode the forum's head as a prank. TheListo, on the other hand, decided to "move" the forums. This resulted in a lot of chaos and screaming. People were running down the streets of Dan-Ball until, eventually, a hero in a cape came along. His name was Ganondox. Ganondox, being a superhero, moved all of the stuff in the old forums to the new ones and deleted the old forum copy so he wouldn't be confused. Then, he woke up. He realized that he still did the stuff he was dreaming, except for the fact that since there was no new forums, he just deleted many threads; no one knew how he did this, for he wasn't an admin. The threads were restored and peace was soon also restored.
Chapter 9: Qwerty Pwns
Soon later, Qwertyuiop took a vacation on a Pacific Island. There he was eaten by a shark and died. However, he attracted some Nonjas with his intelligence, so he was resurrected and brought to Temporarily9. It was there that he was put in a high security cell. After much torture, Temporarily9 made him rebuid the Inner Sanctum computer. Temporarily9 took the place of Qwertyuiop, and Qwertyuiop was not seen for 3 years.
Chapter 10: Revenge of the Nonjas
The Nonjas, being unsatisfied by their control of their island, began their assault on the forums by attacking Listo, although he drove them away with their huge sword. That plan failed, so Temporarily9 decided to take the forums, as Qwertyuiop was already an administrator. He created an alter-ego called Lag, and became Listo's friend. Lag then sploded the entire universe except for one atom. Fortunately, Ha55ii had made a backup and restored the universe. The members of the danball forum rebelled, creating the new dan-ball forum, with disabled backing up the old forum. A member known as Chronologik, from the far reaches of Rosasecta, created an image that pointed people in the correct direction. Temporarily9 also convinced Qwerty *cough*tortured*cough* to give him his password and, as Qwerty, convinced Ha55i to give him the new forums.
Chapter 11: The Nonja Handbook
It is blank.
Chapter 12: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named returns
Who is He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, you ask?
I cannot tell you, as he cannot be named.
That standard response is actually false, but He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is not Voldemort, who was defeated centuries ago, but rather Temporarily198, the evil pentuplet of Temporarily9. He was also a relative of Greenpotato.
Temporarily198 also had his own army: The Nanjas. The Nanjas were trained in the use of noodles to strangle their enemies. Temporarily198 decided to attempt to take over the forums, so he began to make his army march at the forums. Temporarily132, another pentuplet of Temporarily9, decided to stop Temporarily198 with his army, the Nenjas. Then the nunjas killed Temporarily198.The Nonjas suddenly nuked all the Nanjas and won.
Chapter 13: Golden age II
More people started to join the new forums,and peace was restored. Then Tinypic went to hell after pwning the forums and everyone left. It got better, though, and everything was restored!
Chapter 14: Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas v. Nonjas
Soon, the remnants of the Nanjas, Nenjas, and Nunjas attacked the Nonjas for nuking them. The Nonjas killed them off in a long story the details of which shall never be discussed.
Chapter 15: WTF Now?
The End
Lol no.
Chapter 16: How Earth Editor stole our minds, ate our brains, and took the forums for itself
It all started one day, when Ha55i decided to make a new popular game known as Earth Editor; she didn't know the effects of the game would be. Ha55ii then realized she might be a he. Of course, that didn't matter, as the Nonjas found that Earth Editor could control people's minds. They used this power to return to Uncyclopedia and turn the entire website into a redirect to Dan-Ball. The power backfired, however, and all the nonjas, forumers, uncyclopedians, Ha55i, and anyone they could get their hands on began turning everything into a shrine to Earth Editor. In a totally unrelated story, Qwerty made some random forum game about something that probably won't last too long. Soon, the entire world became a shrine to Earth Editor, and the whole world was lost.
Chapter 17: The Parallel Universe we are in, where Earth Editor still controls our minds, but not as effectively, in which some of the members of the forum save the Earth Editor controlled universe, they attempt to control us, and we win.
We win. But that doesn't mean that the Earth Editor universe is gone forever. Of course, those sentences belonged at the end of the chapter, not the beginning, and the author has no idea how this sentence even got in the story, for the author was just ranting at the editor after the book was published, but anyways, the real first sentence was, "And so, Ha55i of this world created Earth Editor, neither knowing the chaos it unleashed in the alternate universe, nor inserting the mind control part of Earth Editor correctly," which the editor didn't understand, so was cut out in the first draft, which the author re-added it, causing extreme chaos that this sentence, improbably, ended up in the story; this had nothing to do with the spaceship above Earth at that moment.
Chapter 18: And Now for Something Completely Different!
Uhh... Author should move soon... before the bulldozer gets his house... I shouldn't touch his stuff... Oops... Looks like its been recording what I've been saying!
Chapter 19: In other history...
The forums were up and running again, with members joining aplenty. But they were all really noobs, their only purpose to spam all that is good with all that is evil, causing the new staff position of Noobslayer to be created. There was a great competition among the members to see who would become the new Noobslayer. The first noobslayer was Ganon. He died in his first quest, and a new Noobslayer, Rock, was appointed.
Chapter 20: The Final Chapter, in which Ganon gets his revenge on Rock.
He walks up to rock and proceeds to attack while Rock has already been shattered into a million rocks which all reform. Listo returns for a visit, but leaves when he sees Ganon attacking a pile of rocks for no readily apparent reason. Unfortunately Listo forgot to conceal his presence and a huge mass of hate attacked him, which he reacted to by running away even faster. Qwerty then gets GANNONBANNED for misspelling Ganon. Unfortunately the GANNONBAN backfired and banned everyone on the forum except the three admins into oblivion, which caused them to get so lonely that they commit suicide with a pie loving pointy object. Since Qwerty could not commit suicide with himself, he revived the forums from a backup disc. The forums were back up and running until something exploded. It wasn't important, though, so everything went back to normal.
Chapter 21: It isn't final just cause Ganon says it is.
Everyone at Uncyclopedia went out to a fancy restaurant that night. As they arrived they were shocked to find that Temporarily198 was sitting across form their table. (alive and well for some odd reason). Temporarily198 didn't notice them, as he saw Temporarily132 alive and well, although why he was surprised, no one knew (not even Temporarily198) because they were reborn together at the same time in some complicated ritual which shall never be talked of because it involved the sacrifice of a million virgins, a billion cows, and a trillion tons of water; the ritual will never be talked of again and belongs in another story, although half of the Uncyclopdians had mysteriously disappeared days before the event and were found dead in the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, drastically cutting their forces and ability to grief Minecraft. Anyway, they were eating pasta. Nobody expected Temporarily9 duct-taped to a nuclear missile headed straight at the restaurant, not even Temporarily9, the people who fired the missiles, or the guy who duct-taped Temporarily9, although that might have been because Temporarily9 was sleeping, the people who fired the missiles was a cat who sat on a button, and the guy who duct-taped Temporarily was trying to get said cat on the missile instead of the button; then, a dinosaur landed on the missile, causing it to move towards the restaurant at a frighting speed; of course, the Vogons had nothing to do with this, although Ford Prefect, Arthur Dent, Random Dent, Trillian, etc. were in that restaurant. This is because the fancy restaurant was, in fact, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, AKA Milliways. How Temporarily9, Temporarily198, Temporarily132, and the Uncyclopedians got there was completely unknown, yet none of them cared because the missile forced everyone into a time machine that sent them all to Breakfast at the Big Bang (or whatever it was called); how everyone fit in the time machine, no one knew, although they did know that they would be sent into an alternate universe--the universe where Earth Editor controlled Earth and was working on the rest of the solar system.
Chapter 22: How the stranded people from Milliways managed to destroy Earth Editor by turning into Vogons, which was utterly confusing for Ford Prefect as he got the chance to speak terrible poetry at himself.
This never happened.
Chapter 23: Homeward Bound
Yarok, the emporer of the moon awakened. The stranded people from Milliways turned into Vogons and killed Yarok, confusing Arthur Dent as he got the chance to speak terrible poetry at himself, confusing the readers as they thought this never happened, until a reader noticed that it was Arthur Dent who spoke the poetry instead of Ford Prefect; the author was confused because the fourth wall was broken in the final copy of the book but not the one that was sent to publication, until he realized that it was all the editor's fault; the stranded people from Milliways managed to get back to where they came from.
Chapter 24: Why Powder Game and Stick Ranger hate each other