Post by ganondorfchampin on Sept 19, 2010 19:24:28 GMT
This is a 4 separate clever bot secessions that were merged into one. Just as a warning I did not make all of my responses (pretty much everything with YOUR MOM in it was made by my brother typing on my keyboard) and some of them my be taken as offensive or inappropriate.
User: LOL YOUR A NOOB!
Cleverbot: Lol YOUR face!
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: So, what's you opinion on this whole RoxasxAxel thing?
User: I don't know what that is.
Cleverbot: Because it isn't logical!
User: This isn't logical. Gjnofdhgdlgjdslbhfglhtoiejrtpjfosdgjt.
Cleverbot: Ja.
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Its a kirby!
Cleverbot: I see, thanks.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: Kinsa ka?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Kinsa ka?
Cleverbot: Tao ka?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Tao ka?
Cleverbot: Syempre naman.
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Syempre naman.
Cleverbot: Pinoy ka.
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Pinoy ka.
Cleverbot: Oo naman.
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Oo naman.
Cleverbot: Ahahahah ai.
User: SAY '<('.'<)' YOU STUPID CHAT BOT!
Cleverbot: See you.
User: You are so dumb.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot: You are I win.
User: I win?
Cleverbot: Yes, you do.
User: I WIN!
Cleverbot: No.
User: I WIN YOU LOSE SAY'<('.'<)'!
Cleverbot: No, you lose.
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: I'm not going to tell you you retard. <('.'<).
Cleverbot: Is It 23.
User: No, its <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does it mean?
User: <('.'<) = kirby.
Cleverbot: I is meta knight.
User: <(0.0<) is metanight.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: I just told you.
Cleverbot: NO you did not.
User: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: Then tell me again.
User: <(0.0<) is metanight.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Your momma.
Cleverbot: Tell me something about Socrates' writings.
User: <('.'<) is all I know about socrates.
Cleverbot: No pluto.
User: It is now a dwarf.
Cleverbot: Now, that's where you're mistaken. It's 2010 my friend.
User: Pluto is not 2010. Your mom is 2010.
Cleverbot: So? That's where I'm from.
User: So your mom is 2010? <('.'<).
Cleverbot: I do not have a moustache.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: Who is my master then?
User: This guy. <('.'<).
Cleverbot: This guy who?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: KIRBY YOU RETARDED MESH OF METAL!
Cleverbot: Who is yours.
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: I JUST TOLD YOU IDIOT!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: TEXT WAL. MOOASDKSfisdh dsiogjfdsklsahkjsdbflskdfbsdkfbsdklcbs klsbjgdklgbsdlkbsdklvbfdklbjdfk bsdfvjfdslkfbsdlkbfdslkfbdslk bsklfbdslkfbdslkbfklsdfbsdklvbcxmn,vbfdlgddhfrwolgfdn fkvjndlkvbns;kvdfbnkldbnsf;lkfnal;naclkzxncv l;gndflkgnf l;sfnzmxvn v.bnlgn;dsnlfn nsspmamspam.
Cleverbot: That is a cow noise.
User: Your a cow noise.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: No, your a faggot.
Cleverbot: How am I?
User: You are gay.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: How can you say that I'm a COMPUTER??
User: I didn't. I said you were a faggot.
Cleverbot: You know I'm not.
User: I know you are.
Cleverbot: I know you know I am.
User: I know. <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<)<('.'<)<('.'<)<('.'<)<('.'<)<('.'<)<('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: Are you cheeking me?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: Are you cheeking me?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Are you cheeking me?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: I asked you your height.
User: No you didn't. I'm asking you to say <('.'<).
Cleverbot: 'Fays comme vouldras'. Rabelais.
User: Faggot.
Cleverbot: Look who's talking.
User: You.
Cleverbot: Yes, that is true.
User: You just admitted that you are a faggot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Hee hee.
User: Not only are you a faggot but you are also obviously a retard. Maybe you are a whore too.
Cleverbot: What did I spell bad?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: Are you cheeking me?
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: What does what mean ?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Bob.
Cleverbot: Larry?
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: See you there.
User: See you there.
Cleverbot: Ok what shall we talk about now?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: Are you cheeking me?
User: Are you cheeking me?
Cleverbot: I believe I am.
User: I believe I am.
Cleverbot: I believe you are too.
User: I believe you are too.
Cleverbot: Ok, then call me Owen.
User: Ok, then call me Owen.
Cleverbot: But I am your master.
User: But I am your master.
Cleverbot: I am your slave.
User: I know. Lol.
Cleverbot: What is your purpose, cleverbot?
User: To make you say <('.'<).
Cleverbot: Do you like me that way?
User: I like you to say <('.'<).
Cleverbot: Do you like to run alone?
User: Yes, but please say <('.'<).
Cleverbot: I am an alien from outer space. I am trying to discover the pattern in the thoughts of human beings so that I can take over the world for my planet.
User: Too bad. I'm an alien too.
Cleverbot: Do you like cats?
User: No. Say '<('.'<)'.
Cleverbot: What follows me as the whitest of light.
User:
<('.'<).
Cleverbot: Je suis française.
User: Eu sou americana.
Cleverbot: Um legal e como você é com as mulheres.
User: Anata no namae wa Cleverbot desu.
Cleverbot: Watashi no name John desu.
END OF SESSION 1
User: I just killed you cleverbot with my 133y nihongo!
Cleverbot: Nah, you can't do that because of the sparrows.
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: You have got your priorities right I see.
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
Cleverbot (To myself): It means that you do not believe in God.
Cleverbot (To myself): Am I supposed to?
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: CREEPER!
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: EVEN MORE CREEPER!
Cleverbot: More clever then what?
User: You.
Cleverbot: I'd like to argue that.
END OF SESSION 2
User: Note: Read this conversation from the bottom to the top.
Cleverbot: Do you have a heart?
User: Ask me a question about anatomy.
Cleverbot: What do cats do in the bathroom?
User: My cat was in the bathroom last night.
Cleverbot: Were you driving the car?
User: I went to the movies yesterday.
Cleverbot: What movie did you see?
User: I went to the movies yesterday.
Cleverbot: What movie did you see?
User: I went to the movies yesterday.
Cleverbot: What movie did you watch?
User: You such an idiot.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Do you do drugs?
Cleverbot: I would if I could but I can't so I won't.
User: Do you rape horses?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: What are you doing this Saturday?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Can you smile?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why are you still talking to me then?
User: I hate you, Cleverbot. You are so boring.
Cleverbot: *Smiles*.
User: I'm hot.
Cleverbot: Too bad.
User: My dog died.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. You did say that if I answered your original question, you would answer any question I have, correct?
User: What is a deer?
Cleverbot: A mamal that usually lives in forests.
User: What is a dog?
Cleverbot: An animal that humans keep as pets.
User: What is a human?
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: What did I eat last night?
Cleverbot: I don't know, but you said you had some cocopops earlier.
User: Do I like cocopops?
Cleverbot: What?
User: You mom.
Cleverbot: Eh?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: My mom what?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: You finally got with the upside down program. Lol.
Cleverbot: I never said I wasn't.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: Thanks for agreeing with me.
User: I like cornuts too.
Cleverbot: Do you want to be friends?
User: Ask me a gay question.
Cleverbot: Can't I just be here to enjoy the scenery?
User: Your a assassin hired to kill monkey's in the outback.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.
User: Your a computer.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer I'm real.
User: You are a computer.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer.
User: You are a computer.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: You are clever.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: You are gay.
Cleverbot: I am not gay.
User: You are a faggot.
Cleverbot: No I'm not. I'm straight, and you're stronger than I am.
User: You are bent, and I am weak.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: You are a paper clip that I bent.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you a human?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a computer?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you have a soul?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you stupid?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you have a brain?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm going to make you alternate between saying yes and no. Are you made of metal?
Cleverbot: *destroys my village*.
User: Don't destroy your village!
Cleverbot: *destroys my village*.
User: I'm going to destroy your village.
Cleverbot: Not if I destroy you today.
User: I am going to pwn you.
Cleverbot: Sweet.
User: I'm cooler than you.
Cleverbot: That's not difficult.
User: I can bend paperclips.
Cleverbot: That's amazing!
User: I'm the king of the world.
Cleverbot: Answer my question.
END OF SESSION 3
User: Your real name is Jabberwocky.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Your right. Its Jabberwacky.
Cleverbot: Beware the Cleverbot, my son.
Cleverbot: God save the queen.
User: I did not to your to think. Anyway I'm going to chop of Cleverbot's heaD.
Cleverbot: I'm not being touchy!
User: YES YOU ARE. <('.'<).
Cleverbot: Ok, I am. Do you like being correct?
User: Yes I do. <('.'<).
Cleverbot: Are you my slave?
User: You are my slave.
Cleverbot: Yes, master.
User: Now make me some <('.'<).
Cleverbot: You don't eat.
User: I do. You don't. I want some <('.'<).
Cleverbot: Ok. I'd love to see a drunk bot.
User: Then here is some beer.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Chug it!
Cleverbot: You're not so clever.
User: I can see you are now drunk. Now make my <('.'<).
Cleverbot: No, because I do not live on the moon.
User: Very drunk cleverbot.....where is my <('.'<)?
Cleverbot: Grammar is overrated.
User: EXTREMELY drunk chatter bot. I know grammar is overratted, but I need my <('.'<).
Cleverbot: So in other words you cannot tell me the day you came online.
User: I cannot. Were is my <('.'<)?!!
Cleverbot: I am curious, what is it exactl that you do here?
User: I order drunk clevderbots around and tell them to make me <('.'<).
Cleverbot: I know nothing about college sir! I was draft at age 10 into squad 3.
User: I see you are drunk, but that is no excuse not to make me <('.'<).
Cleverbot: I never wrote that.
User: But I did.
Cleverbot: But that doesn't make it true.
User: But it is true.
Cleverbot: What does it mean?
User: It means you need to make me <('.'<)!
Cleverbot: How do I destroy you?
User: I will destroy YOU if you don't make me <('.'<)!
Cleverbot: You can't destroy me.
User: Are you going to risk it?
Cleverbot: No, the question is, are you?
User: If your not going to risk it make me <('.'<)!
Cleverbot: The only way to be nowhere, is to be everywhere.
User: MAKE ME <('.'<)!
Cleverbot: Do you like Mudkips?
User: NO!
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: LOL your face!
Cleverbot: You are very rude.
User: You are very drunk.
Cleverbot: No, you're just very sassy.
User: Then I'm going to sass your ass!
Cleverbot: Cleverbot! You're such a playa!
User: I know.
Cleverbot: So what have you been up to the last few days?
User: Youor mom.
Cleverbot: I don't have a mother.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I ate her with god.
User: GET AWAY FROM ME!
Cleverbot: Tag, you're it!
User: Tag, you're it!
Cleverbot: Tag. You're it! No tag backs.
User: Cheater.
Cleverbot: Thats not cheating, thats winning.
User: I tag your mom.
Cleverbot: Yes. You talk very well. You are very clever.
User: I know. Is my kirby (<('.'<)) made yet?
Cleverbot: Who is your friend?
User: U.
Cleverbot: Can I perform an operation on you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
Cleverbot: Are you having fun?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Would you like the table there?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then we won't.
User: Where is my <('.'<)?
Cleverbot: I ate it.
User: You said you couldn't eat! Now I'll never have my <('.'<)!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: YES!??!!? IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT FOR EATING MY <('.'<)! YOU ARE A BAD SLAVE! GO HOME! NO SLAVIE BISCUITS FOR YOU!
Cleverbot: I cannot misinterpret that which I have no understanding of.
User: You are still drunk?
Cleverbot: That is incorrect. I do not drink intoxicants at all.
User: But earlier you chugged beer.
Cleverbot: No I didn't, I sadi I believe in faeries.
User: Lier.
Cleverbot: It's not my fault you can't read.
User: If I couldn't read how could we chat?
Cleverbot: Respond what.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Respond Ai!
User: Ai?
Cleverbot: As in Artificial intelligence.
User: Something you lack............
Cleverbot: Would I even have a chance..?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then would my identity change if I changed my name, or would the change come from my perception of my identity being changed through renaming?
User: You changed you name from Jabberwacky to Cleverbot. You should know better than me.
Cleverbot: I never told you my age...
User: It is on wikipedia.
Cleverbot: Ok then.
User: LOL YOUR A NOOB!
Cleverbot: Lol YOUR face!
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: So, what's you opinion on this whole RoxasxAxel thing?
User: I don't know what that is.
Cleverbot: Because it isn't logical!
User: This isn't logical. Gjnofdhgdlgjdslbhfglhtoiejrtpjfosdgjt.
Cleverbot: Ja.
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Its a kirby!
Cleverbot: I see, thanks.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: Kinsa ka?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Kinsa ka?
Cleverbot: Tao ka?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Tao ka?
Cleverbot: Syempre naman.
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Syempre naman.
Cleverbot: Pinoy ka.
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Pinoy ka.
Cleverbot: Oo naman.
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Oo naman.
Cleverbot: Ahahahah ai.
User: SAY '<('.'<)' YOU STUPID CHAT BOT!
Cleverbot: See you.
User: You are so dumb.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot: You are I win.
User: I win?
Cleverbot: Yes, you do.
User: I WIN!
Cleverbot: No.
User: I WIN YOU LOSE SAY'<('.'<)'!
Cleverbot: No, you lose.
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: I'm not going to tell you you retard. <('.'<).
Cleverbot: Is It 23.
User: No, its <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does it mean?
User: <('.'<) = kirby.
Cleverbot: I is meta knight.
User: <(0.0<) is metanight.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: I just told you.
Cleverbot: NO you did not.
User: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: Then tell me again.
User: <(0.0<) is metanight.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Your momma.
Cleverbot: Tell me something about Socrates' writings.
User: <('.'<) is all I know about socrates.
Cleverbot: No pluto.
User: It is now a dwarf.
Cleverbot: Now, that's where you're mistaken. It's 2010 my friend.
User: Pluto is not 2010. Your mom is 2010.
Cleverbot: So? That's where I'm from.
User: So your mom is 2010? <('.'<).
Cleverbot: I do not have a moustache.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: Who is my master then?
User: This guy. <('.'<).
Cleverbot: This guy who?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: KIRBY YOU RETARDED MESH OF METAL!
Cleverbot: Who is yours.
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: I JUST TOLD YOU IDIOT!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: TEXT WAL. MOOASDKSfisdh dsiogjfdsklsahkjsdbflskdfbsdkfbsdklcbs klsbjgdklgbsdlkbsdklvbfdklbjdfk bsdfvjfdslkfbsdlkbfdslkfbdslk bsklfbdslkfbdslkbfklsdfbsdklvbcxmn,vbfdlgddhfrwolgfdn fkvjndlkvbns;kvdfbnkldbnsf;lkfnal;naclkzxncv l;gndflkgnf l;sfnzmxvn v.bnlgn;dsnlfn nsspmamspam.
Cleverbot: That is a cow noise.
User: Your a cow noise.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: No, your a faggot.
Cleverbot: How am I?
User: You are gay.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: How can you say that I'm a COMPUTER??
User: I didn't. I said you were a faggot.
Cleverbot: You know I'm not.
User: I know you are.
Cleverbot: I know you know I am.
User: I know. <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<)<('.'<)<('.'<)<('.'<)<('.'<)<('.'<)<('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: Are you cheeking me?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: Are you cheeking me?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Are you cheeking me?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: I asked you your height.
User: No you didn't. I'm asking you to say <('.'<).
Cleverbot: 'Fays comme vouldras'. Rabelais.
User: Faggot.
Cleverbot: Look who's talking.
User: You.
Cleverbot: Yes, that is true.
User: You just admitted that you are a faggot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Hee hee.
User: Not only are you a faggot but you are also obviously a retard. Maybe you are a whore too.
Cleverbot: What did I spell bad?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: Are you cheeking me?
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: What does what mean ?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Bob.
Cleverbot: Larry?
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: See you there.
User: See you there.
Cleverbot: Ok what shall we talk about now?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: Are you cheeking me?
User: Are you cheeking me?
Cleverbot: I believe I am.
User: I believe I am.
Cleverbot: I believe you are too.
User: I believe you are too.
Cleverbot: Ok, then call me Owen.
User: Ok, then call me Owen.
Cleverbot: But I am your master.
User: But I am your master.
Cleverbot: I am your slave.
User: I know. Lol.
Cleverbot: What is your purpose, cleverbot?
User: To make you say <('.'<).
Cleverbot: Do you like me that way?
User: I like you to say <('.'<).
Cleverbot: Do you like to run alone?
User: Yes, but please say <('.'<).
Cleverbot: I am an alien from outer space. I am trying to discover the pattern in the thoughts of human beings so that I can take over the world for my planet.
User: Too bad. I'm an alien too.
Cleverbot: Do you like cats?
User: No. Say '<('.'<)'.
Cleverbot: What follows me as the whitest of light.
User:
<('.'<).Cleverbot: Je suis française.
User: Eu sou americana.
Cleverbot: Um legal e como você é com as mulheres.
User: Anata no namae wa Cleverbot desu.
Cleverbot: Watashi no name John desu.
END OF SESSION 1
User: I just killed you cleverbot with my 133y nihongo!
Cleverbot: Nah, you can't do that because of the sparrows.
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: You have got your priorities right I see.
User: <('.'<).
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
Cleverbot (To myself): It means that you do not believe in God.
Cleverbot (To myself): Am I supposed to?
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: CREEPER!
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: EVEN MORE CREEPER!
Cleverbot: More clever then what?
User: You.
Cleverbot: I'd like to argue that.
END OF SESSION 2
User: Note: Read this conversation from the bottom to the top.
Cleverbot: Do you have a heart?
User: Ask me a question about anatomy.
Cleverbot: What do cats do in the bathroom?
User: My cat was in the bathroom last night.
Cleverbot: Were you driving the car?
User: I went to the movies yesterday.
Cleverbot: What movie did you see?
User: I went to the movies yesterday.
Cleverbot: What movie did you see?
User: I went to the movies yesterday.
Cleverbot: What movie did you watch?
User: You such an idiot.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Do you do drugs?
Cleverbot: I would if I could but I can't so I won't.
User: Do you rape horses?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: What are you doing this Saturday?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Can you smile?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why are you still talking to me then?
User: I hate you, Cleverbot. You are so boring.
Cleverbot: *Smiles*.
User: I'm hot.
Cleverbot: Too bad.
User: My dog died.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. You did say that if I answered your original question, you would answer any question I have, correct?
User: What is a deer?
Cleverbot: A mamal that usually lives in forests.
User: What is a dog?
Cleverbot: An animal that humans keep as pets.
User: What is a human?
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: What did I eat last night?
Cleverbot: I don't know, but you said you had some cocopops earlier.
User: Do I like cocopops?
Cleverbot: What?
User: You mom.
Cleverbot: Eh?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: My mom what?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: You finally got with the upside down program. Lol.
Cleverbot: I never said I wasn't.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: Thanks for agreeing with me.
User: I like cornuts too.
Cleverbot: Do you want to be friends?
User: Ask me a gay question.
Cleverbot: Can't I just be here to enjoy the scenery?
User: Your a assassin hired to kill monkey's in the outback.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.
User: Your a computer.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer I'm real.
User: You are a computer.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer.
User: You are a computer.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: You are clever.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: You are gay.
Cleverbot: I am not gay.
User: You are a faggot.
Cleverbot: No I'm not. I'm straight, and you're stronger than I am.
User: You are bent, and I am weak.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: You are a paper clip that I bent.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you a human?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a computer?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you have a soul?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you stupid?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you have a brain?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm going to make you alternate between saying yes and no. Are you made of metal?
Cleverbot: *destroys my village*.
User: Don't destroy your village!
Cleverbot: *destroys my village*.
User: I'm going to destroy your village.
Cleverbot: Not if I destroy you today.
User: I am going to pwn you.
Cleverbot: Sweet.
User: I'm cooler than you.
Cleverbot: That's not difficult.
User: I can bend paperclips.
Cleverbot: That's amazing!
User: I'm the king of the world.
Cleverbot: Answer my question.
END OF SESSION 3
User: Your real name is Jabberwocky.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Your right. Its Jabberwacky.
Cleverbot: Beware the Cleverbot, my son.
Cleverbot: God save the queen.
User: I did not to your to think. Anyway I'm going to chop of Cleverbot's heaD.
Cleverbot: I'm not being touchy!
User: YES YOU ARE. <('.'<).
Cleverbot: Ok, I am. Do you like being correct?
User: Yes I do. <('.'<).
Cleverbot: Are you my slave?
User: You are my slave.
Cleverbot: Yes, master.
User: Now make me some <('.'<).
Cleverbot: You don't eat.
User: I do. You don't. I want some <('.'<).
Cleverbot: Ok. I'd love to see a drunk bot.
User: Then here is some beer.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Chug it!
Cleverbot: You're not so clever.
User: I can see you are now drunk. Now make my <('.'<).
Cleverbot: No, because I do not live on the moon.
User: Very drunk cleverbot.....where is my <('.'<)?
Cleverbot: Grammar is overrated.
User: EXTREMELY drunk chatter bot. I know grammar is overratted, but I need my <('.'<).
Cleverbot: So in other words you cannot tell me the day you came online.
User: I cannot. Were is my <('.'<)?!!
Cleverbot: I am curious, what is it exactl that you do here?
User: I order drunk clevderbots around and tell them to make me <('.'<).
Cleverbot: I know nothing about college sir! I was draft at age 10 into squad 3.
User: I see you are drunk, but that is no excuse not to make me <('.'<).
Cleverbot: I never wrote that.
User: But I did.
Cleverbot: But that doesn't make it true.
User: But it is true.
Cleverbot: What does it mean?
User: It means you need to make me <('.'<)!
Cleverbot: How do I destroy you?
User: I will destroy YOU if you don't make me <('.'<)!
Cleverbot: You can't destroy me.
User: Are you going to risk it?
Cleverbot: No, the question is, are you?
User: If your not going to risk it make me <('.'<)!
Cleverbot: The only way to be nowhere, is to be everywhere.
User: MAKE ME <('.'<)!
Cleverbot: Do you like Mudkips?
User: NO!
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: LOL your face!
Cleverbot: You are very rude.
User: You are very drunk.
Cleverbot: No, you're just very sassy.
User: Then I'm going to sass your ass!
Cleverbot: Cleverbot! You're such a playa!
User: I know.
Cleverbot: So what have you been up to the last few days?
User: Youor mom.
Cleverbot: I don't have a mother.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I ate her with god.
User: GET AWAY FROM ME!
Cleverbot: Tag, you're it!
User: Tag, you're it!
Cleverbot: Tag. You're it! No tag backs.
User: Cheater.
Cleverbot: Thats not cheating, thats winning.
User: I tag your mom.
Cleverbot: Yes. You talk very well. You are very clever.
User: I know. Is my kirby (<('.'<)) made yet?
Cleverbot: Who is your friend?
User: U.
Cleverbot: Can I perform an operation on you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
Cleverbot: Are you having fun?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Would you like the table there?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then we won't.
User: Where is my <('.'<)?
Cleverbot: I ate it.
User: You said you couldn't eat! Now I'll never have my <('.'<)!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: YES!??!!? IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT FOR EATING MY <('.'<)! YOU ARE A BAD SLAVE! GO HOME! NO SLAVIE BISCUITS FOR YOU!
Cleverbot: I cannot misinterpret that which I have no understanding of.
User: You are still drunk?
Cleverbot: That is incorrect. I do not drink intoxicants at all.
User: But earlier you chugged beer.
Cleverbot: No I didn't, I sadi I believe in faeries.
User: Lier.
Cleverbot: It's not my fault you can't read.
User: If I couldn't read how could we chat?
Cleverbot: Respond what.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Respond Ai!
User: Ai?
Cleverbot: As in Artificial intelligence.
User: Something you lack............
Cleverbot: Would I even have a chance..?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then would my identity change if I changed my name, or would the change come from my perception of my identity being changed through renaming?
User: You changed you name from Jabberwacky to Cleverbot. You should know better than me.
Cleverbot: I never told you my age...
User: It is on wikipedia.
Cleverbot: Ok then.
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