Life isn't going to get any easier...

[Draxorion]

Although my mental health is deteriorating, I must say that I wish for there to be a forum position called: "Psychiatrist"...
I know this sounds crazy but, I'll be working for free (not so crazy eh?). Well... I'm just going to let all of you Authorities hear my words... And please reply. I think my head is going to hurt again...

[Fringe Pioneer]

Pardon?

The idea is rather interesting, but it probably isn't a good idea for someone to handle health issues without a doctorate in any of the human health related majors, such as Psychology, for instance. Also, why would you be the one working as a psychiatrist if you are the one with deteriorating mental health? Not only all of that, but the psychiatrist position, even if there were someone truly qualified and certified, would seem to me an unnecessary rank that would not get much work. Why, we dropped the GA position, and that's a relatively important one we have needed on many occasions...

[Qwerty]

SpiritBot had that job. I miss SpiritBot. We should find him; he could help.

[zaixionito]

Drax. You have been joking about multiple personalities before.

I don't buy it.

You are 12.

Claim to be insane.

Why are we having this conversation again? Oh, right. You are doing it. FOR TEH LULZ.

[Draxorion]

Thanks General.

*salutes*

I'm now locked and loaded sir, what are your orders?


EDIT: I never claimed to be insane...
By the time I'm editting this, I've probably stopped hurting already. Zaix. Personalities? Well can you name them? This is one of them that I told you about a few weeks ago... Midnight madness.

General: No idea why I should. No idea. I don't even remember the thoughts I had when I first made this thread, an hour ago or so...?

[clockwork]

I have multiple personalities in real life. Of course they aren't like here. Like elton, nike, and Clockwork. I have Liver and Sleeper. Sleeper being of course sleep walking. Though I can communicate, it isn't the kind your thinking of.


I even pee'd on my wall once.

[Canopy]

I hate headaches. They only cause trouble.

[kiwi]

oh god this thread is hilarious

[~Memzak~]

Agreed. There was some seriousness but that is all but gone now.

I also seem to have many personality changes in real life but on the internet I seem perfectly (ok not perfectly but not completely bonkers either) sane and normal.

[Qwerty]

I'm totally not crazy.

You you are.

No I'm not.

Don't deny it.

Shut up, Qwerty!

No, you shut up!

Banned.

[~Memzak~]

Heh, talking to yourself... it's even more fun to do it when there is no one on chat.... (until someone interrupts you which throws you off)c

Right?

I'd agree.

Well you should.

Good because I did.

FINE

FINE!

*splodes*

*doesn't splode*

Hehe, I survived...

[Draxorion]

What do I know about talking to myself? I could go on forever.

No you couldn't... You would eventually per-

Stop please, and let me state my-

No! You interrupted first!

No... You interrupted before I had a chance to type another sentence!

Lies, you can't deny me, I can read your mind.

No you can't, because if you could, I wouldn't be arguing to you.

Yes you would, I am reading your mind right now, and you are arguing with me.

Yeah right, can you prove that?

I can take over your mind.

Sure, sure...

But you would not be conscious during the happening.

Yeah, right... Whatever, you nerd.

Well then...

What? Wha-

I have taken over the mind of Dracorio. Dracorio no longer exists. He is now Draxor.

Draxor has won... Or has he...?

[~Memzak~]

Why is it that when people talk to themselves they always have to argue... why don't they every start the conversation with agreeing instead of fighting...

Yea I agree... it does make sense...

You see it is possible!

Yea... So what are you doing today?

I dunno, same as you a guess...

Really? Cool!