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Oct 14, 2010 23:13:06 GMT
Post by GloveParty on Oct 14, 2010 23:13:06 GMT
Lev panicked and ran away, forgetting about the cliff. "Aaaaah!" *thud* Lev hit the ground next to Ethan. "Ow."
Doctor: Should we do something? Amy: Nah.
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Oct 15, 2010 2:00:06 GMT
Post by Skribbblie on Oct 15, 2010 2:00:06 GMT
Heckler: Oh my. Our ship is still spinning uncontrollably. My body seems to have sustained damage. Note to self; do not allow Handel to try and fix me.
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Oct 15, 2010 2:20:54 GMT
Post by Qwerty on Oct 15, 2010 2:20:54 GMT
FP: Computer, bring the robot in through the airlock already! We're heading back toward the planet!
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Oct 15, 2010 5:04:41 GMT
Post by Elmach on Oct 15, 2010 5:04:41 GMT
Smoky: You misunderstand me. Blobby managed to launch Heckler at your ship, causing it to spin uncontrollably again. Straight towards Blobby, who is falling onto Ethan. Soon. If Ethan doesn't move.
Blobby and Google Chrome continued falling towards the Faridian and the Stick-Rangerite who managed to fall faster than the ship. It is still unknown how that happened.
Blobby flew out of his chair, causing the fuel to be released. Interestingly, the fuel, Blobby, and the ship fell at different accelerations. Blobby soon reoriented himself on the ceiling.
The fuel landed between the Faridian and the Stick-Rangerite.
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Oct 15, 2010 5:37:37 GMT
Post by Skribbblie on Oct 15, 2010 5:37:37 GMT
Heckler: I continue to take damage. This does not serve my circuits well. I will require maintenance.
*Handel's ship smacks into Heckler, stopping the spinning and launching Heckler away again.*
Handel: Don't worry, Heckler! I'll get ya back! Just wait! (Now how do I operate the crane???)
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Oct 15, 2010 6:05:40 GMT
Post by Elmach on Oct 15, 2010 6:05:40 GMT
Smoky: Let me get this straight. Handel smacked into Heckler (who was being held by the tin can), causing... wha? Heckler and the tin can to stop spinning? Err... Since I am so confused, I will utilize my God-modding powers.
GODMODDING The tin can had managed to grab the robot and was starting to pull it in... when Handel's ship smacked into it. Handel's ship's crane heard Handel and grabbed the poor robot, pulling it in.
Bad things will happen.
The tin can had a stronger force, so the majority of the crane ended in the tin can.
Handel's ship is stuck to the edge. And the force from the collision welded it together.
And the tincan + ship was falling towards the cliff Doctor Who and Amy are on.
And the tincan + ship's controls broke in the impact.
Blobby was still upside down, Google Chrome is still falling towards the Stick Rangerite and the Faridian, the fuel tank is still between the Stick Rangerite and the Faridian.
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Oct 15, 2010 6:57:29 GMT
Post by Qwerty on Oct 15, 2010 6:57:29 GMT
Now that's just mean, particularly when we already passed this part.
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Oct 16, 2010 0:03:47 GMT
Post by Elmach on Oct 16, 2010 0:03:47 GMT
Smoky: What?
Blame Smoky. It was his idea.
Smoky: Because you went crazy and said that the Vogons did not launch the asteroid. Which they did.
Fine, fine.
Smoky: Ok, bye.
You never brought Heckler through the airlock yet, and Handel started operating the crane, and gravity was acting weird...there is only one possible conclusion.
Both spaceships fuse, breaking the navigation and steering, and everyone falls off the cliff at the same place.
Oh. I must have forgot that.
GODMODDING Doctor Who and Amy fall off the spire and land on the Google Chrome ship. Then they fell off.
Blobby heard a thump under him. He sighed. Gravity was going crazy today.
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Oct 16, 2010 3:34:55 GMT
Post by GloveParty on Oct 16, 2010 3:34:55 GMT
Lev looked up and saw Amy and Doctor Who falling, as a fused ship-thing fell towards them all. Oh no. Lev started hovering, then started moving at a high velocity towards the ship. Thump. "Ow!" He didn't break the ship or anything, but he DID change the ship's angle of flight enough so it missed everyone.
Doctor: Ouch! Amy: Owwwwww. Sound in the distance: OW! Amy: What happened? Am I dead- *looks up and sees the ship-thing veer away, and the number 135 is visible in red, flying away from him.* *Lev falls to the ground, clearly in pain.* "Aaaahk. That hurt... I'm just gonna rest here now..." Lev falls down, moaning.
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Oct 16, 2010 3:50:18 GMT
Post by Elmach on Oct 16, 2010 3:50:18 GMT
Ok... there were two ships falling. Mine and Qwerty/MF's / Halfway fused. Amy and Dr. Who were standing on my ship... and Blobby was standing upside down just under them. I am confused.
EDIT: Modified GM post so everything makes sense again.
GODMODDING The fused ship did miss everyone on the ground, but it also bounced off of the top of Blobby's ship. The fused ship landed safely on the spire, which was starting to crack, and Blobby's ship landed on the fuel tank.
The spire creaks ominously.
The fuel tank creaks ominously.
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Oct 16, 2010 16:39:47 GMT
Post by GloveParty on Oct 16, 2010 16:39:47 GMT
Doctor: THAT REALLY doesn't sound good! Amy: Crap... If only we could get up to the TARDIS somehow... Lev: Oohhhh... Doctor: What about him? Amy: Hmm.... If we can get him to the TARDIS, maybe we can heal him. Doctor: Yeah... Umm... Lev?... Lev: Argh... what? Doctor: You know how you flew? Can you maybe fly and grab the TARDIS? Somehow? Lev: Maybe... Here goes... *Lev flings at the TARDIS, then stops just before hitting it. He stops on the cracking cliff, and grabs hold of the TARDIS. The TARDIS starts hovering, carrying Lev with it, and goes down to the ground.* Doctor: Everyone, get in! The Doctor grabbed Lev, and went into the TARDIS, followed by Amy, who dragged Ethan into it. Amy: Close the door! *The Doctor closes the Door, and the TARDIS teleports away...*
It's an arctic world, the icy tundra stretching as far as the eye can see. Lev: Augh... Where are we? *takes pack and begins rummaging in it, finds an onigiri and eats it instantly, appearing to heal a little, getting up* Well... I'm going to see what's around here...
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Oct 16, 2010 20:13:03 GMT
Post by Qwerty on Oct 16, 2010 20:13:03 GMT
Q: Get us outta here, computer! I don't care if we're out of fuel, just let go of the robot and get some momentum before this thing cracks!
Computer: Okay. Robot released. Thrusters firing...
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Oct 17, 2010 4:07:45 GMT
Post by Elmach on Oct 17, 2010 4:07:45 GMT
AHEM... my spaceship is balanced precariously on the fuel tank, right above all of you. How none of you saw that is strange.
MF's ship and Halfway's ship are fused. And the navigation is broken, so neither can tell the ship where to go. You are probably going to go randomly and hit a black hole.
GODMODDING
The fused ship launches its thrusters downwards onto the spire. The result? The fused ship is stuck to the spire. Which is cracking.
I suggest unfusing the ship and fixing the navigation.
Blobby gets out of his ship and pushes it off the fuel tank. He starts fixing it.
(1/4)
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Oct 17, 2010 19:02:51 GMT
Post by Qwerty on Oct 17, 2010 19:02:51 GMT
How does that make any sense at all? Firing the thrusters and getting stuck?
You've been a godmodder for quite awhile. MF, any chance of giving others a turn?
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Oct 17, 2010 23:26:19 GMT
Post by Elmach on Oct 17, 2010 23:26:19 GMT
Fireing the thrusters downwards towards the spire so the acceleration is towards it?
Ah well.
GODMODDING The spire cracks and the fused spaceship manages to get off the planet ... with a major part of the spire stuck to it. The fuel tank was punctured as well.
Can someone else be godmodder now? I resign being godmodder; I don't have many good ideas and those I do have I can't convey properly.
Blobby attaches the fuel tank to his ship and finds a leak. He begins fixing it. He also pours some fuel raining from the sky. He has no idea why there is fuel raining.
Turns out, gravity never works out well. Never trust it. (2/4)
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Oct 18, 2010 0:30:03 GMT
Post by Qwerty on Oct 18, 2010 0:30:03 GMT
What? You seem to be forgetting Newton's laws. If I fired my thrusters toward the spire, that would make me go away from the spire, not towards it. Equal and opposite reaction and all that.
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Oct 18, 2010 0:35:39 GMT
Post by Elmach on Oct 18, 2010 0:35:39 GMT
Derp.
I meant upwards.
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Oct 18, 2010 5:14:26 GMT
Post by Qwerty on Oct 18, 2010 5:14:26 GMT
Ah, so the "Up" button now means "Down"?
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Oct 18, 2010 23:54:31 GMT
Post by microfarad on Oct 18, 2010 23:54:31 GMT
Qwerty can God Mod...
I'll post later when sanity is restored to this game. It's supposed to be quirky, not insane...
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Oct 19, 2010 2:35:04 GMT
Post by Qwerty on Oct 19, 2010 2:35:04 GMT
FP: Wouldn't it be highly improbably if Zaphod Beeblebrox appeared about now?
*ZB appears in Heart of Gold*
Q: Ooh, shiny... Wait, how did that get here?
FP: Infinite improbability. We're hitching a ride before this coke can gets recycled!
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Oct 19, 2010 4:05:08 GMT
Post by Elmach on Oct 19, 2010 4:05:08 GMT
I like insanity. It gives me this warm and fuzzy feeling inside.
Blobby finishes fixing his ship, and flies directly upwards... hitting the Heart of Gold.
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Oct 19, 2010 14:22:03 GMT
Post by Qwerty on Oct 19, 2010 14:22:03 GMT
ZB: Ow! Activate the shields, or something!
Eddie: No can do!
ZB: Get us outta here! Activate the improbability drive!
Eddie: With a breach in the hull?
ZB: YES! JUST DO IT ALREADY!
Eddie: Infinite improbability drive activated...
There's a wave of powerful improbability spread throughout the nearby system. The TARDIS changes color for some reason, Blobby's ship just breaks (again), and the planet changes to one completely covered in gold leaf.
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Oct 19, 2010 23:18:53 GMT
Post by GloveParty on Oct 19, 2010 23:18:53 GMT
The TARDIS isn't there.... It teleported away.
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Oct 20, 2010 2:07:24 GMT
Post by Qwerty on Oct 20, 2010 2:07:24 GMT
Oh. Then it didn't change color.
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Oct 20, 2010 23:11:23 GMT
Post by Elmach on Oct 20, 2010 23:11:23 GMT
Blobby's Google Chrome ship breaks, again.
Blobby: I knew I shouldn't have trusted Google... Is that an IE ship dealer?
Blobby lands with a crash, and walks to the IE ship dealer.
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Oct 21, 2010 3:34:40 GMT
Post by Qwerty on Oct 21, 2010 3:34:40 GMT
FP: Whew, we're out.
Q: I dunno about you, but I have no limbs.
FP: Yes, and I'm a penguin.
Q: You don't seem worried.
FP: It's completely natural for an improbability drive.
Q: You know this how?
FP: I asked the author.
Q: Who?
FP: Me.
IE Ship Dealer: "Get our ship! It has a ludicrous number of fish and support for HTML3! Canvas is overrated!"
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Oct 21, 2010 4:38:20 GMT
Post by Skribbblie on Oct 21, 2010 4:38:20 GMT
Handel: Don't worry, Heckler! I'll save you! It won't be like the incident with the other henchmen!
Heckler: Oh no, please don't break anything on the ship.
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Oct 24, 2010 6:55:01 GMT
Post by Elmach on Oct 24, 2010 6:55:01 GMT
Blobby blinks at the IE ship dealer, and decides that Google Chrome ships are better anyways.
Blobby starts fixing the ship.
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Oct 24, 2010 19:48:44 GMT
Post by Qwerty on Oct 24, 2010 19:48:44 GMT
The IE dealer sends a couple annoying popups and misleading advertisements your way.
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Oct 25, 2010 22:59:32 GMT
Post by Elmach on Oct 25, 2010 22:59:32 GMT
Blobby sighs, and resolves to find an Animation-pop up blocker as soon as possible. For now, Blobby has to stick with tossing the pop-ups and advertisements up... until he sees one that talks about a free pop-up blocker. Blobby tosses it back quickly.
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