Sparkpowder Mall

[sparkpowder]

Here are the prices:

Forum Shoppe

Forum Star: 50 Danballs

Signature: 55 Danballs

Banking

Create Bank Account: 10 Danballs

Deposit: Free for up to 1000 Danballs deposit, then 1 Danballs for every additional 10 Danballs.

Withdraw: Free

Real Estate

Sparkpowder's Grocery Store: 1000 Danballs [50 Danballs/day in income] for sale

Qwertyuiopthepie's Nonja Smiley House [Owned by Qwertyuiopthepie, No profit]

Memzak's Jet Fighter Factory: 10000 Danballs [900 Danballs/day in income] For sale

Rebul Scum Garbage Dump [Owned by General Veers, No profit]

FoxtrotZero's Decomissioned Epsilion Industries Compound: 70000 Danballs [2000 Danballs/day in income] For sale

1 Danball out of every 10 Danballs made will be donated to the Memzakian Bank.

Wanted: Forum Star Designer: Pay is half of all forum star profits.

EDIT: Qwertyuiopthepie and General Veers now own Qwertyuiopthepie's Nonja Smiley House and the Rebel Scum Garbage Dump, respectively, but with no profit until I am given enough to pay the requested profit for 1 month.

[Fringe Pioneer]

What is the point of your real estate * ? I can understand why people would want a forum star: to modify the star in their mini profile and make the user stand out. I can understand why people would want a signature: to personalize the space underneath the poster's post and make the user stand out. The bank account, although it does absolutely nothing that the mini profile indicator doesn't already do, at least makes sense. What of the real estate?

* ...and why is my supposed real estate up for sale if I own it, although that's for a different time?

[FoxtrotZero]

I don't want any real part of this, but for the lulz, you can sell this:

FoxtrotZero's Decomissioned Epsilion Industries Compound

Technically, because Epsilion Industries existed before the Phoenix was founded, Epsilion Industries never really existed. I don't expect to be paid for this, particularly if it never existed.

[sparkpowder]

Ding!

FoxtrotZero's Decomissioned Epsilion Industries Compound is now sold!

[Qwerty]

Wait, my torture cell? I can make a replica if you want, but the current one is occupied.

[Rock]

By who, may I ask?

[Qwerty]

...Qwertyuiop. I would think that was clear.

[sparkpowder]

Qwertyuiopthepie: I will sell the Nonja Torture Cell to you for double price. With a half price mortage.

[Fringe Pioneer]

Why would the forum user who controls Temporarily9 buy his own cell if he already owns it?

[sparkpowder]

Because he doesn't own the real estate yet.

[Qwerty]

For that matter, how would you be able to sell it considering you don't own it? The Nonjas took this whole island by force; I daresay they do own the real estate. I can make an off-island replica, but I'm afraid that's all.

Also, I hope you know that dan-balls can't appear from nowhere. The "profit" from each item will have to be deducted from someone else's, most likely you.