Post by RubiksMaster123 on Jan 14, 2011 0:52:21 GMT
This is the text version of my funny brother. Every thing I put here will probably eventually become part of the comic version.
Almost everything here is based on a conversation between me and my brother. However, some stuff is edited to make it funnier.
Chapter 1: What can beat Seaside 2?
Me: What do you think is the hardest stage?
Him: Seaside 2. It's impossible.
Me: If it's impossible, then why put it in the middle of the game?
Him: Because dan-ball people are just stupid to put it in the middle.
Me: And how come I can beat it with almost every single one of my teams?
Him: That's because you outrange the boss with triple shot. Try not using outrange strategy.
Me: Ok i can easily beat it with my lvl 53, 42, and 35 teams.
Him: That's way higher level than the boss.
Me: Ok I'll beat it with my lvl 28 team then
Him: That's 3 levels higher
Me: And what level are you?
Him: Level 12
Me: Maybe try something called leveling up?
Him: If you can beat SM Shrine at level 19, then I should be able to beat Seaside 2 at level 4.
Me: Well, how would you know that is the hardest stage? You didn't even play half of the stages.
Him: Because he's just too good.
Me: I bet Pyramid boss could own Seaside 2 Boss any day.
Him: No, Seaside 2 boss's 5 arrow attack could kill pyramid boss in one hit.
Me: And Pyramid Boss's heat attack couldn't kill Seaside 2 Boss in one hit?
Him: Ya because Seaside 2 Boss has too much HP
Me: Is he better than Desert 6 Boss with attack of 396 x 6?
Him: Obviously since Seaside 2 Boss's attack is too powerful.
Me: Is he better than
with the 100 spiders?
Him: That stage sucks.
Me: How are you supposed to know? You can't even beat Mist Grove 2.
Him: That's because I actually try to beat it fairly, not turning autowalk off.
Me: Submarine Shrine Boss could just keep freezing Seaside 2 Boss.
Him: Seaside 2 Boss would break the freeze attack.
Chapter 2: LP Priest Noob Team
Me: How come I beat Seaside 2 at level 23 with no reviving or outranging?
Him: That's because you have a dumb priest with like 5000 HP and black and silver crystal 4.
Me: But you said Seaside 2 was unbeatable.
Him: Well that's the only way to beat it.
Me: Then why don't you do that?
Him: Because I'm too lazy to train a team to that level.
Me: Could my priest solo Seaside 2?
Him: Duh because Seaside 2's attacks don't even move your HP bar.
Me: Even Desert 6 and Pyramid too?
Him: Yea those bosses won't move your HP bar either.
Chapter 3: Reversed Logic
Me: Desert 1 Boss is a friken tank
Him: Too bad it doesn't have as much HP as your priest
Me: What about Pyramid?
Him: Pyramid has only 80k HP, your priest has 400k HP
Me: If my LP priest team is so good, how come it lost to Desert 6?
Him: Because Desert 6 hacks so that it poisons you when it dies.
Me: I thought my priest had enough HP to survive that.
Him: Well, Desert 6 hacks the damage too.
Me: So LP priest is better than Seaside 2, and Desert 6 is better than LP priest, so Desert 6 is better than Seaside 2, so seaside 2 is not the best boss.
Him: Desert 6 Boss hacks so it doesn't count.
Me: But he still can beat Seaside 2
Him: No he couldn't, seaside 2 could own Desert 6
Me: Yeah but Desert 6 "hacks" so Seaside 2 wouldn't be able to beat it.
Him: Well Seaside 2 still could beat Desert 6 even if Desert 6 is hacking because Seaside 2 is too good.
Me: So LP Priest is better than seaside 2, desert 6 is better than LP priest, and Seaside 2 is better than Desert 6, kind of goes in a loop.
Him: Yeah basically
SE (special edition) 1: Hey dude, I posted this on the forums
Me: Hey dude I posted on the forums how you thought Seaside 2 is super hard.
Him: Did you post how you thought you were so good because you beat it at a really high level?
Me: Yeah...
Him: Did you post my level?
Me: Yeah level 12 right?
Him: YOU NOOB NOT LEVEL 12, I WAS LEVEL 7!!! BIG DIFFERENCE YOU KNOW!!!
Me: Ok...that makes them think you're more unreasonable.
Him: Let's see any one of those people beat it at level 7.
Me: I can already beat it at level 7.
Him: Yeah right. How?
Me: Outrange Strategy.
Him: Yeah no nooby outrange strategy either.
Me: Well they probably still can.
Him: They probably can't even beat it at any level.
Me: Uh, of course they can beat it, even I beat it.
Him: With outrange strategy.
Chapter 4: Encountering Beach 1 Boss
*gets defeated by Beach 1 boss with my best team*
Him: OMG that boss is overpowered
Me: Not really, i beat it before without any tactics.
Him: Well how come you can't beat it now?
Me: That's because this boss is hacking.
Him: Yeah right, your just jealous that he's too good.
Me: Better than Seaside 2?
Him: YES! OF COURSE...
Me: Better than LP Priest?
Him: Duh.
Me: Yeah right.
Him: Yeah Beach 1 could just one hit ko LP Priest because it does TOO much damage.
Me: Ok, so the new "best" boss is Beach 1?
Him: Yep.
Chapter 5: Reversed Logic 2
Me: Who would win: Beach 1 or Seaside 2 teamed up with Pyramid?
Him: Beach 1 Boss.
Me: Will any new bosses be better than Beach 1?
Him: NO.
Me: Well, that's what you said for Seaside 2. And Seaside 2 was beaten by Beach 1.
Him: No Beach 1 only beats Seaside 2 if each one of Beach 1's attacks did max damage
Me: So there are better bosses than Beach 1...
Him: Yeah duh Seaside 2.
Me: Your weird. If Seaside 2 is better than Beach 1, then how come it lost to Beach 1 teamed up with Pyramid?
Him: That's because Pyramid Boss was being a f** (yeah my little brother curses) and thought he could solo Beach 1 by himself so he started attacking Seaside 2 Boss even though it was on Pyramid's team.
Me: I thought Seaside 2 had too much defense.
Him: Yeah but when Pyramid boss attacked Seaside 2, it did no damage, but it annoyed Seaside 2 so Seaside 2 Boss focused on Pyramid Boss and wasn't focused on Beach 1 so Beach 1 was able defeat Seaside 2 and Pyramid couldn't do anything so Pyramid lost as well.
Me: So if Seaside 2 was by itself, it would win?
Him: Yeah exactly.
Chapter 6: Long Time Return
Him: What's the hardest boss in stick ranger?
Me: Duh, Pyramid Boss.
Him: What's the hardest boss in stick ranger that doesn't abuse how much damage it does?
Me: Still Pyramid.
Him: What's the hardest boss in stick ranger that doesn't abuse how much damage it does or how much hp it has?
Me: Then how do you determine the hardest boss then?
Him: I'm not sure.
Me: Oh yeah, what's the hardest boss in stick ranger besides Seaside 2 and Beach 1?
Him: Umm...probably pyramid. Fourth is Desert 1.
Me: Desert 1 is easy noob.
Him: Dude you kidding? Desert 1 Boss shoots like 500 bullets in one second.
Me: Maybe you should beat Seaside 2 before you judge which boss is the hardest.
Him: Dude the people in the back are so cheap. They shoot one laser beam and it takes 50 seconds for the beams to reach the other side. But when they hit, they go BAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM!!! (says bam for 10 seconds straight) And then the whole map explodes but it only does one damage but your characters fall off and die. saying GAME OVER (says it in a really deep voice)
Me: Dude, wouldn't the monsters fall off too?
Him: No because the monsters have a special ability called sturdy legs. They are so sturdy that nothing can make them move.
Me: What the heck, that makes no sense at all.
Him: You're just jealous of how good Desert 1 is.
Me: No wonder why I beat it.
Almost everything here is based on a conversation between me and my brother. However, some stuff is edited to make it funnier.
Chapter 1: What can beat Seaside 2?
Me: What do you think is the hardest stage?
Him: Seaside 2. It's impossible.
Me: If it's impossible, then why put it in the middle of the game?
Him: Because dan-ball people are just stupid to put it in the middle.
Me: And how come I can beat it with almost every single one of my teams?
Him: That's because you outrange the boss with triple shot. Try not using outrange strategy.
Me: Ok i can easily beat it with my lvl 53, 42, and 35 teams.
Him: That's way higher level than the boss.
Me: Ok I'll beat it with my lvl 28 team then
Him: That's 3 levels higher
Me: And what level are you?
Him: Level 12
Me: Maybe try something called leveling up?
Him: If you can beat SM Shrine at level 19, then I should be able to beat Seaside 2 at level 4.
Me: Well, how would you know that is the hardest stage? You didn't even play half of the stages.
Him: Because he's just too good.
Me: I bet Pyramid boss could own Seaside 2 Boss any day.
Him: No, Seaside 2 boss's 5 arrow attack could kill pyramid boss in one hit.
Me: And Pyramid Boss's heat attack couldn't kill Seaside 2 Boss in one hit?
Him: Ya because Seaside 2 Boss has too much HP
Me: Is he better than Desert 6 Boss with attack of 396 x 6?
Him: Obviously since Seaside 2 Boss's attack is too powerful.
Me: Is he better than
with the 100 spiders?Him: That stage sucks.
Me: How are you supposed to know? You can't even beat Mist Grove 2.
Him: That's because I actually try to beat it fairly, not turning autowalk off.
Me: Submarine Shrine Boss could just keep freezing Seaside 2 Boss.
Him: Seaside 2 Boss would break the freeze attack.
Chapter 2: LP Priest Noob Team
Me: How come I beat Seaside 2 at level 23 with no reviving or outranging?
Him: That's because you have a dumb priest with like 5000 HP and black and silver crystal 4.
Me: But you said Seaside 2 was unbeatable.
Him: Well that's the only way to beat it.
Me: Then why don't you do that?
Him: Because I'm too lazy to train a team to that level.
Me: Could my priest solo Seaside 2?
Him: Duh because Seaside 2's attacks don't even move your HP bar.
Me: Even Desert 6 and Pyramid too?
Him: Yea those bosses won't move your HP bar either.
Chapter 3: Reversed Logic
Me: Desert 1 Boss is a friken tank
Him: Too bad it doesn't have as much HP as your priest
Me: What about Pyramid?
Him: Pyramid has only 80k HP, your priest has 400k HP
Me: If my LP priest team is so good, how come it lost to Desert 6?
Him: Because Desert 6 hacks so that it poisons you when it dies.
Me: I thought my priest had enough HP to survive that.
Him: Well, Desert 6 hacks the damage too.
Me: So LP priest is better than Seaside 2, and Desert 6 is better than LP priest, so Desert 6 is better than Seaside 2, so seaside 2 is not the best boss.
Him: Desert 6 Boss hacks so it doesn't count.
Me: But he still can beat Seaside 2
Him: No he couldn't, seaside 2 could own Desert 6
Me: Yeah but Desert 6 "hacks" so Seaside 2 wouldn't be able to beat it.
Him: Well Seaside 2 still could beat Desert 6 even if Desert 6 is hacking because Seaside 2 is too good.
Me: So LP Priest is better than seaside 2, desert 6 is better than LP priest, and Seaside 2 is better than Desert 6, kind of goes in a loop.
Him: Yeah basically
SE (special edition) 1: Hey dude, I posted this on the forums
Me: Hey dude I posted on the forums how you thought Seaside 2 is super hard.
Him: Did you post how you thought you were so good because you beat it at a really high level?
Me: Yeah...
Him: Did you post my level?
Me: Yeah level 12 right?
Him: YOU NOOB NOT LEVEL 12, I WAS LEVEL 7!!! BIG DIFFERENCE YOU KNOW!!!
Me: Ok...that makes them think you're more unreasonable.
Him: Let's see any one of those people beat it at level 7.
Me: I can already beat it at level 7.
Him: Yeah right. How?
Me: Outrange Strategy.
Him: Yeah no nooby outrange strategy either.
Me: Well they probably still can.
Him: They probably can't even beat it at any level.
Me: Uh, of course they can beat it, even I beat it.
Him: With outrange strategy.
Chapter 4: Encountering Beach 1 Boss
*gets defeated by Beach 1 boss with my best team*
Him: OMG that boss is overpowered
Me: Not really, i beat it before without any tactics.
Him: Well how come you can't beat it now?
Me: That's because this boss is hacking.
Him: Yeah right, your just jealous that he's too good.
Me: Better than Seaside 2?
Him: YES! OF COURSE...
Me: Better than LP Priest?
Him: Duh.
Me: Yeah right.
Him: Yeah Beach 1 could just one hit ko LP Priest because it does TOO much damage.
Me: Ok, so the new "best" boss is Beach 1?
Him: Yep.
Chapter 5: Reversed Logic 2
Me: Who would win: Beach 1 or Seaside 2 teamed up with Pyramid?
Him: Beach 1 Boss.
Me: Will any new bosses be better than Beach 1?
Him: NO.
Me: Well, that's what you said for Seaside 2. And Seaside 2 was beaten by Beach 1.
Him: No Beach 1 only beats Seaside 2 if each one of Beach 1's attacks did max damage
Me: So there are better bosses than Beach 1...
Him: Yeah duh Seaside 2.
Me: Your weird. If Seaside 2 is better than Beach 1, then how come it lost to Beach 1 teamed up with Pyramid?
Him: That's because Pyramid Boss was being a f** (yeah my little brother curses) and thought he could solo Beach 1 by himself so he started attacking Seaside 2 Boss even though it was on Pyramid's team.
Me: I thought Seaside 2 had too much defense.
Him: Yeah but when Pyramid boss attacked Seaside 2, it did no damage, but it annoyed Seaside 2 so Seaside 2 Boss focused on Pyramid Boss and wasn't focused on Beach 1 so Beach 1 was able defeat Seaside 2 and Pyramid couldn't do anything so Pyramid lost as well.
Me: So if Seaside 2 was by itself, it would win?
Him: Yeah exactly.
Chapter 6: Long Time Return
Him: What's the hardest boss in stick ranger?
Me: Duh, Pyramid Boss.
Him: What's the hardest boss in stick ranger that doesn't abuse how much damage it does?
Me: Still Pyramid.
Him: What's the hardest boss in stick ranger that doesn't abuse how much damage it does or how much hp it has?
Me: Then how do you determine the hardest boss then?
Him: I'm not sure.
Me: Oh yeah, what's the hardest boss in stick ranger besides Seaside 2 and Beach 1?
Him: Umm...probably pyramid. Fourth is Desert 1.
Me: Desert 1 is easy noob.
Him: Dude you kidding? Desert 1 Boss shoots like 500 bullets in one second.
Me: Maybe you should beat Seaside 2 before you judge which boss is the hardest.
Him: Dude the people in the back are so cheap. They shoot one laser beam and it takes 50 seconds for the beams to reach the other side. But when they hit, they go BAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM!!! (says bam for 10 seconds straight) And then the whole map explodes but it only does one damage but your characters fall off and die. saying GAME OVER (says it in a really deep voice)
Me: Dude, wouldn't the monsters fall off too?
Him: No because the monsters have a special ability called sturdy legs. They are so sturdy that nothing can make them move.
Me: What the heck, that makes no sense at all.
Him: You're just jealous of how good Desert 1 is.
Me: No wonder why I beat it.
