Types of Nonja Kits

[sparkpowder]

Nonja Survival Kit: Consists of a flashlight, navy beans, a first aid kit, a high-powered cellphone, flourescent spray paint in all colors, duck tape, a radar, eletric blankets, cough syrup, pancakes, loaves of bread, money, and a sleeping bag.

Nonja Survival Kits may be purchased from me for 200 DBs.

Bronze Nonja Attack Kit: Consists of a hammer, hydroflouric acid, stungun, billy club, and a lance.

Bronze Nonja Attack Kits may be purchased from me for free.

Silver Nonja Attack Kit: Consists of a gold pipe, anthrax, a stronger stungun, a baseball bat, and a dual-ended sword.

Silver Nonja Attack Kits can be purchased from me for 50 DBs.

Gold Nonja Attack Kits: Consists of a wrath hammer, spike fists, neurotoxins, a gold katana, and a helmet.

Gold Nonja Attack Kits may be purchased from me for 100 DBs.

Bronze Nonja Defense Kit: Consists of a leather shield, chain-mail armor, and a wool helmet.

Bronze Nonja Defense Kits may be purchased from me for free.

Silver Nonja Defense Kit: Consists of a metal shield, scale mail armor, and a scale mail helmet.

Silver Nonja Defense Kits may be purchased from me for 50 DBs.

Gold Nonja Defense Kit: Consists of a gold shield, gold armor, and a gold helmet.

Gold Nonja Defense Kits may be purchased frome me for 150 DBs.

[Qwerty]

Alternately, they can simply be provided to all scout groups. There isn't really "money" per se in the Nonja canon, and I highly doubt cell phones would be allowed or even necessary. Beyond that this looks like pretty useful equipment.

[Fringe Pioneer]

Of course, don't forget to replace any food item with something related to ramen, if not ramen itself...

[Draxorion]

Why exactly would we purchase these, perchance?

[Qwerty]

Simply, you shouldn't.

[Draxorion]

I guess this has no use at all whatsoever other than a counter full of display items that aren't sold.

[Qwerty]

They aren't even items, actually. Items are given to Nonjas on a need basis. Also, nobody wears gold armor. It's weaker than iron.