Pun contest!

[Qwerty]

Each person may submit up to ten puns. Everyone will vote for ten puns each afterward, and the winning puns get 100 DBs each.

[Rock]

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken! [/sarcasm][/fail]

[Vertigo]

Mar 22, 2011 1:37:03 GMT Rock said:

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken! [/sarcasm][/fail]

Your foundation for what you think a pun is, is a bit rocky

But really, that wasn't a pun....and speaking of "a bit rocky"


Lol, this is a class act right here, a real set of knock out jokes. It's as if you're getting hit by a bag of rocks

I sure am mentioning rocks a lot, but that's because the art of puns isn't an easy road to travel, heck, it's a bit rocky itself..



That's right, I went there. An ice cream joke regarding your name, I'm cold, aren't I?

Now that I think of it, it's getting hard to think of more puns, I'm must be near the end of the road. But really, my brain is freezing up trying to think of all of these things.

Oh wait, this is the last pun, right on time for me. Punctual, aint' it?

[Fringe Pioneer]

Each pun on its own is horrible and undeserving of any prize, but together, they're so bad that they're good - no pun intended...

(No, nothing in this post is an entry, especially considering I did not use any puns.)

[nmagain]

this is a pun

[Vertigo]

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That's the last time I post in the middle of the night. Tried+Pun thread=...... >_<

Count it as one entry, or destroy it and all evidence leading to its existence.

[Qwerty]

Gotta love the morning after, eh?

[Fringe Pioneer]

Mar 22, 2011 20:37:30 GMT Vertigo said:

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That's the last time I post in the middle of the night. Tried+Pun thread=...... >_<

Count it as one entry, or destroy it and all evidence leading to its existence.

I would like to argue that it's very difficult to get a "good" pun, and that the best we can do is to unify many bad puns with a motif, like you did, or just make puns like in Comic JK and hope that you don't bore your audience to death...

[Necrotising Fasciitis]

So, I submitted ten puns to a competition, hoping to win.
But no pun in ten did.

[Qwerty]

Well, you haven't quite submitted TEN yet, Necro, and it's early to say none won, but I get the pun.

[Elmach]

I thought this was going to be a Pun contest...

Ah well. (Pun not intended there. Or there. Or there. Or there, or here.)

I can't think of any more punny funs right now... Maybe later.

EDIT: The Christian Club should be more tolerant.

(That shouldn't count, as I shamelessly ripped it off of Qwerty's random nonsense blog thingy,)

EDIT: I have another pun! Its on the slip of my tongue...

EDIT: I can think of six related puns, but none of them are appropriate. Only I can use them.
EDIT: I am halfway pun!

SPOILER: Click to show

[Note: This is just a list of puns. The actual sentence puns are up there/below the list.]
1) Pun-Fun
2) punny fun-funny pun
3) slip of my tongue-tip of my tongue (note that slip of my tongue was a slip of the tongue)
4) six-sex
5) appropriate as in PG, and appropriate as in the verb.
6) pun-done
7) spoil in spoiler
8) spoiled plan generates no spoils

Well this spoils all of my plans... Now I won't get any spoils.

[Zrined]

A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The
stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion
allowed per passenger."

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and
says, "Dam!"

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in
the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have
your kayak and heat it too.

Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The
other says "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root
canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

[dhoom]

A man went to a pun conference worldwide, hoping his glorious 10 puns would allow him to win the grand prize. Unfortunately, the jokes were quite unpunny, and no pun in ten did.

There once was a snail who got bored of his life in a shell, and decided to buy a large car. The car was bright pink, to match the skin of his wife's shell. To improve the car, he added a rocket-booster to the back, and painted a large "S" for Snail on the hood. Now, when snails walk by and notice the car, all they can say is "Wow, look at that Escargot!"

[Zrined]

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes
to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in
Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself
to
his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that
she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're
twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.

There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

[Fringe Pioneer]

Mar 29, 2011 20:04:57 GMT Necrotising Fasciitis said:

So, I submitted ten puns to a competition, hoping to win.
But no pun in ten did.

Apr 13, 2011 0:26:47 GMT dhoom said:

A man went to a pun conference worldwide, hoping his glorious 10 puns would allow him to win the grand prize. Unfortunately, the jokes were quite unpunny, and no pun in ten did.

I'm sorry, Dhoom, but NeonSaysRawr used that pun first...

[Zrined]

When's the vote?

[Anonymousperson5]

Did you hear about the burger king? He mustered all the kingdom to catch up on events.

Did you hear the story of the broken pencil? It had no point.

Have you seen those halogens? They're always negative.

That magnate looks attractive.

[Qwerty]

Voting sequence initiated.

[nmagain]

I'll submit another pun
war doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.

[Draxorion]

I can't vote for TEN puns...

[-The Universe-]

I went to a wedding where two antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!

[likep15]

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

[mdog95]

I used to hate talk radio, then this show on the radio talked me into it.

That might not be a good one, but it was off the top of my head. Usually, only 1/10 of things that come off the top of my head are any good; the rest are ingenious!

No, but really, I'm not too good at puns =P

[Sporce]

I seemed to wonder why my football coach was yelling at me "Catch you idiot". Then i felt what he was sayin'.

[Likep]

I'm reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It's impossible to put down.

[mdog95]

That's already been said.

[Sporce]

I need to read a chapter on re-arranging atoms for science, but it just keeps changing its story.