The post above offers a brief, but informative look into the forum-goer's mind. This person, simply by looking at the post above, obviously has the following characteristics: 1. They are not an AI, or not entirely. 2. They do not breathe water, or not entirely. 3. They do eat things, sometimes not entirely. 4. They have a fetish for sea slug-produced intoxicating liquors. Entirely. 5. They abide by the rules of this game, somewhat entirely. 6. Their home is secure, though not entirely. 7. They owned a dog, who was entirely annihilated moments ago. ENTIRELY. 8. They don't lock their bathroom door, or not all of them entirely. 9. They don't keep their pantry stocked, or not entirely. 10. They keep track of their underwear, though not entirely. 11. They are normally a light sleeper... though not entirely. 12. They don't lock their window or close their blinds at night, at least, not entirely.
I am the restless haunt of DBF.
I'm in ur walls, eetin' ur pilloes! So get away from mah corn! I'm in ur cornfield, WHISPERING IN UR EARS!!!