Post by GloveParty on Sept 7, 2010 16:37:45 GMT
(OOC: If you want to be in this, just post and tell me)
Prologue
The golden land of Upload. Beautiful architecture, some of the best entertainment in the world, such as the famous player courses. Incredible technology, such as calculators and guns.
An uploader sat watching a player course. He looked up and saw a wave of running people. Strange, he thought. Then he saw the crude nitro bombs they held. "Noobs!" At first, the noob attacks were simply hilarious. I mean, around ten failures attempting to blow them up and getting shot down. Even the word noobs was funny. However, now there numbers were getting big. Too big. Now, it was a wave of noobs coming towards them, threatening to utterly destroy them.
Cooldude48 hefted his volcanogun. He could take Upload, it would be no problem. With his massive army of noobs, he would become more powerful than ever be fore. He yelled and charged.
His army charged in, and he melted down a calculator with his volcanogun. He laughed.
The uploader grabbed a gun (A micro handgun in fact) and shot a few noobs in the head. As he progressed through the noob army, he came face-to-face with the noob leader. As the uploader raised his gun, the noob leader whipped up his volcanogun. He fired. The uploader felt the magma burn through him, and screaming, he turned around, a nitro bomb blew up the city center. The battle was lost.
Chapter 1: The Scout
Hi. I'm OwnedByGlove, and I've been around the forums for most of a year. I'm a fairly active member of the forums, and I'm a Stick-Ranger obssessed crazy.
One day, I sat near the edge of the forums, wondering if the noobs would destroy the rest of Dan-ball like they did to Upload. With their huge numbers they could overrun most anything. I decided to take a walk so he could get it from his mind. I walked around the very border of the forum, expecting a soothing walk, but finding a noob scout, who I recgonized by his scribbly metal armor. I immediately punched him, but his pen-S 9 armor withstood the blow, and he managed to give me a blow with his metal sword. Being a noob sword, it didn't have much effect, and I easily ended the encounter. But this was grave news for the forums. I needed help.
Prologue
The golden land of Upload. Beautiful architecture, some of the best entertainment in the world, such as the famous player courses. Incredible technology, such as calculators and guns.
An uploader sat watching a player course. He looked up and saw a wave of running people. Strange, he thought. Then he saw the crude nitro bombs they held. "Noobs!" At first, the noob attacks were simply hilarious. I mean, around ten failures attempting to blow them up and getting shot down. Even the word noobs was funny. However, now there numbers were getting big. Too big. Now, it was a wave of noobs coming towards them, threatening to utterly destroy them.
Cooldude48 hefted his volcanogun. He could take Upload, it would be no problem. With his massive army of noobs, he would become more powerful than ever be fore. He yelled and charged.
His army charged in, and he melted down a calculator with his volcanogun. He laughed.
The uploader grabbed a gun (A micro handgun in fact) and shot a few noobs in the head. As he progressed through the noob army, he came face-to-face with the noob leader. As the uploader raised his gun, the noob leader whipped up his volcanogun. He fired. The uploader felt the magma burn through him, and screaming, he turned around, a nitro bomb blew up the city center. The battle was lost.
Chapter 1: The Scout
Hi. I'm OwnedByGlove, and I've been around the forums for most of a year. I'm a fairly active member of the forums, and I'm a Stick-Ranger obssessed crazy.
One day, I sat near the edge of the forums, wondering if the noobs would destroy the rest of Dan-ball like they did to Upload. With their huge numbers they could overrun most anything. I decided to take a walk so he could get it from his mind. I walked around the very border of the forum, expecting a soothing walk, but finding a noob scout, who I recgonized by his scribbly metal armor. I immediately punched him, but his pen-S 9 armor withstood the blow, and he managed to give me a blow with his metal sword. Being a noob sword, it didn't have much effect, and I easily ended the encounter. But this was grave news for the forums. I needed help.