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Post by Artifact123 on Nov 16, 2010 17:06:49 GMT
NOTE: This is not a serious guide, zombies don't exist, this is just a joke.
Always be prepared for a Zombie Outbreak, or you will regret you didn't. Useful things are:
Medicines-You don't want to get caught sick during the outbreak don't you?
Weapons-Flamethrowers, Chainsaws, Knife, Grenades, Magnums, Shotguns, Nail Guns, Fireworks, Axes, Baseball Batts and Some Extra Ammo for the firearms.
A Hammer-To break doors and windows, or zombies.
Canned Food-Or you will starve.
Bottled Water-Can also be used as a blunt object.
Extra Clothing-You'll need it.
Good Running Shoes-You'll have to run.
Deodorant-To hide the smell of blood around you.
Wooden planks-With a Nail Gun or with Nails and the Hammer you can block off a house with palnks.
Lighter-You might need to burn something. And when mixed with Deodorant you can make an improvised Flamethrower.
A Motorcycle-For a quick escape.
Body Armor-Optional.
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Post by Fringe Pioneer on Nov 16, 2010 18:10:55 GMT
I would love to see the faces on anyone following your guide as they realize, to their horror, that most of the cell towers stop functioning on account that the engineers and laborers necessary to keep the cell towers going have become zombies...
Simply put, cell phones aren't going to work for their intended purpose in post-apocalypse Earth. You could try cannibalizing the cellular phone to make something that doesn't require an artificial medium (e.g. cell towers, satellites, etc.), or you could pray to your unforgiving god that you have enough knowledgeable people in your caravan to bring a cell tower back up after fighting off the zombies that are likely to be surrounding it.
I would also like to see a plastic water bottle successfully used as a blunt weapon, let alone an effective one against zombies...
Oh, I almost forgot the faces of the people who attach batteries to leaf rakes. I can imagine it now...
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Post by vaconcovat on Nov 16, 2010 21:49:04 GMT
I applaud thee veers. You managed to flaw most aspects of his plan. And half of them i swear are from dead rising.
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Post by ~Memzak~ on Nov 19, 2010 7:42:21 GMT
I rate Veer's story is better than Artifacts guide... XD
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Post by GloveParty on Nov 20, 2010 0:59:07 GMT
XD Veers should make a guide. He seems like he knows about zombies. Why are the calls not going through, water jug, rake zap, all debunked XD.
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Post by wofie on Dec 12, 2010 3:29:32 GMT
This here is pure win.
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