Post by Elmach on Jan 1, 2011 5:57:51 GMT
I put the whole thing I have writtenhere, and I feel like sharing it with the people here.
So I shall.
Please note that the forums are the minecraft forums. And that this story is not complete. I will update the Minecraft forums copy before this one.
Disclaimer
This is a long disclaimer. Remember that this is a story. Do not confuse fact with fiction. I have been said to be very "into" my stories. If you recognize your works within this story, either I have chosen to put your work in my story, which can either be a good thing or a bad thing, or it is mere coincidence. Do not sue anyone as a result of this story. I am not herobrine, no matter what the story says. Do not ignore the disclaimer, even if the story says to. It is just a story. No matter how true the story seems, it is false. References to real people are probably false. Everything in bold-italic is not part of the story, unless it obviously is. Everything past the third post is not part of the story. I occasionally break the fourth wall.
Introduction
*ahem* Is this working? Yes? Is the forum reading this? *quack* Oh dear. *slash slash* *oink* Err... This will take forever.
*ahem* Do you read me? Yes? Good. Apology's for earlier, I have been unable to edit what I have been saying, so, naturally, background noises kept intruding on the introduction. I got back to my base so I can record the story. As you can guess, I am in minecraft. You know, it will take forever for me to relate my story, so how about this. I will put my diary on the forums. It will likely take some time to upload, however. No matter. Oh, Notch, if you are reading this, I apologize for the rant at the beginning. Again, I have been unable to edit it out. Besides, I understand now.
The Diary of a Minecrafter
Day 0: Entering Minecraft
I HATE YOU NOTCH! SERIOUSLY, DOING CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED *static* *static* *static*
Anyways, the day so far was rather hectic. I was browsing the forums, rereading Diary of a Creeper for the bajillionth time, x'ing out of a popup, when I realized something strange: There are no popups on the forums. Absolutely confused, I tried to remember what the popup said. As I wisped away, I realized that it was essentially an invitation into the world of minecraft.
I entered a dark void, falling for what seemed like an eternity. As this was going on, I felt four presences inside my mind. I recognized them, of course, as I had created them. Two of them were Smoky Hawthorne and Ost Elerdon. Both were pyromaniacs, and they were bitter archrivals. The other two were John Hawthorne and Marcus Elerdon. Sons of the former two, they were geniuses and had designed various instruments of doom to kill each other. Two pairs of opposing factions were in my head. And both were very strong. Of course, Notch would not want his guinea pig to die. He took all four out of my head, keeping the information I had about them in mine, and gave them their own bodies. The pyromaniacs became Ghasts, with a small diamond inside them. The geniuses became zombie pigmen, with their gold swords having a diamond jewel embedded in it. I remained a human, and got a diamond pendent. The terrain became visible. We were in the Nether.
Intermission
Huh. I suppose the rant got eaten when I -- I won't spoil the story for you!
Day 1
More coming later.
So I shall.
Please note that the forums are the minecraft forums. And that this story is not complete. I will update the Minecraft forums copy before this one.
Disclaimer
This is a long disclaimer. Remember that this is a story. Do not confuse fact with fiction. I have been said to be very "into" my stories. If you recognize your works within this story, either I have chosen to put your work in my story, which can either be a good thing or a bad thing, or it is mere coincidence. Do not sue anyone as a result of this story. I am not herobrine, no matter what the story says. Do not ignore the disclaimer, even if the story says to. It is just a story. No matter how true the story seems, it is false. References to real people are probably false. Everything in bold-italic is not part of the story, unless it obviously is. Everything past the third post is not part of the story. I occasionally break the fourth wall.
Introduction
*ahem* Is this working? Yes? Is the forum reading this? *quack* Oh dear. *slash slash* *oink* Err... This will take forever.
*ahem* Do you read me? Yes? Good. Apology's for earlier, I have been unable to edit what I have been saying, so, naturally, background noises kept intruding on the introduction. I got back to my base so I can record the story. As you can guess, I am in minecraft. You know, it will take forever for me to relate my story, so how about this. I will put my diary on the forums. It will likely take some time to upload, however. No matter. Oh, Notch, if you are reading this, I apologize for the rant at the beginning. Again, I have been unable to edit it out. Besides, I understand now.
The Diary of a Minecrafter
Day 0: Entering Minecraft
I HATE YOU NOTCH! SERIOUSLY, DOING CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED *static* *static* *static*
Anyways, the day so far was rather hectic. I was browsing the forums, rereading Diary of a Creeper for the bajillionth time, x'ing out of a popup, when I realized something strange: There are no popups on the forums. Absolutely confused, I tried to remember what the popup said. As I wisped away, I realized that it was essentially an invitation into the world of minecraft.
I entered a dark void, falling for what seemed like an eternity. As this was going on, I felt four presences inside my mind. I recognized them, of course, as I had created them. Two of them were Smoky Hawthorne and Ost Elerdon. Both were pyromaniacs, and they were bitter archrivals. The other two were John Hawthorne and Marcus Elerdon. Sons of the former two, they were geniuses and had designed various instruments of doom to kill each other. Two pairs of opposing factions were in my head. And both were very strong. Of course, Notch would not want his guinea pig to die. He took all four out of my head, keeping the information I had about them in mine, and gave them their own bodies. The pyromaniacs became Ghasts, with a small diamond inside them. The geniuses became zombie pigmen, with their gold swords having a diamond jewel embedded in it. I remained a human, and got a diamond pendent. The terrain became visible. We were in the Nether.
Intermission
Huh. I suppose the rant got eaten when I -- I won't spoil the story for you!
Day 1
More coming later.
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